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- Hey diddle diddle, a wish and for a riddle. Answer my riddle, a pony gets a wish you desire. Lets start with something easy for someone stuffy, Twilight Sparkle.
- Long dead and buried, pages in books mark the words of someone else. Reading will enlighten you, one pony at a time. What am I?
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- Winner- Into the Void.
- His wish was pinkie with a portal gun. Hah, no, too common. Chaos in a library though?
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- >”Wish granted.” The odd, large creature snaps it's... Fingers? And ponders. “You know, I always thought people would at least try to be *good* to the ponies. But what would I know about it!”
- >With a shrug he ushers you to Ponyville Library, which has apparently, just been remodeled. A huge, violet banner hangs above the entryway.
- >”Come see all the FRESH, REAL material! The new Ponyville library, pride of Twilight Sparkle!”
- >”Come one, come all!” Discord cries. “Come see the new magical wonders of reading- Interactive books! Don't forget to check out some new writing from our very own purple scholar!”
- >Huh. Twilight got into writing? Sure, you can see that.
- >A large group of ponies seem to nod in silent agreement to your idea, as well, and enter.
- >Well why the fuck not?
- >Twilight peers out from her upstairs apartment, looking down to the commotion. Apparently, another late night, and nobody had informed her.
- >You make it inside as ponies start to pick thick grimoires off the shelves.
- >You've never seen the place so packed; Twilight is having trouble even getting downstairs.
- >Discord is at the new, stand-alone cylinder shelf that has replaced the center of the room. Around it, it reads in a wrapping banner: “Twilight Sparkle- My Smart Life.” Donning a monacle, he runs a... Claw? Over the names of several light violet books.
- >He hands you a bit of “light reading,” A 700 page tome that says “volume 3.”
- >”I think you'll like this.” He whispers, snaking his body through several different ponies to avoid Twilight's gaze.
- >”Dear Diary:”
- >No fuckin way.
- >”Applejack still doesn't know what I did in the barn with Big Mac today.”
- >Oh, your, god.
- >This entire shelf is volumes of this shit. VOLUMES.
- >Ponies are gasping and cringing at the contents. Some of them are trying to check their copies out, much to a horrified Twilight's disgust.
- >Yeah. No. Maybe you should avoid the horror section for now.
- >As you replace the book and make your way through the crowd, you peel off another book.
- >”An Introductory Guide to Cute Critters.”
- >Sure. Why not. After no longer being in the dark about Twilight's lust for hillbillies like Big Mac and Braeburn, you needed to get the taste out of your mouth.
- >You open it up.
- >There's a little bunny standing on the page. Actually standing. Looking at you. You poke it, and he squeaks.
- >You turn a page. Chinchilla. Aww, lookit the lil' guy. Wubwubwub.
- >Huh. This is kinda-
- >You're slapped by some kind of plant life. A pony next to you is holding a tome on “Plants that cause horrible allergic reactions in ponies.”
- >the local populace starts to itch uncontrollably. You, however, remain unharmed.
- >Should you try to save them?
- >You look over. “An idiot's guide to Tartarus.”
- >Plants burn, right?
- >If you crisped it away, it'd stop the terrible itching right?
- >As you aim the book away from yourself and open it, you remember.
- >Books burn too. And isn't this place built into a dried out tree?
- –
- >You and discord stand outside smoldering mass of Twilight's library, shrieks and horrific light shows coming from within. Smoke pours out the windows as leaves turn to floating embers.
- >You can hear Cerberus gnashing violently on something from inside.
- >”You know,” Discord says, watching the display. “I think I like you.”
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