Asgard's Nightlight names

Bella Swan = Mariabella Pigeon
Edward Cullen = Richard Sullen
Jacob Black = Henry White

Carlisle Cullen = Brando Sullen
Esme Cullen = Cuba Sullen
Alice Cullen = Bunny Sullen
Emmett Cullen = Fuffy Sullen
Rosalie Hale = Margarita Ceci
Jasper Hale = Johnny Ceci
Renesmee Cullen = Ermenegilda Sullen

Sam Uley = Boom Boogie
Quil Ateara V = Rumpy Goon V
Embry Call = Gabry Phone
Paul Lahote = Pablo LosTacos
Jared Cameron = Bread Coffinus
Leah Clearwater = Kuku Dirtywater
Seth Clearwater = Shun Dirtywater

The Volturi = The Jedwards
Aro = Abra
Caius = Kadabra
Marcus = Alakazam
Alec = Doodoo
Jane = Deedee

James' coven = Dolan's seesaw
James = Dolan
Victoria = Daizy
Laurent = Gooby

Newborn Army = Babies Army
Riley Biers = Dawson Creek
Bree Tanner = Cookie Paler