[25.09.2010 17:01:44] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: And look at what we've got here.
[25.09.2010 17:01:45] Dare: You! Tell me a joke!
[25.09.2010 17:01:52] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: A joke? Hm...
[25.09.2010 17:02:06] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: How many Bounty Hunters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[25.09.2010 17:02:13] Dare: umm.. 2?
[25.09.2010 17:02:30] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Yeah, one to do the job, the other to shoot the first one and to take the reward for himself.
[25.09.2010 17:02:38] Dare: *Chuckles*
[25.09.2010 17:02:45] Dare: Ok, you may pass.
[25.09.2010 17:02:52] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: But...I'm a cop.
[25.09.2010 17:03:08] Dare: Yes. and i am a customs officer.
[25.09.2010 17:03:19] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Lies.
[25.09.2010 17:03:26] Dare: No it's true.
[25.09.2010 17:03:29] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Prove it, tell me a joke!
[25.09.2010 17:03:38] Dare: im here to make sure that all who pass have a sence of humour.
[25.09.2010 17:03:53] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: A likely story...
[25.09.2010 17:04:10] Dare: a bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
[25.09.2010 17:04:37] Dare: the bear turns to the rabbit and asks "do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur"?
[25.09.2010 17:04:43] Dare:
[25.09.2010 17:04:59] Dare: "No" says the rabbit. and then the bear wiped his behind with it.
[25.09.2010 17:04:59] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: *Chuckles*
[25.09.2010 17:05:31] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Nothing to see here, Freelancer, move along.
[25.09.2010 17:06:12] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Unless, of course, you've got no problem with a "pirate" that has a sense of humor.
[25.09.2010 17:06:25] Dare: yes..
[25.09.2010 17:06:29] Sleepyhead: Alice: hey now. I want to hear the jokes.
[25.09.2010 17:06:40] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: *Chuckles* This is amusing.
[25.09.2010 17:06:48] Sleepyhead: Alice: so, why cant i stay?
[25.09.2010 17:07:26] Dare: Want another joke?
[25.09.2010 17:07:29] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Well, you can, but knowing the epidemic of Lawl's syndrome in New York...I would have thought that you might be infected.
[25.09.2010 17:07:40] Dare: Ahh.. i see..
[25.09.2010 17:08:01] Sleepyhead: Alice: Lawl's syndrome, huh?
[25.09.2010 17:08:10] Death: Paris was killed by a hostile vessel.
[25.09.2010 17:08:11] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Let me pencil both of you down as "clean", you won't need vacinations this season.
[25.09.2010 17:08:27] A player who was killed in a PvP fight is not allowed to re-engage using any of his/her characters within 4 hours.
[25.09.2010 17:08:47] Death: Tornado was put out of action by Erick.Kaiser (Gun).
[25.09.2010 17:08:54] Sleepyhead: Alice: somehow i feel uneasy about SWAT penciling me down *Girl tilts her head*
[25.09.2010 17:08:55] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Yes, Lawl's Syndrome. It's a terrible disease, it causes the death thousands each year.
[25.09.2010 17:09:17] Death: Maripoc was killed by a hostile vessel.
[25.09.2010 17:09:34] Sleepyhead: Alice: never heard of it. What is it about?
[25.09.2010 17:09:37] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: There isn't anything special about SWAT, really...Unless you like very, very, large guns.
[25.09.2010 17:09:41] Death: Svenni was put out of action by Yellow.Star (Gun).
[25.09.2010 17:09:48] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Lawl
[25.09.2010 17:09:56] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: // oops, accidentally hit enter
[25.09.2010 17:10:28] Sleepyhead: Alice: *gives you aroused stare* hey, whats about large guns?
[25.09.2010 17:10:42] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Lawl's Syndrome is a neurological disease that infects the brain, causing extreme stupidity, and or inability to follow...
[25.09.2010 17:10:43] Dare: Ebon Hawk! Tell me a joke! Now!
[25.09.2010 17:11:01] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: any given orders, or to even be capable of rational thought.
[25.09.2010 17:11:02] Ebon.Hawk: yo mama so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said: "i cant fix that"
[25.09.2010 17:11:05] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: OY! Th' 'ell is THIS?
[25.09.2010 17:11:12] Sleepyhead: *Even leans over the vessel master's chair she is laying in*
[25.09.2010 17:11:18] Dare: *Laughs*
[25.09.2010 17:11:20] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: who's droppint he bloody lanes?
[25.09.2010 17:11:23] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Greetings, Junker.
[25.09.2010 17:11:36] Death: Nic was put out of action by Desu (Gun).
[25.09.2010 17:11:40] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: This "pirate" will pirate you for a good joke, better start thinkin'.
[25.09.2010 17:11:42] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: *glares* I'm in no mood, copper.
[25.09.2010 17:11:57] Dare: I mean it! Joke, Now!
[25.09.2010 17:12:07] Death: Yellow.Star was put out of action by Svenni (Gun).
[25.09.2010 17:12:33] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: which onna ye's droppin' lanes an' disturbin
[25.09.2010 17:12:39] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: profit?
[25.09.2010 17:12:48] Dare: What? I am a toll customs officer.
[25.09.2010 17:12:59] Dare: Making sure all who pass have a sence of humour.
[25.09.2010 17:13:01] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: ye're costin me money, lad.
[25.09.2010 17:13:11] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: and I promise you I've no sense of humor
[25.09.2010 17:13:16] Dare: Tell me a joke, now!
[25.09.2010 17:13:18] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: All you gotta do is tell a joke.
[25.09.2010 17:13:21] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: so knock it offt.
[25.09.2010 17:13:40] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: I'm lookin' at a Joke.
[25.09.2010 17:13:45] Sleepyhead: Alice: meh... what an angry junker
[25.09.2010 17:13:46] Dare: Im waiting..
[25.09.2010 17:13:52] Death: =LSF=Norman.O'Connor. was put out of action by _Starbuck_ (Gun).
[25.09.2010 17:13:57] Sleepyhead: *she looks disappointed*
[25.09.2010 17:13:58] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: It happens...
[25.09.2010 17:14:04] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: Bah! *spits* rotters!
[25.09.2010 17:14:07] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: Right then! *turns on heels, kilts flaring* Mr Kelley! Full power to drives, lad. Murph! Spin 'em up n' light 'm!
[25.09.2010 17:14:15] Dare: joke...
[25.09.2010 17:14:41] Sleepyhead: Alice: ...was he a joke himself?
[25.09.2010 17:14:44] .:j:.Finnegan's.Wake: I told ye, I'm lookin' at 'un. now pess offt
[25.09.2010 17:15:04] Dare: Umm.. officer.. would you shoot me if i stop people without a sence of humour permanently?
[25.09.2010 17:15:06] Sleepyhead: *Girl, laying in a mes of white clothes and golden hair, blinks*
[25.09.2010 17:15:07] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Lesson Number 1 of being in the LPI: DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. ANGRY. JUNKERS.
[25.09.2010 17:15:30] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Uhm...
[25.09.2010 17:15:41] Death: =LSF=Norman.O'Connor. was put out of action by The_White_Freighter (Gun).
[25.09.2010 17:15:43] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Depends, you've the right to self defence, so as long as they attack you...
[25.09.2010 17:15:47] Dare: Could make yer pockets heavy, if you know what i mean.
[25.09.2010 17:16:21] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: But you're currently, and under the Liberty law codex, engaging in acts of piracy by interfering with the Trade Lane.
[25.09.2010 17:16:29] Dare: i am?!
[25.09.2010 17:16:34] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Aye.
[25.09.2010 17:16:42] Dare: but.. im a liberty toll customs officer!
[25.09.2010 17:17:02] Sleepyhead: Alice: tall-customs
[25.09.2010 17:17:02] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Of course, for a small fine of 1,000 credits, and you just go 10 klicks towards Rochester, I'll be on my way.
[25.09.2010 17:17:13] Sleepyhead: *giggles*
[25.09.2010 17:17:28] Dare: Umm.. well i suppose that'll be good...
[25.09.2010 17:18:01] LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[U]: Thank you, sir! I'll be on my way now. Happy "hunting"! *chuckles*