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- There once was a faggot. Not just an ordinary faggot, but a massive, cum-guzzling, brony worshiper. Though only twelve years old, this faggot had anal so many times that he can fully insert a watermelon in his ass. I once met up with this faggot, and went to his house in pity of his exponential homosexuality. He was masturbating to a picture of a dog in a mlp costume. "7 minutes!" "My best this week!" Next, he went on 9gag, iFunny, and Reddit. I didn't stand too close in fear that some gay cum would drip on me. I was in shock at the gayness of his web history. Then he looked at my phone and discovered 4chan. I needed to leave quick before he started to post something. As I turned around, I asked if he ever wanted to consider not being a faggot, to ask me for advice, and maybe we can go out to McDonalds. "Sure," he replied. "But first I want to make a YLYL thread."
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