Mata Nui is love, Mata Nui is life

>I was only 100,000 years old
>I loved Mata Nui so much (non-canon), I had all the Nui stones and artefacts
>Each night I would pray to Mata Nui, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Mata Nui is Love, I say, Mata Nui is life
>Turaga Vakama hears me and calls me a kolhi head
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the Great Spirit
>I called him a Tarakarva
>He slaps me and sends me to go to Ko-Wahi
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lie in Ko-Wahi and it's really cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me, I feel something touch me
>It's Mata Nui
>I'm so happy, he whispers in my ear
>"This is my universe"
>He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and fake knees
>I'm ready, I spread my axle hole for Mata Nui
>He inserts a technic pin into my axle hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Mata Nui
>I can feel my plastic tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force, I want to please Mata Nui
>He roars a mighty roar as he successfully fits the technic pin
>Turaga Vakama walks in
>Mata Nui looks him straight in the eye and says
>"It's all 2010 now"
>Mata Nui leaves through the sky
>Mata Nui is Love (non-canon), Mata Nui is Life