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-- gallowsCalibrator began trolling ectoBiologist at 18:12 --

GC: JOHN
GC: JOHN 4R3 YOU ST1LL 4L1V3?
EB: great you again.
GC: SOM3HOW 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 L3SS TH4N H4PPY TO H34R FROM M3 >:[
EB: no i'd love to talk with you some more.
EB: good times are always in the pipeline when ever we talk.
GC: 4ND NOW YOUR3 GO1NG TO COMPL41N 4BOUT TH3 T1M3 1 K1LL3D YOU
GC: 3V3N THOUGH FOR YOU 1T N3V3R H4PP3N3D
EB: uh no
GC: Y3S YOU W3R3 YOU 4R3 SO PR3D1CT4BL3
GC: 4ND TH4TS WHY 1M H3R3 T4LK1NG W1TH YOU NOW
GC: 1 GOT 1NTO 4 D1SCUSS1ON W1TH 4 FR13ND 4BOUT YOU 4ND 4NOTH3R GUY W3 KNOW
EB: wait i thought aliens didn't have friendship.
GC: NO WHO TOLD YOU TH4T
EB: the gray text guy
GC: H4H4H4 F1GUR3S
GC: SO 4NYW4YS TH3 CONT3ST W4S WHO 1S MOR3 P4TH3T1C YOU OR TH3 OTH3R GUY
GC: M4YB3 YOUV3 T4LK3D TO H1M
GC: 1 KNOW H3 T4LK3D TO YOUR BUDDY D4V3 4ND PR3TTY MUCH GOT H1S 4SS H4ND3D TO H1M
GC: BUT W3 D3C1D3D TH4T YOU W1N 4NYW4YS
GC: CONGR4TUL4T1ONS!
EB: wow you really got me.
EB: i'm seething with rage and shame now. seriously, well done.
GC: R3M3MB3R 1 C4N S33 YOU
GC: 4T 4NY PO1NT 1N YOUR T1M3L1N3
GC: 4ND 1 KNOW TH1S DO3S BOTH3R YOU
GC: OR 4T L34ST 1T W1LL
GC: 1N YOUR R3C3NT FUTUR3 >;D
EB: and now the time shenanigans are involved. jesus chris
EB: i cannot BELEIVE what shes making take place
GC: JOHN
GC: M1NUT3S 1N TH3 FUTUR3
GC: YOU H4V3 YOUR BULG3
GC: 1N YOUR H4ND
EB: my what now
GC: YOUR F1NG3RS 4R3 CL4SP3D 4ROUND YOUR G3N1T4L14
GC: OH MY!
GC: YOU H4V3 B3GUN TO M4SS4G3 1T UP 4ND DOWN
GC: D1SGUST1NG >:]
EB: yeah i'm calling bullshit.
EB: also you wish!
GC: JOHN 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR F4C3 R1GHT NOW
GC: NOW 4S 1N 4S YOUR R34D1NG TH1S
GC: 1TS TURN1NG R3D
GC: TH4TS MY F4VOR1T3 COLOR JOHN
GC: 1TS D3L1C1OUS
EB: whatever what do you even want this time?
GC: YOU KNOW WH4T 1 W4NT
EB: uh no
GC: 1TS 4 RH3TOR1C4L QU3ST1ON MORON
GC: 1 W4NT TO L1CK YOUR F4C3
EB: oooookay...
GC: 1 W4NT TO DR4G MY TONGU3
GC: OV3R YOUR CH4LK WH1T3 SK1N
GC: ST4RT1NG 4T YOUR FOR3H34D 1 WORK MY W4Y DOWN
GC: 1 R3MOV3 YOUR GL4SS3S 4ND 3XPLOR3 YOUR 3Y3S
GC: TH3N 1NTO YOUR MOUTH GO3S MY TONGU3
GC: SL1D1NG UP 4G41NST YOURS
GC: W3T 4ND W4RM
GC: 4ND R3D
EB: so wait you're talking about like...
EB: kissing me
GC: PL34S3 JOHN
GC: TH1S 1S UNR3L4T3D TO YOUR 34RTH COURTSH1P B3H4V1ORS
GC: TH1S 1S FOR MY B3N1F1T
GC: BUT BY TH3 LOOKS OF TH1NGS TH4TS NOT STOPP1NG YOU
GC: 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR 3XC1T3M3NT
GC: B3TW33N YOUR L3GS
GC: 1 S33 YOU TRY1NG TO H1D3 1T UND3R YOUR D3SK
GC: YOU DONT N33D TO H1D3 1T FROM M3
GC: 3V3N 1F YOU COULD >:]
EB: ok so your basically pretty fucked up.
GC: JOHN PL34S3 TRY TO STOP B31NG 4N 1D1OT
GC: DO 1T FOR M3
GC: OK WH3R3 W4S 1?
GC: MY T33TH PUNCTUR3 YOUR UPP3R L1P
GC: TH3R3S TH4T R3D BLOOD
GC: OH J3GUS TH4TS GOOD
GC: YOUR 4RMS 4R3 3XT3ND3D 4WKW4RDLY
GC: SO 1 GR4B YOUR WR1STS 4ND PULL YOU UP 4G41NST M3
GC: YOUR F4C3 1S CO4T3D W1TH MY SP1TTL3
GC: 4ND 1T ST1CKS TO M1N3
GC: MMMMMMM
GC: 1 4M NOW FULLY 4CQU41NT3D W1TH TH3 FL4VORS OF YOUR HUM4N MOUTH
GC: BUT WH3R3 4R3 MY M4NN3RS
GC: 1 H4V3 YOU 4T 4 D1S4DV4NT4G3
GC: 1 KNOW WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3
GC: BUT YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW 1 T4ST3
GC: SO 1 ST4ND UP 4ND H4V3 4 S34T ON YOUR COMPUT3R D3SK 1N FRONT OF YOU
GC: 4ND ST4RT TO UNDO MY P4NTS
GC: 1 GR1N DOWN 4T YOU 4S 1F TO S4Y
GC: "W3LL 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO H3LP M3 W1TH TH1S OR NOT"
EB: ok i do that
EB: i pull down your pants
EB: uh..
EB: i slide them off your shapely legs.
GC: H4H4H4
GC: TH3Y DROP TO TH3 FLOOR
GC: MY P4NTS 1 M34N
GC: TH3 H41R 1S TR1MM3D 1N TH3 SH4P3 OF MY S1GN
GC: 4ND B3LOW TH4T
GC: 1S MY V4G1N4
GC: 1T 1S NOT D1SS1M1L4R TO TH4T OF YOUR 34RTH G1RLS
GC: BUT YOU WOULDNT KNOW 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TH4T P4RT OF 4 WOM4N WOULD YOU >:D
GC: C4SU4LLY 1 P4RT MY
GC: SH4P3LY L3GS
EB: i unzip my pants
EB: getting up from the chair i move up to you
GC: 1 GR4B 4 B1G H4NDFULL OF YOUR GOD4WFULL M3SSY H41R 4ND PUSH YOU R1GHT B4CK DOWN 1NTO YOUR S34T
GC: 4CTU4LLY FUCK TH4T 1 PUSH YOU DOWN ONTO TH3 FLOOR
GC: SO YOUR ON YOUR KN33S
GC: 1 D1R3CT YOU TOW4RDS MY PUSSY
GC: YOU W1LL DO TH1S FOR M3
GC: B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 4 W1MP
GC: 4ND YOU W4NT TO PL34SUR3 M3
EB: but how can i see what i'm doing if you took my glasses
GC: YOU DONT S33
GC: TRY H4V1NG SOM3 3MP4THY FOR ONC3 1N YOUR L1F3
GC: 4ND G3T TO WORK
EB: alright i go down on you.
GC: H4NDS PL4CD ON MY TH1GHS
GC: YOU L34N FOR3W4RD
GC: 4ND B3G1N TO L1CK 4T MY LO1NS
GC: F1RST YOU POK3 4T MY OUT3R L1PS
GC: YOUR 3Y3S 4R3 CLOS3D
EB: like you said because i'm so full of empathy
GC: NO B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 N3RVOUS
GC: 1TS OK JOHN 1T WONT B1T3 >;]
GC: YOU SW1RL 4ROUND BL1NDLY
GC: NOT KNOW1NG WH3R3 TO D1R3CT YOUR 3FFORTS
GC: YOUR 1N3XP3RT 4TT3NT1ONS 3L1C1T MOR3 4MUS3M3NT TH4N 4ROUS4L FROM M3
GC: UNT1L THOS3 STUP1D BUCK T33TH 1N4DV3RT4NTLY BRUSH 4G41NST MY CL1TOR1S :B
GC: 1 G4SP 4UD1BLY <3
GC: 4ND YOU KNOW YOU H4V3 DON3 SOM3TH1NG R1GHT FOR ONC3
EB: fuxk
EB: fuck you
GC: 4 B1T H4RD TO TYP3 WH1L3 ON3 OF YOUR H4NDS 1S OCCUP13D?
GC: DONT STOP YOUR3 DO1NG W3LL >:]
EB: i keep licking that part of you
EB: you're starting to get kind of wet now.
GC: 1 MO4N QU13TLY
GC: OF COURS3 YOUR R1GHT H4ND 1S NOW PULL1NG ON YOUR P3N1S
GC: SO 1 K1CK 1T OUT OF TH3 W4Y
GC: 1 B3G1N TO M4SS4G3 YOUR COCK W1TH MY N1MBL3 TO3S
GC: RUBB1NG W1TH BOTH MY F33T
GC: TH3 TOUCH R41S3S HUM4N GOOS3BUMPS ON YOUR SK1N
GC: W1TH 34CH STROK3 OF YOUR TONGU3 TH3 VOLUM3 OF MY W41LS 1NCR34S3
GC: 1 B1T3 MY L1P 4ND TRY TO R3STR41N MYS3LF
GC: MY SK1N 1S FLUSH3D W1TH T34L
EB: i push my tongue as deep as i can into you
GC: Y3S!
EB: probing for the spots that give you the most pleasure
EB: and rolling over them again and again
EB: you smell amazing
GC: MY UTT3R4NC3S 4R3 R34CH1NG 4 CR3SC3NDO
EB: sensing how close you are i bring in my hand to assist my mouth
GC: 1 WR4P MY L3GS 4ROUND YOUR H34D
GC: MY SHR1LL CR13S OF SH33R JOY 3CHO FOR M1L3S 4ROUND
GC: 4S MY BODY QU4K3S W1TH S3NS4T1ONS YOU COULD ONLY 1M4G1N3
GC: 1 SQU1RT 4LL OV3R YOU
GC: CO4T1NG YOUR F4C3 W1TH MY BLU3-GR33N LOV3 JU1C3S <3
EB: nasty
EB: but...delicious
EB: as you slump forward i lose my balance in the chair, and we both fall over backward, landing in a heap on the floor.
GC: W3 L13 TH3R3 FOR 4 WH1L3
GC: TH3N 1 NOT1C3 YOUR ST1LL H4RD
GC: 1N MY 3XC1T3M3NT 1 N3GL3CT3D YOU
GC: H3R3 L3T M3 M4K3 1T UP TO YOU
GC: 4S YOU L13 PROSTR4T3 1 T4K3 YOUR D1CK 1N MY H4ND
GC: 4ND FROM TH3R3 1NTO MY MOUTH 1T GO3S
GC: 1 L1CK 4ND SUCK 3V3RY 1NCH OF 1T
GC: S4VOR1NG TH3 FL4VOR OF TH3 HUM4N M4L3 BULG3
GC: OF COURS3 1M C4R3FUL W1TH MY T33TH
GC: 1 C4N F33L YOUR H34RTB34T THROUGH YOUR COCK JOHN
GC: YOUR3 JUST 4BOUT R34DY TO 3XPLOD3
EB: oh fuck
GC: W3LL YOU DONT HOLD 1T 1N
GC: YOU SHOOT YOUR G3N3T1C OOZ3 4LL OV3R MY W41T1NG TONGU3
GC: MMMMMMMMMMM
GC: SO MUCH B3TT3R TH4N BLOOD <3
GC: 4ND
GC: H3H3H4H4 YOU JUST C4M3 4LL OV3R YOUR FLOOR!
GC: TH3N 1 TURN 4ROUND SO TH4T W3 4R3 LY1NG F4C3 TO F4C3
GC: 4ND 1 K1SS YOU
EB: with a mouthful of cum?
GC: WH4T DO YOU TH1NK Y3S
GC: OUR L1PS LOCK 4ND W3 3XCH4NG3 TH3 FLU1DS TH4T F1LL OUR MOUTHS
GC: M1N3 1N YOURS 4ND YOURS 1N M1N3
GC: TROLL F3M4L3 L1QU1DS 4ND HUM4N M4T1NG SL1M3
GC: W3 SP1T TH3M B4CK 4ND FORTH
GC: M1X1NG TH3M 1NTO 4 D3L1C1OUS SLURRY
EB: wait you said trolls didn't have kisses
GC: OH PL34S3 JOHN
GC: TH1S 1S 4N 4NC13NT TROLL R1TU4L
GC: 4LSO 1 TH1NK 1TS FUNNY >:]
GC: JOHN 4R3 YOU OK
GC: YOU LOOK UNCOMFORTBL3
EB: i don't know this just seems like kind of a weird thing that we just did.
EB: i'm not sure how i feel right now.
GC: DONT WORRY 4BOUT 1T
GC: 1F 1T M4K3S YOU F33L B3TT3R
GC: YOU GOT 1NTO 1T W4Y F4ST3R TH4N D4V3 D1D >;D
EB: what?
GC: TROLL YOU L4T3R <3

-- gallowsCalibrator ceased trolling ectoBiologist at 18:26 --