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- Violated Hero 12/06/16 (Tue) 04:24:00 ID: 318a07 No.237297
- >>237207
- >is monster
- >is girl
- >bewbs
- yes <(^_^<)
- write a story about it please
- Okay
- >>237396
- >Be Deamon Realm Immigration Officer
- >In possession of Tetramand
- >She crossed the border a month ago, finally caught her red handed
- >Get it, because her hands are red, and she has a lot of hands
- >Heading over to deportation office to send her back
- >On the way there, this blacked out and lowered Dodge Charger pulls up on the sidewalk and blocks our way
- >The Tetramand gets scared, and tries to go back
- >I tug on the chain connected to her cuffs and yank her back forwards
- >The pitch black tinted window of the Dodge Charger rolls down
- >A hellhound pokes her head out the window, and stares at us as we stand still
- >She holds up a black, fluffy paw and points at the immigrant I need to deport
- >"Ayo muthafucka, you don't look from around here!"
- >The window of the rear passenger door rolls down too
- >Another hellhound looks out of the window, and hides her hands behind the door
- >"Six armed, red ass, dopy ass looking muthafucker look like she from the west side. Tetra-whatever-the-fuck lookin bitch."
- >They weren't wrong, she was from the west
- >It was painfully obvious too, just by looking at her
- >Its like the western gods that created her kind didn't even try
- >No remarkable physical details, one solid color, too many straight lines
- >It's almost like the western gods use Adobe Flash under the influence of alcohol to design their creations
- >She takes offense to the insults, and decides to talk back
- >"(-_-) It's 'Tetramand', and I have a name too."
- >Big mistake
- >The hellhounds were very angry with her correction
- >"You eyeballin me red nigga?"
- >"Tryina' start sumthiun candy-ass muthafucka?"
- >I can't tell if the Tetramand is really brave, or incredibly stupid
- >"Oh, you think you can do something to me in front of this law officer? <(^_^<)"
- >Unfortunately, protection of the law doesn't cover those who are in the realm illegally
- >As far as I was concerned, she was nothing more than a five hour stack of paperwork later at the HQ
- >"We gon drop yo ass if you don't shut the fuck up nigga!"
- >The hellhounds were really angry right now
- >"Really? t( - n - t) You know what, tell all your friends to come get me. I'm Loo-"
- >Both the hellhounds stuck their Hi-Point C9s out the widow, and started unloading caps into her
- >After hearing 16 shots pop off, she fell to the ground, lifeless and full of holes
- >My five hours of work was just cut down to one
- >To shorten it to 15 minutes, I pull a plastic bag out of one of my pockets and open it up over the body
- >A knife falls out and lands near her hand
- >"EAST SIDE MOTHERFUCKER!"
- >The Dodge Charger's tires squeal as they drive off
- >Call the rest of the officers, and have them pick up the body
- >Hours later
- >Getting off work to go home
- >See Dodge Charger in the back of the parking lot
- >End up getting gang-raped by a pack of hellhounds at 11:00 PM
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