Cliff hanging

4:25 PM - Friend_Computer: // Game start
4:26 PM - Friend_Computer: You all wakeup in your appropiate barracks within the TROUBLESHOOTER HQ! A vast structure spanning many miles, many of you suspect it changes at will as you can never find the DAMNED BRIEFING ROOM WITHOUT HELP!
4:26 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLDtdtZLPBw&feature=player_detailpage#t=368s
4:26 PM - Friend_Computer: For those new you were assigned to the "Red Flying Carpets!" squad, lead by the infamous penal legion officer Will-Y-DIE
4:26 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 Goes off to Briefing.
4:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: heh
4:27 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 scratches his butt as he gets up, yawning.
4:27 PM - Friend_Computer: "Attention troubleshooters! Report to the motorpool immediately!" You hear on the speaker system.
4:27 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 goes off to the motorpool.  "I'm getting Deja Vu from this, you Mart?"
4:28 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Follows the others....
4:28 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Not knowing where the hell he is going
4:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 its pretty od..
4:28 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 grabs the leash to his MIGHTY AUGMENTED WARHOUND, with goggles attached to its rear legs, and an oversized, pneumatic tube strapped to its back.
4:28 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 Follows Sepp, Following the others.
4:28 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Lead me to the motorpool!
4:28 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 heads off to motorpool
4:29 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 runs off in whatever direction the mighty steed takes him, hopefully the motorpool.
4:29 PM - Friend_Computer You all swag off to the motorpool to find the majority of troubleshooter population located there, on a pedestal of some sort is KIM-B-SANDEZ-32 your mission officer.
4:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 waves
4:30 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Blends into the crowd as best as possible.
4:30 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 tightens his leash around his hand and follows Sepp-R-Uku, inconspicuously groping him in the process.
4:30 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 follows Sepp again, failing to act inconspicuos
4:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: heh
4:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: these newbies
4:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: theyre all gon get killed
4:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: they dont even know what they're in for
4:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: Indeed.  Lets not forget good old Carpet Cong and the spleen stealers.
4:32 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Walks through the crowds Listening....To the One on the Pedastal and to the conversations of others
4:32 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Spleen stealers?
4:32 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: Carpet cong?
4:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 smiles and keeps walking through the crowd.
4:33 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Tries to keep his face as calm as possible while listening to the names given to ...God knows what
4:33 PM - Friend_Computer: // Sorry had to check the phone
4:34 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: as for spleen stealers
4:34 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: just make sure to rub their tummy
4:35 PM - Friend_Computer: "Attention all troubleshooters! We have found the main logistical base and supply lines of the communist threat! Your orders are to mobilize with assign squads and destroy it."
4:35 PM - Friend_Computer: "You will all be given mission details and parameters via PDC, refer to the squad leader for more info!"
4:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23: ...And our leader is god knows where.
4:35 PM - Friend_Computer Your PDCS flash with temporarily assignments!
4:36 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 reads dat PDC
4:36 PM - Friend_Computer: // Is terry here?
4:36 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i dont think so
4:36 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 reads the assignment.
4:36 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i think he just spectates
4:36 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Half Reads the assignment
4:37 PM - Friend_Computer: Weiss is the leader, jony is happiness officer, mart is loyalty officer, petther is the comms officer, and sepp is the hygiene officer.
4:37 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10: Heh, who died and made me loyalty officer?
4:37 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: HAPPYNESSS!
4:37 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Sighs
Mart-Y-IYD-10 has changed their name to Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty).
4:38 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Hygeine Officer.....
4:38 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 grimaces towards Sepp-R-Uku
4:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): happiness officer
4:38 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly a small tube filled with items lands on sepp's hands!
4:38 PM - Friend_Computer He opens it to reveal two scrub bombs! Standard issue hygiene officer equipment
4:38 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Glares at Jony for half a second
4:39 PM - Friend_Computer Everyone else is given generic badges for their appropiate positions
4:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): you're supposed to make sure the squad's happy, right?
4:39 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: Yess.
4:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): it would make me happy if you found me some flesh
4:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): as much as possible
4:39 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: Why do we need a comms officer if we each have our own PDC's?
4:40 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Glares at Mart for a second as he eavesdrops on their conversation
4:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // Comms officer is essientally RECORD EVERYTHING AND [ALTER] EVIDENCE
4:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // and manages PDC maintenance / use
4:40 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: // And my job is?
4:40 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: // Keep everyone clean?
4:40 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: // Scrub me clean baby.
4:40 PM - Friend_Computer: // Yep
4:40 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: // Jesus....
4:40 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: My back needs scrubbing.
4:41 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: My hound needss a bath.
4:41 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: The twins are a bit dirty too.
4:41 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Sighs
4:41 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) looks around for a Red vehicle.
4:41 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1: One'ss an innie one'ss an outie!
4:41 PM - Friend_Computer The motorpool has cleared up since the announcement and you manage to locate a red van!
4:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Mart, you take the wheel
4:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) gets into the back.
4:42 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: I call shotgun!
4:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): eh
4:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) gets in driver's seat
4:42 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 rushes towards the front passenger seat, overtaking Petther.
4:42 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 jumps into the sideseat.
4:42 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Gets in the Farthest back seat,
4:43 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 falls out because of Jony
4:43 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) places Pyth and Deus in his lap.
4:43 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 trudges into the back, glaring at Jony.
4:43 PM - Friend_Computer Mart bitchslaps everyone getting in the driverseat reflexively!
4:43 PM - Friend_Computer Mart is now in the [D] seat
4:43 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 lets his dog beast rest between the two seats.
4:44 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Deus.  No mauling Pyth.  Pyth.  No teleporting into the windshield.  Alright?
4:44 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) checks PDC as to which sector we need to go to
4:44 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Eyes Pyth with disgust
4:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Got a problem with plushies?
4:45 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: No, It just...Doesnt look right to me
4:45 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Well, he could always do worse.
4:45 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Couldnt we all?
4:45 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): arghehs
4:45 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): road trip
4:46 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Hes sentient.  I'm not insane for talking to a plushie.
4:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): everybody calm down
4:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we got quite awhile to drive
4:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we could always kick some new squad out of a decent car
4:46 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Or we could find a yellow vehicle and let the reds use the van.
4:46 PM - Friend_Computer The van seats are relatively comfortable and cushioned
4:46 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Adjusts in his seat
4:46 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): well, lets go
4:46 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly a wild gav approaches the car! She has a table of some sort
4:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) starts of in the direction of the... place
4:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) stops car
4:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) immediately
4:47 PM - Friend_Computer: "Troubleshooters! I wouldn't let you go without your mandatory experimental items."
4:47 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): ooh goodie
4:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) takes off his gas mask and puts it away for now
4:47 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Hey Gav.  Hows the experiments on the Eldar going?
4:48 PM - Friend_Computer On the table reveals 1x experimental moustache, 1x sentient severed human head, 1x experimental lever. The lever is red and you really want to pull it
4:48 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 pulls the lever
4:48 PM - Friend_Computer Petthers unbuckles, gets out, and pulls the lever!
4:48 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) takes the head
4:49 PM - Friend_Computer His legs are replaced by wheels attached to a small robotic body
4:49 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) storms out the passenger seat as he narrows his eyebrows, before grinning, grabbing the moustache.
4:49 PM - Friend_Computer The lever has disappeared
4:49 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): great
4:49 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): look waht you did
4:49 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 does a few laps around the van.
4:49 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) smacks petther in the head
4:49 PM - Friend_Computer: "Congratulations you have proven that the lever does what it is supposed to do! Now we need to replace the contents with acid and make it kill anyone dumb enough to pull it."
4:50 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) as he's running around the driver window
4:50 PM - Friend_Computer Mart smacks petther
4:50 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): anyways
4:50 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): is that all, gav?
4:50 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Hasnt moved from his position, And is still staring at the...'Plushie'
4:50 PM - Friend_Computer: "Yes."
4:50 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): okay, see ya later
4:51 PM - Friend_Computer She wheels the table off to wherever a wild gav goes
4:51 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) fiddles the moustache around in his arm, before visibly perking up, carefully making his way back into the passenger seat of the car.
4:51 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) starts car, drives off
4:51 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) attaches the EXPERIMENTAL MOUSTACHE to the EXPERIMENTALLY AUGMENTED WARHOUND.
4:51 PM - Friend_Computer Mart almost urns over petther!
4:51 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 drives alongside the van.
4:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): petther
4:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): you dont have anything to drive
4:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): and your in the van
4:52 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): quit pretend driving
4:52 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: aww
4:52 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) puts Pyth next to Mart.
4:52 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Objection!
4:52 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Happiness injection.
4:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Keep an eye on him.  Never know when a giant metal bull will come in handy.
4:53 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) gives Petther the biggest, friendliest predatory smile you can imagine.
4:53 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Glares at Petther(Secretly) In disgust
4:53 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Jony.  Do I need to wipe that smirk off your face?
4:53 PM - Friend_Computer The dog now owns a dapper moustache
4:53 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: Please do.
4:54 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): I beg your pardon?
4:54 PM - Friend_Computer You realize that mart is driving you to the UNDERPLEX! Mutants are rumoured to roam there, rumours are treason.
4:54 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) gives a cold grin. "AHHHH, MEMORIES!"
4:54 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Keep away from the caves and the hordes of tyranids.
4:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): heh
4:55 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Fairy taless.
4:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): i'm a tyranid mater
4:55 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): oh and if something is charging you that looks slightly humanoid blow its fucking head off.
4:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) pets my baby spleenstealer
4:55 PM - Friend_Computer You feel a thud ontop of your autovan! You notice that there is a spleenstealer corpse on it.
4:55 PM - Friend_Computer: // Think genestealers from wh40k except renamed because of weiss getting his spleen stolen, its a running gag essientally.
4:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): heh, that should be a warning
4:55 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): to all other spleenstealers
4:56 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) puts on his Animech Jetpack (composed of a turtle and a ferret.)
4:56 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 jumps, at the sound the seatbelt keeping him in his seat.
4:56 PM - Friend_Computer Petther fails to jump as he has no legs!"
4:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Should I uhhh, jump on top of the roof and keep watch for any flyers?
4:57 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly mart is paralyzed and the car begins going out of control!
4:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): or you know.  Orks.
4:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) paralyzed
4:57 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) fear
4:57 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Jumps to the front seat and attempts to BREAK
4:57 PM - Friend_Computer The car hits a tunnel wall, luckily nothing was damaged.
4:57 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) jumps to action, and attempts to wrestle control of the car's steering wheel?
4:58 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Has hand on his belt and the door, Incase he needs to bail
4:58 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Steps out with Mart over his shoulder.
4:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) snaps out of it
4:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): ARAGRHAR
4:58 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL USSSSS?
4:58 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) places Mart against a wall.
4:58 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Stands up out of the van, And leans on it
4:58 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Watching the others
4:58 PM - Friend_Computer Sepp attempts to stand outside of the van but a seatbelt stops him!
4:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): its all good now
4:58 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): so
4:58 PM - Friend_Computer What type of black magic is this? It has a button that you press and suddenly you are free?
4:59 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) gets back in the driver's seat
4:59 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) grabs Pyth and Deus and puts them on their respective spots.
4:59 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Well that caused noise.  We should go before something comes to kill us.
4:59 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) sniffs loudly, nodding.
4:59 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) jumps into the front seat next to mart.
5:00 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) heads off again
5:00 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss puts pyth very close to sepp!
5:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Make a friend
5:00 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Pyth, don't creep him out too much.
5:00 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Sighs
5:00 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) wonders why Weiss is sitting on his lap.
5:01 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) climbs into one of the farther back seats, that has a window.
5:01 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 keeps a grip on his weapon strapped to his thigh
5:02 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Yess we should head out before The too late happenss.
5:02 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Makes it seem natural, As he tries to ignore Pyth and looks the opposite way
5:02 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we've got hours of driving left
5:02 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 stares at Sepp's weapon, feeling uneasy.
5:03 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Jesus christ thats more then usual.  How far into the underplex we goin'?
5:03 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Are we there yet?
5:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): well, this isnt even apart of the complex
5:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): its not on the map
5:03 PM - Friend_Computer You notice that the lights in the tunnels get dimmer as you get closer
5:03 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: well then, what IS on the map?
5:03 PM - Friend_Computer: // deeper*
5:03 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) turns on the headlights
5:03 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Is that a fancy way of ssaying 'Uh oh, we're losst?'
5:04 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Archie, can you turn on your floodlights please?
5:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): archie's away
5:04 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Looks at his PDC to keep himself distracted from.....'Sighs'
5:04 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Ah.
5:04 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): he's on official business
5:04 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) idly mutters to himself in necron while playing a game on his PDC
5:05 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) unbuckles himself, as he slides out a fine thin silver box.
5:05 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Convention on how to keep the sales up?
5:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): most likely
5:05 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) grabs a HAPPYFUN SUPERHAPPY pill from the box, as he attempts to force feed it to Sepp-R-Uku.
5:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): HEY
5:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): I WILL PULL THIS VAN OVER
5:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): KICK YOU OUT
5:05 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): THE CREW MUST BE HAPPY.
5:05 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): AND LEAVE
5:06 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Grabs his hand and shoves it away
5:06 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Shove off.
5:06 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): YOU DO NOT SSOUND HAPPY.
5:06 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly sepp's back is invaded by a pyth
5:06 PM - Friend_Computer Blood leaks down sepps body
5:06 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): PYTH, NO
5:06 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): BAD
5:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) grabs Pyth and attempts to take him off
5:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): :L
5:07 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: what's wrong with you people?
5:07 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss pulls off pyth! The blood stops.
5:07 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Grabs his gun
5:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) stops the car
5:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) keeps Pyth in his lap.
5:07 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: I thought my old group was bad!
5:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) as in, SLAMS THE FUCKIN BRAKES
5:07 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) SEATBELTS
5:07 PM - Friend_Computer Petther is thrown into the window!
5:07 PM - Friend_Computer He breaks his nose.
5:07 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
5:07 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): you'll be fine
5:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): now
5:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): you asshats better behave
5:08 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 buckles back down into his seat.
5:08 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): as loyalty officer i now feel inclined to make you people calm down
5:08 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Weiss.
5:08 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Thats why.
5:08 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) take this time to climb onto the roof of the van and keep an eye out while they're stopped.
5:08 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 He turns his head to his wound and wipes the blood away
5:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): weiss, see anything of interest?
5:09 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Wake me up when we get there...Just keep that thing away from me.
5:09 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Lays his head against the wall for a nap
5:09 PM - Friend_Computer At this point the only light is coming from your van
5:09 PM - Friend_Computer deeper into the tunnel you see a glimmer of light! However it is very far away
5:09 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): ...that ain't good.
5:09 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): welp, lets roll out
5:09 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Indeed.
5:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) jumps back inside and buckles up
5:10 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) heads off. again.
5:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) puts Pyth back next to Mart.
5:10 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: Let's just get doing before we kill each other.
5:10 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): thats easy enough to deal with.  The light is what I'm worried about.
5:10 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly the car stops! And the angle of it seems to of had changed
5:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): wat
5:11 PM - Friend_Computer Infront of you is what appears to be the alpha complex except different..
5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): ...Welcome to Eurika, folks...
5:11 PM - Friend_Computer You roll through the canvas to reveal a small group of commies and a shed of some sort
5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): //or however the frak its selt.
5:11 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): //spelt*
5:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) rams the shed with the van
5:11 PM - Friend_Computer They take out their ak-47s and begin shouting threats at you
5:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): get ready
5:11 PM - Friend_Computer Mart however gives no fucks and ruins their shed / outpost
5:11 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) turns invisible
5:11 PM - Friend_Computer They open fire!
5:12 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) and ducks
5:12 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) steps out and charges them with his chainsword.
5:12 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) storms out from the passenger seat, getting keeping the van between himself and the commies.
5:12 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 takes out a laser rifle.
5:12 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 steps out and fires carefully with his Laser Pistol
5:13 PM - Friend_Computer Mart charges them! A bullet flies through his arm, he drops the chainsword.
5:13 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): // Weiss
5:13 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) lets go of the leash, patting the dog harshly and pointing towards the commies.
5:13 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 runs out and ducks behind the van, keeping it between him and the commies
5:13 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Warhound! Use hyperbeam!
5:13 PM - Friend_Computer The dog charges the first commie it sees! It is shot in the face by a lasbolt and jumps through the smoke! Damn that moustache is good.
5:13 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Runs out and grabs Mart and drags him behin the van
5:14 PM - Friend_Computer It proceeds to land on and then rip the throat out of commie
5:14 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: // If u went down ofc
5:14 PM - Friend_Computer Sepp fails to darg mart as he is invisibru
5:14 PM - Friend_Computer: // drag*
5:14 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: // Oh missed that line then D=
5:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) climbs jumps out of the car
5:14 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) grabs hold of his laser pistol, and begins taking potshots at the commies.
5:14 PM - Friend_Computer The communist run to any cover they can find and begin firing! They almost hit seppu ku's head.
5:14 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 fires a shot out at the commies.
5:14 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) and flamethrowers the nearest scum commie
5:15 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Stays down behind the van and aims from below it
5:15 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly a fucking spout of napalm comes out from nowhere!
5:15 PM - Friend_Computer It instantly incinerates the commies
5:15 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) turns visible
5:15 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) dives into the VAN "LETS MOVE"
5:15 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): and thats how its done
5:15 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Jumps back into the van
5:15 PM - Friend_Computer From the fire out comes a wolf wearing goggles and moustache, it has a piece of head in it's mouth.
5:15 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 runs in and buckles up.
5:15 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) looks for any loots in the shed
5:16 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Doggy!
5:16 PM - Friend_Computer There is nothing except a now burnt out camp fire
5:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): eh
5:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): losers
5:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): i wonder how they made it this far without dying
5:16 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) runs towards the wolf in a daze, arms spread.
5:16 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) grabs the dog with both arms and runs inside the van.
5:16 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) puts out the napalm fire with H2O
5:17 PM - Friend_Computer The fire fails to be put out as it is self oxidizing thanks to mart's adjustments
5:17 PM - Friend_Computer Eeeeeh
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): yeaah
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): forgot about that
5:17 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Who is our med officer?
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): anyways
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): lets go
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) gets in the van
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): get in ladies
5:17 PM - Friend_Computer You all get back in the van and continue driving!
5:17 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: I don't think we have one.
5:17 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): vroom vroom
5:17 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): ...
5:17 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): So, the commies built themselves an AC...
5:17 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: I know some, But with no supplies it wont be much help
5:18 PM - Friend_Computer You see another canvas! You ram it and this time reveal a big open cavern, you land a few 30 metres below and the tires give out.
5:18 PM - Friend_Computer All along the cavern are small tunnels with artifical lights
5:18 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): AC?
5:18 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Just where are we exactly?
5:18 PM - Friend_Computer: // Raw stone walls and floors
5:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we arent anywhere
5:18 PM - Friend_Computer: // Hastily dug out
5:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): well
5:18 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: I dont like the looks of this
5:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): what we could do
5:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): is
5:18 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): They didn't even smooth the god damn walls.
5:18 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) steps out
5:18 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): suck all the oxygen out of the palce
5:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): but they probably made ventilation shafts
5:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Then we die.
5:19 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): You mean you don't breathe methane?
5:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): I bring my HEV suit wherever i go
5:19 PM - Friend_Computer You see a red rectangle flying into another tunnel...
5:19 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 wheels out of the van.
5:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): just incase i need to remove all the oxygen from a room
5:19 PM - Friend_Computer It is adorned with golden emblems and has a gaping mouth
5:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Get down.
5:19 PM - Friend_Computer it carries a woman with a lascannon?
5:19 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) gets out of the van, now invisible
5:19 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 gets down
5:19 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) enters the shadows.
5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): its
5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): the carpets
5:20 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) narrows his eyebrows, then loads a firecracker into the pneumatic tube atop his warhounds' back.
5:20 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): We're leaving.  We're fucking leaving.
5:20 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Didnt we drop down here?
5:20 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) with the flick of a switch launches it down the tunnel.
5:20 PM - Friend_Computer Another jeep comes out from the previous tunnel!
5:20 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) goes into the tunnel that the carpet came out of
5:20 PM - Friend_Computer Oh hey its the dull curtains squad
5:21 PM - Friend_Computer Out comes the not so famous nor infamous leader, Del-R-lie-3
5:21 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 pulls out his rifle again.
5:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) points and laughs
5:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) but they cane see that
5:21 PM - Friend_Computer: Del: "Where the frak are we? We followed your squad as ordered"
5:21 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) cant*
5:21 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 wheels out of the van.
5:21 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): We are lost in space and time.
5:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): your orders were to follow the carpet quad?
5:22 PM - Friend_Computer: "Yes and give assistance as needed."
5:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): have some spare tired?
5:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): tires?
5:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we must fix the van
5:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): weisssssss
5:22 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): you can fix stuff
5:23 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): i'm pretty sure there's a jack and a tire iron somewhere in the van
5:23 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Watches the smaller tunnels for any movement
5:23 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): so, how did you guys get down here?
5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): ...
5:24 PM - Friend_Computer: "Our jeep is banged up two and we only brought three tires."
5:24 PM - Friend_Computer: // too*
5:24 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): well our van should have a spare
5:24 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Fires at the DEL  "YOU ARE NOW DECLARED A TRAITOR FOR WORKING WITH PURGE, HAVE A NICE TERMINATION"
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): weiss?
5:25 PM - Friend_Computer DEL is instantly eviscerated by the chainsaw!
5:25 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1: wat
5:25 PM - Friend_Computer His squad mates fumble about trying to draw their weapons
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): well, squad
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): either comply with us
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): or die
5:25 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) continues to cut up the squad "Kill them"
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): your leader was a traitor-
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): welp
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): okay
5:25 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 draws his  rifle
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) stabs one in the face
5:25 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) with a cane
5:26 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Quickfires at one of the other squad members
5:26 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) charges the enemy squad with his electric chainsaw alongside his warhound.
5:26 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 fires at one of the few squad mebmers left.
5:27 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Gets into cover out of sight
5:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): dont damage the jeep
5:27 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we can take that
5:28 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Yep!
5:28 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Gets out from cover as the rest of the Traitorous Squad members fall
5:29 PM - Friend_Computer You all instantly kill the enemy squad! Through luck.
5:29 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): // me loots their corpses
5:30 PM - Friend_Computer Mart proceeds to respect their corpses by looting them
5:30 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 ruffles through the corpses
5:30 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) looks for any cybernetics he could salvage.
5:31 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Watches his group members rummage the dead bodies while he is thinking
5:31 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly their jeep explodes!
5:31 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): arhrrjeegr!
5:31 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): ...they were never assigned to follow us.
5:31 PM - Friend_Computer Shrapnel flies everywhere, hitting petther in the left wheel! Mart is hit in the left arm, weiss is hit in the shoulder.
5:31 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) ducks into the pile of corpses for cover!
5:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) RIPS THE SHRAPNEL OUT LIKE A MAN
5:32 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Jumps up to help his Group members
5:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Rips out the shrapnel from his shoulder.
5:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): FUCK
5:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): well
5:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): it looks like
5:32 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 checks to see if the wheel is saveable
5:32 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: This is why we need a Medical Officer
5:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): they were
5:32 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): expecting this
5:32 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Well, traitors are dead.  Most likely sent to terminate us.
5:32 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: But by who?
5:32 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: The commies?
5:33 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Or somone else?
5:33 PM - Friend_Computer The wheel pushes out the shrapnel automatically and reflates! Yay.
5:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): PURGE, M'man.
5:33 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): They fucking hate us.
5:33 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) narrows his eyes at Weiss.
5:33 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 resumes looting the bodies.
5:33 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): How do you know they're from PURGE?
5:34 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): AAH KILL IT
5:34 PM - Friend_Computer Suddenly mart fires his laspistol at the roof of the van!
5:34 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): One of the other squads mentioned them following us on the way o-
5:34 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): ITS THE TERMINATOR
5:34 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Jumps onto the roof to find out what the frak Mart shot at.
5:34 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) quickdraws his laser pistol and shoots blindly at the roof of the van.
5:34 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss is standing face to face with del's head, it is a cyborg with small appendages and mounted laz0rs.
5:34 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss is caught in a point blank burst of lasers!
5:35 PM - Friend_Computer He is thrown back by the blast and his left arm is missing.
5:35 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 lunges behind the pile rubble
5:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): YOUR ASS IS MINE
5:35 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): // http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ice3OWx75Do/T9FwlrTr4bI/AAAAAAAAAtw/GhVh1_M0Gck/s1600/toystory_371.jpg
5:35 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Is no where near the group, As he was staying back as he loots, and shoots the Terminator in the side
5:35 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: // As they looted*\
5:35 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) proceeds to shoot at the terminator.
5:35 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Jumps back up through the pain and attempts to cut the head in half down the middle.
5:36 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 opens fire from behind cover
5:36 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Don't hit the van! It's our only way out of here!
5:37 PM - Friend_Computer Your lasfire misses!
5:37 PM - Friend_Computer He fires again! This time robbing seppu ku of a candy bar.
5:37 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) Slashes at it again.
5:37 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss picks up his fallen arm with the chainsword and slashes at the beast
5:37 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Gets behind cover, This time food, Next a arm
5:37 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 An*
5:37 PM - Friend_Computer Suffice to say aiming it is a problem and he breaks the van's windshield!
5:37 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) crouches down and grabs one of the corpses, holding it upright as a human body shield with his left arm.
5:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): oh god dermet
5:38 PM - Friend_Computer Weiss strikes again! This time scoring a hit
5:38 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): Idea!
5:38 PM - Friend_Computer The robo-head is thrown far like a football!
5:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) runs over and kicks it
5:38 PM - Friend_Computer The other heads of the fallen curtain squad follow after their leader, damn they are all borgs.
5:38 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1 Grins as the head of the Robot goes flying
5:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): ARGH
5:38 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) rips the chainsword out of his disconnected hand and points it towards the head "FIRE"
5:38 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) FLAMETHROWERTIME
5:39 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) grabs one of this grenades, primes it, and loads it into the pneumatic tube, firing it into the direction of the Robot Head.
5:39 PM - Friend_Computer They all explode from the uberheat!
5:39 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 fires at the nearest head.
5:39 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) THROWS FLAMES ALL OVER THEIR FILTHY FACES
5:39 PM - Friend_Computer Yumm, brainmatter.
5:39 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): JUSTICE SERVED.  Now then, time to fix up any damage to the van...
5:39 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: Fix up? With what?
5:39 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) pulls out some scrap and his tools
5:40 PM - Sepp-R-Uku-1: We might be able to get somthing from the exploded Jeep.....But i doubt it
5:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader) goes about fixing what he can on the jeep.
5:40 PM - Petther-R-KQY-1 resumes looting for a second time.
5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) drags one of the bodies over
5:40 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty) and lets the baby spleenstealer feast on it
5:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Mart, give me that head, would you?
5:40 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): I'm planning on starting a collection.
5:40 PM - Friend_Computer The jeep is just a broken metal frame now
5:40 PM - Friend_Computer Mart's gene-spleenstealer however manages to feast on the corpses
5:41 PM - Friend_Computer The sight disgusts all but the most experienced of the suqad.
5:41 PM - Friend_Computer: // squad
5:41 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): aint it cute
5:41 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) covered in blood and guts and various other odd bits and pieces both mechanical and organic, carefully climbs on top of the van's roof.
5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): so
5:42 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy) coughs to himself, as he grabs a firecracker, lights it, and POSES LIKE A BOSS.
5:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): Looks like we're walking.
5:42 PM - Mart-Y-IYD-10 (loyalty): we cant salvage four tires?
5:42 PM - Friend_Computer The firecracker explodes in jony's hand! Sending him off the van.
5:42 PM - Friend_Computer Damn that thing burns
5:42 PM - Jony-R-ELV-1 (Happy): YEA-
5:42 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): most likely.
5:43 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): While I am a Vehicle Therapist.  I was one of the worst ones.
5:43 PM - Weiss-Y-66-23 (Leader): So.  It appears we're walking.
                                         GAME CLIFFHANGER