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[MG] Newfag on /monster/ asks for a story

Dec 6th, 2016
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  1. Violated Hero 12/06/16 (Tue) 04:24:00 ID: 318a07 No.237297
  2. >>237207
  3. >is monster
  4. >is girl
  5. >bewbs
  6. yes <(^_^<)
  7. write a story about it please
  8.  
  9. Okay
  10. >>237396
  11.  
  12. >Be Deamon Realm Immigration Officer
  13. >In possession of Tetramand
  14. >She crossed the border a month ago, finally caught her red handed
  15. >Get it, because her hands are red, and she has a lot of hands
  16. >Heading over to deportation office to send her back
  17. >On the way there, this blacked out and lowered Dodge Charger pulls up on the sidewalk and blocks our way
  18. >The Tetramand gets scared, and tries to go back
  19. >I tug on the chain connected to her cuffs and yank her back forwards
  20. >The pitch black tinted window of the Dodge Charger rolls down
  21. >A hellhound pokes her head out the window, and stares at us as we stand still
  22. >She holds up a black, fluffy paw and points at the immigrant I need to deport
  23. >"Ayo muthafucka, you don't look from around here!"
  24. >The window of the rear passenger door rolls down too
  25. >Another hellhound looks out of the window, and hides her hands behind the door
  26. >"Six armed, red ass, dopy ass looking muthafucker look like she from the west side. Tetra-whatever-the-fuck lookin bitch."
  27. >They weren't wrong, she was from the west
  28. >It was painfully obvious too, just by looking at her
  29. >Its like the western gods that created her kind didn't even try
  30. >No remarkable physical details, one solid color, too many straight lines
  31. >It's almost like the western gods use Adobe Flash under the influence of alcohol to design their creations
  32. >She takes offense to the insults, and decides to talk back
  33. >"(-_-) It's 'Tetramand', and I have a name too."
  34. >Big mistake
  35. >The hellhounds were very angry with her correction
  36. >"You eyeballin me red nigga?"
  37. >"Tryina' start sumthiun candy-ass muthafucka?"
  38. >I can't tell if the Tetramand is really brave, or incredibly stupid
  39. >"Oh, you think you can do something to me in front of this law officer? <(^_^<)"
  40. >Unfortunately, protection of the law doesn't cover those who are in the realm illegally
  41. >As far as I was concerned, she was nothing more than a five hour stack of paperwork later at the HQ
  42. >"We gon drop yo ass if you don't shut the fuck up nigga!"
  43. >The hellhounds were really angry right now
  44. >"Really? t( - n - t) You know what, tell all your friends to come get me. I'm Loo-"
  45. >Both the hellhounds stuck their Hi-Point C9s out the widow, and started unloading caps into her
  46. >After hearing 16 shots pop off, she fell to the ground, lifeless and full of holes
  47. >My five hours of work was just cut down to one
  48. >To shorten it to 15 minutes, I pull a plastic bag out of one of my pockets and open it up over the body
  49. >A knife falls out and lands near her hand
  50. >"EAST SIDE MOTHERFUCKER!"
  51. >The Dodge Charger's tires squeal as they drive off
  52. >Call the rest of the officers, and have them pick up the body
  53. >Hours later
  54. >Getting off work to go home
  55. >See Dodge Charger in the back of the parking lot
  56. >End up getting gang-raped by a pack of hellhounds at 11:00 PM
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