[00:00:01] <BipolarBear0> Goodtry
[00:00:15] <dakta> !meme disregard relevancy;apply Joseph Ducreux
[00:00:15] <memebot> dakta: http://i.imgur.com/KR83Bi3.jpg
[00:00:17] <dakta> !comic
[00:00:19] <weeedbot> dakta: http://i.imgur.com/wn8z5wL.jpg
[00:00:29] <BipolarBear0> Oh man
[00:00:34] <BipolarBear0> Memebot hates you for some reason
[00:00:47] <BipolarBear0> Oh wait, no
[00:00:49] <BipolarBear0> I'm just dumb.
[00:01:00] <dakta> greenduch: Yo, you need to support memebot in weeedbot
[00:01:15] <BipolarBear0> For some reason when I first opened that image the entire bottom line didn't appear
[00:01:23] <dakta> greenduch: So whenever a memebot line is encountered, weeedbot just embeds the whole generated image in place of the normal conversation panel.
[00:04:23] <BipolarBear0> I think I'm going to watch Traffic.
[00:05:03] <dakta> Paradox: http://i.imgur.com/0f2IXGW.jpg
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[00:52:03] <Paradox> dakta that one is good
[00:52:10] <Paradox> but the mermaid alarmed by maymays is better
[00:52:14] <Paradox> http://i.imgur.com/gFS6Utq.jpg
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[03:47:43] <creesch> http://www.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/21hpac/alte_week_13_should_the_toplevel_subreddits_of/
[04:59:58] <Triggs> So
[05:00:01] <Triggs> In contest mode
[05:00:07] <Triggs> If you filter by top/best
[05:00:09] <Triggs> does it still work?
[05:07:13] <creesch> Triggs: not afaik
[05:08:38] <Triggs> ah ok
[05:09:20] <creesch> that would sort of defeat the purpose of contest mode ;)
[05:09:47] <creesch> Although for mods it wouldn't really make a difference I guess...
[05:16:30] <Triggs> I just made a post on a thread in contest mode yesterday and when I sort by top my post was #3
[05:16:34] <Triggs> wasnt sure if it was just random
[05:16:37] <Triggs> or what
[05:19:19] <hansjens47> yeah that was just random
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[11:44:28] <theredditpope> Support Reddit by encouraging big businesses who get free advertising to also give back with a little real advertising:
[11:44:30] <theredditpope> http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/21il1d/i_am_brian_niccol_president_of_taco_bell_today_is/cgdczxe
[12:08:13] <theredditpope> Lol! He got a response: "what's 4/20?"
[12:08:34] <XavierMendel> Yeaaaah, that's believable
[12:09:12] <XavierMendel> The CEO of Taco Bell not knowing what 4/20 is is like the CEO of Trojan not knowing what a penis is
[12:09:23] <theredditpope> HAHAHAHA!!!
[12:09:31] <theredditpope> You should make that comment in the thread!
[12:11:17] <XavierMendel> Nah
[12:18:03] <theredditpope> It was really funny
[12:18:14] <theredditpope> You should share the gift of laughter with your peers
[14:55:27] <allthefoxes> ffs undelete
[14:55:29] <allthefoxes> http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/comments/21irpd/43956892_yesterdays_warriors_todays_terrorists/cgdizto
[14:58:00] <XavierMendel> Wow, allthefoxes wow you're such a censorist
[14:58:07] <allthefoxes> http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/comments/21eome/12220254_til_400_tsa_agents_have_been_arrested/cgcwb7u
[14:58:11] <XavierMendel> "Innocent mistake" what the fuck you shill
[14:59:36] <Kreius> Paradox: you around?
[14:59:56] <Kreius> Paradox: I need my invite changed to Kreius instead of TheMadHatter
[15:00:06] <MillenniumFalc0n> well, you left already
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[15:04:16] <snarkypants> http://www.reddit.com/r/ideasfortheadmins/comments/21j6fl/reorient_the_submission_text_box_so_that_the/
[15:04:20] <snarkypants> Am i the only one annoyed by this?
[15:04:32] <snarkypants> It seems like a quick and easy fix
[15:04:47] <XavierMendel> AFAIK they're designing a new submit page entirely
[15:05:02] <XavierMendel> Though that info's like 2-3 months old at this point
[15:06:34] <snarkypants> How long does it take to design that? Seems you could hammer that out in 5 minutes
[15:07:21] <snarkypants> Moving that would help everybody even while they are still engaged in the lengthy process of redesigning a submit page
[15:07:40] <XavierMendel> A new submit page? A couple days for development, a couple for testing.
[15:07:55] <XavierMendel> So, from start to live: A week I'd say
[15:07:59] <XavierMendel> Assuming one programmer
[15:08:12] <XavierMendel> Moving it should take like 10 minutes
[15:08:15] <snarkypants> Okay, so if that info is 2-3 months old, i would say it isnt happening anytime soon
[15:08:54] <snarkypants> I mean that has to be the worst spot for information pertinent to submitting your post
[15:09:01] <XavierMendel> Yep
[15:09:10] <XavierMendel> Mostly, though:
[15:09:15] <XavierMendel> The submit page is mostly whitespace
[15:09:23] <XavierMendel> It's just one thin collection of info and looks bad
[15:09:41] <snarkypants> Well people just want to submit their shit
[15:09:44] <snarkypants> Like google
[15:09:49] <snarkypants> People just want to google shit
[15:09:58] <snarkypants> They dint want or need tons of clutter
[15:10:20] <snarkypants> But if google had "googling rules" and you couldnt see them unless you scrolled down
[15:10:27] <snarkypants> that would be dumb
[15:10:30] <XavierMendel> They do have googling rules actually
[15:10:31] <snarkypants> Just like that spot is
[15:10:33] <XavierMendel> They're on a seperate page
[15:10:51] <snarkypants> Well they dont remove your google query if you google something without quotations
[15:10:57] <XavierMendel> indeed
[15:11:09] <snarkypants> And then you dont get a gmail that says, "not googled" read the rules first
[15:11:32] <XavierMendel> "GOOGLE ARE JUST FASCIST SHILLS FOR BIG CORPORATIONS, THEY SHOULD LET THE QUERIES DECIDE!"
[15:12:08] <snarkypants> I would like to believe that moving that box, just might a lot of peoples lives easier. Both from users perspective, and also the mods
[15:13:10] <snarkypants> Anyways, somebody please take care of that
[16:41:13] <matt01ss> if you've marked a wiki page to not show in the page list, is there any way to see a list of all the hidden pages?
[16:41:48] <XavierMendel>  /r/subreddit/wiki/pages
[16:41:56] <matt01ss> doesn't show there
[16:42:11] <XavierMendel> Well then you've got yourself a conundrum.
[16:42:27] <matt01ss> http://i.imgur.com/xo4pMH9.png
[16:42:40] <matt01ss> if you uncheck that, i guess there's no way to know it exists unless you remember the name
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[16:55:13] <dakta> !meme plz no maymays;don't touch me there
[16:55:14] <memebot> dakta: http://i.imgur.com/aYL0Rpj.jpg
[16:55:39] <dakta> Damn, not a good rebuttal for the mermaid upset by maymays
[17:01:50] <XavierMendel> !meme        ;
[17:01:51] <memebot> XavierMendel: http://i.imgur.com/d0YwXXP.jpg
[17:01:56] <XavierMendel> huh.
[17:02:02] <XavierMendel> I was not expecting that to work
[17:02:24] <XavierMendel> !meme booty booty booty;rockin everywhere
[17:02:26] <memebot> XavierMendel: http://i.imgur.com/sf8kzOV.jpg
[17:02:34] <XavierMendel> Wonderous
[17:02:39] <dakta> Horrible.
[17:02:43] <dakta> *Great.
[17:05:01] <XavierMendel> Dakta your bum is the size of an iceberg how do you plead
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[17:53:09] <Paradox> woot
[17:53:11] <Paradox> got my second edition Timelapse+
[17:53:24] <HandicapperGeneral> k
[17:53:44] <RoastedBagel> k
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[19:29:02] <flyryan> I'm offereing reddit gold to someone who can find me the video of the bullshit "tactical training school" that does a bunch of insane things in the promotion montage like shooting around each other
[19:30:46] <snarkypants> What montage
[19:31:25] <flyryan> its for this tactical training/operator school
[19:31:27] <flyryan> as a promotion
[19:31:44] <flyryan> of them shooting a lot og things at extremely close and undangerous range to each other
[19:32:34] <snarkypants> Well, hmmm... In america?
[19:33:27] <snarkypants> Are we talking triple canopy here or just some weird no name place
[19:34:14] <snarkypants> i dont think any legit place would put you in a dangerous range of another human
[19:34:32] <flyryan> they are  a bullshit school claiming to be legit
[19:34:43] <snarkypants> Was it posted on reddit?
[19:34:54] <flyryan> yes
[19:34:58] <snarkypants> How long ago
[19:35:00] <flyryan> a few times
[19:35:10] <flyryan> not sure. saw it in a comment a few months ago
[19:35:10] <snarkypants> Hm
[19:35:13] <flyryan> maybe a link
[19:35:18] <snarkypants> Hmmm
[19:35:22] <flyryan> was in /r/guns or /r/firearms at one time forsure
[19:36:18] <BipolarBear0> Sucks 2 be you, flyryan
[19:36:26] <BipolarBear0> I've got a year of gold free
[19:36:32] <flyryan> i did too
[19:36:46] <flyryan> and i already had a year left
[19:36:53] <flyryan> oh and ive had it gold since the day it came out
[19:36:54] <BipolarBear0> I don't need your petty bribes
[19:36:57] <flyryan> before there was a set price
[19:37:00] <flyryan> so suck on that!
[19:37:21] <flyryan> i have the elusive "double charter member trophies"
[19:37:44] <flyryan> one for being a charter member, and one that says charter member in the spot where it says how long ive had gold
[19:38:21] <snarkypants> flyryan: Http://youtu.be/yKDJ4v349ao
[19:38:21] <AutoFalc0n> (snarkypants) Weapon Agility Course Training - length 4m 17s - rated 1.37/5.0 (204) - 8,214 views - VIPERSACADEMY on 2011.06.01
[19:38:48] <flyryan> not it
[19:38:50] <flyryan> close
[19:38:59] <flyryan> it was a bullshit academy like his
[19:39:08] <flyryan> but was a well produced promotion video
[19:39:23] <BipolarBear0> Psh
[19:39:28] <snarkypants> Was it the lawyer video
[19:39:34] <snarkypants> About the guy that died
[19:39:41] <snarkypants> With the flames and stuff
[19:39:53] <flyryan> no lawyer. its a bunch of people quickdrawing while face the other wway
[19:40:03] <flyryan> and shooting at targets while like rotating around each other
[19:40:12] <flyryan> they pass in front of each other's line of fire multiple times
[19:40:14] <flyryan> clear rooms
[19:40:32] <RoastedBagel> noice
[19:41:44] <snarkypants> flyryan: http://youtu.be/aafh7KpwADg
[19:41:44] <AutoFalc0n> (snarkypants) RICK TAYLOR - WORLD'S GREATEST TACTICAL INSTRUCTOR - length 59s - rated 4.76/5.0 (1507) - 104,658 views - VuurwapenBlog on 2013.03.21
[19:43:05] <snarkypants> Im too lazy to actually watch these
[19:43:13] <snarkypants> So ...not sure
[19:44:08] <Paradox> they need to make a gun that shoots aligators
[19:45:21] <snarkypants> What about a gun that shoots chickens at aligators
[19:45:26] <BipolarBear0> Alligun
[19:45:52] <davidreiss666> In case anyone here cares.
[19:45:52] <davidreiss666> http://www.reddit.com/r/defaultmods/comments/21jz3h/people_should_know_yesterdays_stuff_was_leaked/
[19:46:37] <BipolarBear0> We're discussing it amongst the /r/news modteam
[19:46:43] <BipolarBear0> I've let the user know that it's unacceptable
[19:47:07] <BipolarBear0> I recommend that /r/defaultmods do something as well, perhaps a revocation of approved submitter privileges (as Ky1e suggested)
[19:47:41] <davidreiss666> Hang up from a flag pole, like the Italains did to Il Duce
[19:48:03] <XavierMendel> Throw him in a pit full of fat trashy women
[19:48:23] <davidreiss666> it's reddit.  We're all fat trashy men.  Isn't that close enough?
[19:48:26] <XavierMendel> Death by fetishised cannibalism
[19:48:34] <XavierMendel> Not all of us are fat, trashy, or men
[19:48:38] <XavierMendel> Except in spirit.
[19:48:48] <davidreiss666> Again, it's reddit, it's all fetishised cannibalism
[19:49:03] <XavierMendel> In spirit we're all 900lbs and have cheese colonies growing under our armpits
[19:49:21] <Paradox> doges
[19:49:33] <XavierMendel> A cheese colony is where fungus and milk collects and forms a mushroom pizza-looking thing I guess?
[19:49:42] <XavierMendel> ew
[20:55:58] <allthefoxes> hmmmm
[21:07:03] <allthefoxes> http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/comments/21j0uw/244483110_despite_making_a_staggering_1288/cgdo9sr
[21:07:04] <allthefoxes> YES
[21:07:09] <allthefoxes> THEN THEY WILL ALL LEAVE
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[21:47:06] <davidreiss666> allthefoxes, you might want to point out how much spam there actually is to those people.
[21:47:33] <davidreiss666> Right now, somewhere around 70% of all visable submissions are spam (under the rules of reddit) of some kind.
[21:47:48] <davidreiss666> And that's just the visable submissions
[21:48:45] <davidreiss666> the average user has no idea how much spam there is out there
[21:48:56] <davidreiss666> they don't see, so they don't know about it
[21:50:04] <allthefoxes> exactly
[21:50:34] <davidreiss666> letd set automod to approve everything in all the defaults
[21:50:39] <davidreiss666> even the ghost banned submissions
[21:50:56] <davidreiss666> Nobody will see any real submissions that day
[21:52:11] <flyryan>  <flyryan> It has been found!: http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/21k14h/looking_for_the_video_of_the_operator_school_that/cgdulzc?context=1
[21:52:12] <flyryan>  <flyryan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omkfit4NK_A&feature=youtu.be
[21:52:12] <AutoFalc0n> (flyryan) Gun Safety - length 2m 34s - rated 3.67/5.0 (393) - 79,221 views - jimmyjive98 on 2011.08.14
[21:52:52] <syncretic> davidreiss666: thats just in the defaults right
[21:53:07] <syncretic> my smaller subreddits hardly get any spam at all
[21:53:29] <syncretic> or shit like /r/realestate lol
[21:53:58] <syncretic> I feel like most of the spam is in shit with really obvious subreddit names, because none of my weirdly-named subreddits ever get much spam
[21:54:09] <davidreiss666> in r/Education, which isn't all that large (30K users), we still get more than a hundred spam submissions a day
[21:54:14] <syncretic> damn
[21:54:30] <davidreiss666> And I mean spam, not rule breaking submissions we don't allow
[21:55:07] <syncretic> yeah, thats what I thought, it's probably mostly in the shit with really simple subreddit names, I bet they have bots that just submit shit to whatever 'category' they think it should be in
[21:55:19] <davidreiss666> and r/Health gets as much crap as any default
[21:55:21] <syncretic> education, technology, news, etc
[21:55:23] <syncretic> health, yeah
[21:55:44] <syncretic> BipolarBear0: How much spam does /r/news get
[21:56:07] <davidreiss666> r/Health makes me depressed.  Cause that spam can get people killed if they thought it was legit
[21:56:33] <davidreiss666> lots of Cancer cures, AIDS cures, etc.
[21:56:42] <Elderthedog> That's almost all I do in /r/news, syncretic.
[21:56:45] <Elderthedog> Spam.
[21:57:07] <Elderthedog> Almost constant.
[21:58:07] <syncretic> So, if you don't want to deal with spam, give your subreddit some weird name no one will think of. Got it.
[21:58:11] <BipolarBear0> Shittons
[21:58:16] <BipolarBear0> Mostly Indian spam
[21:58:22] <syncretic> lol, indian spam?
[21:58:26] <BipolarBear0> This latency is really bad
[21:58:34] <BipolarBear0> "Free Bus Service Delhi"
[21:58:44] <BipolarBear0> "Hair Care India"
[21:59:44] <davidreiss666> r/Entertainment gets Indian Taxi companies trying to spam there sometimes
[22:00:25] <syncretic> so weird
[22:01:50] <MillenniumFalc0n> We get a ton of spam in /r/realestate
[22:01:59] <MillenniumFalc0n> Automod gets most of it
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