macbeth parody script

That was truly an outstanding battle, wasn't it bq. such amazing marksmanship, even from you
indeed, mb. another planet conquered in the name of the emperor. glad to have you with me.
i am oracle, the fortune telling machine. i shall tell both of you your fates.
you, mb-64, shall control not only your domain of galamiz, but the planet of kadoraa as well. not only that, but you shall even become the emperor of the galaxy as well. and you, bq-64, shall lead a successful line of armed units that will lead the empire for centuries.
wait, tell me more! i need to know about the future
he's getting away

ah! i found you two. great news from the empire. the former leader of kadoraa attempted to rebel against the emperor, but he was swiftly defeated by our vast armies and was executed promptly.

and so, we've decided to give MB-64 the planet for his loyalty to the empire


I, Emperor almeyda, have an important announcement to share with you. As my hardware gradually becomes outdated and my processors start slowing down, I shall retire from my role and select a worthy successor in my place today. This successor has shown great promise, has devoted his life to serving the empire without a need for praise or rewards. This outstanding master of precision and technique shall surely lead us to a future of prosperity and success. And his name is

TONY TOE STAR

Yes, Toe Star's outstanding ability to prepare bread with such perfect crispiness and crunch showed me that success lied not in your strength, but your control. As such, he shall be given the title Emperor Toe star, and he shall be your new ruler. we shall celebrate at MB 64's quarters. I hope to see you all there for the celebration.

What an unfortunate turn of events. Now I also have toe star in my way as well. i suppose i'll have to find a way to dispose of him as well.

Have you made the preparations for the party, mirai?

yes, master MB. I have set out several events and snacks for the guests. I have also formulated a plan that shall allow you to kill almeyda and take his place as emperor.

we shall discuss this later

greetings almeyda. we have worked hard to prepare for your arrival, so please make yourself comfortable. i shall go tell mb you are here.

IT seems you are having a moral dilemma, master. what appears to be the problem?
must I annihilate almeyda off a mere statement? he's certainly not the most brightest AI, but he's brought us peace and tranquility, as well as wealth and unity. Is it worth it?

Do not fear, master. Fear is not expected by your profile and design document. I have calculated the plan very carefully. if we assault the emperor while he's recharging, we have 100% chance of being unhindered by any sort of guards, and when people learn of his destruction, there's a 98% chance of them not suspecting. In total, there is a 0% chance of this opportunity reappearing, and we must make the most of it.

You make a compelling argument. We must take the chance and strike him when he least suspects it. Prepare yourself, Mirai, for tomorrow our lives shall be rebooted.

Good morning, great emperor! are you ready to officially retire and pass the torch to toe star?

gasp

the emperor was found with a hole through his core. who could do such a thing to such a wonderful mind.

since he has been destroyed before he could pass his title, according the rules set by us, the unit with the highest amount of land owned and enemies neutralized shall take his place. therefore, MB-64 shall become the new emperor posthaste.

it seems like i'd be perfectly content. i have money. i have power. i have fame. yet something's off.

what would that be

bq. he's the one that evicted you from your ship for not paying, right?

yes, but that's not something worth annihilating for

well i have my own issues with him. he has done far worse things for me, things that can never be forgotten or forgiven. you are the only one capable of destroying bq and his future models. unless you simply hold that infamous arsenal you claim to have as a decoration.

very well then, emperor mb. i shall not fail you.

Is everything alright, master. you've spent so much time in your quarters with all these bq model posters by yourself. have you been experiencing any glitches or bugs lately

i'm perfectly fine, mirai. i'm not facing any issues at all. nothing at all. except for bq. how i loathe him. i don't even remember why i became friends with him. what good is being emperor if you can't keep it for long? bq's successors are supposed to overthrow me. but i don't have to worry about that any longer. mb-64's legacy shall last forever

outstanding shot, MBCX. you've done a great job on this mission so far

thank you, father

now that's a fine piece of work, right there.

let's go onward, there's more soldiers to conquer

not so fast

i, hoshiman, shall take revenge for my beloved ship that you have taken from me

ha, as long as i have the bq-cx with me, you don't stand a chance. why would i need to fear an unarmed unit

who said anything about being unarmed

behold, the infiniton cannon, capable of piercing through an entire planet. you have no chance to survive. make your time

quick bq-cx. into the teleporter. the fate of the bq product line depends on you

oh my jobs

After the unforeseen destruction of BQ-64, the former leader of the BQ line of combat robots, we must determine the fate of the future models. First, we must relegate them to service bots, built solely for hard labor. we must also remove all weaponry from them and

you did this. it's your fault. don't act so innocent. you can't keep it up forever.
but how. i thought you were dead
that's not true. don't look at me like that. you're just an illusion
remain calm everyone. he's just been looking at a few bizarre sites that all. probably going through a few pop ups and advertisements, that's all
we shall remain supreme. as long as bq-cx remains, the bq line shall rise again, and we shall rule the empire, just as fate planned for us.
Help help help ahhhh

go, go. emperor mb-64 is undergoing some major crashes. leave before he mistakes any of you for a target. we shall discuss bq's future at a later date. forget everything you saw here.

master! what's gotten into you. you updated your virus protection just yesterday! you haven't connected to the internet ever since you became emperor! bq was destroyed without a trace, and there's a huge hole in flavia 5 where he was standing

sorry, sorry. even with his destruction, there's still unfinished business. some of my subjects are leaving me, and there's still some bq units out there. what to do.

I got it! I'll pay a visit to Oracle! Thanks to my databases, I have access to his information and profile as well! Perhaps he can make me another fortune, one without bq!