Behold, the first of many Scouts fanfics.

"Now, will you not ravage me?" Celia said as she pinned Tentra down on the Clearing. Only the two of them stone there, being watched only by the unflinching gaze of the petrified men and women on the garden. "We don't think that is a good idea..." Tentra mumbled to herself as her clothes were ripped off by her eager partner, leaving the Writer's beautiful petite body exposed to the cold air whirring on the garden. She again tries to reason with Celia: "We... Are not ready for that yet." but it falls on deaf ears as the Dreamer slowly removed her own dress while kissing Tentra's body, starting on her navel and going even lower... As she was almost reaching for the fatidic place, the two girls suddenly heard a sound coming from the woods. "Now, now, that it takes some Will to do what the both of you are doing." said the voice, slowly coming closer to them. The woman on stone clothes, on all of her glory, stood before Celia and Tentra. However, she did not wore those stone clothes, and between her legs stood... A stalactite. "Well, i guess that's what you call rock-hard." said Celia, while Tentra stared at the pointy rock with horror and said: "We think that is even worse of an idea!" But it was too late. The two of them could not move, and only watched in horror as they became the recieving end of a Stone Edge...