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Fluttershy's Insanity Rainbro to the Rescue

Mar 7th, 2012
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  1. >Be day 495 in Ponyville
  2. >You wake up at noon today
  3. >Last night was a fucking blur
  4. >You see your bed is littered with discarded bottles of Applejack Daniels
  5. >You pray that you didn't fuck some random horse last night.
  6. >You breathe a sigh of relief when your bed and house are completely empty minus the liquor genocide that had occurred a few hours prior
  7. >God damn that Rainbro knows how to party
  8. >As you're cleaning a knock is heard
  9. >Dear god if that's fluttershy you're gonna smack a filly.
  10. >look through your window to see Derpy waving at you.
  11. >Oh yeah due to her flight schedule she doesn't give you your mail until noon.
  12. >You open the door for her and you see she's got a muffin.
  13. >You've grown addicted to this mare's muffins
  14. >You stare at it in a trance-like state
  15. >"Mornin Anon.....why are you staring like that?"
  16. >You step closer to the muffiny goodness
  17. >Derpy backs away
  18. >This continues for a little bit
  19. >Your dumb ass doesn't realize how far our you're going
  20. >Who the fuck cares? muffins!
  21. >You stupid shit why don't you notice the obviously placed net in your path?
  22.  
  23. >Bam you step on the net
  24. >game over man, game over.
  25. >You're now suspended in the air, trapped.
  26. >"Oh no Anon you're stuck!"
  27. >Holy shit Derpy Holmes is in the building
  28. >"Here let me get you do-"
  29. >chair outta fuckin nowhere
  30. >Derpy's knocked out by said chair
  31. >Fluttershy, in all her glory comes bounding out of the bushes near your sorry ass.
  32. >See she's pissed off beyond belief
  33. >Dear lord she's shaking in anger.
  34. >wait a second realization
  35. >Egghead told you that some mares will be going in to heat this week.
  36. >You look down at fluttershy again
  37. >She's practically foaming at the mouth
  38. >ohgodwhy.jpg
  39. >"Anon......YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK ME!!!"
  40. >You look towards the heavens and scream
  41. >"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  42. >You dramatically raise your fists in to the air
  43. >Fluttershy flies up and cuts you down
  44. >You hit your sorry ass, ass first
  45. >"Now Anon, we can do this the easy enjoyable way, or my way."
  46. >Oh dear god where's Rainbro?
  47. >You look up hoping your cyan bro comes and saves you
  48. >hoof to jaw
  49. >"LOOK AT ME!"
  50. >you let out a very unmanly squeak
  51. >"Don't worry Anon Fluttershy will take good care of you..."
  52. >You hear a faint whistling sound
  53. >Gradually gets louder
  54. >Suddenly the two of you look up
  55. >Sonic.Motherfucking.Rainboom
  56. >The brilliant display and resounding shockwave launches Fluttershy away from you and you in to a nearby tree.
  57. >Blackout.
  58.  
  59. >you wake up to feel yourself being dragged
  60. >You look up and see your bro hard at work dragging you back.
  61. >even though her mouth is full of your shirt you can hear her saying "Hospital, hospital."
  62. >You're nearly twice her size and probably weight twice her weight
  63. >God damn your bro is willing to drag you all the way to the hospital in your sorry state.
  64. >You manage to mutter
  65. >"I'm okay."
  66. >She drops you, surprised to hear your voice
  67. >"Anon you're ok! Did you see it?! I did it a Sonic Rainboom!"
  68. >You let her know how impressive her display was
  69. >She turns away and blushes
  70. >"Thanks for getting me away from Flutterrage bro."
  71. >"N....no problem Anon. You ok to walk from here?"
  72. >You try to get up but dear god your ribs voice their opinion on the subject
  73. >Ribs: "Fuck no Anon sit your happy ass back down."
  74. >You've probably have a broken rib or two somewhere in there and it hurts like a bitch.
  75. >Why did you have to move you were fine before you moved.
  76. >Pain is now hitting you like a plate of Mare Do Well's pocket spaghetti
  77. >blackout round 2
  78.  
  79. >Wake up for the third time today not knowing where you are
  80. >God damn that's third time today that's gotta be a new record
  81. >You get a good look at your surroundings
  82. >You're in a hospital bed
  83. >Nurse Redheart is at the foot of your bed looking at your medical charts
  84. >She notices you stirring
  85. >"Hey Anon, fancy seeing you here."
  86. >"So....what's the damage?"
  87. >"That Sonic Rainboom caused multiple contusions, three broken ribs, and a dislocated shoulder."
  88. >God damn Rainbro put her all in to that stunt.
  89. >"We've also provided you with someone willing to represent you in court if you wish to press charges."
  90. >wut?
  91. >See Rainbow sitting next to you face stained with tears
  92. >You can't be mad at your bro, sure her method was a little unorthodox but it was cool as fuck easily forgiven.
  93. >You offer Rainbro a brohoof and let her know its fine
  94. >She's beaming now and she completes the brohoof
  95. >motherfucking zen like balance has returned
  96. >Oh dear god you shouldn't have moved
  97. >Ribs: "Hi remember me?"
  98. >"Fuck your ribs go die."
  99. >"What was that Anon?"
  100. >Nurse Redheart chimes in
  101. >"Don't worry Rainbow that's just the morphine talking."
  102. >Redheart being the saint that she is gives you a better drop rate of the morphine, numbing your pain
  103. >she accepts your goofy fucking grin as a thank you.
  104.  
  105. >See that Rarity and Twilight are there as well to check up on you
  106. >They are both relieved to see you awake
  107. >They even laugh a little in at your surreal state
  108. >The morphine has taken your 'I don't give a fuck.' levels to a new height that not even John Lajorie can hope to reach.
  109. >Instead you giggle like a schoolgirl.
  110. >Suddenly the three mares' expressions turn serious.
  111. >Ask them what's wrong
  112. >Apparently after Rainbow explained what happened two of Celestia's guards went to go arrest Fluttershy for attempted rape.
  113. >They found her shed.
  114. >When they opened it they found nearly one hundred pictures of you
  115. >They also found her going to town on a human sex doll with a cut out picture of your face.
  116. >She's been deemed clinically insane
  117. >Almost as if fate loves to fuck with you turns out she's being admitted to the hospital you're staying at.
  118. >Even in your state of morphine induced awesome a shiver of fear creeps up upon you.
  119. >You hear the sound of something being dragged in the hallway.
  120. >See two tough looking stallions dragging fluttershy
  121. >she's in a straight jacket and she's got a muzzle on.
  122. >She turns her head and her eyes fucking deadlock on hers.
  123. >You see her wide smile behind the muzzle as she's dragged away from you.
  124.  
  125. >After that moment you can't tell how many hours pass due to the morphine drip.
  126. >Rainbro insists she stay the night with you
  127. >God damn what a bro
  128. >Rarity and Twilight say their goodbyes and head out on their own merry way.
  129. >Rainbro pulls out a Daring Do book from her saddle bag
  130. >She sits in the chair next to you
  131. >"Hey Anon want me to read you this its pretty awesome."
  132. >Sure why not?
  133. >"Daring Do and The Honey Dew Diamond: Chapter one."
  134. >After a few chapters you feel yourself falling asleep.
  135. >Bam pass out.
  136. >Rainbow smiles to herself and shakes her head at your unconscious form.
  137. >She puts away her book and falls asleep in a makeshift bed of chairs next to you.
  138. >couple hours later
  139. >Midnight
  140. >Security patrolling the halls with flashlights
  141. >Nurse Redheart still at her station checking cameras
  142. >Her gaze comes across Fluttershy's padded cell.
  143. >Wtf no Fluttershy
  144. >Nurse Redheart reaches for the alarm but a very familiar yellow hoof stops her.
  145. >"Oh no Ms.Redheart."
  146. >hoof to back of skull
  147. >Redheart has left the fucking building
  148. >Fluttershy drags her unconscious form in to a nearby supply closet.
  149. >Within moments Fluttershy is now dressed as Redheart
  150. >Thinking her disguise is perfect she moves on
  151. >she takes a look at the room numbers and spots yours
  152. >She takes off toward your hospital quarters.
  153.  
  154. >Fluttershy's disguise is able to fool security
  155. >God damn this hospital needs better staff.
  156. >Fluttershy creeps in to your room chloroform and rag in hand
  157. >She goes to Rainbro first
  158. >She thrusts the chloroform soaked rag in to Rainbro's muzzle.
  159. >RD wakes up with a start, scared to see fluttershy she tries to struggle, but soon passes out in to sweet unconsciousness.
  160. >You wake up to the small scuffle that had just ocurred.
  161. >Oh god if your stomach wasn't empty you'd probably shit your pants
  162. >"Shh....it's gonna be ok Anon...shhh."
  163. >she puts the rag over your mouth and soon you're off to dreamland again with the feeling of Fluttershy stroking your hair.
  164. >You wake up yet again not knowing where you are.
  165. >God damn it that is it
  166. >Rage mode initiated
  167. >Rage quit
  168. >God damn without the morphine you're a bitch to your body
  169. >Fucking body
  170. >You take in your surroundings and see that you're in some sort of shed
  171. >Pictures of you are hanging over each wall
  172. >a lot of them have a crudely drawn fluttershy in there with you
  173. >"Wha..what the fuck?"
  174. >"Oh Anon you're awake, I'm so glad."
  175. >You turn to see fluttershy stripping out of Redheart's uniform
  176. >She turns to you with a psychotic gleam in her eye
  177. >"Now where were we?"
  178.  
  179. >You try to scream but the pain keeps you from doing so.
  180. >Judging by your predicament you feel that you've been forced to accept what may happen
  181. >You feel Fluttershy sit on your lower half
  182. >"You can't rape someone with a limp dick Fluttershy."
  183. >"I intend to change that."
  184. >You list off what happened to you from the Sonic Rainboom
  185. >"Yeah anything you do is gonna hurt like fuck and I'm not one for pain. You've lost."
  186. >"Oh no I haven't Anon."
  187. >She shows you a syringe filled with some odd looking liquid inside.
  188. >You've no idea what the hell she's got so you start to freak out a little.
  189. >Fluttershy is creeping closer to you, intent on jamming the syringe in your neck.
  190. >she's running her hoof along your chest as she does this.
  191. >"Hush now quiet now its time to rest your sleepy head...hush now..."
  192. >the syringe is an inch from your fucking neck.
  193. >Suddenly her shed door breaks down
  194. >In comes Rainbro followed by hospital security.
  195. >Rainbro tackles Fluttershy off of you and wrestles her in the floor.
  196. >Hospital security wheels in a stretcher and puts you on to it as gently as they can
  197. >still hurts like fuck but at least you're safe.
  198. >Rainbro and Fluttershy are rolling around throwing hooves at each others
  199. >One good haymaker to the jaw knocks Fluttershy the fuck out.
  200. >Rainbro stands victorious.
  201.  
  202. >"Yeah Flutterskank you can't handle The Dash! Look at you! Look at what happens when you buck with Anon, you get knocked the buck out!" You can't mess with these babies!"
  203. >she tries to flex like you and you can't help but laugh and cheer, ignoring the pain as best you can.
  204. >she suddenly goes back to all fours and she's blushing madly.
  205. >"You...you okay Anon?"
  206. >"I'm still in a lot of pain but least I didn't get raped by Psychoshy. You're bucking awesome."
  207. >her blush deepens
  208. >Security laughs
  209. >You're still your fucking oblivious self.
  210. >Rainbro takes a seat on the stretcher with you while hospital security wheels you back to the hospital.
  211. >"What about PsychoShy?"
  212. >You see four of Luna's guards walk in to the shed as the four of you leave.
  213. >"Well that takes care of that."
  214. >as you're being wheeled back to the hospital GD gently places her head on your stomach
  215. >"I'm just glad I got to ya before she did Anon."
  216. >"Well you are the fastest pegasus to ever live. I haven't seen Celestia do a Sonic Rainboom before."
  217. >She's still blushing.
  218. >"H....hey Anon?"
  219. >"Yeah bro?"
  220. >"N...never mind."
  221. >She looks up to Luna's moon, seemingly lost in its beauty.
  222. >You share her view of the moon.
  223. >It's brilliant light is illuminating everything around you.
  224. >You think to yourself that Rainbro has been trying to tell you something for a while now, but are content to wait on what it could be.
  225. >for now you take solace in knowing your bro will always have your back.
  226.  
  227. >End
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