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Kai VS army

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  1. [22:34] <Strategist14> Roll 2d4 Imps
  2. [22:34] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 2d4 Imps [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
  3. [22:34] <Strategist14> Roll 1d3 Ogres
  4. [22:34] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d3 Ogres [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  5. [22:34] <Strategist14> You see that
  6. [22:34] <Kai_River> Got it
  7. [22:35] <Strategist14> What do?
  8. [22:36] <Kai_River> "I don't want to fight you, but I will to save a life."
  9. [22:36] <Strategist14> Roll Persuasion
  10. [22:36] <Kai_River> roll 1d20+1
  11. [22:36] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=14 ]{15}
  12. [22:36] == Archive [~K1Krystal@203.86.203.62] has joined #RPGstuck_Shenanigans
  13. [22:36] <Strategist14> Roll 5#1d20-1
  14. [22:36] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 5#1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d20=17 ]{16}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}, [ 1d20=12 ]{11}, [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
  15. [22:36] <Kai_River> (I wanted either a crit or a crit fail, idc which)
  16. [22:37] <Strategist14> Roll 2#1d20-2
  17. [22:37] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 2#1d20-2 [ 1d20=10 ]{8}, [ 1d20=19 ]{17}
  18. [22:37] <Strategist14> Two imps and one of the ogres are suitably convinced to at least wait a bit before they kill and eat you
  19. [22:37] <Strategist14> Your remaining opponents are three imps and one ogre, which refuse to surrender
  20. [22:38] * Kai_River grips his kunais
  21. [22:38] <Strategist14> Roll Initiative
  22. [22:38] <Kai_River> roll 1d20+2
  23. [22:38] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  24. [22:38] <Kai_River> (Darn, I used up my luck)
  25. [22:39] <Strategist14> They seem preoccupied with their unwilling allies. You have a bonus round to attack in.
  26. [22:40] * Kai_River shrugs, and abuses the advantage he is given.
  27. [22:40] <Kai_River> roll 1d20+7 to analyze the willing ogre
  28. [22:40] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d20+7 to analyze the willing ogre [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  29. [22:40] <Kai_River> (nvm, it's +10 now)
  30. [22:41] <Kai_River> (What's his dex mod?)
  31. [22:41] <Strategist14> ((-2))
  32. [22:41] <Kai_River> (success)
  33. [22:41] <Kai_River> roll 2#1d20+5 to double kunai the ogre.
  34. [22:41] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2#1d20+5 to double kunai the ogre. [ 1d20=15 ]{20}, [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  35. [22:42] <Strategist14> Both hit
  36. [22:42] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+5
  37. [22:42] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+5 [ 1d6=4 ]{9}
  38. [22:42] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+3
  39. [22:42] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+3 [ 1d6=4 ]{7}
  40. [22:42] <Kai_River> End turn.
  41. [22:43] <Strategist14> Roll 3#1d20-1 for Imp initiative
  42. [22:43] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 3#1d20-1 for Imp initiative [ 1d20=1 ]{0}, [ 1d20=14 ]{13}, [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
  43. [22:43] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-2 for Ogre initiative
  44. [22:43] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-2 for Ogre initiative [ 1d20=14 ]{12}
  45. [22:43] <Kai_River> (F to imp)
  46. [22:43] <Kai_River> (he's too slow)
  47. [22:43] <Strategist14> ((And yet, your roll is still highest
  48. [22:43] <Strategist14> ))
  49. [22:43] <Strategist14> Turn order is Kai, Imp #1, Imp #2, Ogre, Imp #3 (skips first turn)
  50. [22:43] <Strategist14> Your turn
  51. [22:44] <Kai_River> roll 1d20+10 to analyze the ogre again
  52. [22:44] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d20+10 to analyze the ogre again [ 1d20=3 ]{13}
  53. [22:44] <Kai_River> (Wait, if his dex mod is -2, i auto succeed with a mod of +10)
  54. [22:44] <Kai_River> (LOL)
  55. [22:44] <Strategist14> ((Eeyup))
  56. [22:44] <Kai_River> roll 2#1d20+5 to kunai whip
  57. [22:44] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2#1d20+5 to kunai whip [ 1d20=1 ]{6}, [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  58. [22:45] <Kai_River> (welp)
  59. [22:45] <Strategist14> You whack yourself in the face, but still hit the ogre with your offhand attack
  60. [22:46] <Strategist14> ((Normal attack without analyze against yourself, offhand damage to ogre))
  61. [22:46] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+2 to self
  62. [22:46] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+2 to self [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
  63. [22:46] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+3 to ogre
  64. [22:46] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+3 to ogre [ 1d6=5 ]{8}
  65. [22:46] <Kai_River> (32/39)
  66. [22:46] <Kai_River> End turn.
  67. [22:47] <Strategist14> Two imps attack you while you're busy beating yourself up
  68. [22:47] <Strategist14> Roll 2#1d20-1
  69. [22:47] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}, [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
  70. [22:47] <Kai_River> (Second matches my AC)
  71. [22:47] <Strategist14> One of them lands a hit
  72. [22:47] <Strategist14> Roll 1d4-1 damage
  73. [22:47] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d4-1 damage [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
  74. [22:47] <Strategist14> No it doesn't, false alarm
  75. [22:48] <Strategist14> The ogre rallies behind them
  76. [22:48] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20+3 to whack you
  77. [22:48] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20+3 to whack you [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  78. [22:48] <Kai_River> (LOL)
  79. [22:48] <Strategist14> By which I mean, rallies on top of them
  80. [22:48] <Strategist14> Roll 2#1d4 damage
  81. [22:48] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 2#1d4 damage [ 1d4=4 ]{4}, [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  82. [22:48] <Strategist14> Imp #3 boggles vacantly
  83. [22:48] <Strategist14> Your turn
  84. [22:49] * Kai_River analyzes the ogre, then attacks him
  85. [22:49] <Kai_River> roll 2#1d20+5
  86. [22:49] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2#1d20+5 [ 1d20=2 ]{7}, [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  87. [22:49] <Kai_River> (OH COME ON)
  88. [22:49] <Strategist14> You continue to self-faceslap
  89. [22:50] <Kai_River> roll 1d6 faceslap
  90. [22:50] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6 faceslap [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  91. [22:50] <Kai_River> (26/39)
  92. [22:50] <Strategist14> The imps come at you again
  93. [22:50] <Strategist14> Roll 2#1d20-1
  94. [22:50] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
  95. [22:50] <Strategist14> These guys suck at hurting people
  96. [22:50] <Strategist14> The ogre takes a try
  97. [22:50] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20+3
  98. [22:50] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  99. [22:50] <Strategist14> Roll 1d4+3 damage
  100. [22:51] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d4+3 damage [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
  101. [22:51] <Strategist14> You get facepunched
  102. [22:51] <Kai_River> (20/39)
  103. [22:51] <Strategist14> Imp #3 realizes what's going on, and decides it should maybe contribute to the fight
  104. [22:51] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
  105. [22:51] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  106. [22:51] <Strategist14> Eh, maybe later
  107. [22:51] <Strategist14> This rock looks interesting
  108. [22:51] <Strategist14> Your turn
  109. [22:51] <Kai_River> Analyze then kunai ogre again
  110. [22:52] <Kai_River> roll 2#1d20+5
  111. [22:52] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2#1d20+5 [ 1d20=4 ]{9}, [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  112. [22:52] <Kai_River> (ayyyy)
  113. [22:52] <Strategist14> (lmao)
  114. [22:52] <Kai_River> roll 3d6+3
  115. [22:52] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 3d6+3 [ 3d6=7 ]{10}
  116. [22:52] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+5
  117. [22:52] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+5 [ 1d6=3 ]{8}
  118. [22:52] <Kai_River> (or does the first attack kill it?)
  119. [22:52] <Strategist14> The ogre is mercilessly eviscerated
  120. [22:53] <Strategist14> ((Second attack finishes it off))
  121. [22:53] <Kai_River> (kk)
  122. [22:53] <Kai_River> End turn.
  123. [22:53] <Strategist14> Roll 2#1d20-1 for imps
  124. [22:53] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 2#1d20-1 for imps [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  125. [22:53] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20+3 for ogre
  126. [22:53] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20+3 for ogre [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  127. [22:53] <Strategist14> Roll 1d4+3 damage
  128. [22:53] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d4+3 damage [ 1d4=4 ]{7}
  129. [22:54] <Strategist14> You receive another punch to the face
  130. [22:54] <Kai_River> (13/39)
  131. [22:54] <Strategist14> Imp #3 thinks maybe now is the time to contribute
  132. [22:54] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
  133. [22:54] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
  134. [22:54] <Kai_River> (but...)
  135. [22:54] <Kai_River> (the ogre died...)
  136. [22:54] <Strategist14> ((Oh yeah))
  137. [22:54] <Strategist14> ((Spooky))
  138. [22:54] <Kai_River> (that was a thing)
  139. [22:54] <Strategist14> ((Ghost ogres confirmed))
  140. [22:54] <Kai_River> (brb peeing pants)
  141. [22:55] <Kai_River> (20/39)
  142. [22:55] <Strategist14> Imp #3: 15 vs AC?
  143. [22:55] <Kai_River> (13 AC)
  144. [22:55] <Strategist14> Roll 1d4-1 damage
  145. [22:55] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d4-1 damage [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
  146. [22:56] <Kai_River> (19/39)
  147. [22:56] <Strategist14> Your turn
  148. [22:56] * Kai_River analyzes really slow imp
  149. [22:56] <Kai_River> (If the dex mod is less than +2, it auto succeeds)
  150. [22:56] <Strategist14> (You auto succeed)
  151. [22:57] <Kai_River> roll 2#1d20+5
  152. [22:57] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2#1d20+5 [ 1d20=18 ]{23}, [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  153. [22:57] <Kai_River> roll 2d6+5
  154. [22:57] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2d6+5 [ 2d6=8 ]{13}
  155. [22:57] <Strategist14> You almost feel sorry for the poor guy
  156. [22:57] <Kai_River> (Does it kill?)
  157. [22:57] <Strategist14> Except that he just exploded into glorious money
  158. [22:57] <Strategist14> And that's worth murder
  159. [22:57] == Thingymabob [Thingymabo@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au] has joined #RPGstuck_Shenanigans
  160. [22:57] == Thingymabob [Thingymabo@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au] has left #RPGstuck_Shenanigans []
  161. [22:57] <Kai_River> (So can i attack a different one with my offhand?
  162. [22:57] <Kai_River> )
  163. [22:58] <Strategist14> ((Just about to say that, yeah))
  164. [22:58] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+3
  165. [22:58] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+3 [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  166. [22:58] <Strategist14> Whichever one you picked dies
  167. [22:58] <Strategist14> The other one slaps you
  168. [22:58] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
  169. [22:58] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
  170. [22:58] <Strategist14> Roll 1d4-1 damage
  171. [22:58] <`DICE> Strategist14 rolled 1d4-1 damage [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
  172. [22:58] <Strategist14> It kind of stings a little bit, you guess?
  173. [22:58] <Kai_River> (18/39)
  174. [22:59] <Kai_River> (My turn?)
  175. [22:59] <Strategist14> Yes
  176. [22:59] <Kai_River> roll 2#1d20+5 to Kunai
  177. [22:59] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 2#1d20+5 to Kunai [ 1d20=10 ]{15}, [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
  178. [23:00] <Strategist14> One hit
  179. [23:00] <Kai_River> roll 1d6+5
  180. [23:00] <`DICE> Kai_River rolled 1d6+5 [ 1d6=6 ]{11}
  181. [23:00] <Strategist14> You get the vague urge to press F and pay some respects
  182. [23:00] <Kai_River> F?
  183. [23:01] <Strategist14> You pay respects by collecting the grist they left behind
  184. [23:01] * Kai_River collects sweet loot.
  185. [23:02] * Kai_River also pays respects.
  186. [23:02] <Strategist14> You obtain 96 Build Grist, as well as 45 Shale
  187. [23:03] <Strategist14> And a level up
  188. [23:03] <Strategist14> The other ogre and imps are currently terrified
  189. [23:03] <Kai_River> "Please, just let me continue in peace."
  190. [23:04] <Strategist14> They nod and back away from you in fear
  191. [23:04] * Kai_River whispers "Thank you."
  192. [23:05] * Kai_River continues along the path to look for Iinito's body.
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