Official Final Recap:

Rei a shit
Snacks out for job, Desuwa/MVB/Manager of /j/ possibly up for admin position
Redwood has a job
1.4 million browse /v/
/a/ is best board
/jp/ is moot's favorite board
1 million buddies
/g/ got called out
The Fappening and legal issues confirmed for one reason moot is leaving
4chan is not a money maker
moot collects tea cups
moot's favorite color is red
He saw our card/video
Status on /l/ coming back: "nope"
/s4s/ was a mistake
420chan mentioned
2007 confirmed for golden age
moot will continue to browse /a/ regularly
/pol/ was right
"I have dated 4channers"
8 hours
moot encourages meetups
C/a/mping trip is imminent
Creepy/Cracky-chan mentioned
Jiff
moot: coughed up blood twice, has attempted suicide twice within 5 hours
Anime is allowed on all boards
"Democracy doesn't work"
"Take your anger out on a hooker"
4chan is a top 500 website
"Didn't anticipate this much interest"
moot drinks mexican coke
Refresco
(2/2)
"Wikipedia is a shiny Pokemon"
Moot endorses dubs
ANIMES
/sp/ - King of Banters
moot enjoys Baneposting
moot owns a Pedobear plushie
850,000 monthly users on /a/
Bang
"take it easy"
Water cooler
Crossboarders
Moot's sexual orientation is unknown
FOR YOU
WHO WAS PHONE
The Last Supper
LGBT is a containment board confirmed
All requests should go to /r/ and spoonfeeders are cancer
moot lost his virginity at 19
"Baneposting can be my legacy"
"Crashing this board with no survivors!"
/xyz/ board
"I'm the red man"
"You're sick if you watched the whole thing"
"We always used to joke, I mean you're here forever, I'm here forever. There was a point in time where I really hoped that I could be the last person out, you know to kinda turn off the lights. But for various reasons that seems like it wasn't going to be the case, so I started to plan this kinda retirement. But for as much as people have complained over the years I really again, I really truly tried my best, and so has the team. And I think we really did do our best given the circumstances..."
"I've had alot of fun"
"Keep on truckin'"
"I never asked for this"
Charmander > Squirtle, all pokemon are manlets
moot owns LOGH on Laserdisc
idolm00tster
zaku
"General threads are just chatrooms"
"I want to retire in the woods with my greyhound"
"if 4chans dies, the whole internet will suffer from the invasion of neckbeard vikings"


"See you later, space cowboy"