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- [William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
- Come bite my thumb!
- I hope you know the stakes
- I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
- Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
- I hath been iambic on that ***, ye *******
- My rhymes are classic
- Your **** is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid
- Ye hoebag
- Youre an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
- Egads, it's so sad
- And to top it off
- You're not a doctor
- I've never seen a softer author
- You crook, you
- I bet you wrote The Twilight books too!
- [The Cat In The Hat: Nice Peter]
- I would not could not on a boat
- Read any of the boring *** plays you wrote
- Even Horton doesn't want to hear you
- And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
- You bore people to death
- You leave a classroom
- Looking like the end of MacBeth
- I entertain a child of any age
- You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
- How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
- Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
- You think your ruffled neck *** gonna rap to that?
- I got a best selling book about me coming back
- [William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
- I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces
- Each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
- You're pathetically predictable
- You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures
- The Bard is in the building
- It's a castle I'm a boss
- I bet I'm Parliament
- I'm positive, I'm killing it
- I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera
- A baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers
- [The Cat In The Hat - Nice Peter]
- You rap fast you do
- Yes you rap fast it's true
- Now lets see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2!
- [Thing 1 And Thing 2 - Epic LLOYD ]
- Oh, No
- We'll smash your Globe
- Yo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the show
- You can take your fancy words and send 'em back home to your mama
- Break our foot off in your *** with our feetie pyjamas
- Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
- We'll break offa your legs
- Make no mistake
- We in a rage
- All does not end well when we bust out our cage
- You gettin' upstaged Bill
- Yo, you just got played!
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