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- Drunk Moirean:
- Before we begin, let me get my throat wet
- -Hic!- Alright, now we're all set
- In the year one hundred and seventy five
- On the twentieth of Ios was the day I came alive
- I'm a troublemaker, baby, I enrage the world
- More PKs in 3 days than that Borscin girl
- I'm an imp, I'm a queen, at the top of the pile
- Level 100 before you left the Isle
- I shout all day 'cause I like the sound
- Joined every city, so I get around
- I lay down traps across the Prelatorian
- Catapult your ass from NoT to Enorian
- I pregame this game, it's the only way to play
- 10 shots before 'Enter Character Name'
- After 12 attempts to type my password
- Aet welcomes back its drunken master
- But I guess it's time to pass the mic
- Here you go, girl
- Sober Moirean:
- I just want to say that--
- Drunk Moirean:
- Psych!
- I'm takin' it back, now don't get pissed
- 'Cause how you gonna rap when you don't exist?
- I can see how it might be a bit unkind
- But sober? Ha! Are you out of your mind?
- I'll put the bottle down when I'm good and dead
- But first let me hijack this Rage thread
- I hire hitmen to have my own allies killed
- Set more snakes on Eno than the whole Syssin guild
- I'm a criminal, son, but you'll never arrest me
- I'll outguild you if you try to contest me
- I'm not a diva but everything's about me
- Bloodloch couldn't even win a war without me
- I win fights before I begin
- I get nerfed every class I'm in
- That bitch Alecto almost had me
- Who the hell is Ariadne?!
- It's not a bug just because I abuse it
- I start wars for personal amusement
- My behavior is a tad bizarre and
- I take things just a bit too far and
- I rage when I lose a spar and
- I'd sellout for Tralendar and
- I blow up like a neutron star and
- My cache has a whole wet bar and
- I may have photoshopped Kadvar--
- Galleus:
- Banned.
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