Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse TEXT for test

Santa is making bombs!  Get them out of the factory before he catches you!
The Cleaner
Use the crane controls to get to the other building.
 Wait, why does this not count as technology?!
Take 8 Photos of Party Girls Before Time is Up.
I need you to get the rest of those pictures back!
You want the pictures?! Come and get 'em! I already yanked it to them anyway.
Repair the howitzers as needed and use them to take down the mighty Crippletron
GOOD has Captured a Control Point
What happened here?  Did a soccer team win or something?
Oh what the hell, that's not fair!
I bet we still blame this on the terrorists somehow.
 That kid is going to be a handful when he's a teenager.
 There's that bastard, Evil Stewie! Oh, look, Evil Uncle Adam has a jetpack!
 I-- I guess that might hurt someone.
Slayer
Kill all enemies in wave 1
If y'all need blow up a car, or a big 'ol turret, then the satchel charge is the charge for you.
ATTRIBUTES
 I usually hot tub in one of them places where you pay by the hour.
 Now where's that one white girl with my coffee liquor?
You've cleared out the space station!
Gas Stun Gun
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Expose Gas Tubes
Move/Dash
 Switch the direction of aim up/down
That's a band of pirates, right?  If there's more than one?
Enter the Factory
Half way point, turds!
Half way!  Half way!
Halfway through and I'm still not impressed!
Triple kill, Player One.  Nice!
TEAM GOOD FAIL!
MAYOR WEST
PLAYER IDENTIFIED AS:
 Aw, crap.  Death by douchebag.
 Brian, those people killed me!
Alright!  Get your asses out there!
Let's do this!
It's on!
Purchase Cleveland.
Kill all 40 Enemies with less than 5 tourists killed.
Reprogram the Radar Tanks to lure out Evil Mayor West
LANGUAGE
Pull the exhaust lever when she's stunned
Follow the Objective Markers to the next open door
Find that switch to power the elevator!
 Any of you boys ever finish on a C-section scar?
 I can't have babies anymore so fill me up, fellas!
Yeah, my peen just sucked itself back into my tummy.
Oh my god! It’s Santa’s workshop!
Hmm, it looks as though, in this universe, Santa is some kind of industrial mercenary.
Oh, here it is. I was in the wrong menu. That was just an overview.
In this universe, people only order Christmas gifts online, so there’s no use for Santa anymore. Now he’s opened up his factory to manufacture anything for the highest bidder.
My guess is that he’s using him to manufacture weapons for his army.
Okay, you only get one gun cock per line, ok? And the lines should really be better than that.
Infinite Sprint
Hey, nice job you guys! Oh.  Could you please not tell anyone how funny I look when I run?  Let's keep that between us, 'kay?
HI Development Group
Complete the Story mode.
You selected Meg as a character for a Multiplayer Match
Searching for saves. Please do not turn off your Xbox 360 console.
Connecting Speakers …
Control Point Active
Toggle Item (Backward)
Open the exhaust port door
That Evil Mayor West is a naughty little goose.  Collect all them video tapes of him doing "no-no's" in front of the camera.
RESTART MAP
Overwatch Me
Win a Capture the GUDG match
Yes
Max Flag Captures:
 Boy, this place sucks.
This is bad, even for a Jewish frat.
This might sound a little odd, but do you know if there's like an electronics store or a creepy Armenian guy in a dimly lit apartment who can fix a multiverse remote?
You know, it's pretty cool shooting a gun on a crowded street.
PiГ±ata's? No wonder these guys can't get laid.
Stewie, how the hell did you forget to bring ammo?
Alright, now yous got to kill Santa for all that stupid abusin' he did to you.
Y'all's gonna have to go kill that big mean Santa man.
Make your way to Bertram's control room
TEAM GOOD WINS!
Hmm… we need to find a way to break through that fence.  Maybe we can use that sniper tower somehow.  Let's hear it for problem solving, y'all!
Please connect a PlayStationВ®Move motion controller for player 1.
Please connect a PlayStationВ®Move motion controller for player 2.
Please connect a secondary motion controller for player 1.
Please connect a secondary motion controller for player 2.
Please connect a secondary motion controller.
ALL BOMBS ARE PLANTED, GET TO THE EVAC SPOT!
Mr. Unpopular
Special Ability
+1 Grenade
Use the mobile window-washing platform to get up to the roof
Choose Meg for a Multiplayer Match
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Collect Photo
Power required…
Civilians Killed
CHALLENGE1
Please connect the Wii Balance Board.
NO
We cannot see your PlayStationВ®Move motion controller. Please hold your PlayStationВ®Move level, viewable by the PlayStationВ®Eye camera, and press the Move button.
CONFIRM GAMER PROFILE:
Kill all the Chickens in "Something's Amish."
Here you go. And thank you guys so much! Now I have the whole night to fear the sex that I’ll probably chicken out of!
Ooh, fellas, I almost forgot. Some of the other nerds uploaded a new program on your remote. It analyzes your surroundings and gives you hints of what you should be doing on your journey.
Okay, now how exactly does a party work? Do we just take Alka Seltzer and burp into our fists?
Press {var:UIFGUY_SpecialAbility} to Deploy Inventory Item
THE FIRST TEAM TO {var:WinningScore} POINTS WINS
EQUIP

 This must be the douche capital of the country.
 Look at all these sluts.
 There's got to be a dealer around here.
 I'll be right back. I gotta go buy some condoms.
Help!  It's so cold in here and the food is terrible!
I'll give you ten percent off any one item in my store if you get me out of here.
I had crossies on the ten percent off!
 Why'd Bertram have to pick a Sunday to do all this?  I really enjoy my Sundays.
 You know, nobody's called me cute so far this whole trip.
 Probably no bathrooms here, right?  They just go kinda wherever they're sitting?
 I can't believe Joe's like, kinda popular here.
 It'd be sad if there was a paraplegic named Kara 'cause people would call her Karaplegic.
 I bet these guys get like no ass.
 Alright, Bri, here's the deal: Only one of us fights at a time.  Think of it like tag-team wrestling: when you get hurt or too tired, tag out.
 Listen, Brian, it's gonna be a long journey.  One of us is gonna have to rest while the other one's fighting.  Let's not try to be heroes, if we get tired, we swap out.
STAND CLOSER TO THE SENSOR.
Adjust dialog volume
Complete the "Something's Amish" level
Deleting saved game. Please do not turn off your Xbox 360 console.
PETER DIED!
BACK
Bank:
Don't do this!  I have to get to a wedding rehearsal for a girlfriend I'm jealous of!
Picked up a Consuela!
Co-op
KAMПAHИЯ
Off with his head!
Oh my god, right in the face!
Oh, what happened to your head, man?
Use the floating cameras to photograph girls.
What are you doing?!
Stop! Campus security!
They're wrecking our crappy parade float!
Screw these guys. Let's go to the nerd party. They don't have the balls to do something like this.
Dash
Let us in, you schmucks!
CONFIRMING P2 IDENTITY
<img src="star_large.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Weapon is not available for purchase.
EVIL
You've successfully collected $50,000
Warmup Mode
FAIL!
Shoot Weapon
Hey, get back here!
Security!
You's not allowed down here!
Someone stop them!
GOOD
PLAY
GREASED-UP DEAF GUY!
Destroy Billboards
<img src="star_large.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /><img src="star_large.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /><img src="star_large.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
EVIL is Destroying GOOD's Control Point
Jump
Nurse
Display subtitles for dialog
 Hello?  Is anyone out there?  Am I on the radio?
 Coming up next the Evil Quahog top ten for the week.
 My mother always told me I had a face for radio.
 Hey, don't damage my radio tanks.  They're fun and they cost other people a lot of money.
 Welcome to Evil Quahog.  May I take your order?
 If you can hear me, stop listening. Weirdo.
 Hello?  Dammit, I been on hold for forty-five minutes.
 Yes, I'd like to renew my subscription to Cat fancy, please.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Repair Crane
Move Left
SELECT A DEVICE
DEATHMATCH
NEXT
Stay Tuned for new Family Guy content!
New Family Guy content will be available soon!
Family Guy content now available for purchase! Giggity!
Penny Pincher
Hear ye, hear ye!  I'd say y'all needs to look around and find whoever's in charge of these unfortunate folks.
Yay! Be sure to light a nice warm, cuddly fire now that you got the flame throw.
CHANGE CHARACTER
Failed to load from the storage device. Saving has been disabled.
SKIP
Solo
I found a quarter, you guys! I’m a hero, too.
TEAM
 These guys are good.
 Was I a bad dog?
Well, at least I died fighting for a strange cause.
Available Free Space: {var:SpaceAvailableString} KB
These pirates are a-holes.
Brian Griffin killed by pirates.  Yeah.  I like the sound of that.
Just throw me overboard.  It's better than those pet graves with two sticks tied togther.
Hey,those guys aren’t like us! Get those knob-gobblers!
Lord, please deliver us from all things which make life bearable.
Let us thank god for making it easy to cheat on our wives because they can't check up on us through text messages and the internet.
The Amish are truly blessed, in that we will never know or have to participate in karaoke.
Let's just see what these "magic" seeds can do for my tiny Amish dong.
Yay! Y'all gots a tube man to distract your enemies with!
Get 4 melee kills without dying
Complete "Chickens in Space".
SELECT CHARACTERS
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Scaffold
Capture the Flag Family Guy style. The Greased-Up Deaf Guy is on the loose. Catch him by hitting him with your melee attack.
Pick up the flag by pressing {var:UIFGUY_Reload}. Take the flag to your base to score points. Drop the flag by pressing and holding {var:UIFGUY_Reload}.
The team with the most points at the end of the match wins.
Activating Crane…
It's time for y'all to fight Evil Mayor West and Evil Stewie. Don't get hurt!
Quag: Alright! I'm free to bury my treasure again!
Big guy's got a hell of a paintbrush, doesn't he. Bri?
I want to play with the goo!
GAME PAUSED
Quagmire: Let me out. I swear I didn't pillage that booty. I can help with REPAIRS.
Y'alls gonna have to be lil' detectives and find a switch to turn the elevator on.
Santa perfers looking down on his workers. His office must be somewhere high.
Wow, you really know how to fight.  You wanna have an airport affair?
Wow! That looked like it really hurt, but sorta taking the attention away from me here.
Oh my god, that's like the hardest punch I've ever seen.   And… I'm wet.
Multiverse Madness! Get some!
Multiverse Madness! Get some kills!
Multiverse Madness! Bring it!
Multiverse Madness! Yeah!
GO!
No
OK
ON
Uch, Bertram's really gotta have better taste in his means of annihilation
TEAM GOOD WINS!
ENEMY
HEALTH
Taunt
Oh, why, 'cause I was banging your mom?!
Oh no, Brian... it's Crippletron.  That is one big ass cripple.
 He just threw a bus at us!
 Oh come on! The big jerk! He's destroying our weapons!
 Uh oh.  I think-- I think we may be dealing with Crippletron again.
HI Internal QA Group
(THROUGH SPEAKER) Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at Big Pete's house of Munch would like to apologize if any member of your party has died.  And uh… if they have, you will get fifteen percent off your bill.
Walk/Sprint
Great, you got the jackets.  Now listen, Brian, here's a molotov cocktail.  You need to plant those jackets by the sorority's float, then set the float on fire. The girls will think the other frat did it, and then they'll come to our party.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Airlock
AAA!  Help!  He can't communicate to me what he wants!  All he does is chase me!
You don't even have to be smart to work here!
Quagmire: Hehehe…I know all about waxing. Let me help!
I bet there's some answers in the corn fields. Probably a few men getting romantic in the bum, too.
Unable to delete saved game.
1. To win, get out of the factory before the timer runs out.
2. Play only as Meg or Chris.
3. Collect all 5 timers in order to open the door.
4. Don’t try to jump down, you will only die.
Them diaper bombs pack a stinky punch.  They spray doodies all 'round and hurt all them bad people.
Player Two must be feeling pretty good with those multiple kills.
Keep your eyes open. Not all posters will be easy to find, but they will posted on walls.
Bye-bye.
Incoming!
You fetch!
Bombs
QUAGMIRE
Find the Other Elevator
This is going to require a lot of tiny coffins.
You really are an ugly kid.
Killing you never gets old.
High-damage and wide spread. Never leave home without it
Blasts enemies with a crippling jolt of electricity
(Competitive)
Wrong device.
A high-powered rifle with a sniper-scope
A high-powered rifle with a sniper-scope
Ew, that thing is so tacky.
What parade was this for?  Who builds floats for parades in college?  What is this, 1956?
Well, now I won't feel bad about crapping my pants.
Use Special Ability/
Item
It’s a friggin’ cheeseburger. Is this guy serious?
Wha-- are cats serious? Like I don’t know.
Okay, okay, something wacky, we get it, we get it. Alright let's go assassinate a cheeseburger.
Adjust game settings
Find All of Mayor West's VHS Tapes
The Amish have finally had enough of tourists in their town and have gone on a rampage!“
Eliminate all of the Amish in town while trying not to hurt any tourists.
Hurt too many Tourists or DIE and it's GAME OVER!
Ooh, you got a little deployable teddy bear turret!  Now you's gonna do a lot of damage.
Flag's been dropped.  Somebody better go pick it up!
They dropped the flag!  It's anyone's game now!
Brian, use your molotov cocktail to destroy the float.
SAVE SUCCESSFUL!
Clear and Escape the Space Station Before the Timer Runs Out
All Treasure on BOW side collected!!!
(Competitive)
Clear and Escape the Space Station Before the Timer Runs Out
<img src="bigBot.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />COMMANDERS!

Destroy the Commanders.
{var:UIFGUY_Pause}
Rookie
Defeat Long John Peter so you can get the remote back.
Defeat Evil Mayor West
Salad Tosser
Continue playing from where you left off
I am such a good boy.
My bite's way worse than my bark.

Looks like you hit the bottle too hard.

Probably time to wave the white flag, you dicks.

Ha!  And you guys have swords!
PETER: Shoot the bitch until she's stunned…
PETER: Then open the steam vent and cook her ass!
{var:UIFGUY_SpecialAbility}
Align the cursors in the center to focus the scope.
The Great Eggscape
External Group 3
Find a Replacement Crane Part
AAAA!  Get off me, you fat bastard!
Enter the Hospital
Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to Fire or Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Exit
 {var:UIFGUY_Up}{var:UIFGUY_Left}{var:UIFGUY_Down}{var:UIFGUY_Right} Aim            Power [Mouse Wheel]
Don't you at least want me to wipe first?! AAAA!
Default
Splash Log
Christobel
SWAT
Jungle Love
Gold Suit
 Oh no!  That was my favorite tank!  His name was Reggie.  Goodbye Reggie.
 Self destruct sequences are always a bad idea.
 I'll be sending you a bill for this!
 I'll forgive you if you apologize to the tank.
SAVE DELETE SUCCESSFUL!
Dying ends the level
Need health? Use a health pack!
"Santa's Sweatshop" Cinematics Unlocked
Are you sure you want to restart?  Any unsaved progress will be lost.
Hurry! Time's a wasting!
Head Hunter
Collect all the Advent Calendars in "Santa's Sweatshop".
Smash your opponent into something 20 times in the "Chicken Fight!" level.
LOWER GALLEY KEY COLLECTED
UPPER GALLEY KEY COLLECTED
Dying ends the level
Collectin' ye belongins…
{var:UIFGUY_ObjectivesMenu}
So cold. Can't move…
TEAM EVIL SCORED!
Press <img src="controllerSymbol_RB.tif" width="60" height="30" vspace="-6" /> or <img src="controllerSymbol_LB.tif" width="60" height="30" vspace="-6" /> while viewing the weapons wheel to access special items and abilities.
Rupert-In-The-Box: Ooh, you got a little deployable teddy bear turret! Now you's gonna do a lot of damage.
That there flame thrower's gonna be good for burnin' up things like hay or trees.  But make sure you's right up next to it so you get a nice burn.
Camera Control
Press {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} to Select Your Weapon
 Brian, that barn must be where they're building Bertram's secret weapon.  Let's find out where they're getting their supplies so we can stop them from completing it.
Ooh, good job getting those pictures.  You should try to find more of them so you have material to shamefully touch yourself to at night, or even very early in the morning.
MOVE FARTHER BACK WITHIN THE PLAY SPACE.
Yall's gonna wait for him to get winded.  No ones can exert themselves like that without no break.
FLAME THROWER ADDED TO STEWIE'S INVENTORY
 Aww, if I'm gonna die on a college campus, I at least wanna O.D.
 Aww, I didn't even get to bang a sorority girl.
AN ERROR OCCURRED WHEN TRYING TO SEND THE CHALLENGE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETRY?
TEAM GOOD IS WINNING!
Stewie, he’s still alive!
You’re sick, you know that?
Whatever. So, where do you think we’re gonna go now?
Do you wish to load your saved game?
EXIT WITHOUT SENDING
Treasure
 Stay. Stay.
 These guys just don't get it, do they?
 Gross. There's like red foam comin' out of his mouth.
 I hate suits.
 Down, boy!
Denier
Rocket damage knocks down the Greased-Up Deaf Guy.
Melee the Greased-Up Deaf Guy to get him to drop the flag.
Herd the Greased-Up Deaf Guy to your teammates or into walls for easier melee.
Shooting the Greased-Up Deaf Guy will slow him down as he does his dodges.
The Greased-Up Deaf Guy will reset if the flag falls into an unreachable spot.
An icon will tell you where the flag is.
Once you have the flag, follow your team icon to the drop zone.
Protect the flag carrier so they can safely take it to the drop zone.
Hi guys. Thanks for helping get my picture back. Those fratboys suck!
I'm going to stay at your party here and I told my sorority girlfriends to come over after you find their pictures.
Hi again boys.
Keep finding my friends' pictures if you want more girls to come to the party!
Hey guys! Great job finding all my friends' pictures.
Now we can all just enjoy the party! Thanks again!
NEXT MAP
MULTIVERSE MADNESS STATS
The result of the match is a tie.  What a waste of my time.
That's a tie.  Crappy way to end, guys.
Please reconnect the controller and press START
to continue.
This gamer profile is unable to play on Xbox LIVE. Please check your Family Settings or obtain an Xbox LIVE Gold Membership.
Complete the "No Place Like Home" level
WARNING
External Group 2
CAPTURE THE GREASED-UP DEAF GUY
Santa has been making BOMBS
Get all of the Bombs OUT of Santa's Factory
You MUST collect ALL of the Bombs to Exit.
Each bomb grants a time bonus
Once you've collected all the bombs…
Escape the factory before the last timer runs out.
Multiverse Madness
SNIPER RIFLE ADDED TO BRIAN'S INVENTORY
Stealing tap…
EVIL Destroyed GOOD's Control Point
 Ooow...ssssss...ooow...sssss…
Team good is in the lead.
Team good! Killin' it!
Yeah!  Team good!
Team good!  In the lead!
Defeat Long John Peter and Retrieve the Remote
Alright, now remember what that little orange-haired brat said: These folks is buildin' a weapon, so y'all need to find it!
Kill an enemy with a single shot to the head
Dual Gats
There's gotta be another door to the master control room somewhere.  Don't worry, we's gonna find the back door together.
Defend Player 1 from Attacking Agents!
No Saved Games were found!
Kill Your Way Into the Cornfield
Purchase new items and upgrades for your campaign characters
Sea Men Attack
Throw Stewie's Satchel Charge with {var:UIFGUY_Fire} then Detonate with {var:UIFGUY_Aim}
COSTUMES
Find yourself some weapons, ya hear?
Flags
Human cockfighting?  That is horrible. Where, uh… where do you think someone would go to place a bet?
You-- You don't think you could get high off that stuff, do ya?
Defeat the Alien Queen Chicken to Save Peter
The current storage device has been disconnected, and all further progress will not be saved. Would you like to return to the main menu?
{var:UIFGUY_Sprint}
"No Cheese, Please" Clip 1
"No Cheese, Please" Clip 2
"Legend of Long John Peter" Clip 1
"Legend of Long John Peter" Clip 2
"Santa's Sweatshop" Clip 1
"Santa's Sweatshop"Clip 2
"Chickens in Space" Clip 1
"Chickens in Space" Clip 2
"Chicken Fight!" Clip 1
"Chicken Fight!" Clip 2
"Chicken Fight!" Clip 3
"There's No Place Like Home" Clip 1
"There's No Place Like Home" Clip 2
"There's No Place Like Home" Clip 3
DEFAULT
RESUPPLY MODE
Set 4 Charges without either character dying.
Get to the EVAC point and wait for the chopper.
Collectin' pirate weapons…
Guess you're lucky you had that player on your team, huh?  Rest of you suck.
Well, sometimes all it takes is one hero.  Nice job there, kid.
You'd be buyin' yourself a 1 way ticket to a watery grave.
We should hang out more.
The last captain of that vessel lost his life, and it weren't no accident.
That's what we call a manatee boys. Or in nautical slang, the sea cow.
Thank you very much, you guys have been terrific.
Thaarrr
I've got a splinter.
If it's fish you want.  Pelicans Reef is where you'll find em.
How are you liking all of these nautical puns.
Go ahead, take it.
Congratulations, you just bought yourself a cursed boat.
Aye.
And soon, before your rutter jams with flotsam and your droppin anchor without an order from the captain.
My God, look at you fat bastards. I bet none of you can find your own penis!
(Like a ballgame vendor) Find you penis, one dollar! One dollar find your penis!
You know, it wouldn't kill you to contribute to the conversation.
I see London, I see France, I see Stewie's unsightly chapped ass.
Oh, heeeere we go.
I've seen fish there.  More fish than you can possibly imagine. Fish as far as the eye can see. Lots and lots of fish…I, I guess would be the main bullet point of this presentation.
But beware…No man has ever returned.  Many have gone, all have been lost.  Vanished, never to be seen again.  No one has come back…I, I guess would be the central theme of what I'm trying to get across here.
If it's gail force peein' you be doin', it could mean you got barnicles on your prostate.  Best have sick bay check below your decks.
Well, you'd best come up with something.
Oh oh oh, that's awesome!
Don't expect me to fish your dead body from an angry sea that gave you fair warning.
Behold the armada!
Wow I can't believe people are actually buying this.
You uh….gotta work on that man….bad dog.
I didn't think the fat man still had that kind of marksmanship.
And their vessel was swept to bottom of the briny deep.  Swallowed whole by the treacherous, unforgiving sea.  They sank...I guess, would be the one thing to take away from this part of the seminar.
Battlestations everyone!
At my signal, unleash hell!
This is a real SNAFU!
Whoa, all hands on deck!
Hey, look at me!  I'm the man in the boat. Alright!
Whoa, ass ahoy.
Oh, look at how fat you are! You disgust me! Oink oink, fatty!
Shoot it again!
What?  I didn't understand that.
I said 'Shoot it again' but I said it pirate like.
All right fat man, let's do this.
Ah-haaaaaa Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (5 variations pulled from the show)
A pirate? Oh, cool!
Aha! There's me wench!
That's Long John Peter to you, port-hole.
Fetch me 5 tankets of ale and a leg of mutten for me mateys.
Ahaa, tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder.
Well done you barnicle munchin skallywiggers.
Prepare to be boarded.
What do you think you're doin?
NOOOOOO!!!!!
Set 8 Charges without either character dying.
Sharks Like Pirate Г  la carte.
You've gotta find another way!  Remember, when god closes a door he opens up a window!  And no matter what my father says, god does too love me!
 Ernesto, no te vayas!
 Bebe? Que estas haciendo?
 O, mira... un bebe.
A Storage Device containing downloadable content has been disconnected. Please reconnect the associated Storage Device.
Locate an Alternate Route into Bertram's Control Room
Activating platforms…
No, the planes do not practically land themselves.
"Santa's Sweatshop" Concept Art Unlocked
Projectiles launched from this weapon will fly through the air much faster
Last Minute Shoppers
Adjust the margins at the left and right of your screen
Get 'em!
External Group 1
 So, these guys make fireplaces, right?  That's like the one thing I know about them, and I wanted to work it in.
 Hey, let me know if you see a restaurant.  I gotta take a squeege.
 Hey, let me know if you see anything cute. I've gotta get something for Rupert or he'll be pissed.
 Brian?  I'm glad we're not Amish.
 I bet the men don't like to eat spaghetti because of their beards.
 Don't even think about running off, Bri.  I brought the leash.
 I envy these people.  They don't even know that vegans exist.
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Prison Meg
Slumber Party
SWAT
Gold Suit
Sexy Kitty?
Deathmatch
M Wheel Down
Purchase Cleveland.
ACCEPT
Cash Earned
Talk to Mort When You're Done Partying
Getting hit will interrupt your cannon repair.
Health is limited, play carefully.
New Multiplayer Character Now Available for Purchase
Total Time
Handicapable
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} To Activate Cannon
This will overwrite your corrupted save file. Would you like to continue?
Fellas, get me outta here and I'll get you to the deck.  You know, you sand my back, I'll scratch yours.
What are you talking about?
Like what?
You are not signed in to a Gamer Profile. In order to save progress and earn Achievements you must be signed in. Would you like to sign in?
Collect all the Wanted Posters in "Something's Amish".
An all purpose, rapid-fire pistol
ENEMY DAMAGE & HEALTH INCREASED X 2!!!
Yay!  Officer Swanson can help you fight off all them bad peoples who's tryin' to hurt you.
Oh, I’m so happy you two are okay!
Orange Soda: Rapid Fire and Reload for a Short Time
P2, CANCEL
Sounds like a plan.
Use Brian's Molotov Cocktails to burn the float
CONTINUE WITHOUT SAVING
Steal Speakers for the Nerd Party
Expands damage radius to blow up more sh*t
Kill 30 Enemies
Kill 40 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
RANDOM
 This is bad, even for a nerd frat.
Deleting…
Are you sure you would like to create a new saved game? All previous saved progress will be lost.
The current storage device cannot be found. You must select a new storage device to continue.  Would you like to select a storage device?
Evil has the flag.
Team Evil has the flag.
Nice job, Evil!  You got the flag.
Survive waves of enemy attackers by yourself or with a friend.
Kills earn money and points.
See how long you can survive.
THE FIRST TEAM TO CAPTURE {var:FlagScore} FLAGS WINS
Spice Rack
Yeah, good team!
Point, team good!
Score!  Team good!
Another one for good!
AMISH KILLED
Complete "Legend of Long John Peter".
Ipecac
Keep the enemies from attacking Lois and watch those sniper windows.
Yay!  Officer Swanson can help you fight off all them bad people tryin' to hurt you.
Maybe y'all can use them carts to bring some of your explosives over to the dam.
Remember when y'all used to build little train tracks when you was kids?  Now line up those tracks, like you was playin' on the floor.
Upgrade your characters to help you kick ass in Story Mode.
Collect Ye Articles
Eliminate all the Pirates in this Chamber
Open the exhaust port door
Photos Remaining
Trash Can Shield: Deploy a Shield for a Short Time
Yeah, check that twice, bitch!
Brian, this guy is making weapons to kill you and everyone you love. You know, you gotta get some balls, man. You should be doing this kind of stuff, too, you know.
Maybe to a land of gutless cowards. ‘Cause you would fit right in.
NONE
Round Deaths
Help!  I still have so many let-downs ahead of me!
Now I'll never grow up to be a lunch lady!
Collect the Sniper Rifle
Alright, everyone.  Round's over.  Make sure you clean up and put everything back where it was when you got here.  Next round's about to start.
Alright, everyone.  Round's ended.  Get set up and lets go again.
INTRUDER ALERT!
Run, y'all!  They's headed towards your home!  Y'all work hard to keep it nice, and you don't want anyone messin't that up!
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that!
Hey!  That's animal cruelty!
Good thing I got the additional insurance coverage on this thing, huh?!
No, you fool! Bad T-Rex!  Bad T-Rex!
You'll be sleeping outside tonight if you keep that up!
 Oh, I almost forgot: I'm having a cocaine party after the assasination if you guys are around.
 Make me proud, angels.
Uch, bad dog, Brian.
Not a word or I will shoot you in the face.
Nobody panic.  I dropped the flag and I'll get it back.
Sprint
Grenade Launcher
 I'd stay away. The closer you get to City Hall the more you will get hurt.  Also, there's a smell over here that we can't figure out what it is.
 Don't come any closer. You'll be shot or tickled to death.
 You'll regret coming here! It's not a nice vacation spot.
Activate the radio tanks!  Then take a five minute break.  You all deserve it.
Kill the flag carrier
Keyboard
A steady aim at just the right moment is the key to hitting your target
Free Seamus
Press {var:UIFGUY_Melee} in mid-air to BUTT STOMP
Shoot the rockets so they don't explode you!
You gotta shoot off them tacky rocket launchers!
Break crates to find the hidden Pirates' Booty
Oh, I'm sorry.  Did I break your toy?
Yeah, go away, Robot Chicken.
Adjust the time and victory parameters for this match
YES
Earn 21 stars in Challenge mode
PLAYER DETECTED

PUNCH TOWARD THE SCREEN TO PLAY
THIS PROFILE IS ALREADY ACTIVE
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Aim} to BLOCK
Agent
Fumigator
Yippee!  Alright, now we're cookin'! Proud of you two.  We need to have ourselves a night out and celebrate. Look at y'alls just ownin' the multiverse.  If I had a ribbon that said "great job" it'd be yours right now.  I feel like I'm y'alls father and I'm as happy as a little pumpkin seed 'cause ya'll my sons.
Find all the Sorority Girl Photos in "It's all Greek to Me".
GUDG Knock Downs
Use cover to avoid his cat launcher and hit him where it hurts
Get  Out of There!
Interact
Kill 10 enemies without dying
Follow the barricades to the Evil Capitol
Acid Cloud
YOU HAVE DIED!!!
Are you sure you wish to create a new saved game? All previous unsaved game progress will be lost.
Flags Captured
Kill 60 enemies with grenades/explosives
Adam We
Detonating…
Player Three with the do-bley!
Default
Long John Peter
A Mustache Morning
SWAT
Gold Suit
Flossing Walrus
Drink up that Pawtucket Patriot Ale and double your attack damage!  Make everyone be like, "Ow, that hurts, y'all!"
No Place Like Home
CLIPS
You picked up a health pack!
No storage device has been selected. A storage device is required for co-op play.  Would you like to select a storage device now?
The "CRIPS" have taken over…
and they are rounding up the "able" people to convert!
Find and rescue all the captured people, before they get crippled!
Survive the First Wave of Enemies
Survive the Second Wave of Enemies
Survive the Final Wave of Enemies
Level:
Quagmire is waiting for you in the cargo bay
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} To Pick Up Sniper Rifle
Alright, lets go find Santa's red, fat ass.
You gots to shoot them baddies with the cannons!
 Oh nothing. It's just... my doctor said I'm getting so big.
 Brian, can the Amish use the postal service?
 God, calm down. I was just making conversation. Always pretending to be so educated.
 Nothing.
 So the Amish just look the same everyday of their lives?
 So they never get comipliments on like, new clothes... or haircuts?
 Oh, thank you, Brian!  I thought it came out nice.
LOCKED: Need 7 Stars
LOCKED: Need  13 Stars
Fart: Lay Down a Huge Fart to Stun Your Enemies
Locate the snipers nest
TEAM EVIL WINS!
Item Wheel
Unlocked at Start.
Saved game deleted.
ГЛABHOE MEHЮ
 I have to warn you: I may spit up all over you.
 Waaa!  Waaa!  Baby want anal!
Quick Weapon 1
Quick Weapon 2
Quick Weapon 3
Quick Weapon 4
Quick Weapon 5
Quick Weapon 6
P2, WHERE DID YOU GO?
Taunt over the body of a player you just killed
Welcome to Money Shots!
Take pictures of girls partying in windows!
Find and take photos of ALL the girls
Once all of the photos are taken, get back to your car.
Wow, maybe I am a sports guy after all.
Yeah-ha!  Deal with that, bitches!
Cage free, farm dead.
Go cluck yourself.
I'm sorry, I am just much higher up on the food chain than you.
The float is parked behind the Sorority House
Disable security system for skylight to gain access to the building
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Steal Tap
The selected Storage Device is unavailable. Please select another Storage Device or continue without saving. If you choose to continue without saving, your progress will not be saved.
Eew!  You got pooo!
Ya'll need to get off this ship, lickety split!
No Cheese, Please
 You'll do what I say because I'm the sassy black nurse and I said so.
Hey, guys, I'm not sure if you know this, but team good is taking over the hell out of the control point.
Good team is taking over the control point!  I repeat, good team is taking over the control point!
Team Good is taking over!
Evil Team, defend the control point from team Good!
Use the cannons, silly!
Shoot them ships with the cannons!
MODIFY
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Repair
Okay, this-- this is embarrassing.
Victory... is not mine.
Brian, don't tell anyone that a guy in a wheelchair killed me.
Please… kill me.
Doodie Freeze
The Greased-Up Deaf Guy is worth 500 points.
Woot!
 Display reticule when not aiming
Cannot respawn until round is over.
Default
Boned
Dude, I Think I'm Dying
Pale Stallion
SWAT
No storage device has been selected.  You will not be able to save game progress.  Would you like to select a storage device now?
COULD NOT SEND CHALLENGE
PETER
Fire those canons at them, boys.  We can't let them board our ship.  I only have enough crab cakes for three!
They can't board our ship if they're dead.  Fire those canons and kill 'em all. Sorry, little carried away there.  Tough afternoon.
Friendly Fire
Hook Up the Speakers at the Nerd Party
The Amish have finally had enough of “outsiders” visiting their town and are on a tourist killing rampage!!  As Brian and Lois, eliminate all of the Amish in town while trying to protect as many tourists as possible.
Player Two. In the lead.
Keep it up, Player Two!
Fires globs of burning hot lava.
GUEST
Evil team picked up the flag!
Hey, y’all need anything yet?!
‘Kay, bye!
The big one can heal by drinking beer
Don't let him see you.  Hide and attack!
You ready?!
Get ready for some action!
Get your game face on!
Shoot down the balloons, they were free anyway.
Find some more ballons to destroy!В  And you owe me for those bullets.
Fullscreen
Good team picked up the flag!
RESTART AS GUEST
A hospital this big has to have another way in
You've shut out the other team from scoring in Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy
None
Destroy billboards
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Grab Gear
Dual Revolvers
Eh, I hated that one anyways.
You sons-of-bitches!  Do you know what it costs to take these things to the vet?
Animal cruelty!  Animal cruelty!
Not him!  He's the coolest one!
Disable the Skylight Security
Kill all enemies in wave 3
Humiliation is a great way to earn bonus cash; taunt over the fallen bodies of your foes!
Lois and Meg have great buffs for team play, use them to get an upper hand.
End conditions can be time based or points.
Use supply portals to buy new weapons and items.
Use supply portals to buy new weapons and items.
Pickup and use special items to get an advantage.
Health and other pickups respawn over time, remember where they are.
LOAD FAILED!
Time to be bad!
Are you sure you want to purchase this multiplayer map?
Talk to Lisa
Talk to Mort
Crossbow
Are you sure you want to buy this costume?
Survive as many rounds as possible to maximize your score.
Every 10 rounds, the enemies will get incrementally harder.
Between each round, upgrade your weapons and equipment at supply portals.
You only have one life in Multiverse Madness, so don't die.
At least one member of the team must survive in order to advance to the next round.
Team work is essential in this mode, have a group mentality.
Look for the spawn teleporter effect to gauge where the enemies could come from.
Lois and Meg's syringe gun can heal team members.
Beware of suicide elves, they do massive damage.
Waiting to Reload…
Keep your eyes on the windows, enemies could be up there.
Don’t hurt the tourists.
Kill too many tourists and you will fail the challenge.
Your health is limited, die and its game over.
Kill flaming arrow archers in the sniper towers.
You only have one life, so don't die.
There is no time limit in this challenge.
Windowed
Teasure chests contain a lot of money, so grab it and buy some upgrades.
Focus fire on the commanders, they are dangerous.
Once a team has capture a Control Point, it cannot be turned again.
You don’t need to stay in a Control Point to earn points.
Keep opposing teams from canceling your Control Points.
Control Points can be canceled when any member of the opposing team stand on it.
Commanders have a weak spot on their back.
Clip Size
<img src="treasureChest.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />PIRATE GOLD!

Collect the Pirate's Gold.
Lockdown
CONTINUE
Hold {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} to Select Your Weapon
Complete Story mode.
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 Building stuff must be like their cocaine.
 I've seen girls on the internet that have had that same thing happen to them.
CONGRATULATIONS!!  You Survived to 3 Stars!
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ITEM LOCKED
Blows s*** up!
Alright, it's time to face Long John Peter.  Win and get your little device thingy back.  Lose and… I don't know what happens if you lose.  I guess you just try again.
Retrace your steps to get back to the barn.
CASH EARNED
 I do this to get tired before bed!
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Tap Keg
 Where do you think a guy can poop around here?
 Well, you gotta give it to these guys. They keep on trying.  I know I wouldn't.
 Man. I could go for a drink right now.
 I hope there's no crippled dogs here. Those things weird me out.
 They…. They can't hear us, right?
 They get around better than I thought they would.
<img src="treasureChest.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />PIRATE GOLD!

Collect the Pirate's Gold.
CONTROLS
Shatter
Thank you so much for saving me! Do you require kisses for what you’ve done?
Okay. ‘Cause I didn't wanna have to kiss you.  But I will.

You guys go. I got a score to settle with this guy.
Number of Captures
Cannot sign in with this profile. Not online.
TEAM EVIL IS WINNING!
 Brian, look!  It's a multiverse portal! We can use it to bring stuff back from home any time we want.
Locate all 10 Crudely Painted Not-So-Funny Plywood Cutout Folk Art
This game is paused.
You defeated 10 enemies with a melee weapon
You picked up an Ipecac!
RESET ACTIVITY
Syringe Gun
Kill all enemies in wave 2
OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
Guard?  Guard?  Guard ? Guard?  Guardie?  Guardie?  Guarda?   Guard?  Guard? Hi.
Heya, I'm a tryin' out a my Italian-a accent-a.  Whattaya think-a a my Italian-a accent-a?
We're not crashing… we're sinking!
Switch Previous Weapon
Destroy all of the piГ±atas in the "It's All Greek to Me" level
Kill the vans to stop the Enforcers from coming out!
 Look at this place, it's anarchy. I guess this is what happens when douchbags become way too entitled. We gotta stop 'em.
 Come on, Stewie, we gotta find someone who can fix the remote.
Seamus
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The save data does not belong to this user profile. You will not be able to load this game because it belongs to another user.
We Be Clubbing
Ooh, you gots a shotgun.  Don't turn it on yourself though.  That'd be sad.
{var:UICancelImage}
Saving and achievement unlocking is now disabled. You can re-enable saving by returning to the title screen and re-loading your save.
Go check out that vortex
Cell Locked
We're closing in on Long John Peter's boat on the BOW side!!! I'm gonna pull along side...
Complete "Town Hall Beating" Challenge on HARD difficulty.
Unlocking door…
It's going to take more than that to defeat Mayor West's evil security system!
Evil Enforcers….ATTACK!
Locate each crane control to lift the crates out of the way
Defeat the Threatening Fratboys
Buy everything in the Store
Brian, he can't hear you scream.  Remember… we're in space...
Destroy all the Plywood Cutout Folk Arts
Y'alls probably gonna find the Mayor over at City Hall.  Maybe while you there you can see if they's havin' any civil union ceremonies.
Default
Stewie Sings and Swings
Sexy Party
Stewie Kills Lois
Gold Suit
SWAT
Diaper
Evil
Don't let the T-Rex destroy the Griffin house
Are you sure you want to delete your saved game? All progress associated with your game will be lost.
You're entering a world of pain!
That baby boy locked this door.  Y'alls gonna have to find another way into the master control room.
ITEMS
No. I get Stewie weapons, you get the boring stuff. That’s what we’re doing.
Luckily, I just updated my multiverse remote, so I have tracking software now. We’ll be able to follow every move he makes. Hang on, Bri. We’re going… Back to the Multiverse!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Open Window
TROUBLE IDENTIFYING PLAYER
It's nice to sneak in a twenty minute nap!  They call it a power nap, but I call it a super power nap!
Skull Storm
TEAM EVIL
Brian, I bet if you wrote a book about space, it would be called Personal Space.
The cover would be you with a smug grin on your face with your arms crossed.  That's so you.  You suck.
Why are you walking like that?
I don't know.  Something's different.  Just fix it.
Kill all enemies in wave 3
MUSIC VOLUME
Press {var:UIFGUY_Melee} or {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to MELEE
Slingshot
Pulling…
Hey, Brian, what do you call a Latino Ch—
Oh, come on!  I was gonna say that, you dick.  I don’t do that kind of stuff to you.
I know what you're gonna say at dinner when we get back.
You're gonna be all like, No thanks. I think I've had enough chicken for a while.  And I know you're gonna say that 'cause you suck.
Shut out the other team from scoring in Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy
Use the floating cameras to photograph girl.
DEFAULT
IF BOTH PLAYERS DIE IN A ROUND, ITS GAME OVER!
TIME'S UP!!!
You've completed all secondary objectives
Get to the float and put the jackets there so we can frame the other frat.
You have to destroy the float, you guys! Brian, use your molotov cocktail. Now leave the jackets there so the girls think the other frat did it.
If you put the jackets by the float, we can frame the other frat.
You have to destroy the float, you guys!  Brian, use your molotov cocktail.
Brian, use your molotov cocktail to destroy the float and put the jackets there so we can frame the other frat.
The save file appears to be damaged and cannot be loaded.
{var:UIFGUY_Right}
{var:UIFGUY_GrenadeSwitchNext}
You are a formidable foe, but you won't be getting into the master contol room this way!
Kill all enemies in wave 1
{var:UIFGUY_GrenadeSwitchPrev}
Find a way to the forest through the cornfield.
Perform a multi-kill with a grenade
Reduce cooldown amount for Stewie's Turret ability
<img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
1
2
3
4
5
6
 I can do anything you can!
Chickens in Space
Find the Next Elevator to Get Inside
I can't believe he doesn't remember me.
I'd do it but I feel a cold coming on, thanks.  Come back here when you're done, but take your time.  I'm gonna go take an eight hour nap.
Obsessed
Take 8 Photos of Party Girls Before Time is Up.
MOVE FARTHER BACK WITHIN THE PLAY SPACE.
BRIAN
RETRY
The Wii Balance Board is not operating correctly.
Now, you gotsta flip that switch, then ride the elevator down below.  Once inside,  yous got's hurry and destroy all them gas tubes.  Good luck!
Barn is where Bertram's war machine is being built
Neighborhood's changin', Bri.
Aw, I want one of those.
You know it's gonna take forever for the town to clean this all up.
PLAYER NOT IDENTIFIED
Stupid-ass birds
Oh, I want to keep some of the feathers!
Where's your wingman?
Dodge+
 You know, not everyone gets to be killed by a published author.
 Beware of the dog, bitch.
 Stewie, what's the kill count up to? Oh, he's sleeping.
 Boy, these guys keep on coming. Eh, nothing else going on, I guess.
 Sorry, no heaven, pal.  Shoulda used computers. They're awesome.
 Know why? Don't bark. Talking dog.
 Nice sunglasses, ya cooch.
 Boy, I must be gay, 'cause I'm  takin' out tons of guys.
 One more for Stewie.
 You know, I'm getting really good at this.
 Poor guy. Never saw it comin'.
Look at that evil team.  They're taking over that control point like pros.
Hey, team good?  You just gonna sit there and let that evil team take over the control point?
Yo, good team.  You need to defend that control point, pronto.
Defend the control point from the Evil team!
Competitive and cooperative multiplayer
Yeah!  Tell the vacuum he's next!
You know, I could go for a drink after that.
Hey, find something you can make noise with and the guard'll come in there to stop you. That's when ya make your move.
Kill all enemies in wave 2
Yay!  You gots a tube man to distract people with!
Rescue 5 People before the Timer runs out.
Repairing…
Nerds!
Me hit you hard!
Oh, you weenises are in big trouble now!
You got some cajones coming in here, amigo!
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Oh, no!  Looks like you can't get by 'cause of all them crates!  Find the controls and you can lift them crates right out of your way!
A walking teddy bear mine that hugs your enemies into oblivion
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} or Bang on the Gate {var:UIFGUY_Melee} to Annoy the Guard
You completed the "No Place Like Home" level
STEWIE
Brian, Stewie, you’re alive! Yay, we’re saved!
PRIMARY OBJECTIVE
Yeah, team e-vil!
Point, team evil!
Another one for evil!
Good job, evil.
Alright, almost home, Bri. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, I just had... like wicked deja vu.
No, you don’t get it. It’s a past life thing, Brian. I was here. In another time.
You shut up.
Oh my god...
I don’t understand. How did-- we went everywhere he did.
See, that’s how an assistant should be, Brian.
Ehh, you’re pretty much my assistant.
Here you go.  There will be charge for that.
I don't usually give out free samples you know.
If you can talk to the captain and tell him to not go over all the bumps, I'd appreciate it.
No!  Tell 'em not to hurt me!
LOCKED! Set the Charges First!
Someone please help! Goddamn fratboys!
Go ahead and pick up them lil' handicap placards. If you get 'em all, you gets gonna get a gift.
Bear Speed
No Place Like Home
You picked up a Rupert-In-The-Box!
Haha!  Thar be no escape from Long John Peter! Unless  you run, I can't run too good.
Attack!
Arrg! If ye want anything done right, ye have to do it ye self.
Fire at will! I hate that guy, Will.
I've been defeated.  Now I'm sad.
P2, TRY AGAIN
 Hey, guys, this is, um… this is for research. I'll see ya.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Open Sleep Chamber
<img src="controllerSymbol_B.tif" width="48" height="48" vspace="-6" />
Headshots
Don't hurt me!
You just knocked over all my thick magazines!
This is my margarita time!
Stay away, I'm fragile!
Help! I need to get to Vegas!
Find the Next Door to Get Inside
Family GUY: BTTM trophy set
SFX VOLUME
Pop All the Nerdy Balloons
Defeat the Lummox to Get the Gates Open
An all purpose, rapid-fire pistol
Step 1: Hold to charge. Step2: Release to fire. Step 3) Laugh maniacally
 Crap. Somebody better update my blog and tell everyone I'm dead.
 Well, it's over. Don't really care anymore.
 Can someone just shoot me up with a bunch of heroin or somethin', that's kinda how I've always wanted to go.
Kill all enemies in wave 1
Hurry up and find a way in!  I just got over a case of the sniffles.  I don't want to get 'em again.
Health Pack: Fully Heals You
Tourists
PURCHASE
STATUS
Press and hold {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} to access Brian and Stewie's unique weapons
IF THIS IS NOT YOU, CHOOSE ANOTHER GAMER PROFILE OR PLAY AS A GUEST.
Herbert
Use the floating cameras to photograph girls.
You completed the "Chicken Fight!" level
Does anyone have any hand sanitizer?  This place is pretty gross.
Okay, I'm convinced, my boat's going to be a sailboat.
Brian, will you take sailing lessons with me when this is over?
Total Kills
SCREEN
Brian, snap a picture of Dad, would ya? That's a great gift for him. Put it in a nice frame… you know?
Brian, look, I'm jumping like a black guy!
Oh, weird.  Are these Sean Jean?  I'll tell ya, that Puff Daddy's doing something right.
Rescued
Defeat Crippletron
Stick to the base.  Going out into the field is a sure fire way to get KILLED!
Shatters your enemies the moment they are frozen
 Yeah, I know, Brian. All this… this is what I do.
 Keep your eye out for of these portals, Brian. They could be useful.
Mouse 1
WELCOME BACK!
Santa's Sweatshop
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Score retrieval failed. No free memory to make the call.
Score retrieval failed. Trying to start disabled connection.
Score retrieval failed. Bad start data.
Score retrieval failed. No GameSpy Profile made. Trying to create one now.
Score retrieval failed. Issues starting.
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Score retrieval failed making your profile. Network is disabled.
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Score retrieval failed making your profile. Unable to be made.
Score retrieval failed making an enumerator.
Unable to connect to the Internet. Confirm the Internet settings of the Wii console.
Score retrieval failed after submitting. Network transmission error.
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Score retrieval failed after submitting. Network not ready.
Score retrieval failed after submitting. Network timeout on submission.
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Pulling lever…
Got him!  Now I really want to chase his tail.
Nice!  I really want to bury one of its bones when we kill it.
Great shot!  Can I take a break and smell its butthole?
Oh my god!  When I hit it, it farted!
Can I get a treat for that?
<img src="enemy.tif" width="32" height="32" vspace="-6" />
Chicken Fight!
Brian we have to find all of these.  I'm the only one who can have a Rupert.
Brian, we have to keep them away!
Get down here, you dick!
Oh, so this is where all the letters to Santa go.
Looks like those brain-dead little freaks have some problem solving skills.
Rocket Launcher
Mercy Kill!
"There's No Place Like Home" Art
Power Driller
{var:UIFGUY_Reload} RELOAD
Earn extra cash in additional sidequests for 1 to 2 players.
QUICKDRAW
Use them codes to get through that gate!
Use them codes to get through them big doors!
MISSION FAILED
SURVIVE AS MANY ENEMY WAVES AS POSSIBLE!
Let's go. Those sorority chicks are going to be pissed.
Taunt 5 times in a row with Peter
VORTEX LIMIT
Long John Peter
Boy
Ezekiel
Joe Swanson
Long John Peter
Man
MEG
Runner
Opening…
Evil Stewie is vulnerable when he's not totally within the tank
The space station is infested with chickens
It's official.  Player Three is on a killing spree.
+50 Health
You guys are my heroes! Can I give you a backrub?
 Nice helmet, dick.
 Why do people think camoflauge works?  I can totally see all of you.
 You're fighting for nothing, chump.
 I kinda liked having him around.  He was mean, but he made things a little more interesting.
 Never trust a man obsessed with cats.
Ooh, a fight! My allergies are acting up for some reason!
Pssh.  White people always blamin' us for bringin' down their property values.  It's the damn babies with guns that's the problem.
Damn, that's one big lizard.   I doubt anybody got a terrarium big enough for that thing.
You completed the "Chickens In Space" level
Switch between Brian and Stewie 10 times in Story Mode
Yay, I'm free. I might write a killer script about all this!
First Blood
Main Menu
Unlock by collecting all photos in "It's All Greek To Me".
Carl: Ah man, get out of this cell. Reminds me of that Redemption movie...I can help with REPAIRS.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Collect Placard
Earn 9 Challenge Stars.
MEMORY CARD slot 1
MEMORY CARD slot 2
Challenge Mode
Complete the "Long John Peter" level
Chickens in Space
If you're keeping score at home, Player Two just had a triple kill.
CHANGE GAMER PROFILE
Hey, Stewie? Look, something came up.I’m not gonna be able to do the picnic today.
Yyyyyeah.
Okay. Okay. I think I got it.
Well, what are we supposed to do?
You think-- you think maybe I can use one of your ray guns?
Fine. But how are we gonna find him? He could be anywhere, right?
Captures
Carl: Time to fix, fix, fix…
Take the stolen tap back to the Nerd party to tap the keg
Does this mean I was bad?
Well, at least it's a cool story.  How'd Stewie die?  Santa killed him.
You better not eat me, Brian.
Saw Blade Thrower
Go steal those, but don't say my name if you get caught.
GOOD is Capturing a Control Point
HACTPOЙKИ
Peter!  Peter, get down from there!
Whoa, this is awesome!
Thank God I can take these off. I really don't want to be the dog wearing accessories.
Stewie, why can't you make weapons like that?  Aren't you supposed to be a genius?
SYNOPSIS:
Here, hang onto this.
Close your mouth, Bri!
Frag out!
AAH!!  It’s a DUDE!
OK
ENEMY DAMAGE & HEALTH INCREASED X 1.5!!!
Don’t shoot the civilians.
Shoot too many civilians and you will fail the challenge
You cannot leave a room until it is clear of enemies.
Watch the timer, if it expires the challenge is failed.
Die and it is game over. In co-op, if both players die, it is game over.
Shoot the trapped people before they burst for a bonus.
Shoot the eggs before they hatch to keep the chickens from attacking.
Clear the space station before the timer runs out.
Increase Clip Size
Hey, guys, there's a six pack in my trunk and I need it, for, um, survival.
Guys, am I gonna die?
Knock over the watchtower.
Fellas, I'm happy to help.  For a price.
Don't think anything I do is out of the kindness of my heart.  You gotta pay me, you bastards.
Special delivery for two annoying bitches!
You're going to need to sign for that!
You're going to get everything you asked for!
I hope this was on your list!
Here you go, little one.
You killed TOO many civilians!
PRESS <img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> TO PLAY
Are you sure you want to buy this attribute?
LOADING PROFILE…
Basher
He just wants to find a friend and boom.
CHRIS
You completed the "Santa's Sweatshop" level
You must be connected to PlayStationВ®Network to access online features of this title.
A severe gas leak will cause the emergency exit to open automatically
You gotta shoot off them tacky rocket launchers!
Alright, you asked for it.
I'm starting to think you're not so dumb after all.  Here, use this.
Open your mouth and close your eyes, get ready for a big surprise!
Quiet them alarms!  They's gonna wake Jeffrey!  I promised him he could sleep in!  He's dealing with a lawsuit at work.
Peter has TWO weapons, be sure to switch between them.
Watch the windows Peter, snipers can kill Lois quickly.
If Lois dies, it is game over.
Getting hit while disarming a bomb will reset the disarm process.
To get between the two buildings, use the crane controls.
Lois, don’t forget to use your invisibility.
If you crack open that egg and let that chicken-bully beat some peoples up.
Grabbing…
Yeah, of course I did it.
Alright, it's tit for tat.  I'll take a tit.
Haha.  I'm-- I'm a pretty good dog.
Maybe I get a little vag to go along with all these accomplishments.
Boy, this "Brian" guy knows what he's doing, huh?
Okay, I can have a swig from my flask now, right?
I don't know if I'm the best at every thing. Huh.
Would you mind if I humped your leg just for like a couple minutes?
Alright, okay, settle down.
I don't know what to say.  I'm a winner, folks.
Santa's Sweatshop
Get over there now, ya idiot!  The control point has spawned!
Hurry up, pal!  The control point's just spawned!
Don't just sit there on your ass!  The control point just spawned!
Control point spawned!
Y'alls gonna have to turn on them sludge valves again if you wants to move forward.
Wait! Y’all didn’t visit the gift shop! They make they own preserves!
Activating scaffold...
I take it there's no HR department.
I kind of imagine this is what China is like.
I wonder if they have an office Christmas party.
Hey, Brian, I bet I'm bigger than most of them.
Why do these elves make me want to kill Dutch people?
There's reindeer feces everywhere.
It sure smells like a sweat shop in here.
Boy, all this snow and yet none of the kind of snow I want, huh?  You know? Cocaine?  Anybody?  You guys suck.
They just look like Southerners
Tiny little guys, aren't they?
Score
Set
SPLIT SCREEN
1. To win, survive all waves of Pirates.
2. Play only as Peter and Death.
3. You will only have melee weapons.
4. Health is limited.
5. Protect your ship from too much damage.
6. If you die, it's game over.
 Stewie, Stewie, I hit him! I mean, yeah, yeah, pfft, yeah, I got him.
 Oh!  From way downtown!
Find All the Ruperts.
Defend Player 1 from Attacking Agents!
You've picked up a health pack!
Alright, we’re back in our universe. Looks like we landed at the Quahog Airport. No sign of Bertram, but I’m sure he’s headed straight for Spooner Street.
Oh, crap. Looks like they snuck into our portal somehow.
Nah, he's got this, Brian. This is, like, his thing, you know. Alright, come on! We gotta get home as fast as we can!
UNFORMATTED
Kill a member of your own team
"It's All Greek To Me" Art
"Something's Amish" Art
"Handicapable" Art
"Pussy Whipped" Art
"No Cheese, Please" Art
"Legend of Long John Peter" Art
"Santa's Sweatshop" Art
"Chickens in Space" Art
"Chicken Fight!" Art
{var:UIFGUY_Down}
Fire Cannons at the Attacking Ships
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ESCAPED WITH THE PHOTOS!
(PAINED GROAN)
Complete Story mode.
Ok nobody laugh at me. There's been a tragedy, people. This isn't funny! Let's be adults about this!
{var:UIFGUY_Fire}
Throw with R2, detonate with L2. Seriously great.
A walking teddy bear mine that hugs your enemies into oblivion
You know what to do, boys: Kill that big old hen.
Infinite ammo off.
C'mon!  Vamanos!  You's gots to get to City Hall.
Burn holes through your enemies from long range
Freeze your enemies, then smash them to bits
Press START button to begin.
{var:UIFGUY_Jump}
OUT OF AMMO
W-Wait, hold on. Will someone please tell me what the hell is goin' on here?
No storage device has been selected.  You must first select a storage device before performing this operation.
{var:UIFGUY_Left}
Those aren't boos you're hearing.  They're chanting Stew!
Anti Tank Rifle
You completed the "Long John Peter" level
Plasma Launcher
PRESS {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} TO INTERACT
Voodoo Dolls
Collect All of the Pieces of Eight
This time it's personal
Ah, look, some non-pirates for me to be piratin' against.
I don't want you playing on my ship.
You're gonna be chum soon, chums. Aha!
Shoot the cannons from both sides of the ship.
Kill all enemies in wave 3
 Crippletron. Hang on, Stewie. This could get gross.
 B-b-b-b-b-busssss!
 Yeah, he-- he's not too happy with us right now.
Mayday, bitch!
Chickens just were not meant to fly.
Adjust sound effects volume
Feed The Sharks
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} or {var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow} to charge up and unleash the BLOCK BREAKER
Long John Peter
Tap {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch}  to quickly switch between Stewie's or Brian's weapons
Gerbil Launcher
Alright, now remember what that little orange-haired brat said: These folks is buildin' a weapon, so y'all need to find it!
WAITING FOR OTHER PLAYER
Purchase new looks for your campaign characters
Peter and  Death are under assault from waves of Pirates on Seamus’ ship.  Defend the ship from all the waves to survive.
Activate the escape capsules to send your captured friends home
TK'er!
AIM SENSITIVITY
 Looks like Quahog was vaporized or something.
 Why are saying it like that? That's not how you say ruined.
 What do you call the remains of ancient Greek structures.
 Say ruined.
 Ruined.
 Ruined.
 Dumbass.
Take 6 Photos of Party Girls Before Time is Up.
This is why I hate Christmas.
Tell Santa he can kiss my ass.
I'm getting pretty tired of all these friggin' elves!
Health is limited, so be careful and take out all enemies with as few tourists casualties as possible.
Confetti Shield
ROUND TIME
Bank:
 I hope you believed in this war.
 Mission not accomplished, dick.
 Shoulda paid attention in training.
 I couldn't stand that guy.
 One less politician to hate.
Take 6 Photos of Party Girls Before Time is Up.
Reroute the tracks to bring explosives to the dam
Replay missions from your saved campaign
We're about ten minutes and counting here.
Copy that, fox poo.
I told you, I don't like that name.
Please repeat, fox poo. Please repeat.
Cooldown Time
Santa's office is inside the toy factory at the top.
Go to the frat house in the cul-de-sac. You need to steal their speakers.
I need the speakers quick.В  It's silent at my party. People aren't even talking to each other.
You completed the "No Cheese, Please" level
Now let's burn all them Magic Trees down and cut off they wood supply.
Stars Earned
DEATHMATCH:
New Costume Now Available for Purchase
Find More Powerful Weapons
LOAD SUCCESSFUL!
Kill 500 enemies using Brian
Kill all enemies in wave 2
Kill all 30 Enemies with less than 6 tourists killed.
Items (while Weapon Wheel held)
Watch out!  Them sharp shooters is trying to harm y'alls!  Get rid of them so you can scurry across.
Get that greasy guy!
Guys! The Greased-Up Deaf Guy spawned!
Look sharp, everyone!  Time to go get that Greased-Up Deaf Guy!
Go find that greasy mess!
Get that slippery weirdo!
SAVE DELETE FAILED!
Well everyone still seems to be fine.  The fat man's just drinking a beer and watching the world get destroyed.
Hey, Brian.  You might want to step it up, too.
Brian!  Shoot the gas tank! Sorry, I thought that'd be cooler in slow-motion.
 We need you to help our fraternity throw a better party. We've been standing around complaining for hours but that doesn't seem to be a party to the Gentiles.
Acquiring ammunition…
Open the exhaust port door
Kill all 50 Enemies with less than 4 tourists killed.
Assassinate the Rival Mayor
 I want ice cream!
 Toby, get away from that, it's not a toy!
 Folks, if you are here to pick up your handicapped stickers, I'm sorry to say that we are currently out of them.
 Kill him!
Find out where they're getting the resources to build that weapon.
GOOD is Destroying EVIL's Control Point
FORMAT CANCELED
No Cheese, Please
First player or team to the max score or with the highest score when the timer runs out WINS!
Collect $50,000 in Story Mode
{var:UIFGUY_ObjectivesMenu} CONTINUE
The Wii Balance Board is not operating correctly.
Brian?  If we don't make it out of this, I just want you to know… I love you.
You're not gonna say it back?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like it's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I could teach you,
But I'd have to charge.
Are you sure you want to buy this ugprade?
WAVE
Gentlemen, your people are known for making goods that are built to last. What I need from you is a weapon. The likes of which no one has ever seen!
Well, I have something here that might change your mind.
I happen to know that you’ve depleted all of your forests. So I’ve engineered these rapid-growth tree seeds that will supply you with all the wood you’ll ever need.
Terrific. Oh, one more thing.
These two might try to stop you. If you see them, I want you to shoot to kill.
Hahaha! Stewie Griffin, prepare to be destroyed!
The save file associated with this Gamer Profile is corrupted. By selecting CONTINUE, the save file will be overwritten.
Infinite Ammo
CINEMATIC VOLUME
You've destroyed all of the piГ±atas
Chase down the fratboy who has Lisa's photograph
I'm gonna eat you for breakfast.
<img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="46" height="46" vspace="-8" />
OBJECTIVES
SIGN IN?
Complete the "It's All Greek To Me" level
So, I hear you got a problem with me helpin' that other baby.В  Well, it just so happens he's paying us a buttload of money to take you down.В  Hope you guys are ready to hurt!
Attack!В В В В В  Or… do-- you know, just do what you can, fellas.В
Complete Story mode.
You completed the "Pussy Whipped" level
Line 'em up and kill them all!
Day Labor
Use Brian or Stewie's Power-Up with {var:UIFGUY_SpecialAbility}
Stun Gun
Change Weapon
Get ready!
Here we go!
They're coming!
Let's do this!
The environment lighting is too bright. Please try to reduce the environment lighting. Then proceed to hold your PlayStationВ®Move motion controller level, viewable by the PlayStationВ®Eye camera, and press the Move button.
Money Shots
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
Who build floats?  This is a weird college.
This is great! These whores are going to be so pissed.
Wow, looks like crappin' in your diaper finally paid off for ya.
Hey, throw those dirty diapers at someone else. I'm sure as hell not touching them.
Protect your ship from the Pirate Hordes.
Unlock All Costumes
Kill all enemies in wave 1
Enemies
Find the Hidden Pirates' Booty
SURVIVE THE WAVES - STAR **
SURVIVE THE WAVES - STAR ***
 Ooh, I can help you get that fixed.  But I will require a service in return that is worth more than the service I will be providing you with.
Slightly Wobbly Overused Crappy Beat Up Wheelchairs. Slightly Wobbly Overused Crappy Beat Up Wheelchairs. Slightly Wobbly Overused Crappy Beat Up Wheelchairs.
Hi I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Slightly Wobbly Overused Crappy Beat up Wheelchair Emporium and Warehouse.
Due to a struggling economy and a general lack of interest in inflatable plastics.
I'm currently overstocked on thousands of Slightly Wobbly Overused Crappy Beat Up Wheelchairs and I'm passing the savings onto you!
TEAM GOOD CAPTURED A FLAG!
What the-- do you have any idea how much tv's cost in space?!
Hey!  Those are expensive, numb nuts!
Disable All the Alarms in this Area
Knitting Needler
Health Pool
One or more downloadable content packages appear damaged or unreadable. Please re-download the downloadable content packages.
Pussy Whipped
KINECT GUIDE
WWIAFTM
Save Complete.
Can't fire your guns without ammo.
Look at you , reloading.
Alright, finally gettin' the hang of this.
Yeah!  Reload-a-rino!
Load 'em up, bitch.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Hack Security System
Commanders
IT'S A TIE!
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Detonate Explosives
Player Three wins.
ENTER NAME
ACTION
What? What is it?
It’s probably ‘cause we’re constantly arriving in new places.
Oh, would you shut up.
Stewie, look!
We’re-- we’re too late. He’s doing it. Bertram’s really going to destroy our universe.
I’m not your assistant.
Picked up a Boom Bear!
Alright. Okay, the line was good. But... if you’re gonna do that, you’ve gotta hit your target on the first shot. But overall, better. Much better. You’re learning.
But as for you...
Oh, you’ve got the wrong idea. I’m-- I’m not gonna kill you.
No. Your little buddy here is.
Uch, why do you bleach your upper lip? Just wax it, you’re not fooling anyone.
Well, Bri, we did it. We stopped Bertram and everybody’s safe.
Well- I mean, they could. But I think we'll just have to wait and see how much money this makes.
Perform 3 head shots in a row
Oh, look!  A human cockfight!  Come on, guy on the left!
Alright, Bri.  We gotta destroy all of these tubes!
{var:UIFGUY_Taunt}
Dual SMGs
Yeah, I know, Brian.  All this…  this is what I do.
Keep your eye out for of these portals, Brian.  They could be useful.
You've successfully killed Vernon
Change your save/load location
SPECTATE
Find a way to escape the town.
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Last Minute Shoppers".
DEATH
Oh, wow, so that famed red nose is just from boozing.
 Oh, no, Brian!  That was Vernon, the guy from the employee of the month thing.
I feel like it's good to be some Asians, but not good to be most Asians.
The eyes are targets. Can it get any more obvious?
Brian, do any of those say Stewie on it?
Crap, they've got bombs in their bags!
Employee of the Month
Get to the Roof
You got lucky this time!
Don't worry, I'll get you sooner or later!
Haha!  Wrong door, idiots!
Whoopsies!
 If you two see any crows, tell 'em I'm gonna kick their ass.
 I don't just scare crows, you know. Lady bugs'd crap if they saw me out here.
One Shot Kills
WEAPON UPGRADES
CREATE SAVED GAME
Dude, wait until my bros see these nasty pictures of you!
Nice nips.
I'd bang that when I'm blacked out.
Wow, someone should buy her a razor.
I'd say she's a low seven.
Get those guys!  They're with the nerds!
You want the pictures?! Come and get 'em! I already yanked it to them anyway.
These two dorks just won't quit.
For God sake I’m already shooting at a fifth grade level.
Ok, now remember to play it cool -- act like you belong here
I'm having a fat chick party back here.
Alright, so which one of y'all ain't got my herpes yet.
You up for a little Exit Pollin'?
You know where I got that nipple ring? Ol' straddlin' Madeline Albright gave it to me.
Ok the coast is clear!
Clap, clap A little service here.
Uh oh -- hang on, maybe I can fix this.
Talk to me goose…you’re my eyes goose.
Please don’t call me that.
That's right, you're all ripe for parody.  Hahahaha!
Hold a direction and Press {var:UIFGUY_SpecialAbility} to DASH
 I would love to just sniff the hell out of that corn field.
 And… I'll just take a couple of these buds for myself.
 Wow, those seeds Bertram brought are great.  You-- you don't think he could  genetically engineer, like a nineteen-year-old girl, who doesn't say much, do you?
Look at that,  you gots one of them smelly Russian street bombs.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to Fire or Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Exit
The Wii Balance Board is operating normally.
Complete Story mode.
I bet y'all can get in through that skylight over there. Nothin' better than natural light.
"No Cheese, Please" Cinematics Unlocked
Of course I know who wins.  I'm not tellin' you, ya schmuck.
Let's get speakers from that house. Their party has music.
Hey, Brian, we're stealing a lot of things today.
I think the nerds are in trouble.  Come on, Brian, lets help them.
Are you sure you want to quit? All unsaved progress will be lost.
Traverse the space station surface to reach the laboratory elevator
Fellas! We need to get off this ship! I-I mean, if that's cool with you guys. I-I-I don't wanna step on any toes.
To Rescue
Least points scored in a game
Y'all gonna have to coax some security codes out of that guard.
Oh, poo!  Another secure area?!  You's gonna have to get a new set of codes, y'all!
Are you sure you would like to create a new saved game? All previous unsaved progress will be lost.
{var:UIFGUY_Reload}
 Later, brah.
 Man, these chicks are insane!
 Bigger they are, harder they die.
Enemies
Locate the Amish Wood Supply
You hung around the room with Quagmire in a baby costume for 30 seconds
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Collect Blueprint
Shoot the cars in the T-Rex's mouth
 I wonder what they feel and what they don't.
I hope nobody's video taping this.
That's what I call poppin' a wheelie!
I think that one voided himself before and after he died.
You picked up a Pawtucket Patriot Ale!
Go on and jump your way across that sludgy pool.  Just be careful and don't fall in!
Time is limited, keep moving.
Each bomb collected adds time to the clock.
Collect all of the bombs before the timer runs out.
Jumping over the side will result in your death.
You MUST collect all of the bombs before you can leave the factory.
Falling gift boxes may contain enemies or civilians.
Be careful not to shoot the civilian if they pop out of a gift box.
Kill enemies strategically to maximize your time.
Health pickups are located near each bomb.
No
KEY
 Hey!  Do you have any idea how hard it is to form Crippletron?!
 Oh, it is on now, you twerps!
You best use them codes!  That what they there for!  Use them!
Escape the Cell
Escape the Lower Brig Area
Escape the Bottom of the Ship
Defeat Long John Peter's Fleet
Defeat Long John Peter
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER PROFILE OR PLAY AS GUEST.
Guard: Knock it off!
Guard: I said quit it!
Guard: Don't make me come over there!
Guard: OK, that's it. Time to teach you a lesson.
Pervert
Your family's poor! Ah, crap, so's mine.
Yeah, nice teeth, buddy!
No, I'm not doing this.  I'm not saying anything.  Because I don't have to.
Oh, I'm sorry.  Have you ever been published?
Oh, you want me to piss on your carpet, 'cause I will!
Somebody! Anybody! Help! For the love of god, help!
(EXTENDED HORRIBLE PAINED SCREAM)
Dying ends the level
 Hey you two, do you want to pledge to our fraternity?  Here's a Torah and some bacon to rub on your face so you break out.
Defeat Evil Stewie
<img src="controlPoint.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />CONTROL POINT!

Hold a control point to capture it.
Purchase Quagmire.
Survive 15 waves in Multiverse Madness
Dying ends the level
Sign in
What do you think of my new friend, Stewie?!
Not bad, huh?
This is what I call rollin' in style!
Purchase Death.
Get rid of the big guy so I can re-open the gate!
Complete any unfinished business before Mort warps you out of this hell-hole
Hey!  You needs to get back in that stinky space station.
Town Hall Beating
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Someone to Overwatch Me".
Defeat Long John Peter and get back the Universal Remote.
Number of Grenades
They can't board our ship if they're dead.  Fire those canons and kill 'em all. Sorry, little carried away there.  Tough afternoon.
Most flag carriers killed in a game
Come on into my basement, kids.  I'll protect you!
Come on, kids.  I'll protect you!
Ten G's
Paintball Gun
Evil Mayor West
INVERT Y AXIS
Adjust music volume
Magma Gun
Make your enemies puke their guts out.
<img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-8" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_B.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_X.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_Y.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
SELECT
You smashed your opponent into something 20 times in the "Chicken Fight!" level.
Y'all gotta find where they building that weapon!  Clock's tickin', y'all!   I bet these folks don't even have clocks.  Oh no!  They's gonna be late!
Tap the Keg at the Nerd Party
Look at that multiple kill.  Player Three's makin' 'em all fall down today!
 Hold your ground, brothers!  Protect the barn at all costs!
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponTapHint}
A high-powered rifle with a sniper-scope
Collect all 10 Multiverse Remote Blueprints

Do you not have to do that right next to me?
Complete the "Chicken Fight!" level
Activating escape pod…
Hold then Release {var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow} as Stewie to Throw a Poopie Diaper, but don't hold onto it too long!
Wrecking Ball
Here's some bombs, but you have to call me Bomb Man now, okay?
Blow those bad guys to smitherines!  But make sure you clean up all the smitherines.
Just don't go blowing yourself up now.
They'll never take me alive!  Good thing I'm a zombie.
 Hey, don't you schmucks have work to do?
 I don't like to urinate in public places.
The deaf guy's been handled.  Someone's gotta pick up that flag now.
Finally, someone took out the Greased-Up Deaf Guy.  Now pick up that flag, you queers.
Follow the Objective Marker to the control panel
CANCEL
(re-use from show)
<img src="xbox_speech.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
CANCEL SAVE
 Here's some ammo, now go shoot those lame balloons down. Wait until I put my earplugs in!
Unlock all other Trophies found in the game
I'm gonna go 'head and blame that on the size of my hands.
You say one thing, I'm taking my flag, and I'm going home.  Yeah, I own the flag.
What?!  That thing's heavy!  Shut up, it slows me down.
Health Pack
What. Over.
For the record, I don't want to hang out with you anymore when this is over
When this is what, Brian? Over.
I said I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
When this is what? You gotta finish your sentence. Over.
That's it my sentence is over.
Your sentence is what, Brian. over.
My sentence is... wait a minute, I have to say over even if the sentence ends with the word over.
Ends the word what, Brian? Over
You know, you're a jackass.
CHANGE WEAPONS
Dual Flamethrowers
There's gotta be another door to the master control room somewhere.  Don't worry, we's gonna find the back door together.
"Ah, yeah, I was just wondering, uh, mmm, where the newspaper boy was." - Herbert
"I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend, Col. Schwartz." -Chris
"Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner." -Peter
"Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!" -Quagmire
"If you say that's what she said one more time, I'm gonna pop you." -Brian
"If you say that's what she said one more time, I'm gonna pop you." -Brian
"I got a question for you. Why are you still here?" -Quagmire
"Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand." -Peter
"Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off." -Peter
"Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?!" -Brian
"Lois, Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, alright? Mrs. Lockheart, our son…would like to plow you." -Peter
"I'm so AWKWARD!" -Chris
"My name is Chris, I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight and not mention poo…" -Chris
"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal." -Peter
"Peter, I'm not retarded; I'm handicapped." -Joe
"Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. Heh, heh." -Quagmire
Charging the LFG and firing causes the projectile to seek enemies.
Quagmire's land mines can be laid down to damage pursuing foes.
Death's hex circle can stick to surfaces; great way to set up a trap.
"See, this is why I hate clothes shopping. I have no ass. I'm minus an ass!" -Death
"I'd take my sweater off, but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin!" -Brian
"I just want to kill myself! I'm going upstairs right now and eating a whole bowl of peanuts…I'm allergic to peanuts." -Meg
1. To win, get to the final Airlock and kill all enemies on the way.
2. Each room will be locked till ALL enemies are killed.
3. Try not to shoot the civilians.
Available free space: {var:SpaceAvailableString} KB
Will you hold on a second?
Hang on!  I gotta reload, ya dick!
How the hell do you work this thing?
Yeah, I'm probably gonna need some bullets, huh?
Okay, hang on.
Frost Gun
Press the START button to skip
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Aim} to Aim and Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to Fire
CHANGE
STORAGE DEVICE
PRESS <img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-8" /> TO PURCHASE
Taking a photo…
Reload
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Pull Lever
You survived 15 waves in Multiverse Madness
 You should go talk to that sorority girl and see what's the matter.  Also, ask her how much her dad has in his retirement fund.
Make Santa crash by killing his feral reindeer
Press {var:UIFGUY_Melee} to Use Your Melee Attack
Don't forget you brought guns to a knife fight!
Player Four, you've gotten a double kill.  I'm happy for ya.
EVIL has Captured a Control Point
Yay, it's the explodin' bear! Wind him up,  and he'll chase down your enemies and then blow 'em up!
RESUME
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Operate Crank
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Reactivate Power
Ship is dirtier than Mexico.
Need new cleaning supply.  You buy.
Status
Bunch of Chumps
That has to be the float we need to destroy.
CAPTURE THE GUDG
Are you sure you would like to overwrite your previously selected save game? All previous save game progress will be overwritten.
Collect All the Wanted Posters
Start the match
FORMAT FAILED!
1. To win, Lois must plant all of the explosives on the building while Peter protects her.
2. Play only as Peter and Lois.
3. Peter cannot leave the helicopter.
4. Lois has limited health.
5. Peter only has his Beer Launcher and mini gun .
6. If Peter or Lois dies, it's game over.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Lift
MATCH SETTINGS
Player One wins.
Ooh, you got a little deployable teddy bear turret! Now you's gonna do a lot of damage.
Locate the valve that refills the sludge pool
Oh no, Brian... it's Crippletron.В  That is one big ass cripple.
Defeat Long John Peter's fleet of pirates while Seamus attempts to catch up to Long John Peter.
Player Four. In the lead.
Keep it up, Player Four!
 Find the trespassers and feed them to my cats!
 Come on, men!  We are fighting for the all the evil citizens of Quahog!
 If anyone out there is listening, I could go for a nonfat vanilla latte right now.
 Don't fail me, troops!  I can't stand to have my heart broken again!
Don't let those two get to City Hall!  It's my nap time!
 Protect the cat nukes from the intruders!
 Hey, if anyone gets a chance, could you recommend some movies for me to stream?
 I have a dream that all men are created evil!
 Kill the intruders!  Or at least hurt their feelings.
 Hey everyone, if we win this battle there will be a pizza party sleepover at my house tonight.
Why don't you come down here with your reindeer and see what happens?!
I mean, I know the mall Santa's are all dicks, but this is too much.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to unlock gate
Treasure Collected
FORMAT SUCCESSFUL!
 Brian, over here! I need someone to talk to!
 Hey you two, come over here!  I need someone to pretend to talk to, I'm uncomfortable!
 Hey you two, do you want to pledge to our fraternity?  Here's a Torah and some bacon to rub on your face so you break out.
Ooh, I can help you get that fixed.  But I'll require a service in return that's worth more than the service I'll be providing you with. We need you to help our fraternity throw a better party. We've been standing around complaining for hours, but that doesn't seem to be a party to the Gentiles.
Wow you two are really prepared!  Each of you has your own unique weapons set.  Now go on and shoot all those lame balloons down. But please wait till I put my earplugs in.В
GET OUT OF THERE!!!
Guys, quit dilly-dallyin', we gotta find your weapons.  I have a feeling they're with their treasure!
Move Backward
You survived 30 waves in Multiverse Madness
Unlock by shooting all chickens in "Something's Amish".
Eh, he's probably just monkeyin' around-- Crap!В  Brian, get down!В  There's a cat nuke headed straight for the tank!
Okay, see what we learned here?В  When Evil Stewie activates a tank, we have to reprogram it to destroy itself.
{var:UIFGUY_Up}
The good team takes it!
Team Good wins!
Yeah!  Team Good!
Team Good!
BOOM!
Oh yeah!  The 'roids are working!
Ya'll need to get off this ship, lickety split!
None
Dinghies Sunk
Bonus!
Press the {var:UIFGUY_ItemWheel} while viewing the weapons wheel to access special items and abilities.
Welcome home, Stewie!В  So, you idiots thought you could actually stop me, huh? Well, while you were chasing me around the multiverse, my assistant, Gus, was assembling the only army I could every truly rely on... an army of me!
Cartoon Apocalypse
Could not recognize correctly. Step off the Wii Balance Board and press <img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-8" />.
Alright, people, stop goofin' off. The mayor'll be here any minute.
 Hey, Stewie, first one to shoot a guy in the junk, wins.
 Hey, I bet evil sex is pretty hardcore, huh?
 Do what?
Giant Chicken
Shoot the missiles in the air to protect yourself.
Hey, what the hell is the Evil Monkey doing to that radio tank?
Wow, he reprogrammed it to destroy itself!
DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT COMING SOON!
Default
Super Freaky
Wild and Crazy Cleveland
SWAT
Owww!
<img src="controllerSymbol_B.tif" width="46" height="46" vspace="-8" />
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Plant Bomb
Y'alls need to hop across that dirty water like you's lil' bunny rabbits, so put on your cotton ball tails and get goin'!
BERTRAM: What the...?
BERTRAM: I see you've made it this far…
BERTRAM: Let's see you survive this!
The saved game could not be loaded. Retry?
Hey! I’ll be poppin’ up now and then with objectives, and lil’ hints if y’all get stuck. And, if you’s in the mood, I can tell you where all the best farmers’ markets is.
Bye!
Time to leave!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Aim} to aim. Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to shoot.
Oh. Oh. Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. Oh
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohhhh. Yeah! Oh. Yeah! Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh Yea. Ohhh! Oh yeeah! Yeah! Oh. Oh, thank you.
You know if you...ohhh. ohhh...I like it. Ohh, it's so good! It's sooo good! Ohhh!
Yes. Ohhh! Ohhh, that's good. Ohh! You're so good at this. Ohhh!
Aw.  Thanks, Stewie.
We-- We gotta stop Bertram!
Escape the lower area and the ship before it sinks!
Civilians Remaining
ROUND 1
ROUND 2
ROUND 3
ROUND 4
ROUND 5
ROUND 6
ROUND 7
ROUND 8
ROUND 9
You've been defeated by the T-Rex
 Good, you shot all the balloons now-- Ooh look, there's a sorority girl running down the street.   I bet her dad's so rich.
{var:UIFGUY_CannonExit_PIC2}
Quick Reload
Hey. Check this out.
By the way, this is why you pick me.
Alright, get your cameras out, folks.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Repair Cannon
Getting hit while taking a picture cancel the action.
Use team work, have one person take the photo, while the other guard.
Look for the positions of the cameras during the level intro.
Enemies come from doors, photos farthest from doors are least protected.
If you die then it's game over. In co-op, if both players die, it is game over.
Collect all of the photos before the timer runs out.
Destroy all the buoys in the "Long John Peter" level.
Earn 10 stars in Challenge mode
Locate the Laboratory Control Panel
Okay, good. The remote’s working. Bertram was definitely here.
No!
According to the multiverse remote, in this universe, oil supplies were exhausted. The only people who were able to sustain themselves were the Amish, because they weren’t reliant on technology.
Brian, shh! Bertram’s still here.
Seriously? Of all the stunning pictures I’ve taken over the years, that’s the one he gives them? Brian, we’re taking all of those down.
Press the {var:UIFGUY_Pause} button to skip
 You picked the wrong baby to side with.
 Yeah, you like shooting arrows at me?!
 These wack jobs got nothin' on me.
 Put that in your butter and churn it.
 Come on!  Who else wants some?!
 Wow, those cross-fit classes are really starting to pay off.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Reprogram Radar Tank
 Baby y doggy afuera! Afuera!
Floor still wet!  No walk aqui! No walky here!
 Mister Security!  Dog and baby not supposed to be!
Ugly Tastes Terrible
Dodge: Leap Out of Harm's Way
So you're on your way to visit your grandparents, huh?
Kill the last person that killed you
Use them big ol' Howitzers and take back the night, y'all!
Taunt 25 times in any Multiplayer match
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Unlock
You know, dirt roads aren't the easiest to traverse this way.
You wouldn't know it, but this thing gets me tons of trim.
Y-you don't have to do that, Brian.
 You don't have to act like some cool guy who talks about sex stuff.  I know you really well, and that's not you.
Idle
Kills
Tie Game!!!
GOOD JOB YOU SURVIVED!!
Knock your enemy into things for maximum damage!
DELETING SAVE...
Deliver the flag
Teams competitive only
Points are ONLY awarded by objectives
Track your cash and the supply crates.
Booby Trap: Make Your Enemies Puke In Disgust
Capture the Control Points
Destroy the Giant Robots
Steal the Pirate Gold
Win by max score reached or timer expired.
Challenge Complete
NEW
OBJECTIVE!
Huh, look at this place.  Never knew Santa was Persian.
There are a lot of destructible objects around here. I bet getting knocked into it would hurt!
Knock him into that glass!
Knock him into a cart!
Hacking…
Find a staircase to reach the ship's higher levels
Specials Killed
Frat Boy
Hahaha. When you poop in your dreams. You poop for real.
Sprint without needing to stop and catch your breath
Shoot the target to activate the platforms.  Then you can leap across 'em like sheeps in a dream!
The flag has been dropped!
You taunted 5 times in a row with Peter
 Good, you shot all the balloons!
Hey!  Come back here with our tap!
Dude, those guys are stealing our tap!
Hey, that tap's mine! I stole it from someone else!
 Take that, you scamp!
 Get away from me!  I don't like touching!
 I learned that in dance class!
 I enjoy close combat.  I also enjoy far away combat when I don't know the person that well.
 Haha!  Now you got a boo boo.
Listen, I'm not usually this high maintenance, but you're gonna have to hang tight while I free the rest of these prisoners.  Pirate's code, sorry.
Oh, you're just in time!  I'm making my famous Peter scramble!
Attack, my avian soldiers!
Destroy those fools!
I command you to stop them!
This guy's not serious, is he?
Are you sure we can trust this guy?  Like, he's not gonna lead us to some gay-guy party, is he?
Okay, we're on it.
Well, thank you. That's very helpful.
Somethin' funny about that guy…
I feel like they should have gotten someone else to do the voice for this thing.
I'll give it to him.  Guy knows his stuff.
Okay, stop talking.  I don't want anyone to think we're... together or anything.
You don't think-- we can't catch anything through the speaker, right?
I don't know why, but I bet that guy's got a water bed.
Defend Player 1 from Attacking Agents!
Nice shooting! You sunk that ship!
Find a way back inside, ya hear.
Complete Story mode.
<img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="48" height="48" vspace="-6" />
No format.
Sorry, pal.
The return flight’s been canceled.
Yeah, but... couldn’t other Bertram’s just keep coming back from different universes?
Ahh. So... we may not be hearing from Bertram again.
Match Tied!
Story Mode
SCREEN RESOLUTION
Bird is the Word
Oh, those are huge! Those are huge boobs!
Do women like it when you treat them like crap?
Hey babe -- whaddya say, we going out Saturday night?
Come on, Stewie, let's go
Oh my god!
Cleveland!
Stewie do you think you can really beat this guy?
Trust me Brian, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bon apetit douche bag!
Worst case scenario I'll carve out a niche as the affeminate male friends of the popular girls
Cut, print, gay.
That's NOT FUNNY!
Find the control panels and you can get them nasty little crates out of your way!
If you wanna go anywhere, you gotta move them crates!  Find the control panel, y'all!
Hop to it and find that control panels if  y'all wanna get out of here!
Move them crates!  Move them crates!
Remember, find the control panel and maybe you can find a way out of here!
PROGRESS
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Plant Jacket
Continuing may overwrite your most recent checkpoint within the selected level. All unlocked levels will remain accessible in Mission Select. Are you sure you want to continue?
Team competitive only
Track your cash and the supply crates.
Descreases time that seeker bears require before detonating
As a team, survive as many rounds as you can.
Gamer profile changed.
Hey, let us in to your party, turds!
Yeah!  Hair of the dog, bro!
Destroy all Folk Art in the "There's No Place Like Home" level.
Full health!
Pawtucket Patriot Ale: Increase All Damage for a Short Time
You picked up a Boom Bear!
Purchase this weapon
Annoy the guard enough to get him to react.
Is that all you got, man?
What the hell?!
I'm gonna need a massage after this.
Do you know who I am?
Oh, you wanna hit, huh?
Aw, that's weak.
You're nothin'.
Mom!  Someone hit me!
And can anyone stop Stewie Griffin?
Ow!  Mommy!
Oh, I didn't know we were playing street rules! Oh, it's on now!
I think you and I need to have some sort of dialogue here.
Alright, I'm gonna have to kill you now.
Yeah, right there?  That's child abuse, mister.
Hey, watch it, stupid!
Okay, you're starting to piss me off now.
P2, STAND IN FRONT OF THE SENSOR
So cold, so alone.
Stewie Griffin!
You only killed me in this universe, you fool!
Indeed I did!
Well, I can’t possibly allow a universe to exist without me in it!  I’m travelling the multiverse, building up an army to exact my revenge on you! When I return, I’m going to destroy your universe completely! See you soon, Stewie!
AK 47
AMISH AMUCK - ELIMINATION
AMISH VILLAGE
SOMETHING'S AMISH
AIRPORT'12
AIRPORT'12
Hey, sweet sleigh!  What are you, some kind of sissy?!
Bertram
QUAHOG
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Gravestone: A Turret That Attacks Nearby Enemies
TOWN HALL BEATING - WAVE DEFENSE
EVIL CITY HALL
PUSSY WHIPPED
SELECT STORAGE DEVICE
Consuela
THE CRIPS AND ABLES - RESCUE
HOSPITAL
HANDICAPABLE
{var:UIFGUY_Aim}
RECOGNIZING…
Oh, okay, lucky shot.  Let's see how many of those you can shoot.
Choose a Mission
MAPS
You completed the "Handicapable" level
MONEY SHOTS - GATHER
FRAT ROW
IT'S ALL GREEK TO ME
Are you sure you want to purchase this character?
CHICKEN FIGHT!
(INCOMPLETE)
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU SURVIVED MULTIVERSE MADNESS
Dr. Hartman
Yay, it's the explodin' bear!  Wind him up, and he'll chase down your enemies and blow 'em up!
Lisa
LOIS
SOMEONE TO OVERWATCH ME - OVERWATCH
NO CHEESE, PLEASE
You needs to fix that there weapon.  It's always nice to know a Mr. Fix-It!
Oh no! I bet y'all can probably fix that though.  You can do anything if you put your heart into it.
Go ahead and repair the gun, y'all!
You gotta fix that big ol' gun if you wanna use it again!
Mort
 I love that their headquarters is a hospital. That's pretty cute.
Did you-- Stewie, what the hell was that?
 Alright, we need to find Joe. I bet he's hanging out at the hospital: that's like, a bar for these guys.
Flood the Quarry
Okay, I’ll do it. But there’s something you have to do for me in return.
I’m thinking of running for governor in the next election, and there’s another mayor standing in my way.
 I need you to assassinate him.
Oh, they’re serious alright. They’re as serious as--
Important objects in the world have a shiny glint.
It's All Greek to Me
"There's No Place Like Home" Concept Art Unlocked
Free For All
Handicapable
SEA MEN ATTACK - WAVE DEFENSE
LEGEND OF LONG JOHN PETER
STAND BACK FARTHER.
Yep, we've saved this multiverse from the evil cripples. Let's get out of here.
Alright, it's time to face Long John Peter.  Win and get your little device thingy back.  Lose and… I don't know what happens if you lose.  I guess you just try again.
THE GREAT EGGSCAPE - ESCAPE
SPACE STATION
CHICKENS IN SPACE
Score:
Turret+
 Now, I got a keg but didn't want to put the deposit down for the tap. Would you find one for me?  Ooh, I think that house over there has one!
CHARACTER LINEUP
LAST MINUTE SHOPPERS - ESCAPE
SANTA'S WORKSHOP
SANTA'S SWEATSHOP
Amish Amuck
SETTINGS
 You're going to have to do a lot better than that!
 Thou hast forgotten something: This was built by the Amish!
Hold  {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Collect Gold
 There you are, my sweeties.
 Looks like a fine day for a fight.
 I can see you.  Can you see me?
 If I don't move they won't know I'm here.
 Time to die.
Teams
WAVE 1
WAVE 2
WAVE 3
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Making Choices
You got 'em!
Nice job!
Good job, soldier.
You got them all.
Rocket Launcher
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Crane…
TOURISTS KILLED
Ooh, you gots a shotgun. You gotsta' gets up nice and close with this here shotgun and then go: Bang! Bang! Don't turn it on yourself though. That'd be sad.
Holy crap! Stewie, we’re in space!
Alright, so chasing birds around. I like that.
Too late.
First person to kill an enemy
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSelect1}
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSelect2}
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSelect3}
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSelect4}
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSelect5}
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSelect6}
Slot 1
Slot 2
Slot 3
Slot 4
Team evil takes the lead.
Team evil!  Yeah!
Team evil is winning, folks!
Team evil in the lead!
HOLD {var:UIFGUY_Reload} TO PICKUP FLAME THROWER
"Handicapable" Cinematics Unlocked
Shoot the gas tank when he's got a car in his mouth so you's give him some boo-boos!
<img src="star_large.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Oh, come on!  I was just warming up!
If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
Aw, you suck.
I will see you lata'.
I'm gonna go see if there's any trim around here.
Your loss, pal.
Use the crane to get to the other building
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Crane
What the hell is this?!
“Brian Griffin checked into Amish Universe”?
Well, first of all, we probably don’t want Bertram knowing where we are all the time.  And secondly… how do I put this? No one cares where you are.
Just-- just don’t do it anymore. Okay, now it says here that in this universe, handicapped people were given so much special treatment, that they eventually took over as the leading power.
Oh, Peter just commented on your checkin. “Interracial lesbian movies free.” You know, he just has no idea what he’s doing online.
That's just terrible.
Off to that big ol' fire hydrant in the sky.
Strap in Christians, here come your answers!
If there is an afterlife, there better be booze.
I hate myself.
Maybe now people will read my book.
God!  I was just kidding!  I believe! I bel-ie-ie-ieve!
I need a drink.
But… I'm too young!  I'm only seven!
Better than being put to sleep, I guess.
Three, two, one.  Get going, ladies!
You completed the "Something's Amish" level
Don't tell anyone I'm doing this.  It's kinda lame, but I always wanted to try it.
Collecting Gold…
You picked up a Boom Bear!
NERDS!!!

Get off my boat!
Rescue 4 People before the Timer runs out.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Deactivate Alarm
Search the hospital for... I think his name's Joe?В  The one that's always goin', "USA!В  USA!"В
You need to find that man, Joe!В  And maybe y'alls could find me a man while you's at it, too!В  Could you imagine?В В
That Joe fella's a slippery one.В  Keep after him, y'all!В  He can't get too far in that wheelchair.В В В
Joe's gotta be around here somewhere, y'all!В  Keep lookin around!В
Kill Vernon
Rescue 6 People before the Timer runs out.
Joe Swanson: Yay!  Officer Swanson can help you fight off all them bad peoples who's tryin' to hurt you.
Map:
Nyah!  This ain't even be that heavy!
Haha, maties!  cannonballs!
Tell everyone you see how I lifted this cannon.
Slacking Off
Clear Away the Cargo Crates Blocking the Exit
Something's Amish
CORRECT IDENTITY
Yeah!  I also be knowing karate!




Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!
No fat chicks!
"Something's Amish" Cinematics Unlocked
Pulse Rifle
(Competitive)
<img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="40" height="40" vspace="-6" />
Chain Gun
Seeker Bats
Win a Deathmatch mode (free-for-all or as a team)
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Someone to Overwatch Me".
Adjust screen brightness
RULES:
Family Guy: BTTM
CHANGE GAMER PROFILE?
Set the score needed for victory.
Clear and Escape the Space Station Before the Timer Runs Out
Press {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} Call the Lift
Adjust screen and display settings
Hehehehe. You lose.
It’s a REVOLT!  Both Mayor West and Evil Mayor West are protecting themselves from a citizen uprising.  Hold off the waves for as long as possible.
You picked up Joe Swanson!
Winning Score: {var:WinningScore}
Hey, don't you schmucks have work to do?
I don't like to urinate in public places.
 Dad doesn’t make a lot of money, does he?
 Brian, you need gum. Your breath smells like you've been chewing on anus.
Take 10 Photos of Party Girls Before Time is Up.
Press <img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> To Join
Purchase Mayor West.
Round Score
Boom Bear: Yay, it's the explodin' bear! Wind him up,  and he'll chase down your enemies and then blow 'em up!
You guys sure you don't want to give up?
Land Mines
Defeat 10 enemies with a melee weapon
Woop, guess he was holding that one back for a while.
Well no wonder he moved so slow this morning.
Well it's all part of the circle of life isn't it?
Oh boy, opening up the grain bin, are ya?
Ahh, what a sound!
You know it's the sound of being alive.
At least {var:MCMaxSpace} KB is needed. Exit the game to create more space.
Follow the Objective Marker to the Barn. Bertram's machine is being constructed there.
Take 10 Photos of Party Girls Before Time is Up.
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Sea Men Attack".
I got it!  I got it!
Hey, guys?  Um… what do I do with this?
Come on, you guys.  Why is this thing all sticky?
You completed the "It's All Greek To Me" level
Excuse me?
Repair the stationary guns to get them functional again
Bonus Time 10
5 Seconds Added
Are you sure you want to leave co-op?
You can't hurt me-- ow! Okay, you can hurt me.
Stop hitting me!
Hey, hey.  I am head pirate.  You don't hit me.
Reload/Interact
Loading…
Perform a multi-kill with a melee weapon
Alright, shh. Let sleeping douches lie.
Mercy Kills
MAPS
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LEVEL
Time
 Stay away from my son, you wretched stinking harlot!
Get out of my village! You're ugly even for an Amish!
You just couldn't keep your dirty hands out of my son's corn hole, could you?!  Now you must go.
Prepare for a goodly beating.
P1, STAND IN FRONT OF THE SENSOR AND PUNCH TO PLAY
I haven't seen any toilets here.
Guess it really is a poop deck.
I feel like pirates are kind of lazy.
I just think there's a lot of different things to put on flags.  Not just a skull and crossbones.
It's All Greek to Me
Mommy am I going to die?
Yes, Jimmy. You definitely are.
Blockbreaker
CHOOSE GAMER PROFILE
Good, you shot all the balloons! Ooh no-- look, there's a sorority girl running down the street. I bet her dad's so rich.
You should go talk to that sorority girl and see what's the matter.  Also, ask her how much money her dad has in his retirement fund.
Time Limit: {var:TimeLimit}
Reload all weapons faster
CONTROL TYPE
TEAM GOOD
There is not enough available space on the HDD.
 This-- this isn't fair.
 Please don't ever tell anybody about this.
 Uh, walk much?
 See ya, definitely wouldn't wanna be ya!
I kind of want to keep the dinosaur.
I got him!  Brian!  I got the dinosaur!
Direct hit, dirtbag.
Gotcha, bitch.
Don't like that do you, Bertram?
LOSER!
Select storage device
There is a Greased-Up Deaf Guy nearby!
Use your sniper rifle to assassinate the mayor.
Toggle Item (Forward)
Defeat Long John Peter!
Pussy Whipped
Rescue All the Captured Quahogians
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
I always knew a kid would kill me.
I failed.  I'm a bad dog.
Now I kind of hope there's an afterlife.
Collect All the Advent Calendars
RESTART LEVEL
Opening window…
 Folks, try Big Pete's crab cakes. They're… on special.
 Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at Big Pete's house of Munch would like to apologize if any member of your party has died.  And uh… if they have, you will get fifteen percent off your bill.
I like fartin' on nub girl 'cause nub girl never fights back.
Yeah, that's basically nothing.
Don't even think of putting a cone around my head.
(DOG WHIMPERING)
You hit like a chick.
I mean, I guess that hurt?
Oooh, right in the sack.
Don't care.  Didn't feel it.
Would you please not do that?!
I'm telling my owner on you!
Hate you!
I swear to god, I will bite your ankle.
I'm no longer enjoying this.
 Okay, now I really need to get in for a physical.
This suuuuuucks.
Ahh! Okay, let's try to be a little more careful.
Watch it, scumbag.
The shot came from up here!
We detected motion during calibration. Please hold your PlayStationВ®Move motion controller level, viewable by the PlayStationВ®Eye camera, and press the Move button.
SUBTITLES
Be warned. Player Three just got a triple.
Controller
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Connect Speakers
Hint: Annoy the guard by making noise with the gate.
Finish Time
You've meleed 3 members of the opposing team in Multiplayer
If you join, this level will restart from the beginning.  Are you sure you want to join?
Ya'll need to get off this ship, lickety split!
 Well ruinned of course.
What ruinned?
 Ruins.
 Ruinned.
 Ruinned.
 Ruinned.
 Oh Brian don't be crueel.
Play the challenge solo, or have a friend join in cooperative mode.
You picked up a Giant Chicken!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Platforms
1. To win, survive all rounds.
2. Play only as evil and good Mayor West.
3. The base is the safest location.
4. There is a short resupply between each round.
5. If you die, it's game over.
SpaceStation Assault
Here they come, port side! Left for you landlubbers!
Enemies, starboard side! That's the right!
Nice shooting! You sunk that ship!
Oh, crappies! We're surrounded!
HIGH VALUE TARGETS:
Roadhouse
Use <img src="controllerSymbol_RStick.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> up/down to adjust power
Capture the GUDG
Remove all of the bombs from Santa's Toy Factory.
You think you smell fish now, why don't you come over here?
Hey!  I'm tryin' to make a living over here, you jag-offs!
Steal the security codes from the cripple in charge
Select from Deathmatch, Horde, Capture the Flag, and Invasion multiplayer modes.

Taking a Break
Ooh, good job getting those pictures.  You should try to find more of them so you have material to shamefully touch yourself to at night, or even very early in the morning.
<img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="48" height="48" vspace="-6" />
Unlock All Characters
Return to the Barn
Continue without signing in
 Well, I'll probably be on the news tonight.  That's something to talk to Bonnie about.
 Okay, nobody laugh at me!  There's been a tragedy, people!  This isn't funny!  Let's be adults about this!
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Gold Suit
Lois Kills Stewie
Barely Legal
MILF
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitchNext}
Leaderboards are currently unavailable.
 (PAINED GROANS)
Please... no. We can work together! We could rule the multiverse! Please, don’t kill me!
You’re not?

NOOOOOOO!
 Hey, buddy?  I crapped in the cell.
Hey, pal, everyone says you suck as a pirate.
I hope y'alls lstenenin' to me when I speak.  You need to go ahead and find the meanie that's runnin' this place.
Remember, you's supposed to be looking for somebody in this level. I guess we's all looking for somebody in one way or another.
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitchPrev}
Timer expired! Reactivate the control panel!
<img src="bigBot.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />
To do damage the T-Rex, shoot the bottom of the cars in his mouth
Try shootin' his eyes!  If a man can't see, he can't fight! Oh no!  Then he can't see Vermont in the Autumn neither!
When you see that man burst out the top, fill 'em full of bullets, y'all!
What are you looking at, you little craphole?
I was gonna be a pro reindeer.  They even made a movie about me!  Now look at me.
Oh, this is why it's worth it to hang out at the airport!  Fight to the death, citizens!
DAMAGE
TAKEN
Evil Mayor West is Approaching…
Would you like to save your new game?
Loading Game. Please do not turn off your Xbox 360 console.
CLEVELAND
 Consuela? Are you evil?
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Total Ammo Rounds
Ah, that's it Mrs. Claus. Just like that.  The mistletoe goes all the way back. Oh crap, the intercom's on.
I just want to say that whoever took a dump in my office is not cool.  It's not funny and it took a lot of time to clean up.
Would elf Ned please report to my office.  We've heard you've been eating other employees so we have to kill you.
Ho, ho ho!
You'll never defeat me!  My brain-dead elves feel no pain!
Wrap them up and send them to some kid in India!
Use those two as food for the reindeer!
And again, I'd like to remind everyone that Santa's bathroom is for Santa only.
Bring the baby to Mrs. Claus!  Maybe then she'll stop being a barren bitch!
Put them in the naughty room with all the fat German kids!
Be sure to save their belongings so we can re-gift them!
You got a satchel charge! And it goes with your shirt, yay! If y'all need blow up a car, or a big 'ol turret, then the satchel charge is the charge for you.
GAME STARTS IN FIFTEEN
Target Chicken
Burn holes through your enemies from long range
You completed your first kill of a member of the opposing team in Multiplayer
Survive Many More Enemies Per Wave.
Aww, I hate Robot Chicken.
{var:UIFGUY_CenterCamera}
You gotsta take down that dinosaur, y'all!     And do it before he gets to your house! I'm sure your parents don't have dinosaur insurance.
Time Bonus 15 Seconds
Time Bonus 20 Seconds
Time Bonus 30 Seconds
Increase the number of grenades you can carry at a time by 1
Go through the workshop y'all to get up to Santa's study!  And see if they's got any glass figurines for my mantle while you's in there.
Find Santa's office so we's can gets out of here!  This place is givin' me the willies.
Santa's office is at the top of the workshop, y'all. Ooh, I wonder if thems elves is good at lanyards.
Y'all needs to get a case of the hurries and get on up to Santa's office!
Go on, get through the workshop up to Santa's office!
Yous probably gonna get a nice workout runnin' on them conveyor belts. Gets them calves nice and toned.
Take the conveyor belts up to Santa's office. Mind the presents though. Them bows is pretty.
Oh no!  You're gonna have to take them conveyor belts to get to Santa's office.
Y'all needs to get across them big bad belts. I'll be sayin' a non-denominational prayer for ya.
Oh no! The winds is strong up here!
Watch out for the winds! They mean and want to push you around.
Wait till they's stop blowin' so y'all don't fall and get a little scrape on your knee.
Oh no!  You's should have packed a comfy ol' windbreaker with you to protect y'alls.
Just a couple more.
You're almost done!
Not that many left.
Let's finish this!  There's only a few enemies left!
Give us back the remote!
Satchel Charge
Meg and Chris must escape the toy factory before the timer runs out.В  Collecting stopwatches extends the timer.
It's pretty dangerous out here, we best find a way back inside.
First Kill
But, Santa, I've been good this year.
You know this won't be good for your image. You're soda sponsorship is totally going away.
FORMAT SUCCESSFUL!
Photos Taken
"Legend of Long John Peter" Cinematics Unlocked
ИCПЫTAHИЯ
Defeat your arch enemy
DELETE SAVE
<img src="bigBot.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />COMMANDERS!

Destroy the Commanders.
There’s a problem with the disc you’re using. It may be dirty or damaged.
Oh my god, I was just thinking the same thing! I mean, Bertram was just here. These guys built a weaponized, wooden robot in like forty-five minutes. Pretty amazing stuff.
Yyyyup. Alright,  we’re wasting time. Let’s see where Bertam’s off to next.
Aww.
Multiplayer
Dude, hands off my jacket!
Hey, bro!  Those jackets are only for people who know the website where to order them!
That's not your property, man!
Press {var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow} as Stewie to Throw a Poopie Diaper
Shotgun
Nice win, team evil!
Evil won!
Yeah!  Evil!
Evil takes it!
SELECT CHARACTER
You's gonna have to shoot thems beasts first.
Yous gonna have to shoot them deer first, They's the ones that's keepin' that pretty sleigh up.
Shoot thems evil horsies!
Kill those mean ol' deers so's I don't get thems night terrors again!
You should kill them deers, but I'm afraid thems meat ain't much good for eatin'.
Shoot thems stinky reindeer!
YOUR SHIP'S HEALTH
The save file belongs to a different User. The save file will not be loaded. Trophy unlocks and saving will be disabled.
Hey, jerks.  You two can kiss my big brown sack!
STAND IN A CLEAR SPACE WITH YOUR ARMS RELAXED AT YOUR SIDES, WHERE WE CAN SEE YOU.
Locate the Barn
Player One. In the lead.
Keep it up, Player One!
BР«XOР”
Your Xbox 360 console doesn't have enough free blocks to save games. A save game requires <id>STR_NEW_INITIAL_GAME_SPACE</id> free blocks.  You need to free an additional <id>STR_NEW_MORE_SPACE</id> blocks. Existing save games may be overwritten.  Would you like to continue?
PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN.
TIME RAN OUT!!
ACCEPT
All SWAT Costumes Now Availble for Purchase
CONTINUE AS GAMER PROFILE
COLLECT CASH BETWEEN ROUNDS TO BUY WEAPONS
How positively delightful!
WELCOME TO MULTIVERSE MADNESS!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Enter Store Portal
Beer Launcher
DISPLAY MODE
I heard that, you son of a bitch!
Press and hold {var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow} to delay your throw, but don't hold it for too long or it'll blow up in your hand
You successfully performed a multi-kill with a grenade
Kill 75 enemies with headshots
Yeah, hopefully Evil Mayor West called off those bombs. Wait, what if he goes back on his word? What do we do then? Should we try to find him and--
Yeah you’re probably right.
Find all the Kitty Statues in "Pussy Whipped".
Are you sure you want to quit the current activity? All current game progress will
be lost.
Hey, you're out of ammo, dummy.
Probably... need some bullets sometime soon…
I need to reload!
Destroy the T-Rex's Lasers
GETTING SNIPER RIFLE…
Set the time limit.
I think y'all might be able to destroy those little yellow buses.
You are about to continue your previously saved game. Would you like to continue?
Complete the "No Cheese, Please" level
Multi-kill with a grenade
Burn down the Magic Trees.
"Legend of Long John Peter" Concept Art Unlocked
If you throw that Ipecac those bad guys is gonna' gets all sick in their stomach. Eew.
 And that picture is so not what I look like.  We need to stop them before anyone sees it!
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Don't shoot the Tourists
Throw Grenade
Time Remaining
Restore power to the factory
Excuse me! I have an appointment to get to!
Chickano.
What?  What am I gonna say?
Changes to the language will take effect the next time the game is run.
Unlock Multiplayer Weapons
Multiplayer
Scumbag Flame Thrower
 Okay... we're in a parking lot.  I need to pee on something.
 Crap, this place is crawling with Security!

 Alright, don't let 'em see us. We've gotta just dissappear. Like Brett Butler did.
 Hey, instead of shooting the mayor, you should like, tear him up into small pieces, and throw 'em on the floor, and I'll like, eat em,or something.
 Hey, I haven't been this high since the eighties.
 Wow, look at his wife. I think I see some nips.
 We need to take the shot!  We're running out of time!
 You got this, Stewie. How does my breath smell? I was just chewing on my balloon knot.
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Waaah!
Wild and Crazy Quagmire
SWAT
Capt. Glenn Quagmire
In Menus
Oh goodie, goodie!  You found an Advent calendar!  Find some more and give them to your friends and family as gifts.  Yay!
Press  {var:UIFGUY_SpecialAbility} to Use an Inventory Item
Rooms to Clear
Clear out the space station and escape
<img src="controllerSymbol_RB.tif" width="90" height="45" vspace="-18" /> (COMPLETED)
Team good is capturing the control point!
Look at that.  Team good is capturing the crap outta that control point!
Well, unless I'm mistaken, Team Good is capturing the control point.
Team good is capturing the contol point!  I like that good team.
UNABLE TO IDENTIFY PLAYER. CHOOSE A GAMER PROFILE OR CONTINUE AS GUEST.
Boy am I getting' fed up with you!  I told you, use the Howitzers!
Use the big guns that've been provided for y'all.  And remember to say "thank you" when you's done!
Them little guns you're carryin' ain't gonna hurt this one, fellas!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, shoot that guy with the big guns, y'all!
Challenge Mode
Amish Amuck
Town Hall Beating
The Crips and Ables
Money Shots
Overwatch Me
Sea Men Attack
The Great Eggscape
Last Minute Shoppers
Get Off the Ship
Ready
Yall's gonna wait for him to get winded.  No ones can exert themselves like that without no break.
Projectile Speed
You guys really need to pay more attention to your personal hygiene.
You know, I'm thinking I might be a boat guy.
I might need a nap soon.  I think these pirates gotten me sick.
You got nothin', man!
And you call yourself a pirate…
Find the Sniper's Nest
 I don't like how these frat boys treat the nerds. And the gays. Let's get 'em.
Most flags captured in a game
 Butter butter butter yummy yummy yummy.
You successfully performed a multi-kill with a melee weapon
Idle
There is not enough available space on the HDD. At least {var:MCMaxSpace} KB is needed. Exit the game to create more space.
It's all up to you.  Everyone's gonna be pissed if you blow it.
Only got one left, boys.  Let's make it count or it's all over!
Chicken Fight!
Melee Attack
Control Point Shut Down
Deathmatch
Capture the GUDG
Multiverse Madness
Infiltration!
CONGRATULATIONS!!  YOU SURVIVED!!!
"No Cheese, Please" Concept Art Unlocked
Obtain Security Codes from the Head Security Cripple.
The applied load exceeds the allowable range.
Unlocked at Start.
Multi-Kill
You picked up a Sugar Drink!
Alright, Stewie, where are we?
What would Bertram want with the Amish?
I'll pretty much do anything to you if you let me out of this cell.
Hey, I'm supposed to nail some wench in a little bit.  Can you get me out of here?
Pirate giggety!
Survive the First Wave of Enemies
Survive the Second Wave of Enemies
Survive the Final Wave of Enemies
LOAD SUCCESSFUL!
RETICLE
Well, that must be the queen.
No, not you.
So… that's like, all her vagina?
Ammo filled.
Player Four is on a certified killing spree.
 You don’t happen to have any boy dolls, do you? It's for my niece. Who I don't find attractive.
 These little dolls don't talk or tell the local authorities anything, do they?
 Hot damn, what time is it?!  School's almost out!
Death at Time
I doubt the elf quarters look like this.
WINNER!

Brian?  Are you going to help at all?
But we're trying to help Lisa get them back. Oh hell ....
1. To win, eliminate all of the Amish from the town.
2. Play only as Brian or Lois.
3. There is NO time limit.
4. Don’t injure too many tourists.
5. If you die, its game over.
M Wheel Up
Giant Chicken: If you crack open that egg and let that chicken-bully beat some peoples up.
FINAL BOSS ROUND!!!
You earned all 21 stars in Challenge mode
RULES
Look for things nearby to help you topple that watchtower
Select the difficulty of this challenge.  You will earn more stars at higher difficulties.
Are you serious?...is she serious?
Remember if aint funny, it aint worth jack.
Look how stupid she is with her clothes, and her makeup…and…and that..…fabulous hair
Ow! Ow ow ! Oh you got me!
Go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney!
If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands!
If you're going to pull a party out of your ass, you might want to stand up.
This evening is Ruieened
Look…wait what?
This evening is Ruieened. The whole evening is ruieened.
Why are you saying it like that?
Saying what? I'm just pointing out the party is ruieened.
This place officially sucks worse than the WNBA
Ugh, I need a drink
I thought this was a lawn party, I don’t have a pair of long pants.
This party sucks!
Hey barkeep, who’s leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here.
Who’s leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Hey!...What're you kids doing?
I really was not expecting an open bar
“ First rule of war is know thy enemy”
Aww, you're a poor sport
You're the underachiever everyone wants to sleep with
Did you just crap your diaper?
I got scared.
This place is a sausage-fest
So is this where you have your way with me?
Oh, those are huge! Those are huge boobs!
Do women like it when you treat them like crap?
Hey babe -- whaddya say, we going out Saturday night?
I rule this territory
YEAH!
I would wreck that chick
I'm gonna party my ass off in here
Come on, Stewie, let's go
Oh dear god, somebody help!
I like the sauce.
Excellent!
Oh, I feel so deliciously white trash.
Mummy, I want a mullet.
The duke boys would be proud
Umm, what's the word I'm looking for? Do.
I got blisters on me fingers!
Oh my god!
I'm no school administrator, but there's an extension program goin on in my trousers
Cleveland!
BING BONG! THERE WE GO!
Stewie do you think you can really beat this guy?
Trust me Brian, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bon apetit douche bag!
He’s the life of the party.
What is this Mexico?
Splendid! This calls for a sexy party!
You suck!
Safe huh? The Skirt's trying to pull a fast one.
Next one is coming for your head!
Good Shot!  Made my brown eye blue with that one!
Agh! Come on.
You stay outta my life!
Arrriiiibaaaaaa!
Now we can do this two ways -- I can bust your balls right now, or we can spread it out over the course of the day
This is gonna be a long night
Worst case scenario I'll carve out a niche as the affeminate male friends of the popular girls
Cut, print, gay.
That's NOT FUNNY!
 Uh, you've reached Stewie and Brian -- we're not here right now and if this is mom, send money because we're college students and we need money for books and highlighters and ramen noodles and condems for sexual relations with our classmates.
You punks! You'll pay for this! Arrrrrrr..........
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Halloween
Brian Sings and Swings
Gold Suit
Coked Out
Beagle
SWAT
Replace the batteries for the Wii Balance Board.
Save Data
Dude, wait until my bros see these nasty pictures of you!
Get read to die!  Okay, Stewie, on you marks.  Get set.  Go!
Alright, play time is over.  It's die time!
MULTIVERSE MADNESS
Find all the Pieces of Eight in the "Legend of Long John Peter" level.
Game Stats
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} To Activate
 Thanks for the tap. I'm blaming everything on you. Now we need some women to come to this party. Ooh, I got a crafty idea!
Corrupted Data
What are you doing here?  I guess you're smarter than I anticipated!
You'll never save that piece of lard!
TEAM EVIL FAIL!
Hurry up, Peter!  I don't want to have to be changed again before my flight!
You've killed an enemy with one shot
Big Dipper
WARNING: None of your progress will be saved. Are you sure you want to start a new game?
 Can you believe people are paying for their kids to do nothing but party?  It's like an extremely long vacation for those who don't deserve it.
 So, I guess I'm gonna pretty much be living in China by the time I grow up.
 I think that boy in the pool is dead.
 Eh, settle down.  I've been shooting people, too.
Family Guy: Back To The Multiverse
Defeat the Lummox to Get the Gates Open
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Raise Power Cell
Arrrgh! There's more coming in!
Um, no. That-- that won’t be necessary.
Crap! Stewie, Bertram’s probably already made his final jump to Quahog! We don’t have time to deal with this!
Thank you. You have no idea how much this helps.
 That kid has got to go.
 Get down here, West!  Don't hide like a coward politician!
 I gotta get one of those.
Headshot
Touched GUDG
Defeat the guards and enter the factory
Find and rescue the "non-crips" before they are converted.
Time Limit:
Congratulations you escaped the factory!
One Shot Kills
BEER RUN!!!
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} To Grab Advent Calendar
Are you sure you want to quit? All unsaved progress will be lost.
Oh my god, I think that's TV's Tom Tucker! I can't go anywhere.
Keeps your eyes open for handycapped placards like the ones you see in parking lots.
Should we... just pretend we’re not hearing this?
I like you today.
This 'lil greasy man that can't hear is gonna run around, and all your enemies is gonna try to get him.
MVP
Destroy All the Short Busses
Hey!  I have a four pm flight and I need to get some sleep!
Could you please keep off the grass?  And you're also scaring the cat.
TEAM EVIL WINS!
Reloading cannon…
Waiting for Both Players
Destroy all the Short Buses in "Handicapable".
Okay, this is weird. It says here that in this universe, a race of alien chickens took over the earth. And it appears that we’ve transported right onto their mother ship.
Brian, Bertram’s going to try to use these alien chickens against us. We’ve got to figure out how to stop them.  Alright, come on. Let’s try not to be spotted.
Use the floating cameras to photograph girls.
Press the Power Button on the Wii Balance Board to connect. If you have not completed synchronization, please refer to the Wii Balance Board Operations Manual for instructions.
You earned 10 stars in Challenge mode
 And here's the throw from Swanson…!
 Who you calling a cripple?!
 USA!  USA!
 Oh, hey fellas, I found this and thought you'd like it!
 Here, catch!
 Next stop… you!
 One short bus, comin' up!
 Heads up, you dicks!
Player One, dead.
Killing too many civilians will cost you!
Entering store portal…
Calculating…
Bertram has located your team from his space station. He’s teleporting in enemies all around you so work together to survive as many rounds as possible.
Chris and Stewie must escape the space station as fast as they can without too many civilian casualties.В  Watch the bodies on the walls and show some mercy.
Ahahahaha--those other swabs were worthless...try these!!!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} To Take Poster
Enemies Killed
Now, I got a keg but didn't want to put the deposit down for a tap?  Would you find one for me?  Ooh, I think that house over there has one!
NOT ENOUGH SPACE
Center Camera
You got your first head shot
Little Dipper
Take down all them wanted posters!  People need to stop worryin' so much about others and start worryin' about they selves.  M-Y-O-B, everybody!
Oh, you gonna be able to shoot things that's real far away now.
Look, y'all's gonna be able to see your enemies up close now. See what kind of skin-types they gots and whatnot.
Now get back to the barn and destroy whatever it is they's cookin' up in there!
 This might sound a little odd, but do you know if there's like an electronics store or a creepy Armenian guy in a dimly lit apartment who can fix a multiverse remote?
Reduces the cooldown time required before using this weapon
Kill 500 enemies using Stewie
IGNORE ME, I DO NOT WISH TO PLAY.
Locate the labratory control panel
 C’mon, I don’t need to put that silly thing on.
The flag has been picked up!
Alright, careful, guys.  Player One's on a kiling spree.
Rewards Earned
(COMPLETED)
Head Shot
"Chickens in Space" Concept Art Unlocked
Now I'm not one to advocate violence or nothin', but maybe you's should jump on them big guns and fight back!
I think that one died before I even shot it.
Look at that.  Their skin's all shiny, like old meat.
You know, I don't feel anything when I kill them.
USE THIS GAMER PROFILE
The active gamer profile has changed. You must return to the Main Menu.
That's what you get for weaing those gay clothes.
I know this is weird, but I'm kind of curious how they taste.
Man, they don't even put up a fight.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Take Photo
The Greased-Up Deaf Guy is Loose!
Mode:
Complete Story mode.
EVIL Won the Control Point!
Ipecac: If you throw that Ipecac those bad guys is gonna' gets all sick in their stomach. Eew.
Boy, you'd think they'd at least offer to help us out, huh?
Gross.  There's more slime dripping off the walls here than in Chris' room.
Yous enemies is gonna be afraid of this little monkey.  He's gonna give you a nice 'lil safety zone.
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HORIZONTAL
You taunted a dead opponent with Quagmire in Multiplayer
CONTINUE AS GUEST
Infiltration!
"There's No Place Like Home" Cinematics Unlocked
Hot Glue Gun
Please reconnect the controller to any controller port and press START
to continue.
HERD THE TOURISTS INTO THE BARN
Getting shot while activating a pod will interrupt the action.
Clear one side of the hospital before you try to clear the other.
Clear one side of the hospital before you try to clear the other.
Enemies can be lured away from a pod allowing another player to free the prisoner.
Die and it is game over.В  In co-op, if both players die, it is game over.
Free all civilians in the pod before the timer runs out to win.
Rupert-In-The-Box
Shield of Love: Deploy a Shield for a Short Time
Kill 3 members of the opposing team with a melee attack before you die in Multiplayer
Unlock all other Trophies
Teabag a D-Bag
Select which map you'd like to play on
Collect all of the bombs with a 30 second time bonus per bomb.
Team Evil is currently capturing the control point.
There you go, team evil.  Capture that control point.
Hey, look at that.  The Evil team appears to be capturing the control point.
Well it's happening.  Team Evil's capturing the control point. Good thing I bet on them.
What's the matter?  You scared of a baby?  Better be, bitch.
Come on, man!  You wanna get Stu-plexed?
Okay, calm down, Hispanic people.  We're all just trying to relax here.
Get ready to die, you dick.
Tell your mom Stewie Griffin says, Hi.
Collect all of the bombs with a 15 second time bonus per bomb.
Jump/Item Wheel
Damage
Mort: Thank you! I gonna file a grievance with the Better Pirates Bureau!
{var:UIAcceptImage}
There is no Cake
RULES
Throwing Strength
Please let me out. They  only serve sea water and non-kosher bread. I can help with HEALTH.
Control Point Neutral
Oh, sorry, did I hit you?!
Game load successful.
Walk/Sprint
Bazooka
Payback!
Alright, now there's a big ol' gun 'round here somewheres.  Let's hurry up and find it.
{var:UIFGUY_PressStart}
 No, no evil. I dust. No evil.
Deaths
I better not miss preboarding!
I don't understand what's happening!
Does this mean my flight is cancelled?!
Someone do something!
The jet fumes must be really getting to me.
My god!  These chickens are frickin' crazy, man!
Get away from my dad, you bitch!
Get up to the rooftops so y'all can sneak around.
Pirate power!
Survive Many Enemies Per Wave.
Mort: Here are some health. I know it's not much but it's all I have for now. Please don't complain…
Bertram, if you're going to kill Lois, could you do it slow?
At least everyone I know is going to die too.
I'm sorry, Rupert.  I've failed.
I bet our whole family goes to hell.
Repairing cannon...
Y'all can chuck this at a group of bad people or just some ugly things that you wanna burn down.
Ha-ha!
Your team won a Capture the GUDG match
Scattergun
KINECT TUNER <img src="controllerSymbol_Y.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Shoot them lasers off while they rechargin'!
Shoot that there fancy helmet off the dinosaur, y'all!
Survive A (bleep) TON of Enemies Per Wave.
 I'm sorry.  Wait,  no I'm not.  I want you dead.
 Catch, citizen!
 You go bye bye.
 Will you die already!  My arm is getting tired!
 I used to pitch in college!
I don't know if this is real or fake!
Haha!  Dinosaurs!
Special Item
ГЛABHOE MEHЮ
Locate an Alternate Route into the Lab
You should try to find the little kitty cat figurines Evil Mayor West has scattered around.  Be a nice little memento of ya'lls journey.
Be careful not to injure too many civilians
BA-KAW!
Be sure to keep an eye on your ships health bar.
Circling ships fire the most, keep your eyes on them as they come about.
If you don’t sink a dingy, the pirates on board will board your ship.
The longer you survive the more stars you earn.
Be sure to repair your ships cannons, or you cannot use them.
Aim for the enemy ship cannons first so they do less damage as they come around.
Enemy ships will not shoot when at the bow or stern, don’t worry about them.
Watch for strafe ships, they have less health but fire more cannons.
Use the right analogue stick to adjust how FAR the cannon fires.
 I'm upset because I can't walk!
DELETE
That's a double kill for Player One. Way to go!
 Hey, Bri, I bet cheeseburger mayors are pretty rare.
 This has been cheeseburger humor.
 Hey, did you see that one security guy back there?
 Yeah.  He had really bad skin.  I was trying not to look, but I ended up looking.
Grease Can't Save You Now
Keep an eye out for SHINY objects
 Joe's the leader here?  Good for him, he needed a break other than the one in his spine. It's too bad we have to stop him.
 None of this is contagious, is it?
Cool, now I can park anywhere I want.
Jump onto another ship before this one sinks
Fly much?
I think you need to get a wingman.
Taking after JFK Jr., huh?
Follow the Objective Markers to each of the alarms
We need you to help our fraternity throw a better party. We've been standing around complaining for hours but that doesn't seem to be a party to the Gentiles.
New Campaign Weapon Now Available for Purchase
(Cooperative) Destroy portals as they open all across the map and survive the enemies that spill out
MINI BOSS ROUND!
Open the exhaust port door
Plant Jackets Near the Float
SAVE DELETE SUCCESSFUL!
Fight your way to Quagmire's car
Winning!
Don’t Shoot the Civilians
Where do I go?  Talk to me!
I need blockers, people!
Uh, yeah, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this.
Find out about the team that created Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse
Measure with the Wii Balance Board.
 I'm still smarter than these guys and I'm a baby.
 This place makes me not want to go to college anymore.
 I wonder if there's a gay frat. Just... Just for equality and stuff.
 The future dickheads of America ladies and gentlemen.
Release Death on your enemies and he's gonna go 'round touchin' everyone and doin' his thing.  They all's gonna fall down dead-like.
Something's Amish
Go see if you can help Lisa out. Maybe if we get on her good side it will help get some girls to the party.
SURVIVE THREE WAVES OF ENEMIES
Find a way to safely traverse the gaps between rooftops
Publisher Group
Switch Next Weapon
Alright, let's get these dicks.
WAVE COMPLETE!
Dying ends the level
YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!
Butt Stomp Attack
Oh lordie!  I'm never gonna get to Chattanooga!
P1, DID YOU TRY PUNCHING FOR P2? WE'VE IDENTIFIED YOU AS P1. IS THIS CORRECT?
Oh my is that loud!  Can y'all shut off those alarms please?!
On the bright side, we've gotten a ton of exercise today.
You know... I haven't had a drink in like two days.
Hey, would you be pissed if I gave up?  I'm-- I'm pretty beat.
You know, I kinda like being a hero.  It suits me well.
Stewie, they look too much like you!  I apologize in advance if I kill you.
Oh my god, these guys are annoying as hell!
We cannot leave until this station is clear!
Deny Deny Deny
You killed 500 enemies using Brian
Damage Radius
LEAVE CO-OP
Choose "yes" if you can read this message.  If the timer runs out, the previous screen resolution will be restored.
CONTINUE WITHOUT SAVING
Recover Lisa's Scandalous Picture
Listen, I'm not usually this high maintenance, but you're gonna have to hang tight while I free the rest of these prisoners.  Pirate's code, sorry.
Guys, please get me outta here.  This poop bucket's full to the brim!
If you two get me out of here, I'll help you escape.  And then maybe we can get lunch or whatever.
Hey, fellas?  It'll be worth your while if you open this door.  Not-- not in a gay way though.
CHOOSE FROM ONE OF THE OPTIONS ABOVE.
TEAM EVIL CAPTURED A FLAG!
Pause
Hey, psst.  If you annoy that guard enough, he'll open your cell to give you a beating.   I know because I'm a pirate, too, and that's what I'd do.
Hey, psst.  If you annoy that guard enough, he'll open your cell to give you a beating.   I know because I'm a pirate, too, and that's what I'd do.
 Uch, I can already tell, this place suuuucks.
 Why wouldn't they choose a photo from my caribbean series?
 Bogies in the tower, I repeat bogies in the tower! There are snipers up there is what I'm saying.
 Hey, Bri, let's see if we can shoot all the chickens here 'cause we're sickos I guess.
Collect all of the bombs with a 20 second time bonus per bomb.
Earn 3 challenge stars in "The Crips and Ables".
Y'all gotta find where they building that weapon!  Clock's tickin', y'all!   I bet these folks don't even have clocks.  Oh no!  They's gonna be late!
Are you sure you want to buy this item?
I'm your #1 fan
Go away!
(Grape lady parody) OOOH! OOOH OW OW OW O OWOWOWOWOW! I can't breathe I can't breathe I can't breathe!!!
Rupert --- Rupert!
I am going to kill Santa Claus.
Wait a minute, why would you want to kill Santa?
Because that fat bastard blew me off at the mall.  I've got it all planned out:  I'm going to see the workshop, pet a few reindeer, get a few pictures with me and Santa, and then I'm going to blow his brains out, hopefully with his bitch wife watching!
Freezing my nips off out here.
SHUT UP!
Oh, that is disgusting!
Oh, this will be the most naughty thing ever.
Whaaaaaat?
They're evil!  And they distort the truth.  And they do the bidding of the Republican Party.
That one was too wordy.  That was flawed from the ground up, it wasn't funny and we'll work on it…and get back to you.
Alright, I can't do this!
You got your pal Stewie.
Oh, you are just the worst type of person
I didn't do this, Christmas did.
Just walk out into the snow and die.
Mutated genetic disasters.
More and more.
Toxic waste.
You ever make an ipod, I have orders for millions of them.
Fancier toys.
Do it.
What?
Nevermind that let's just get going.
That only works when I do it. Alright Brian -- get ready to feel
You sound like an unbelievable douche
Yeah, but you were my douche Brian. My douche
Ridiculous giggling as he runs around
God, we look like idiots
I know, huh.  Classic.
Blast!  I'm frozen!  I'm hypothermic!  Bloody hell, I'm a woman!
What god would allow this.
Please put me out of my misery.
I'm okay.  coughs
I just need to catch my breath.
I didn't do this, Christmas did.
Fancier toys.
Do it.
Ah, thank god.
Alright so we roll the dice. And we both have to yell Yatzee really loud.
At the same time?
Yea, and you'll have to flap your wrists like this.
And you'll do it too?
Of course, that's how it's done.
OK
Alright ready?
You going to do it with me?
Oh yea
Yaaaaatseeeey!
Gay
You Suck!
Justified
Unleash the Giant Chicken on your foes.
COMPLETED OBJECTIVES
Guys, please help me.  They've been doing things to me.  Awful things.  Chicken things.
Please… help me.  I have to get to a toilet. It's an emergency.
Long John Peter: Attack me mateys. Attack!
Have at ye!
Hahaha. Those other swabs were worthless… try these!
And now…hahaha. Its all over!
Long John Peter: Owww….sssss….owwww....ssssss
You got one of them energy drinks that makes you move and shoot all fast like a cheetah.
"Chickens in Space" Cinematics Unlocked
Dying ends the level
CONTINUE
The Amish are on high alert and will shoot you on sight
Mayor West: I'm free. Look into the hinges on that cell door--they need oiling.
Would you like to save your game?
Survive 30 waves in Multiverse Madness
Reprogramming…
Dying ends the level
Don't hold your grenades too long or they can blow up in your face.
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponWheelTip}
"Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men." -Lois
"Uh…Peter, according to this you're not a genius. In fact,  you're mentally retarded." -Brian
"I remember when Muriel and I had our first kiss and it was just awful. Oh, just awful." -Mort
"They have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters! I win every time!" -Chris
"No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking." -Peter
"You've seen that little gleam in the fat man's eye. That twinkle. That's me, plotting my escape." -Bertram
"Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I." -Quagmire
Look at that yous gots a little drawing plan for some sort of remote.
Mayor West: Release me. The walls are complaining about my ears. I am handy with BOMBS.
Are you sure you want to skip the current activity? All current game progress will be lost.
Where does the thing say we are?
Alright, sorry.
What does that mean?
Oh yeah. That little bastard cut off my tail!
Vaguely, yeah.
COSTUMES (MULTIPLAYER)
Security codes required
Complete Story mode.
CHOOSE AN ACCOUNT
If you crack open this egg, that chicken-bully will beat up some peoples for ya.
Collect all of the Handicapped Placards.
PRESS {var:UIFGUY_Reload} TO QUIT CANNON
Y'all can use that spiraly doorway to go fetch some items you may have forgotten or things you feel like you might wanna get.
Go take a peek at that portal back there.  There's a little present waitin' for y'all.  And remember to save the bow, thems is reusable
Starting a new game will erase your previous save data. Continue?
 Meow!
 Don't mess with a tabby!
 Make me proud Mimsy!
 Now you're making me purr.
 I'm sorry. Wait, no I'm not. I want you dead.
 This party's lame. I think there's someone throwing up over there just because they're nervous.
 Brian, I don't like it here. All these Jewish kids sadden me.
 PiГ±ata's?  Really?  What are we, twelve?
Okay, seriously you need to back off, okay? You don't know what I have going on in my life right now.
Make phone for lazy American!  Hurry, hurry!  More Asian babies being born right now!  They replace you!  Keep working!  Your family sell you, this all you have!
Ho, ho, ho!
Try and play with that!
Don't crap yourself, wussies!
You've been naughty!
Kiss my jolly old ass!
Are you sure you want to continue without saving?
The Military Frat guys are always blowing sh*t up
Look for the house with explosions
Mouse 2
Mayor West: Here are some hand bombs. Don't use them all in one place.Non replacable after used.
That's right, guy.
Go to hell loser.
Want some more of that?
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Escape Pod
You killed 500 enemies using Stewie
Burn the pot fields in the "Something's Amish" level
Track Down the Master Cripple
TEAM EVIL SCORED!
The selected storage device has been removed.  A storage device is required for co-op play.  Would you like to select another storage device now?
Let me know if you guys wanna freak with me. I could always use a companion.
GETTING FLAME THROWER...
Your weapons must be stowed elsewhere on this ship
What happens n--
Well, should we help Peter?
Shoot the target to activate the platform sequence
Locate the Hospital's Alternate Entrance
Complete the "Chickens In Space" level
What the hell was that? Let's go check it out.
There's the tap. Let's grab it.
Stewie-nator
Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4
I’m afraid we cannot help you, unattractive infant. You see... The Amish are not a violent people.
The elders have spoken. Mostly of wood, hats and beards... but nevertheless… we shall build your weapon.
It is settled. We have a deal.
{var:UIFGUY_CannonExit}
Clear this room!
Freeze Ray
Arrrgh! Look over there!
Look for a safe path to Santa's main facility
Brian, look!  It's a multiverse portal!  We can use it to bring stuff back from home any time we want.
Brian, that barn must be where they're building Bertram's secret weapon.  Let's find out where they're getting their supplies so we can stop them from completing it.
If you throw that Ipecac those bad guys is gonna' gets all sick in they stomachs. Eew!
CETEBAРЇ
When that timer runs out, get your buns up that elevator and hit the switch again.
Don't forget to get back up there and hit that switch again when the time runs out!
Oh no!  Don't forget to go back up and hit the switch when the timer runs out!
Listen up!  After time runs out, you gotta ride that elevator back up and hit the switch again!
Whenever I leak gas, a 'lil door opens up.  Maybe the same thing happened here!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Retrieve Your Weapons
Online features are disabled due to parental restrictions.
Alright, let's get your weapons back.  If I know pirates, they be in a treasure chest somewhere…
WWIAFTM: Yay!  You gots a tube man to distract people with!
Please step off the Wii Balance Board and press <img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-8" />.
Most points scored in a game
Shoot down the lamps, then use 'em to your advantage.
Try knockin' the lamps down! I bet they'll burn somehow, too…
Well Brian, our job here is done.
Ok firing up the multiverse device. Here we go!!
Your team won an Infiltration map
Jeez, the Amish are pretty amazing builders, aren’t they?
Yeah. But... I gotta imagine the women are-- I mean those bushes must be gigantic.
Agent: Let's do one more sweep then head downstairs.
Agent Smith: All Units Report in.
Challenge synopsys info goes here…
Yeah, we get it.  You big weirdo…
Hey!  No one tells Stewie Griffin what to do! I'm sorry.  You're being very helpful today, I shouldn't have shouted.
I told you so, Bri.
Got it.  Hey, are there any good restaurants around here? Uh, you know, I think it  just does mission stuff.
Uch, I keep hoping he's gonna go, Hey, just relax for a few.  You've earned it.
That guy's definitely gay, right? I'm not judging, I'm just throwin' it out there.
Uh, yeah.  I know.
Copy that.  Let's move, Bravo company. We're Bravo company 'cause I'm quite fond of the Bravo channel.
Hey, if I wanted someone telling me what to do all the time, I'd get married.
I gotta say, this really is a nice feature.
{var:UIFGUY_SkipMovie}
You gots to find that guard with them codes.  Otherwise you's gonna be trapped.  Like a lil' hamster in his hamster cage.
Uh oh, guys.  We got enemies approaching.
Stay frosty, everybody.  There's some bad guys coming your way.
"Pussy Whipped" Cinematics Unlocked
I'm winning!
Change the screen orientation of 2-player mode
Bestest Infiltrator
Boom Bear
Come on Dasher don't die on m--  Uhp, he's dead.
Alright, you wanna kill Dancer?! Now you're gonna pay!
Well, you got Prancer. He was the gay one.  'Cause of the prancing.
Oh no, Vixen! Who's gonna eat the soup out of my beard now?
The skies shall forever be dark without Comet.
Cupid, no!  You taught me how to love instead of just hitting!
Well, I suppose I'll make due without Donner.
No, not Blitzen! He was the only Jewish reindeer in the world!
Hey everybody!  Go on and find out who's makin' all these disabled people's attack you!  Since they's "special" people, y'alls should check the hospital.
TOO MANY CIVILIANS DIED!
Increases your accuracy when firing this weapon
 Well, at least there's no cars or vacuum cleaners to worry about.
 I think I know what my new profile pic is gonna be.
 They've got archers in the towers!  Watch out!
1 STAR EARNED!
2 STARS EARNED!
3 STARS EARNED!
Track down and destroy the source of the cripples' strength
As Lois, you must find and plant ALL of the bombs WITHOUT DYING!
As Peter, you must protect Lois!
Once the bombs on this building are planted, use the crane controls to get to the other building.
Player Two, dead.
QUIT ACTIVITY
Brian, I've never tapped a keg and don't really want to.  Please do it so I don't get hurt.
Stop dilly-dallyin', y'all.  You needs to find that gun and shoot that meat man.
Oh yay!  The parade's comin'!  Let's hurry up!
VIBRATION
 Yeah, this country is going down the toilet.
 Yup.
 No, Stewie, he's just swimming.  You see, college is all about having fun-- Nope. He's dead.  No one's helping him.
 Did you see that shot, Stewie?!
CONTROLS
I'm majoring in communications!
Let me know if you guys wanna streak with me!  I could always use a companion!
Man, some of these girls are off the chain!
I'm really high on cocaine right now!
This is Officer Swanson.  I've got a confirmed multiple kill for Player Four.
INVALID NAME
Collect all the Scandalous Tapes in "No Cheese, Please".
You killed a civilian!
Hey, maybe y'all can use that Mexican elevator to get up to the roof.
Rocket Gun
Operate the crane controls to get to the other building
You bought everything available in the Store
You're getting close!
Keep it coming!
Go!  Go!
Yeah!  Almost there!
One Shot Kills off.
CONTINUE
I AM P2
Unlocking gate…
Failed to load rankings.
There is no one ranked on this Leaderboard.
ROOM CLEARED
"Something's Amish" Concept Art Unlocked
MID BOSS ROUND!!
Guys!  She's going down!  We've gotta get off this boat so you don't drown and I don't warp!
Time's runnin' out, we gotta get off this ship!  I don't mean to shout, but it's urgent!
Unless you want to get wet, I'd get off this ship now.
Hey, I know you guys are the leaders of our gang, but you've gotta hurry up and get out of here.
ACCESSING
Mort Will Now Lend You Credit
Survivalist
 Come on, sweetie, hurry up. Seven other girls are gonna die tonight.
 Listen, honey, after what happened to you tonight, you wouldn't wanna wake up tomorrow anyway.
Yeah, thanks, Pop. Go get ‘em!
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<img src="controllerSymbol_LS.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_LT.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_RB.tif" width="60" height="30" vspace="-6" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_RS.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
<img src="controllerSymbol_RT.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
 Watch out for your corn hole!
 Ye suck!
 Lord forgive me for the whooping I'm about to bestow unto these two.
 See, we're not all fireplaces and butter you know!  That is most of what we are, but still.
 Your cellular phone won't save you now!
{var:UIFGUY_ItemWheel}
Adjust the margins at the top and bottom of your screen
<img src="controllerSymbol_back.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Buddy, I need some ammo.
Hey, what's that clicking sound? Out… of… ammo…
 My gun's not working.  My gun's not working!
Locate the labratory control panel
<img src="controllerSymbol_dpad.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Set the number of flag captures needed for victory.
Select your preferred control scheme
Accuracy
Infinite ammo on!
What do you mean?
 Well, can you fix it?
Alright, can you at least find out where we are?
So what does that mean? Fat, hairy philosophers in togas or fat, hairy grease balls in Speedos?
You’ll understand when you’re older.
Reach The City Hall Plaza
It's kinda weird trying to kill a pirate version of your father.
CONCEPT ART
Brian, I don't like it here. All these nerds sadden me.
Complete "Pussy Whipped".
Well, looks like you found me, huh boys?  And yeah, so what?  I make weapons now.  Don't judge me.  It's a tough economy.  You try being in the toy business. Anyway, I'm a bad guy now, so… I'm gonna have to kill you.
Merry Christmas, dicks.
It’s “Capture the Flag” but we nailed the flag to the back of the Greased-Up Deaf Guy! Ha! Catch him if you can and take the flag back to your drop point, but forget trying to shoot him, he’s a wile one!
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Money Shots".
Find all the Pieces of Eight in "Legend of Long John Peter".
 Hey, what the hell are you doing? Let someone else try.
 At last.  Peace. Oh, crap, I'm spawning.
 Wait!  I-- I surrender-- aw, too late.
Story Mode
Unlock all other Achievements
Adjust overall game volume
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Enter
{var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow}
You gotta get the T-Rex to put them cars in his mouth then make em explode!  Ooh!
Entice that big, hunky dinosaur over to a car so he puts one in his mouth. Yay!
Shoot the gas tank when he has a car in his mouth so you's give him some boo-boos!
Ya'll wait till you can see the bottom of the car before you shoot.
Increases seeker bear run speed so they find targets more quickly
Aw, crap. I hate when I die.
Well, better than the inevitable drunken car crash the fat man was going to kill me in.
They're definitely going to eat our bodies.
RESTART ACTIVITY
Start a new campaign from scratch
You have won a Deathmatch mode (free-for-all or as a team)
Choose between free-for-all, or playing in teams.
I think y'all know what to do with that there rocket launcher.  For those slow-headed folks, it's gonna launch a rocket and go boom!
You got a satchel charge!  And it goes with your shirt, yay!
Taunt a dead opponent with Quagmire in Multiplayer
Follow the Objective Marker to the Nerd's DJ table
You picked up a sexy party, y'all.  Use it to make your enemies only wants to dance.
<img src="controllerSymbol_LB.tif" width="90" height="45" vspace="-18" /> (INCOMPLETE)
Ha! It's locked!  You should see the look on your faces!
Roar!  I'm a pirate!  Get me out of this cell!
You can tell people you're friends with the mayor if you get me out of here.
Thank you, citizen!  I hope I have your vote in the next pirate election.
CORRUPT
GAME STATS
Storage.
Invisibility: Turn Invisible for a Short Time
Kings of Quahog
Are you sure you want to quit the game and return to the title screen?  Any unsaved progress will be lost.
Save successful.
Unlocked at Start.
Get a 10 kill streak in Deathmatch
LAST SAVE
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Disconnect Speakers
Activate game cheats
CALIBRATE MOTION CONTROLLER
THIS WILL EXIT YOUR CURRENT SESSION. YOU WILL LOSE ALL PROGRESS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
CREDITS
That's multiple kills there, Player One.
HERE COMES A HORDE!!!
An error occurred trying to get the user list.
Okay, now y'all need to free all these people.  That one there was handsome.  Jeffrey: "I know!"  Bruce:  "Stop it, Jeffrey."
Good has the flag.
Team Good has the flag.
Nice job, Team Good! You are in posession of the flag.
I'm not sure, but from up here, it looks like the Good team has the flag.
Yeah!  You got the flag, team good!
PRESS {var:UIFGUY_Reload} WHEN READY
Are you sure you want to quit?
Stay away from my baby! And my dog!  Yeah, I care about my dog, too!
Please, hurry!  The supermarket closes in a half hour!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Unlock Seamus' Cell
Alright, you want a lesser character?  You got it.
Yeah, maybe Brian should contribute a little too.
Um, I think this diaper's gonna need to be swapped out, too.
Oh, you think it might be a good idea to give the one-year-old a break?
Oh good.  I thought I was going to have to do everything.
You, uh… you sure you want to use Brian?
Just so you know, you can now use those resupply points to purchase new stuff.
Hey, can I have everyone's attention?  Items can now be purchased with your resupply points.
Why don't y'all go 'head and try to find another way into the hospital.  And don't be afraid of them doctors, neither.  They's some smart cookies!
Locate the Factory Entrance
SURVIVE THE WAVES - STAR *
 Come on, I'm better than these guys.
 I'm just... I'm just gonna to take a little nap.
 Aw, man, I suck.
Complete the "Handicapable" level
Bomb Planted
Earn stars the longer your survive against the pirate hordes. Don’t let them sink your ship and be sure to repair your cannons so you can fight back.В  В В
I haven't seen one woman on this ship.
There's got to be a bottle of rum somewhere around here.
I take it we can just pee anywhere.
Hey, get back here with those!  I was going to wait one more year before I leaked naked pictures of me online!
Tourists Killed
You killed yourself with a grenade or satchel charge
Press {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} and {var:UIFGUY_ItemWheel} to Select Inventory Items and Power-Ups
But I'm too young to die!
Nobody saw that, right?
You'll rue the day you killed me!
Everyone, be afraid of death!  It hurts!  Ow, ow, owie, owie, ow!
What, are you killing kids now, you sicko?
Tell Rupert… I loved him very much.
Hey, what are you doing?!  You're playing video games wrong!
You stupid blaggard. How dare you get me killed?!
Eh, who cares?  I could use the rest.
Next time, play with Brian. You're not worthy of me.
What, are you guys from the nerd frat?
Cannons can be damaged, be ready to repair them.
Use the floating cameras to photograph girls.
P1, WHERE DID YOU GO?
Attack them with our secret technology! Just kidding, use your standard issue weapons.
High-damage and wide spread. Never leave home without it
RELOADING…
PRESS {var:UIAcceptImage} TO JOIN
 The house across the cul-de-sac has some speakers.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU RESCUED ALL OF THE ABLES!
Purchase Death
Follow the Objective Marker to Mort
Grabbing gear…
How Do I Jump?
Okay, boys, you've gotta watch my back while I get this door open.  Don't say anything bad about me though, I have good hearing.
Both of those guys are my friends!  Go, guys!  Win!
DISPLAY MODE ALERT
Saving…
Character Ability
FIGHT!!!
 Okay, so some guy named Les may show up in this parking lot.  Just pretend we don't see him.
 These guys seem like the type of people that beat their kids.
 You know, I'll try not to be noticed, but sometimes this light just shines way too bright.
 I'll only vote for him if he comes with a toy.
 I bet you can hock some major loogies from up here.
 Brian, he's coming!  I want to wave to him!. Oh no, wait we cant. We've got to shoot him.
 They're getting closer, Brian!  It's now or never!
 Brian, you can do this. I have faith in everything you do.
Track your cash and the supply crates.
{var:UIFGUY_SwitchCharacter}
Find all the Sorority Girl Photos in "It's all Greek to Me".
Alright, let's get these dicks.
You really experience a range of emotions when you get resurrected.
By the way… no heaven.
I've gotta write about that experience...
The ASPCA is going to hear about that.
I've got a lot more drinking to do.
Oh, look who's not dead anymore.
Let's be careful this time, huh, moron?
PLAYER 1
PLAYER 2
PLAYER 3
PLAYER 4
PLAY AS
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to pick up flag
Hey, guys. I’m Gus, the assistant.
If y'all hit the target, you can get these platforms up and moving.  Then you's can jump on over to the other side!
Shoot the target to activate the platforms.  Then you can leap across 'em like sheeps in a dream!
To detonate the satchel charge press {var:UIFGUY_Aim} after throwing it.
Headshots do critical damage.
Some weapons create hazards in the world that do damage.
2-Player CO-OP is available anytime in Story Mode. Turn on a second controller and press <img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> to travel the Multiverse with Stewie & Brian.
The weapon wheel allows for quick access to your arsenal.
Buy new weapons, upgrades, characters and costumes in the Store.
Watch for objective icons in the HUD to point you in the right direction.
If you're lost look in the objective screen to find clues on what to do.
Reload in between enemy waves, so you're ready for the next fight.
Oh, yeah, that's fair!  They just magically drop these things out of the sky!
Oh god!  Not my inventory!  Please!
Hello, insurance?  I'd like to buy a very large policy right now! No, everything's fine!
Are you sure you want to restart the current activity? All current game progress will be lost.
Head to the Alpha Beta frathouse and steal their jackets
Joe Swanson
Hey, you think any of those might have something that squeaks in them?
Oh, okay, I see what we’re doing here.
Thaaanks. We’re gonna go do that thing now.
It was really nice of him to make us sandwiches, but I’m not gonna eat mine.
Stewie, that's a multiverse portal, right?  I think we can use this to go back and get stuff if we need it.
Oh, look at that, we’re on a boat! Okay, it says that in this universe, pirating became so dominant that the overall progress of the world was stunted. Now everyone’s a pirate.
Weapon Wheel
 Who votes for a cheeseburger?
 There's something very familiar about this whole situation.
 There's a couple bangable chicks down there.
 Boy, this is a lot of security for a cheeseburger.
 God these guys are douchebags.
Hey, where'd that little control point go?
Well, that's it, guys.  That control point is history.
Well, you can say sayonara to that control point.  It's gone.  That's what that means in Japanese.
Just like the use of my legs, that control point is gonzo.
Scuse me?  Um, I thought I told y'all to go through that garage.
Why don't y'all go into the garage?  It's nice and shady in there.
Rail Gun
Purchase and upgrade your instruments of mayhem
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Detonate Explosives
Frame the Jock Frat
YOU DIDN’T SURVIVE ALL THREE ROUNDS!
AUDIO
"Chicken Fight!" Cinematics Unlocked
 Screw you.
 No. Since when do you smoke?
Hey, No one told me to like you!
Disconnecting speakers…
Free Seamus with a key from one of the pirates.
Find a way back inside, ya hear.
Hey!  You needs to get back in that stinky space station.
Place the stolen jackets on the float
 Good job getting the girls and beer, but we can't hear the music even with our hearing aides turned all the way up.
Y'alls got's to be patient.  That little boy's like a souffle:  It might take time to rise, but it's well worth the wait.
Losing!
 Those turrets are crazy!  I think we're going to have to throw an explosive to destroy them.
 You bastard! I'm gonna kill you for what you did to me!
 If this is the Evil Universe, shouldn't the Evil Monkey be good?
 The player loses control of Brian and he starts chasing the laser. He gets to it, tries jumps at it, and tries to bite it.  He takes damage.
 There's that little bastard again!
 We can't shoot it. We're going to have to use his own weapons against him.
 Look at that, the laser went out when we--
 Don't do that.
Haha!  I don't have insurance, maties!
Attack, my mateys! ATTACK!
All weapons unlocked!
Number of Kills
Follow the Objective Markers to the next elevator
CHARACTERS
How does it feel to buy your friends?
Alright, Bri, here's the deal: Only one of us fights at a time.  Think of it like tag-team wrestling: when you get hurt or too tired, tag out.
Listen, Brian, it's gonna be a long journey.  One of us is gonna have to rest while the other one's fighting.  Let's not try to be heroes, if we get tired, we swap out.
Your Xbox 360 console doesn't have enough free blocks to save new games. Existing save games may be overwritten.
STAND FACING THE SENSOR.
PLAY AS PLAYER 2
SAVE FAILED!
SAVE GAME
You gonna shoot me in the face with your cannon, big boy?!
Kill your opponents in a Free for All or Team Match. Match ends when either the Time or Kill limit is reached.
Each Kill earns money you can use to buy Weapons at in game store portals.
Win by getting the most kills at the end of a match.
Look for a switch on the ground floor
Good job, Player Four.  That's a textbook triple kill.
You did it!
You're a hero.
Keep it up, soldier!
Keep it up!
Yeah!
You did it!
You're a good person, you know that?
Good job, my friend.
Nice!
Sweet!
Default
Guys, please get me outta here.  This poop bucket's full to the brim!
Hey, fellas?  It'll be worth your while if you open this door.  Not-- not in a gay way though.
Increases clip size so you can pull off more rounds before reloading
 Killed by a crippled guy? I'd rather the obituary say put to sleep.
 I always thought I'd drink myself to death over a typewriter.
 I feel like I'm getting worse at this.
Oh, there's not a party going on. You're-- you're just insane and imagining all of this.
What do we say, boys?!
Dude, don't let that chick in! That's the one that Duffy crapped on!
It's weird, like one side of my face is like… numb, and the other… it's just like, 'Hey.'
Dude, after this semester, I'm gonna get my backpack, and just… go.
Hey, guys?  I'm friends with all the RA's, and they're gonna hear about this.
Man, I love being hazed! This is how true friends are made!
I need you to get my pictures back!
SAVE SUCCESSFUL!
Boy, that really shakes up your man bag, doesn't it?

Oh god!  Oh my god!  Please don’t kill me, please don't kill me!
Handgun
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Pull Lever
<img src="controllerSymbol_RB.tif" width="90" height="45" vspace="-18" />
Give me a funeral like Spock!
Tell those on earth I hate them all.
It's a weird way to go, Bri.  But I'll take it.
Storage device not selected.
Collect Evil Mayor West's Kitty Figurines
Eliminate all enemies in this area to gain access to the cornfield
Pause Menu
Alright, West, get those bombs back here if you want to live.
What is it?
Unlock All Levels
It's pretty dangerous out here, we best find a way back inside.
Reprogram the Radar Tanks
Hex Circle
OBJECTIVE:
MISSION SELECT
YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO SAVE ANY WORKOUT PROGRESS. DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE AS A GUEST?
This save appears to be damaged and cannot be used.
You better reprogram all them little radio tanks.  They been sayin' all sorts of bad things.
Continue without saving
Hey, are you an actor? 'Cause I just got your headshot.
I really want to lick that up.
You're gonna want to keep Quagmire away from that wound.
NOT ENOUGH FREE BLOCKS
Hang around the room with Quagmire in a baby costume for 30 seconds
Follow the Objective Marker to the Quarry
Release Gas to Trigger Emergency Door
The game uses an Autosave feature. When the Autosave icon <img src="SaveLoad_Vortex.tif" width="32" height="32" vspace="-8" />  is displayed do not turn off the Xbox 360 Console or remove the selected Storage Device.
Oh, was-- was that today? Pssh, yeah, no way I can make that either. I’m canceling too, man. Wow, good memory, though. I totally blanked on that.
My god, Bertram?! But... how is this possible? I-- I killed you!
Ohhh, so you got yourself a multiverse remote, huh?
Sorry. Hang on one sec. You remember the multiverse theory?
It’s the one about how there’s alternate universes that coexist with ours on parallel dimensional planes. So in each of these universes, the reality is different than our own. Sometimes only slightly, sometimes quite radically. This Bertram is from a universe where we never killed him.
Sorry, not a genius. Now, what do you want?
Brian, this is bad. With a crossdimensional army, he’ll have no problem destroying our universe. Who knows what he’s going to bring back here.
We have to try and stop him before he can organize his attack.
Alright, Brian, we’re going to need to arm ourselves. I’m sure he knows we’re going to come after him. His armies are going to be waiting for us every step of the way.
1 of 2
2 of 2
Kill yourself with a grenade or satchel charge
Locate the Amish Metal Supply
Multi-Kill
Alright, I could choke a few chickens.
Good for Peter, exercising.  Probably too late, but good for him.
As a dog, I have trouble with abstract concepts.  And, uh, alien chickens in space is... sort of one of those.
Those damn chickens have kidnapped everyone we know!
Are you sure you want to switch activities?  All current game progress will be lost.
Total Score
Bow and Arrow
THIS WILL EXIT YOUR CURRENT SESSION. YOU WILL LOSE ALL PROGRESS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
Player Three. In the lead.
Keep it up, Player Three!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Grab Pirate Weapons
Planting bomb...
PRESS {var:UIFGUY_Reload} TO ACCESS STORE
Alright, now we should probably go find that Long John Peter fella. Use the canons and blow those penis lovers out of the water.
Destroy Bertram's War Machine
Oh my god, that is hilarious.
 Stewie, that's a multiverse portal, right?  I think we can use this to go back and get stuff if we need it.
I'm getting sick of all this sci-fi crap.
Itchy space crotch.  Is that a thing?  'Cause I have it.
Stewie, we're in space!  What a terrible time to not have any weed on me.
You uh, you think these things are safe to eat?  Little barbecue sauce... might not be bad.
You know, even if we get killed by chickens, at least we don't walk like that.
Complete all secondary objectives
You Killed a Civilian!
What the hell? Wait a minute Brian, this isn’t where we were supposed to go.
I don’t know. The remote’s not working for some reason. You know, everyone said, “Get on the cloud. It’s gonna be great.” And everything’s been a nightmare since.
I don’t have the proper tools. But maybe we can find someone who does.
According to the multiverse remote, this is... a universe ruled by Greeks.
Oh yeah. Greeks have always have been gross and still are. But, no, it’s not those kinds of Greeks, Brian. It’s worse. It’s frat boys.
Crap! Brian, run! We have to find someone to help us fix my remote!
What’s a knob-gobbler?!
Exposing gas…
MOVE TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE PLAY SPACE.
GOOD Won the Control Point!
Are you sure you would like to load this save? All previous unsaved game progress will be lost.
WAITING FOR OTHER PLAYER
You gots to get some weapons, fast!
Hey, Stewie, can I get some more of that hand lotion?  The cold is really drying out my skin.
Eww, gross.
Total:
Walk along the table to avoid waking the frat guys
Walk along the table to avoid waking the frat guys
"Pussy Whipped" Concept Art Unlocked
Player Three, dead.
CONFIRM SIGN OUT
Successfully kill an enemy with one shot
The ruined building is the safest spot, use it to your advantage.
Between rounds, collect as much cash as you can and buy upgrades.
There are NO health or ammo upgrades out in the field.
Use the turrets to help protect your position.
Cars explode and do area damage, use them to take out groups of enemies.
Survive all three rounds to win.
Die and it is game over. In co-op, if both players die, it is game over.
Rounds Survived
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate Escape Pod
Now you need to disable the alarm for that skylight so you can get in without causin' a stir.
Locate Santa's office
Defeat Santa
You just couldn't keep your dirty hands out of my son's corn hole, could you?!В  Now you must go.
 My um… my handicap isn't physical.
 They told me I'll never be able to live alone.  I have to go live in a special community.
Come back to the party, I'm scared.
Help me! Girls are showing up!
<img src="SaveLoad_Vortex.tif" width="32" height="32" vspace="-8" />
Commanders Killed
PRESS <img src="controllerSymbol_Y.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> TO GO TO THE KINECT TUNER IF YOU ARE HAVING SENSOR PROBLEMS.
Move Forward
Player Four wins.
CLICK ANYWHERE TO START
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We meet again.
I'm ba-ack.
Do over!
Okay, I'll go for real this time.
You know, dying really takes a lot out of you.
How's that homework coming?
Okay… gettin' a little tired of that.
Alright, let's regroup.  We got this.
LOAD GAME
Reduce cooldown amount for Brian's Dodge ability
The longer you survive, the more stars you earn.
Watch your ship's health, they will try to sink you.
Sinking Dinghies will give you a health boost
"Chicken Fight!" Concept Art Unlocked
Press {var:UIFGUY_ObjectivesMenu} to view Objective Screen.
Return to main menu
WEAPONS
Stand tall, y'all! Y'all gonna have to stick around and defeat all them bad guys!
Room isn't clear
The spare crane part is close by.
Change your identity if you have been misidentified.
"It's All Greek To Me" Cinematics Unlocked
Use Special Ability/Item
Hey, chicken!  Hundred grand if you kill him!
They got music over there. Let's go steal their speakers.
 I like taking things from these dicks.
 Oh boy, I think we better go help the nerds.
EXISTING PLAYER DETECTED
OBJECTIVE:
I'm not a bettin' man, but I'd place a fake wager for a charity that there's another way into that room.
Default
Beddy-Bye Time
Pizza Night
SWAT
Prom Night
Evil
Look around the construction site for a spare crane part to fix the crane
Take the flag from the Greased-Up Deaf Guy and get it back to your dropzone!
Good team has captured the control point!
We have a situation here.  The good team has taken the control point.
I just got word that the good team has captured the control point.  You're alright by me, good team.
Yeah, good team!  Now that's how you capture a control point!
Save Data 1
Save Data 2
Save Data 3
IDENTITY CORRECTION
You will be unable to save progress. Do you want to continue as a Guest?
Step 1: Hold to charge. Step2: Release to fire. Step 3) Laugh maniacally
Get  Out of There!
Projectiles launched from this weapon will fly through the air much faster
Guys!  She's going down!  We've gotta get off this boat! C'mon! You're my only friends!
Block
If you leave, this level will restart from the beginning.  Are you sure you want to leave?
Unlock all other Achievements found in the game
What the hell is this? This isn’t our universe!
Looks like Quahog was vaporized or something.
Well ruinned of course.
Why are you saying it like that? That's not how you say ruined.
What ruinned?
What do you call the remains of ancient Greek structures.
Ruins.
Say ruined
Ruinned.
Ruined
Ruinned.
Ruined
Ruinned
Dumbass
Oh Brian don't be crueel.
Help help! I mean, Charlie Tango Cash, 47 Victor Charlie, Mary hartman mary hartman!
Well well, we meet again”
Who the hell was that?
Come on, Stewie, let's go
What the hell did Stewie do to this place?
God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! (Gunfire over screaming)
Ahhh, now THAT is a challenge.
Wow, ok this is ridiculous
They're evil!
It's going to be a shame to destroy such a worthy adversary.
Nobody likes you here, man!
Good day to you sir, and now prepare to die! HAAAAAAAAA!!
Don't move.
I got ya.
Show yourself, damn you!
First rule of war is know thy enemy.
This is so unexpected!
Р‘OHРЈCР«
As soon as this bomb gets close enough to your house, BOOM! Everything you know will be dust! The games are over, Stewie! It’s time to die!
The cripples have captured a bunch of “able” people and plan of crippling them.  Find and rescue these people before they are converted.
Internal Group 5
Winning Score:
Thanks, fellas. I'm gonna go free the others. Maybe if everyone's up for it, we can all form a group or a gang. Aah! You got to free more prisoners, Seamus. That way you have a better chance at making friends with someone. Remember, you've gotta put yourself out there.
 You know, there's probably a lot of inspirational handicapped stories here for you to write bad stories about.
 Okay, rude. I'm actually trying to be helpful.
 Hey, you don't have a cigarette on you, do you?
 I'll have one here and there if I'm in the Multiverse.
Take the Shot Before the Rival Mayor Escapes!
 I got a keg but didn't want to put the deposit down for a tap?  Would you find one for me?
Hey! Over here! Let's hang out!
Dying ends the level
Follow the arrow markers to the next bomb
Kill 5 enemies in a row
Saving…
<img src="controllerSymbol_B.tif" width="46" height="46" vspace="-8" />
Increases overall ammo capacity so you can carry more ammo at one time
Haha, Stewie!  I have a space shuttle and you don't!
Enjoy this care package, imbeciles!
I guess you're not as dumb as I imagined.  But you'll still never find me!
You're on an express elevator to hell, morons!
You have all of the bombs, now fight you way out of there.
Yeah I've just been going wherever I want.
What, why?
Hey, no problem. Thanks for fixing the remote.
You just got a big, bad thick rocket launcher. Use it smart y'all.
Score retrieval failed. Unknown Error.
Command succeeded. Empty leaderboard.
Score retrieval failed. Ranking was disabled. No Network connection.
Score retrieval failed parsing top scores. Code: 2
Score retrieval failed parsing top scores. Code: 3
Score retrieval failed parsing top scores. Code: 4
Score retrieval failed parsing top scores. Code: 5
Score retrieval failed parsing top scores. Code: 6
Score retrieval failed. Queue Full.
This is like, sooo inconvenient!
Who can I bitch to about this?!
This is what happens when you go to a fat people airport.
Don't touch my carryon!
Um, excuse me?!  They cut!
High Power Pistol
Aaah!  That's my nerd-choking arm!
I have a high threshold for pain, wimp!
Flags Captured
<img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> START GAME
Tough through the pain, you idiot!  Come on!
Giddy-up, let's go!
Don't give up on me, boy!  Only a little ways to go!
That's a cute little doll.  You should find some more so he can have some play friends.
Find a way to burn them hay bails!  Seems like that's where they comin' from!
It's gonna get harder!
You picked up a Boom Bear!
Complete "Santa's Sweatshop".
Better let me take care of this, guys.
You guys are amateurs.  Let me show you how a real man does this.
Oh, thank god.  The family's still alive.  …And Chris is touching himself.
God, now I remember why we killed this guy off the show.
The gas tank, Stewie we gotta shoot the gas tank!
SUCCESS!
Don't shoot the Tourists
Hmm, looks like we might need something to get this here crane working. Look around and see what you can dig up.
Press the START button to skip
CHARACTERS
Locate the perfect spot to plant each jacket
Find the valves, y'all!
Hey, it's those douchbags who stole the pictures of us!


Peter!  It's me, Brian!
Number of Deaths
<img src="treasureChest.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />
New Multiplayer Map Now Available for Purchase
Total Ammo Capacity
Auto-Destruct Sequence Initiated…
<img src="controllerSymbol_RStick.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Complete "Handicapable".
Internal Group 4
EVIL is Capturing a Control Point
 Which house is ours?  I'm so wasted!  Aren't you guys wasted?!
 I put my own panties in my mouth tonight and I'm gonna be in business someday!
 My cute phone cover's an extension of my personality, you guys.
 Those jocks are jerks wreckin' our float!
 I can't believe those jocks wrecked our float! We should just like, get pregnant with their babies.
Dad… mom's gonna be pissed if she finds out about this.
This is so disgusting!
Round MVP
Adjust music, dialog and sounds
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Grab Rupert
Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to Fire or Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Exit
GUDG
{var: UIFGUY_WeaponWheelHint}
Acquire any collectible special inventory items and use it 25 times in Story Mode.
C'mon, let's just be bros. Okay, bro?
Humiliation
Script Incomplete - CHXX_OBJECTIVES_SIRI_BOSS
"It's All Greek To Me" Concept Art Unlocked
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Amish Amuck".
Cat Launcher
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Last Minute Shoppers".
Complete the "Pussy Whipped" level
Р‘OHРЈCР«
Press  {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Collect Lisa's Photo
Kill all enemies in wave 3
 Corn's kinda gross 'cause I bet a lot of perverts hide in it.
Well, I guess the Amish like to party, huh?  I'm totally down with that, man.  I'm like, not a square or anything.
Wow, those seeds actually work. I hate to say it, but Bertram's kinda legit.
Look at him.  He runs like a Welshman.  Doesn't he?  Doesn't he run like a Welshman?
We finally have the town to ourselves.
Stupid dog.
Oh my god this is ridiculous, I'm going to have to kill you.
My God, look at you fat bastards. I bet none of you can find your own penis!
Find you penis, one dollar! One dollar find your penis!
Is that part of your stand up act?
Don't…don't take me to a black doctor
ok, now remember to play it cool -- act like you belong here
Oop, guess he's goin first
I feel bad staring without having paid for a ticket
what're you, deaf?
We're here for dinner!
Run!
Instead of sitting here and complaining, why don't we go down there and protest?
I'm not sure this is the right place for us.
Oh my god, look!
I'm a freakin baby and I'm cooler than they are
its really sad.... And a tiny bit funny!!
I hate this place!
I say, the media has totally blown this entire thing out of proportion
Are you telling me that you have a problem with me being handicapped?
I'll be back with more handicap guys.
This place is like a ghost town.
You got tables for 30?
Battlestations everyone!
At my signal, unleash hell!
You freakin psychopath!
Job well done!
We did it!
A game already exists. Would you like to overwrite it? All game progress associated with this save will be lost.
No.  You use too much and I need it.  If I'm going to shoot things, I need my hands to be moisturized.
Look at that.  Those two elves are urinating on each other.
Yeah, eww, gross.
Let's find somethin' that goes Boom! and maybe we can get that tower down!
Ooh!  Remember them explodin' barrels from earlier?  Maybe there's some around here that we could use.
Cross the rooftops to reach the sniper nest.
Rewards Unlocked!
Evil West's jetpack is too nimble. Find something bigger to hit him with.
Steal the Jocks' Jackets
SMG
 We've got to find Joe and put and end to his reign of terror. So get something to put in his spokes.
Wow, everywhere smells like urine here.
You know Joe used to model for these?
Okay, yeah, that's definitely Joe. Hello, Mr. Swanson!
Is that-- is that Joe?  I feel bad, but they all kinda look alike to me.
Ray Gun
Entering code...
Roid rage!
You gotta hit the gym, bro!
Brian, Stewie, you’re alive! Yay, we’re saved!
CHEATS
Frozen enemies can be shattered.
Complete secondary objectives to unlock rewards.
Special abilities charge over time.
Shoot explosive destructibles to do damage to enemies in the environment.
Head shots award bonus cash.
Play co-op with 2 players in Story Mode. You can drop in/drop out anytime!
{var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch}
Looks like you two dicks made my naughty list this year!
Hey, you want to sit on my lap before I shoot you?
Sorry, the only presents you're getting are bullets.
You like my gun?  It's a little gift I decided to give myself.
This is the part of Christmas where I shoot you.
A trusty pistol for all occasions
The security console requires codes to operate.
Turning valve…
REDEMPTION
Internal Group 3
*BONUS
Break the lamps to help burn down the Magic Trees.
Y'all oughta poke around and sees where they getting all them precious metals from.    Maybe they minin' it out of a big hole somewheres.
LOIS DIED!
Oh God, my claustrophobia's setting in!
Let me out of here! I need to get out of here!
Thanks for your help, Griffins
don't worry Brian, I got a plan
I know we're not here to place blame or beat ourselves up, but I can't help feelin like this is somehow Meg's fault
This is even worse than that time I forgot how to sit down.
Your ancestors were a bunch of pimps and whores
First of all, I don't know what that is, and second of all, no freaking way
“Glenn?  Glenn Quagmire..?  What are you doing here?”
“That son of a bitch!” (pissed)
Yes Bertram, I'm alive. And I think you'll find all your guards incapacitated
Victory shall be mine!
Well, well, well.
My, my.
What an amusingly misguided view.
You leave me no choice but to declare WAR!
What took you so long.
emote, evil laugh
This whole playground is under my control.
You have an annoying habit of turning up where you're not welcome.
So, Stewie Griffin invented a time machine.
Hello Stewie.
You don't realize it yet, but your life is about to cease to exist.
Here, play with this.  At least you can spend your final moments doing something you enjoy.
gasp Stewie!
You're about to be yesterday's hop scotch chalk on a sidewalk Stewie.  Erased!
What are you talking about?
You have an annoying habit of turning up where you're not welcome.
You're about to be yesterday's hop scotch chalk on a sidewalk Stewie.  Erased!
If you're going to pull a party out of your ass, you might want to stand up.
You dirty birdie! How could you?
We’re finished, we’re never going to get home,
Well hello there young man.
I should never have come here.
Right on, let’s do it!
We need more Lemon Pledge
Well folks that's the news and I AM OUTTA HERE!
Today's the big day.
...you are the height of just too muchery
Let's blow this sausage-fest and hit the international house of tail!”
I just lost control of my bladder...
...Oh, why didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to.
Whoa what’s this place?
Yeah, this universe looks weird.
(Screaming in fright)
Oh God Brian not again, why can't you stop peeing on the carpet!
Don't worry Brian -- those goosebumps will go away in about 20 minutes.
Stewie, that is the worst thing I have ever seen, ever. And I've seen Peter when he's frozen in sex face
We've got to stop Bertram. What do we do?
Don't worry Brian, I'll come up with something.  Remember, I'm a genius.
Did you just crap your diaper?
I got scared.
I'm uncomfortable, you have to change me.
I'm not changing you, we don't even have any diapers.
What's the matter?  You miss your mommy?
Oh, yes I miss my mommy.  I also miss calic and rectal thermometry
Whatever you say…momma's boy
This was exhausting.  This whole whole experience was absoluteley exhausting.  You are absolutely the most insufferable group a jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with.  I hope you all beeeep-ing die.
If you need me, Ill be in space
What’s wrong?!?! Why are we still here?
I don't know.
Stewie, it's not working.
Yeah, and you know what’s not going to fix it? Your shouting!
Oh my God this place looks terrible!
I think it's a safe bet that that's responsible.
Stewie, that is the worst thing I have ever seen, ever. And I've seen Peter when he's frozen in sex face
I shall end your reign of matriarchal tyranny.
She must be destroyed!
Oh blast you and your estrogenical treachery”
..Aaaannd it begins
You gotta be kidding me
This place officially sucks worse than the WNBA
You're acting like a psycho bitch
I just wish I didn't have to look at it
She needs to get laid… Big time.
Eww, even I found that to be in bad taste
silence you contemptible shrew
Stow the 'tude, queenie. You and I have a problem. Read it and weep.
Go back where you came from, you bastards!
Don't know how much longer I can last.
I'm scared..I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is the kind of thing that always resolves itself if you just ignore it.
aw geez, we’re screwed
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Multiple over the top cries.
You messy beast
You are twisted Lady!
Oh that's gotta hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from zinadine zidan
The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten…I will not be forgetting…those outrages…no, they won't be forgotten
outrages, yeah, yeah I think we got it.
That doesn't make any sense.
You know what Stewie? If you don't like it, go on the internet and complain
What the hell is going on here
Ah, ah. Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Brian, pick up. over
What?
Brian, please say over when you finish talking. over.
{var:UIFGUY_Melee}
LOADING
FORMATTING...
LEVEL
Steal the Military Frat's Keg Tap
Oh, I want to go see what that sound was!
That looks like the thing Mort wants. I don't know what a tap is.
Collect all the parking Placards in "Handicapable".
SELECT SAVE
You look like a really hard poop.
Is-- is that cocoa butter?
Not so strong now, you gross weirdo.
SELECT TEAM
NOTES:
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What?
Oh, yeah. So what?
Well... I-- I don’t think that’s true.
If Bertram is recruiting an army, why would he go after handicapped people? I mean, couldn’t we just kind of… push ‘em over?
Alright, come on. Let’s find out what Bertram was doing here.
Alright, it’s done.
Hey, Brian? We just murdered a politician. We should get out of here.
I’m probably right, or I am right?
Yeah, I’m right. And you’re just a dog.
Zoom/Detonate
MAP
OFF
Yes
YOU DIED!
Activating escape pod…
Alright, Bri. At least we know Bertram won’t be attacking us from the sea. Let’s get out of here.
Look, we appreciate your help and everything, but you can’t come with us.
What?
Airport'12
No Place Like Home
Alright, Bri, here's the deal: Only one of us fights at a time.  Think of it like tag-team wrestling: when you get hurt or too tired, tag out.
 Listen, Brian, it's gonna be a long journey.  One of us is gonna have to rest while the other one's fighting.  Let's not try to be heroes, if we get tired, we swap out.
 Crap. They're posting those pictures of us all over the place!
 Okay, that was dumb. Come on, Stewie, they know we're here.
Earn 3 challenge stars in "The Crips and Ables".
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Turn Valve
Time Remaining
The Active Gamer Profile has changed. Returning to the Title Screen
1. Find the "Non-Crips" and free them.
2. Don't shoot your teammates
3. Rescue everyone before the timer runs out.
4. If you die, it's game over.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Unlock Cell
No storage device has been selected. You will not be able to save game progress. Would you like to select a storage device now?
Kill all enemies in wave 2
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Show that wooden whatsamajiggy who's boss, y'all!  Take him down!
Player Two wins.
YOU RAN OUT OF TIME!
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HOLD {var:UIFGUY_Reload} TO COLLECT THE GOLD
The selected Storage Device contains previous save progress. Selecting an existing save slot will overwrite all progress associated with that slot.
Follow the Objective Marker to the Animal House
Oh yeah, bite me, you tool!
Fine, I'm leaving!  And I'm taking all my terrible Amish stuff with me!
Flame Thrower
Oh my god! That scumbag stole pictures of me and my sorority sisters!  I'll pretend to like whoever gets them back!
 Okay, really starting to hate these guys.
 Brian, there's twenty grand under my crib. It's yours. Don't tell Chris.
 Dead baby here!
Unlock by collecting all of the handicap placards in "Handicapable".
Keep an eye out for more booty will ye? I mean gold. Booty means gold in pirate speak, in case ye were confused.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to Fire or Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Exit
Back to the Multiverse
"It's All Greek To Me" Clip 1
"It's All Greek To Me" Clip 2
"Something's Amish" Clip 1
"Something's Amish" Clip 2
"Handicapable" Clip 1
"Handicapable" Clip 2
"Pussy Whipped" Clip 1
"Pussy Whipped" Clip 2
<img src="controlPoint.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />
Camera Control
Hey, you really got a knack for that cannon.  Two emerald bracelets says you can't shoot all of 'em.
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You burned the Amish pot fields
Good job, Evil team.  You successfully captured that control point.
You did it, Evil team!  You captured the control point.  I'm proud of ya.
Well that does it.  The control point has been captured by the evil team.
You gotta hand it to the evil team.  They did a hell of a job capturing that control point.
Your save game appears damaged and cannot be used. Would you like to create a new save game?
Internal Group 2
Bear Detonation Time
Use the floating cameras to photograph girls.
Use Gear to Repair Crane
Return to the Wii Menu Data Management screen
Pieces of Eight be hidden
Jump across all them rooftops and find the gun they left for y'all.
Y'all need to be a bunch of sneakies now.  Don't let 'em see ya's.
Oh no!  If them cameras see you, there's gonna be trouble.
Kill all enemies in wave 3
Equip this weapon to your primary weapons slot
Equip this weapon to your secondary weapons slot
Equip this weapon to your tertiary weapons slot
Use {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitchPrev} or {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitchNext} to quickly switch between Stewie's or Brian's weapons
Keep fighting!  It's very difficult to unlock a door when you don't have fingers.  Now that I think about it, one of you shoulda been on key duty!
There better be football in heaven.
Now I'll never have kids that'll beat up other kids!
Tell my dad I hate him!
There's gotta be another door to the master control room somewhere.  Don't worry, we's gonna find the back door together.
SWAP
Ships Sunk
Scorched Earth
Hey, uh, you guys mind if I tag along with ya?
Wait!
Ah, crap. I got nothin’.
They’ll be back.No they won’t.
Set 6 Charges without either character dying.
 Come on… I'll let you wreck me in the rec room..
 C'mon, you guys! I put deodorant on… everywhere…
 Let me in. All my other friends said they died.
Browse Secondary
Items
Aha! Stowaways, methinks!
And ye brought treasure I see! Aha!
Take the prisoners to the brig! I’ll be in me quarters making cloth maps of no place in particular!
Aha!
YOU HAVE DIED!
<img src="controlPoint.tif" width="64" height="64" vspace="-12" />CONTROL POINT!

Hold a control point to capture it.
Destroy the T-Rex's Rocket Launchers
SWITCH ACTIVITY
Hey it's those douchebags who stole the pictures of us!
Look at how fast those little Asian hands can work.  Amazing.
Kill 2 enemies just before dying
Fellas!  She needs to be stunned before that steam can hurt her!
Don't release steam until she's dazed, y'all!
You's gonna have to pull the lever to release the steam.  Then you can cook that chicken.
Press {var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow} as Brian to Throw a Molotov
Most points scored in a round
Yay!  You destroyed one of them tacky lawn arts!  You should get rid of all of thems in the neighborhood.
EMPTY
Follow the Objective Marker to the Sorority Girl
Enter Codes into the Security Console
Kill all enemies in wave 1
I guess space is better than being buried in the backyard.
Just shoot my body at the sun.
You know what?  These chickens are really starting to piss me off.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to activate Brian and Stewie's unique specials.
DEATHMATCH
Operate the cannons on this ship to destroy theirs
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Town Hall Beating".
Play the campaign adventure starring Stewie and Brian
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE
 I could crap anywhere here and no one would even be mad.
 Haven't seen a lot of females...
 Are these guys weirding you out, too?
 Hey, I, uh... I smoked a little weed back there, and I'm kind of freaking out. Not gay, but, would-- would you mind holding my hand?
 The suicide rate's gotta be pretty high here, right?
 Not an attractive people, are they?
 That's weird, my phone's picking up a wi-fi. Hey! Somebody's cheating!
 I like being an assassin.
 Come on, let's finish this.
 I could really go for a burger right now.
 God, have some self-respect. Cheap-ass suits.
 Who signs up to guard a cheeseburger?  Must be some proud parents out there.
LF Ray Gun
 Oh, come on, man!  You're sick.  Y-- you know, you got problems. Okay, maybe just one.
We've got a double kill for Player Two.
Save successful.
Cooperative play
Every round is harder than the last.
Every 10th rounds is a boss round.
Respawning is disabled during a round.
Resupply weapons and ammo only between rounds.
Track your cash and the supply crates.
You're on your own now...good luck!
Player Four, dead.
You killed Meg during a Multiplayer Match
Internal Group 1
Hey, guys!  I'm good at college, look!
 I'm havin' chest pains, but I'm just gonna dance through 'em!
Charge this up for some homing fun.
No spawn camping, no H4x, obey gravity, and ignore all previous rules…
Not enough cash!
Just so you know, once you freeze one of your enemies, you can shatter 'em in little tiny pieces or just keep freezin' 'em until they dead.
Boy, we really live in a crap town, don't we?
Well, we sure got a nice day for it, huh?
I hope the world doesn't end today.  I've still got a whole season of Mad Men to catch up on.
I bet Chris is freaking out right now.
Only problem with an army of babies: Lotta crappy diapers.
You know, and I thought one Bertram voice was hard to take.
Kill all enemies in wave 2
Go through another door to progress
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There you have it.  The control point has been lost.
Boom!  There goes another control point.
Yeah!  It's gone! You did it!  You took over the control point!
Awesome. I haven't seen a control point taken down like that in years!
Shut Up Meg
Get down here!
You're going to have to fly better than that!
Easy.
I thought I told you to steal the jackets?  Hurry up, my allergies are coming on.
NEW OBJECTIVE
PRESS <img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-8" /> TO SELECT
If y'all hit the target, you can get these platforms up and moving.  Then you's can jump on over to the other side!
Defeat the Lummox to Get the Gates Open
 It's not as bad as it seems. They started with us!
Win an Infiltration map
Kill 30 Enemies
Kill 40 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
TROUBLESHOOT YOUR KINECT IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING PROBLEMS
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Money Shots".
Collect All of the Raunchy Sorority Photos
Head toward the hospital entrance
Okay, we’ll get to that later. We have to go, Bri. Bertram’s already got a head start on us.
HINT: Find a way to reach the camera!
ROUND COMPLETE
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Get Ammo
Officer Joe Swanson on the scene.
Ooh, you got you a little chicky!  Get 'em all and win a prize!
Activate the Crane
Switch Character
VERTICAL
 Nice job, Stewie. Ohhh thank you, I'm just doin' what I do.
 I don't like those turrets.  Lets just throw something explosive at them from cover.
 You again!  You're not going to stick Brian's tail in my mouth again are you?! I mean… a-are you?
 It's Evil Universe, not OPPOSITE universe. God, Brian, stay with me.
 Cool, lights in the sky.
 This little guy does not quit, huh?
 Boy, these radio tanks are pretty well guarded. Evil Mayor West must really like his AM radio.
Yeah went out when we destroyed that radio tower.
 What?  I just figured out what we need to do.
Taking poster…
It's All Greek to Me
Something's Amish
Handicapable
Pussy Whipped
No Cheese, Please
Long John Peter
Santa's Sweatshop
Chickens in Space
Chicken Fight!
Pop-pop-pop goes Rupert!
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Operate Pulley
Survive the First Wave of Enemies
Survive the Second Wave of Enemies
Survive the Final Wave of Enemies
You've switched between Brian and Stewie 10 times
P1 AND P2 HAVE BEEN MIXED UP.
Use the unlocked doors to reach Bertram's lab
Eh, who cares.  We're all gonna die.
YEAH!  WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
Bring the gear back to the crane to repair it
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Plant Bomb
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} Rapidly to Pull Lever
THE SAFEST PLACE IS IN THE RUINED BUILDING
Meg and Quagmire are on a naughty safari on Frat Row.В  Find as many windows as you can with girls partying on the other side and take a shot.В  Take the required photos and get out before the campus police arrive.
Successfully complete your first kill of an opposing team member in Multiplayer
Increase health by 50 points
Kill all enemies in wave 1
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU RESCUED THE TOURISTS!
READY
Like a mini volcano in your hands.
RETRY
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We're almost there!
Finish up!
Get some last kills!
External QA Group
Okay, now make your to the book depository on the other side of the hotel.  Just be careful jumpin' across them roofs!
Bipolar
Move Right
CLIPS
Grabbing…
It's the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man!
ROUND
COMPLETE
<img src="controllerSymbol_A.tif" width="46" height="46" vspace="-8" />
INFILTRATION!
Mouse 3
PETER, WATCH THE WINDOWS FOR SNIPERS!
RULES
{var: UIFGUY_WeaponWheelInventoryHint}
THE ENVIRONMENT IS TOO DARK, PLEASE TURN ON SOME LIGHTS.
Would you like to continue your game from the last checkpoint reached?
COLLECTING THE PIRATES GOLD
Activating Crane…
No-- no, I'm not going to chew the crap out of this.
We can't let those freaks get us, Stewie!
Look at that, he just burns all the letters kids write.
Dammit!  That little bastard just shut off the valve!
Tourists Rescued
Unable to save game.
 Yeah! This is my world, bitches!
QUIT GAME
You got the Multiverse Remote!
Find all the Ruperts in "Santa's Sweatshop".
Continue without the Wii Balance Board.
Assault Rifle
Are you sure you would like to overwrite your save? All previous game progress will be overwritten.
Sheez, what's your problem?
GOOOOOD! You horse's ass!
You look like a jackass
There's treachery afoot
Gimme that!
Doesn't look like anybody's home
“Oh crap!”
Wow I can't believe people are actually buying this
Ugh, creepy. What is this?
It's an Amish doll they're not allowed to have faces. Has something to do with vanity.
Looks like a cross dressing cobra commander.
Who?
Cobra commander, he's the head of cobra. The bad guys from GJ Joe. The guys who oddly shout the name of their terrorist organization as they're attacking?
Yeah I have a question -- what are you gonna do when Jesus comes back and puts a boot up your ass?
Oh that's very Christian
What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame.
This is what's wrong with society.В В В
Ugh, I need a drink
Excellent!
What is this?  This is a weird gun
Hey there young one, why so sad?
Crying…It's just that I really like this boy, but his dad…
Woop, look out.  Sorry there, didn't realize how long it had been since ol dumper did his business.  He'll be done soon enough.  Oh, maybe not.  Doesn't sound like poopin does it?  Sounds more like someone droppin sandwiches off a rooftop.  Watch out below, right?  Look like hacky sacks.  You'll be sorry if you kick em though.  Alrighty, well he seems to be all done now.  You have a good...oop, my goodness.  He must have gotten into the chicken feed again.  You'd think they'd know it wasn't in their diet but this is how they find out.  You may want to close your mouth.
Goodbye Abraham Lincoln people.
There's gotta be something we can do to take that place down
Brian, is this our vacation?
Yea.
Oh…are we trash?
Kinda.
Oh.
You gotta be freaking kidding me.
Well you gotta hand it to him. He had a dream and he made it happen.
Yeah! I thought something was Amish.
“My God, we made it Brian!”
This is what's wrong with society.
God, what a self-indulgent piece of crap
Haha! I have done all your chores to deprive you of the joy of doing your chores!
We do not believe in such ostentations.
You are banished from our community at once!
Griffins!!
Your family must leave our community and return to the outside world.
I found this in Eli's cornhole.
Prepare for a goodly beating.
God in heaven!
I am deeply ashamed.
what the deuce, half man…half machine
oh to be the Lindberg baby right about now
You Freaking Psychopath!
That was sensational - we're gonna be the biggest thing since Edison harnessed electricity
We finally have the town to ourselves
I haven't had a drink in 3 days
If that isn't a middle finger to society, I don't know what is!
all work and no play makes Stewie a dull boy
You people are awful!
You've killed 75 enemies with headshots
Earn 3 challenge stars in "Amish Amuck".
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Grab VHS Tape
Activate the Platforms
Swordfight!
Oh now you're in trouble!
Pirate attack!  Pirate attack!
 Look, there are just fingers lying around.
 If this place weren't evil, it probably wouldn't be so bad.
 Hey, look.  That guy looks like Private Pyle.  That's sad.
 The ones with mustaches are more fun to kill.
 Look at that guy. He looks like he's the joker of the platoon.
FREE BLOCKS
Alright, fellas. There’s a sniper rifle waiting for you in the top floor of the book depository.

Here’s some silencers for your weapons so you don’t alert the security guards of your presence. And here are some baloney sandwiches. You never know when you’re gonna get a hankering for circular meat.
God speed, gentlemen. Oh! Also the movie “Speed”. Just in case.
You ran out of time!
Killing Spree
Your foes will get a charge out of this.
Throw with R2, detonate with L2. Seriously great.
Kill 3 enemies with one shot
Players:
You heard it here first, folks.  Player two is on a killing spree.
Nail Gun
There is already a save data file associated with this profile! Are you sure you would like to create a new saved game? All previous saved progress will be lost.
Grab your walkie I'll call you when I get up there.
I think we're done here.
That's it!
Round over!
Game over, man!
 Here’s some silencers for your weapons
so you don’t alert the security guards
of your presence. And here’s some baloney
sandwiches.You never
know when you’re gonna get a
hankering for circular meat.

Boom Headshot
Survive the First Wave of Enemies
Survive the Second Wave of Enemies
Survive the Final Wave of Enemies
SEAMUS' CELL KEY COLLECTED
P2, STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE OCTAGON AND PUNCH TO SIGN IN
Bertram is PISSED and he’s throwing everything he has at you from mutated clones, to pirates and giant robots. Compete against the other team to complete these objectives first to win.
CLASSIC
PRESS {var:UIFGUY_Reload} TO ACTIVATE CANNON
You best destroy all them spermy-like spaceships so you's can get along on your adventure.
Pom Pom Buff
Family Guy: Back To The Multiverse
Game Level
 So, uh… I was thinking that, if you're not doing anything later… maybe we could sing a few sea shanties over by the garbage dump. Oh, you're an oak?  I'm uh, half oak.  My mom's side.
.22 Rifle
SELECT
You's gonna have to beat that turret with one of your 'splodables or your burnables.
Confront Bertram in Master Control Room
Fight your way to Quagmire's car
Activating Airlock…
Freeing certain prisoners will help you later on
Click and hold {var:UIFGUY_Sprint} to steady aim.
Hold {var:UIFGUY_WeaponSwitch} and {var:UIFGUY_ItemWheel} to Select Inventory Items and Power-Ups
You gotsta get back in on some sort of elevator or what-not.
Increases the overall damage done by this weapon
<img src="controllerSymbol_LStick.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
Press {var:UIFGUY_GrenadeThrow} to throw grenades
Oh, how I've awaited this moment!
Oh, please tell me someone is taping this!
What's it feel like to know you're about to die?!
Prepare to die, you imbeciles!
Aren't you glad you killed me now, Stewie?!
Oh, his roar does wonders to my junk!
I don't think anyone's gonna miss this dump anyway!
Don't worry, it's almost over, fellas!
I'm unstoppable now!
Sucks to be you, Stewie!
You used the collectible special inventory items 25 times in Story Mode
Follow the Objective Marker to the Keg Tap
Oh I’m serious. I’m as serious as a… cat.
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year… a-holes.
That's what you get for being a last minute shopper!
Better luck next year!
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{var:GameSlot1}
{var:GameSlot2}
THAT’S ALL OF THEM!  GET BACK TO YOUR CAR!!
Brian, these chickens are dangerous.  We've gotta find the chicken that's laying all these eggs and wipe them all out.
Boy, Dad really has to lose some weight. He does not get around well anymore.
Chickens in space.  Boy, we end up in some crazy spots, don't we, Bri?
Okay, I guess we're supposed to rescue these people so they can get back to their terrible lives.
Wow, Quahog looks like it’s in the middle of a war.
Hey, will you stop asking me that? You know, it takes time for this thing to register, and it’s not like I’m not going to tell you when I find out.
Yeah, that’s right you’re sorry. Okay, it says that we’re in an “Evil” universe.
It means that this universe contains everybody’s evil counterpart. Remember Evil Stewie?
Yup, they can be pretty nasty. Oh my god. Brian, remember how Mayor West had a cat launcher?
Well, apparently Evil Mayor West has nuclear cat launchers.
Come on, Brian! We’ve gotta stop Evil Mayor West from getting these to Bertram!
Please hold your PlayStationВ®Move motion controller level, viewable by the PlayStationВ®Eye camera, and press the Move button.
Unlock Story Mode Weapons
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Activate
 Hey, what are you smiling about?
 How the hell would I know the answer to that?
 What was that?
 Yeah, I think so.
 Your haircut looks great, Stewie.
Deathmatch.
Deathmatch. Now get some kills!
Deathmatch. Kiil! Kill!
Deathmatch. Don't wuss out.
TEAM GOOD SCORED!
I'm gonna go ahead put little labels on them guards.   That way y'all can keep track of 'em and be sure to steer clear of 'em.
Psst, hey!  Now you's can track where them guards are by the labels I put on 'em.  Stay away from 'em, y'all! They's mean!
Kill All the Chickens
Get off my airport.
You've had your last… I don't know what chickens do or enjoy.  You're dead, buddy!
Who needs Mexicans when you've got the Amish to build stuff.
 Yeah!  Take that, you, you... big community of weirdos!
Bye bye, suckwad!
That's one dead dork!
Dude, I think you're bleeding.
Help From My Friends
Round Kills
 We'd like to remind you to report any suspicious activity. This includes walking, running or smiling.
 May I have your attention please. This is the president of the hospital. Just a reminder that If anyone takes any funny butt X-rays, I'd like to be the first to see them. Thank you.
 Attention, may I have your attention, please. I'd just like to once again remind everyone that the janitors do not like it when you laugh at them because they're janitors. Thank you.
You gotta find your way into Santa's toy factory.  Maybe he's got some nice hot cocoa in there for y'alls.
Life Drain
Are you sure you want to reset the current activity? All current game progress will be lost.
Reload Time
 I don't get it. If it's desirable to be crippled here, why do they need a hospital?
Brian?  What the hell was that? I'm scared!
 All this security? Pfft, no one's gonna die today. Can't happen.
 Finally.  A day off.  Gotta get a good base tan going.
 Okay, one more margarita. Doesn't look like anyone's gonna die today. Too beautiful for it, am I right, guys?
Refill the Sludge Pool
Oh no!  It's broken.  Now we gots to find some parts to fix it.
Are you sure you want to save this game?
LOADING GAME...
Hit the Greased-Up Deaf guy to drop the flag.
Take the flag back to your teams drop point.
The first team to the max flags captured wins.
Play poorly during the final showdown.
Complete "Legend of Long John Peter".
Oh no!  They sounded the alarm!  Them bad guys is gonna keep comin' unless you shut 'em off!
WAVE 1
WAVE 2
WAVE 3
I hate you, Bertram!
Look at you, all dead.   You suck.
Stay away from my family.
1. To Win, take ALL of the required photos before the timer runs out
2. When you are done, run to the car!
3. Photo taking can be interrupted.
4. If you die, it's game over.
Kill all enemies in wave 3
Oh yeah, bite me, you tool!
I like the design in here.  It's got a very chic-modern feel.
Brian, I hate the way you are in space.
Hey, man, you ever just look out at the stars and just be like, What am I, man?  What's it all about?
I don't mind fighting the chickens.  I kinda mind stepping in all their doo.
Look at all these chickens walking around, what am I, in Haiti?
NEW GAME
Acid Sprayer
 This sucks. I bet they're going to bury me in the poor cemetary.
 Baby in a war zone.  Guess I never really had a chance.
 There's no hope! Bertram is going to use the Cat Bombs!
 Alright, you asked for it!  Wait, you didn't ask for anything.  Ask me something.
 Oh, sorry.  I was waiting for my entrance song.  I guess the guy didn't push the button.
 I would share my jetpack with you but I'm gonna need it to kill you.
MOVE TOWARD THE CENTER OF THE PLAY SPACE.
Oh look, Brian, that one's running in his dream just like you do.
Them radio towers is broadcastin' some hurtful messages y'all.  Reprogram them so's they 'splode.
Them radio tanks is bad. Reprogram them to make them stop!
Turning crank…
GOOD Destroyed EVIL's Control Point
Shockwave: Stomp the Ground to Stun Your Enemies
Step onto the Wii Balance Board with your legs spread evenly.
CHANGE COSTUME
You're not that strong you little bitch.
Go to hell, freak.
Uch, that one was showing moose knuckle.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Fire} to Fire or Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Exit
 <img src="controllerSymbol_LStick.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />Aim            Power <img src="controllerSymbol_RStick.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" />
You've killed 60 enemies with grenades/explosives
SELECT MAP
Kill Meg during any Multiplayer Match
Don't worry, Stewie, it'll all be over soon!
Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy! Get that flag!
Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy!  Bring back some flags!
Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy!  Go get 'em!
Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy!  Yeah!
9mm Pistol
The Crips and Ables
Complete the "Santa's Sweatshop" level
PUNCH TOWARD THE SCREEN TO PLAY
Oh my god! It’s freezing!
Stewie, look!
What the hell could Bertram want from Santa?!
Industrial mercenary? What else does it say?
Well, what’s Bertram using him for?
Well, come on . I’m dreaming of a red Christmas.
IEDead
Do you wish to load your saved game?
Objectives
 Listen, I need you to steal a couple of jackets from the jock frat. Bring them back here and I'll tell you what to do next.
Complete the Story mode.
Aw, I lose.
AAA!  Son of a bitch!
Are you sure you want to cancel the creation of the new save?
DIALOG VOLUME
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Pick Up Sniper Rifle
<img src="controllerSymbol_start.tif" width="30" height="30" vspace="-6" /> Enter Game
You picked up a Wacky Waving
Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man!
Kill all enemies in wave 3
Look around for weapons
Sorry, Joe! I like Joe in our world.
Steeeeeeeee-riiiiiiiiike!
Complete Story mode.
Main Menu
Game over, bro.
Bye bye, tramp.
Yeah, you ain't so tough now.
STAND UP STRAIGHT ON THE FLOOR.
Press {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Talk
<img src="controllerSymbol_LB.tif" width="90" height="45" vspace="-18" />
You's gotta get up to that nasty old man's office, ya hear?
Abandon ship!  Abandon ship!
Sniper Rifle
Kill all enemies in wave 2
Headshot kill
I know you's tired, but you gotta go and catch up to that dinosaur, y'all!
Hurry!  Get back on the street and catchup to that dino-monster!
 This place suuuucks.
 Hey, Stewie, keep your eye out for an evil liquor store, will ya?
 These explosions are really freakin' me out.
 Look at that guy. Bet he was glad when they overturned don't ask, don't tell.
 I think these guys have some major anger issues.
Ah thank god. We did it. At least we know Bertram won’t be able to use these cripples in his army.
That sounds kinda funny when you say it out loud.
Hearing what?
Well, it looks like I win! Sayonara, Stewie! I’d say victory is mine!
READY!
I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY GAMER PROFILE.
STARS TO UNLOCK:
WAVE 2
WAVE 3
Invalid name!  A name must contain at least one character and cannot begin or end with a space.
A trusty pistol for all occasions
Fires globs of burning hot lava.
You've successfully completed a taunt 25 times
Score
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Repair crane
HINT:
Die and it is game over. In co-op, if both players die, it is game over.
Objectives
WAVE 1
Reload Data
Looks like y'alls is gonna have to flood that  hole somehow.  You might wanna find a way to blow up that dam…  Make sure you don't hurt any of them beavers though.  They so cute with their floppy tails and big ol' teeth!
Teabaggin'
SLOT 1
SLOT 2
SLOT 3
THE ENVIRONMENT IS TOO BRIGHT, PLEASE TURN OFF SOME LIGHTS.
No storage device has been selected.  You will not be able to save game progress.  Would you like to select a storage device now?
YOU DIED!
CONCEPT ART
STAND FACING THE SENSOR.
Please connect your PlayStationВ®Eye camera.
I feel like I missed a line here before you collect the remote.
Alright, we destroyed them trees, now we need to find out where they getting' they precious metals from.  Oooh, maybe a trip to the jewelery district!
Arrrgh! I can't open this door with all these pirates around! Clear em out!
Kill all enemies in wave 2
Repairing Crane…
STARS:
START
Difficulty
MAГAЗИH
 So, I hear you got a problem with me helpin' that other baby. Well, it just so happens he's paying us a buttload of money to take you down. Hope you guys are ready to hurt!
 Attack! Or… do-- you know, just do what you can, fellas.
 One ass whoopin', comin' right up!
 Somebody's about to get hurt!
 Hey, where are these pansies?!  I'm getting tired of waiting!
 Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the the blood of a couple of douches!
 What a great day to be handicapped!
 You're in my world now!
 I hear there's a couple of dicks from another universe trying to find me!  Bring it on!
 You aren't gonna be alive much longer!  Enjoy it while it lasts!
 Someone tell Bonnie to come look at me!  I like the way I look right now!
 Who wants to fight?  I'll fight anyone right now!
 Hope these guys came prepared! I am loaded up on creatine!
No save game exists.
YOU DIDN'T COLLECT ALL THE BOMBS!
 Hey, Stewie.  Well done.
 Oh, the one with the, uh…
Infiltration! Bring it!
Infiltration! Let's do this!
Infiltration! Yeah!
Infiltration! Come get some!
Stewie, listen this is crazy - OH MY GOD
I'm Stewie Griffin… and don't ever lemme catch you guys in Quahog!
He's more clever than I thought… perhaps too clever.
Good Moooooornin Quahog!
Oh my God this place looks terrible!
Oh my god w-w-w-hat should I do?
This looks like Spooner St, but somethings not quite right.
Oh my god, we won!
This looks like Spooner St, but somethings not quite right.
What the hell are you doing?
I am going to finish what I started.
One Shot Kills on!
 Boy, I am in a mean mood today!
 What's the matter?!  Did somebody hit you?!
 Don't worry, you'll be dead soon!
 I am the king of the unfortunate!
 You can't beat me, punks!
 Get him a wheelchair, he's gonna need it!
 Yeah, how's that feel, you turd?!
 You might wanna get that checked out, wimp!
 Oh!  That's gotta hurt!
Kill all enemies in wave 1
Try shooting at objects on the T-Rex's body.
Be aware of the T-Rex's bite!
Watch out for the tail of the T-Rex!
Avoid that big o'l tail at any cost, y'all!
Shoot the Rockets before they hit you!
Try shooting the rockets while they are still near the T-Rex!
If you two can get me out of here, I'll help you escape.  And then, maybe we can get lunch or whatever.
Decreases the time it takes to reload this weapon
Storage device not found
Inventory
All units, all units, we got a-- Aw,  crap!  I don't know the code for this, I can't report it!
Bonnie, get my gun!  Don't get excited, I'm not gonna use it on myself.
Complete "No Cheese, Please".
Nevaaaah!
Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Aargh. Aargh.
Please don’t tell any of me maties of this. They all thinks I be good at pirating.
TEAM GOOD SCORED!
Hey, get back here with those!  I was going to wait one more year before I leaked naked pictures of me online!
"Handicapable" Concept Art Unlocked
Hold {var:UIFGUY_Reload} to Enter Security Code
Total Deaths
You got a 10 kill streak in Deathmatch
 Stop that.  That's mean.  You're going to make me cry.
 Might you have a bandage, kind sir?
P1, STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE OCTAGON
Defeat Evil Mayor West
Yay, you got a freeze ray! Oh brrrrr, that's cold!
Victory is whose?  Yeah, thought so, it's mine.
That was kinda easy…
Go get a bucket of water, folks, 'cause this kid is on fire!
No way the fat man is my dad.  Mom must have been banging a smartie.
Well, I can't take all the credit. There's some loser moving his thumbs around and pushing buttons, so you know, that helped, too.
Oh, yay. I mean, Yeaahhhhh.
Yeah, I know. "You did it, Stewie," yeah, big frig.
I'm very advanced for my age, you know.
Boy, you never get tired of just bein' a bad ass.
And can anyone stop Stewie Griffin?
Sorority Girl
The objective is constantly changing between all the game types so stay on your toes.
Be on the lookout for Pirates!
Score the most points to win the match.
Earn 3 stars in "Town Hall Beating".
DUH! Take gun, shoot other guy… sheesh.