// tee hee hee!
    if (Trig::Rand(6) == 5)
    {
        msgHdr = TEXT_TIP;
        static char* funnyTips[] =
        {
            "Choose an ATV with thick wheels to look less gay",
            "Collect goats for mega power-ups!",
            "If you want maximum jump height, choose an ATV with a big ass rating",
            "To get young boys, simply hang around Bum school or Rory on a wednesday night",
            "To get the day off work, simply use the special 'go out drinking with Rory' combo the night before",
            "If a problem occurs, blame Rory. It saves time and you'll probably be right anyway...",
            "Wear a cap and put on a comedy London accent to be mistaken for Aron",
            "I'm FREE!!!!!!!!!",
            "If your name is Sampson, you can rely on coders sorting out your dodgy texturing for you."
        };

        int ntips = sizeof(funnyTips) / sizeof(char*);

        msgTxt = funnyTips[Trig::Rand(ntips)];
    }