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- me: tizen opener
- her: that was the greatest opener i've ever heard
- me: i'm a pro. first things first, our family has to wear hot pink track suits
- her: can i wear nothing? i want to know what it feels like to be arrested by a cop while naked
- me: you are only allowed to be naked around me, including showers
- her: that might be difficult when i go home
- me: that's why you'll wear a body cam
- her: so you can see all the food porn that i make?
- me: whatever floats your boat. also i was thinking our track suits would have "#blessed" branded on the ass
- her: (can't remember)
- me: i was thinking crotch tattoos initially but we need to save money for our kids
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