Day Boredom in Equestria

>Day boredom in Equestria
>You are Anon, bored as fuck
>All of the ponies are gone today.
>It was never explained why though.
>All you did so far was masturbate, and you masturbated a lot
>You wacked off to thoughts of female humans, ponies, tentacles, etc.
>You decide to look in your mailbox right before you go into town and steal everything.
>You found a letter in there.
>You grabbed it, screaming every word out of sheer boredom.
>"HELLO ANON. SORRY WE DID NOT TELL YOU THIS EARLIER BUT TODAY EVERY SINGLE MARE IN PONYVILLE IS IN HEAT. ALL OF THE STALLIONS HAVE RUN OUT OF TOWN AND ALL OF THE MARES HAVE TRAPPED THEMSELVES IN THEIR HOUSES. PLEASE DO NOT GO TO TOWN TODAY."
>You throw the letter away.
>Guess you're not going into town today.
>You sigh.
>You walk back inside.
>You hear a knocking.
>You open the door, and there's Flu-
>A gas is sprayed in your face, knocking you out.
>...
>You wake up hours later.
>It is sunset.
>You see Fluttershy just standing there.
>She walks up to you.
>"Hello Anon. I'm glad to see you're ok."
Hey Fluttershy, what happened?
>"I used gas to knock you out so i could have sex with you, but I got too bored and didn't do anything."
>Wow, she didn't rape you.
So, uh, wanna sit here with me? It would make being this bored more enjoyable.
>"Sure Anon."
>She sits down next to you with no expression on her face.
>Odd, since usually letting her come this close to you makes her do a really cute smile and blush like crazy.
>You both sit there in front of your house for hours.
>Fucking Boredom.