gaben

I was only 12 years old
I loved Steam so much, I had all the achievements and items
I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Steam is love" I say; “Steam is life"
My dad hears me and calls me an elitist
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
I called him a console peasant
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Gaben
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “It’s summer-time“
He grabs me with his powerful dev-team hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I open my pockets for Gaben
He puts his hand deep into my pocket
It costs so much but I do it for Steam
I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water
I accept his terms & conditions
I want to please Gaben
He roars his mighty roar as he fills my library with his love
My dad walks in
Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's june 21st now"
Gaben leaves through my window
Steam is love. Steam is life.