DOTA 2: Cosmetic Domniance  Script

Characters
Kunkka(MC),  Venomancer, Tiny(Enemy Mid), Pudge, Dragon Knight, Invoker

[Scene Begins panning down and showing the Radiant Side]
[Pan towards Kunkka our main character]

Kunkka: "Aaaaaahhhh.....Just another day on mid lane."
[Pudge spawns in and in the same pose Kunkka]
Pudge: "Aaaaaahhh.....Just another lovely day on mid lane!"
[Kunkka stares at Pudge with a confused expression]
[Pudge begins walking towards mid when Kunkka suddenly stops him]
Kunkka: "Uh, excuse me, I do believe I called mid first."

[Pudge looks at Kunkka and begins laughing]
Pudge:"Get yeself some new digs before you even think about taking my mid."
Kunkka: "Cosmetics? I'll have you know I have a 5K MMR and laned against Simmel himself!"
Pudge:"Yeah and I'm Dendi's sister!"
[Pudge begins walking away from Kunkka laughing. Kunkka's face, now scowling at pudge as he walks away]

[Dragon Knight's foot steps into camera]
[Wearing an assorted amount of cosmetics all shining]
Dragon Knight: "Step aside, plebians. This lane belongs to the Dragon Knight."
Pudge:  Buzz off, pennies!
Dragon Knight:  Pennies?!
Pudge: Come back when you got a bone hook!
Dragon Knight: Why you-
[Venomancer then slithers onto screen]
Venomancer: Flee mortals! Mid venomancer has come!
[Everybody is starring at him puzzled]
All: "What?"
Venomancer: "It's the newest meta, you uncultured swine. Besides, I'm the most fabulous here."
[Bickering ensues within the group as Kunkka sits on the side becoming more and more horrified at the events taking place]
Pudge, Venomancer, Dragon Knight: "Fine! Let's settle this with couriers!"
[The group begins to buy an abundance of couriers that soon start popping up on screen while it cuts between takes to Kunkka becoming more and more crazy/desperate as the scene continues]
Dragon Knight: "Well gentleman. It seems we're at a stalemate."
Pudge: "Yeah."
Venomancer:  "Seems that way."
[Invoker's foot makes an entrance]
[He's covered in even more luxirous items than the rest and has a golden courier with a snooty, I'm better than everyone else face]
Invoker: "You peons don't mind if I mid. Do you?"
Drago Knight: "By the gods...."
Pudge:  "Please by all means!"
Venomancer: "Of course of course of course!"
Invoker: "Then it is settled. Come. We have a game to win."
[The 4 begin walking towards the lane and show Kunkka still dumbfounded at what happend]
[Raising his arms in a rage and confusion]
Kunkka: "WHAT THE-"
[The screen goes black to the words 20 minutes later]
[Next scene shows a giant Tiny hitting the ancient and exploding]
[Next scene shows our 5 heroes standing with a shocking expression other than Invoker]
[The 4 then look at Invoker]
Invoker: "What? It's all Kunkka's fault. He never ganked."
[Invoker then disconnects; Venomancer, Dragon Knight, and Pudge then look at Kunkka]