THE DWARF TEST

Do you discriminate dwarfs?
Answer the following test and find out!

1. When you talk about dwarfs you refer to them as:
a) Small people
b) Lilliputiens
c) Dwarf son of a bitch
d) Mate

2. Could you have a dwarf couple?
a) Yes, as long as we love each other
b) Only if it has the height to perfect oral sex while standing
c) No, all drawfs are all fuckers
d) Yeah, sure

3. How many dwarfs can enter into a Fiat 600?
a) Six, two in the front side and four in behind
b) 14: Four in the front side, seven behind and 3 in the trunk
c) Just one, dwarfs are all a piece of shit that never travel with people
d) Once, while we were drunk we managed to get like 8 or something

4. Do you have dwarf friends?
a) Yes, a few of them
b) I had one once, but we had a fight because I called him "Bonsai Woodcutter"
c) No, I don't believe in the friendship between man and dwarf
d) Yes, most of them are

5. How many hours of tv you watch each day?
a) <2
b) 2-4
c) 4-6
d) 6+

6. When a dwarf enters the same room as you...
a) You behave normally
b) You rest your glass of beer in his head
c) You point at him screaming "Dwarf you son of a bitch"
d) You say hi

7. If a dwarf falls in the middle of a forest and there is noone who can hear him, does it make noise?
a) Yes, everything makes noise when it falls even if there isn't anyone to hear it
b) No, because noone can hear it
c) I don't know, but it is always funny to see when a dwarf falls
d) I don't know if it makes any noise but it hurts for sure

8) Do you think we repeat too much the word "Dwarf" in this test?
a) Yeah, but whatever
b) Yes, it is a bit too annoying to be honest
c) Yes, it says Dwarf too much yet not the word piece of shit too much
d) No, I am used to it

So the results then:

If you answered most of the answers as A:
You don't discriminate dwarfs. In fact, you probably don't discriminate any living being in this planet. You are probably in Greenpeace and if you find a wallet you will return it to their owner without taking any money from it

If you answered most of the answers as B:
You discriminate dwarfs in a moderated way. You won't kill them but you would definitely make them your slaves.

If you answered most of the answers as C:
You hate dwarfs - you can probably name yourself as the "Hitler of the dwarfs". You probably have a moustache and will support Germany in the next soccer world cup.

If you answered most of the answers as D:
You are a dwarf. Watch out with those who answered with most of the B and C answers.