<?php
require_once 'weil.php';

»::«( 'Flo 2k10 @ because fuck you, thats why.' )
->A()   ->G()
->d()   ->e()
->a()   ->s()
->m()   ->i()
->s()   ->c()
    ->h()
    ->t()

->Johanna()
->DU_GEILE_SAU()
->Geboren_um_Liebe_zu_geben()
->DU_LUDER()
->Verbotene_Träume_erleben()
->DU_DRECKSAU()
->Ohne_Fragen_an_den_Morgen_danach()
->aha_AHA_AAHAAAA()
->OH_JOHANNA()
->DU_GEILE_SAU()
->Dein_Lächeln_ist_fordernd_und_flehend()
->DU_LUDER()
->Mit_mir_all_die_Wege_zu_gehen()
->DU_DRECKSAU()
->Die_ein_Mensch_allein_nicht_findet();
?>


<?php
// weil.php
class » { // Adams Facade sozusagen
    private function __construct() {}

    public static function « ( $arbitrary = '' ) {
        /*
            alles
        */
        return new »();
    }

    public function __call( $name = null, $args = null ) { return $this; }
}
?>