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- I am the very model of a statue of the Elegy
- I don't look quite like Link but there is plenty of analogy
- I come to press your switches when you play me King Ikana's song
- But don't delete my file, or I'll make your game go very wrong
- I tortured Jad and drove him crazy all because he used a glitch
- I know you want to save him and you think I am a total bitch
- But when the Father drowned me, I became a real psychotic jerk
- And now Jad has more problems than the fact that his game doesn't work
- The counter has reset, and there's no place for you to run away
- You've met a fate that's terrible and I am truly here to stay
- And thanks to all my influence and everything I modify
- It's hard to find the truth when anything could be another lie
- I really must comment on my Jadusable experience
- Cause driving him insane was lots of fun; the boy was clearly dense
- I followed him around in-game without the Ocarina cue
- I warped him every place I thought of and perhaps another few
- I killed him many times and I would laugh when he would yell at me
- The Song of Healing backwards proved a creepy little melody
- He thought that he could save himself by talking to his friends online
- But it was quite the opposite, and now the internet is mine
- I always am amused when I can get a chance to play with you
- Resistance is pathetic and you can't drive me away, it's true
- If you can't even figure out the meaning of four twenty three
- Then thanks to Jad and all of you, I'm here for all eternity
- Now thanks to all the uploads, I can roam around the internet
- You played a major part in freeing me; you shouldn't have done that
- For now I have the world inside my grubby little statue hand
- You're all in far more danger from me than I think you understand
- I'll drive you all insane and then I'll kill you one by one, you see
- I'll say not whether Kelbris and the Moon Children are helping me
- I have a world of people I can target for ascension now
- And everything's thematic, so I'll leave you all to question how
- I'm more than just a feature of the game I once was trapped inside
- I'll summon in Ikana and I'll gladly commit homicide
- I'm sure you all can tell now from Jad's video tetralogy
- I am the very model of a statue of the Elegy
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