//SUPER AWESOME CARPET SCRIPT MADE BY BOBSLOBTHEBLOB http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051887274 AND FIRE http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198063674613
    //ALL CREDIT 2 CARPET http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999279693

    alias carpetL0 "say how 2 play pyro in esea; alias carpet carpetL1"
    alias carpetL1 "say idiot couldn't handle the rock and roll; alias carpet carpetL2"
    alias carpetL2 "say they wont expect the stickys to be on the ground im so clever; alias carpet carpetL3"
    alias carpetL3 "say long story short, i ended up dying, we lost the match and the earth's sun fell from the sky; alias carpet carpetL4"
    alias carpetL4 "say 3/10 men suffer from premature taunting disorder; alias carpet carpetL5"
    alias carpetL5 "say if you have PMTD ask your doctor about hardcore drugs today; alias carpet carpetL6"
    alias carpetL6 "say ~graceful~; alias carpet carpetL7"
    alias carpetL7 "say espionage with a touch of autism; alias carpet carpetL8"
    alias carpetL8 "say shit shit shit fuck dang it, it was all calculated, im a genius and a sorcerer; alias carpet carpetL9"
    alias carpetL9 "say reminder: pyro is a class in team fortress 2; alias carpet carpetL10"
    alias carpetL10 "say im taunting because my medic was a communist; alias carpet carpetL11"
    alias carpetL11 "say -=*#1 NA SPY DUO *=-; alias carpet carpetL12"
    alias carpetL12 "say brb calling mother to tell her of my accomplishments; alias carpet carpetL13"
    alias carpetL13 "say get out of here scout you did nothing worth celebrating; alias carpet carpetL14"
    alias carpetL14 "say 'he cant hit me if im walking forward its just not gonna happen'; alias carpet carpetL15"
    alias carpetL15 "say mexico wins again; alias carpet carpetL16"
    alias carpetL16 "say also im taking donations in the form of women and cash; alias carpet carpetL17"
    alias carpetL17 "say dad. dad. put mum on the phone; alias carpet carpetL18"
    alias carpetL18 "say chillin out relaxin maxin; alias carpet carpetL19"
    alias carpetL19 "say literally raping the ground; alias carpet carpetL20"
    alias carpetL20 "say absorbing meatshots; alias carpet carpetL21"
    alias carpetL21 "say de_molished; alias carpet carpetL22"
    alias carpetL22 "say i dont even give a fuck; alias carpet carpetL23"
    alias carpetL23 "say das airshodden; alias carpet carpetL24"
    alias carpetL24 "say im pretty sure he had uber; alias carpet carpetL25"
    alias carpetL25 "say absolutely destroyed that backstab; alias carpet carpetL26"
    alias carpetL26 "say bob loblaw's law blog; alias carpet carpetL27"
    alias carpetL27 "say lets take a look at that instant replay, jim; alias carpet carpetL28"
    alias carpetL28 "say suntry dun; alias carpet carpetL29"
    alias carpetL29 "say drop fortress 2; alias carpet carpetL30"
    alias carpetL30 "say maggots >:3; alias carpet carpetL31"
    alias carpetL31 "say I PLAY QUAK LIFE SO I KNO HOW 2 KEP ENEMIE FROM MULTIHEALTH; alias carpet carpetL32"
    alias carpetL32 "say shark week is my persona so yz50 stops inviting me to his shitty open team; alias carpet carpetL33"
    alias carpetL33 "say so thirsty D:; alias carpet carpetL34"
    alias carpetL34 "say 'jump at me bro' - every shitty soldier mainers rocket; alias carpet carpetL35"
    alias carpetL35 "say hes hacking so its like whatever; alias carpet carpetL36"
    alias carpetL36 "say i dont even like sentries; alias carpet carpetL37"
    alias carpetL37 "say axetinguisher fortress 2: rage of the fireland edition; alias carpet carpetL38"
    alias carpetL38 "say warcrime simulator 2004; alias carpet carpetL39"
    alias carpetL39 "say ground_annihilated; alias carpet carpetL40"
    alias carpetL40 "say sup d00d :); alias carpet carpetL41"
    alias carpetL41 "say 'get fucked' club meeting; alias carpet carpetL42"
    alias carpetL42 "say only medics are allowed in the 'get fucked' club; alias carpet carpetL43"
    alias carpetL43 "say healthcare isnt free you bum; alias carpet carpetL44"
    alias carpetL44 "say fire a crutch for bad pyros; alias carpet carpetL45"
    alias carpetL45 "say welcome to the game nerd; alias carpet carpetL46"
    alias carpetL46 "say rip in piece deer freiend :(((; alias carpet carpetL47"
    alias carpetL47 "say hes only pretending to be retarded; alias carpet carpetL48"
    alias carpetL48 "say THE FRAGGIN DRAGON; alias carpet carpetL49"
    alias carpetL49 "say i got a 8k and 3 were reflect headshots but the demo broke and i had to go to bed because it was picture day at school tomorrow :(; alias carpet carpetL50" // will cut off, 3 chars too long
    alias carpetL50 "say trash status: COMPACTED; alias carpet carpetL51"
    alias carpetL51 "say l8r shitlord; alias carpet carpetL52"
    alias carpetL52 "say 3/5 neopets - pretty fuckin generous; alias carpet carpetL53"
    alias carpetL53 "say that shot was so sick that i now have a major liver failure; alias carpet carpetL54"
    alias carpetL54 "say thank you merciful satan for putting floor underneath their feet for me to shoot at; alias carpet carpetL55"
    alias carpetL55 "say i tactically walked into that rocket so i could spawn sooner; alias carpet carpetL56"
    alias carpetL56 "say now thats why they call me 'the faggot'; alias carpet carpetL57"
    alias carpetL57 "say someone should call a psychiatrist because these shots are insane; alias carpet carpetL58"
    alias carpetL58 "say spy to mid is an excellent strategy because not even my team expects me to be this gay; alias carpet carpetL59"
    alias carpetL59 "say -xXMED_MUTILATORXx-; alias carpet carpetL60"
    alias carpetL60 "say went afk after getting second to smoke a lot of weed and have sex with multiple women; alias carpet carpetL61"
    alias carpetL61 "say blatant fucking hacker; alias carpet carpetL62"
    alias carpetL62 "say skill: 420%; alias carpet carpetL63"
    alias carpetL63 "say how do i detonate stickies help; alias carpet carpetL64"
    alias carpetL64 "say im already sponsored by doritos flavored mountain dew gamer fuel you cannot sponsor me; alias carpet carpetL65"
	alias carpetL65 "say 800 ping; alias carpet carpetL66"
	alias carpetL66 "say i see you mister. ; alias carpet carpetL67"
	alias carpetL67 "say now i am a vengefull ghost. ; alias carpet carpetL68"
	alias carpetL68 "say hey d00d; alias carpet carpetL69"
	alias carpetL69 "say praise the sun! (\_(T)_/) ; alias carpet carpetL70"
	alias carpetL70 "say shotgun - 0  carpet - 1; alias carpet carpetL71"
	alias carpetL71 "say jump up [X] shoot down [ ] respawn [ ]; alias carpet carpetL72"
	alias carpetL72 "say hail satan. ha ha; alias carpet carpetL73"
	alias carpetL73 "say i believe i can fly.mp3; alias carpet carpetL74"
	alias carpetL74 "say help im falling; alias carpet carpetL75"
	alias carpetL75 "say 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA' - carpet johnson; alias carpet carpetL76"
	alias carpetL76 "say there is nothing which vanity does not desecrate; alias carpet carpetL77"
	alias carpetL77 "say mice work team; alias carpet carpetL78"
	alias carpetL78 "say abandon all hope ye who exit there; alias carpet carpetL79"
	alias carpetL79 "say ahahahha youll never get me here; alias carpet carpetL80"
	alias carpetL80 "say ahahahha im burning to death; alias carpet carpetL81"
	alias carpetL81 "say ballsack; alias carpet carpetL82"
	alias carpetL82 "say my skin hurts; alias carpet carpetL83"
	alias carpetL83 "say 360 degress without even a scope; alias carpet carpetL84"
	alias carpetL84 "say get down here and die you coward; alias carpet carpetL85"
	alias carpetL85 "say outsmart boolet???; alias carpet carpetL86"
	alias carpetL86 "say [muffled pyro laughter]; alias carpet carpetL87"
	alias carpetL87 "say OGRES SLAIN IN GLORIOUS WARFARE: 3; alias carpet carpetL88"
	alias carpetL88 "say my gun isnt working; alias carpet carpetL89"
	alias carpetL89 "say rocket absorbed; alias carpet carpetL90"
	alias carpetL90 "say ill definitely get a kill this life!; alias carpet carpetL91"
	alias carpetL91 "say snipings a terrible job m8; alias carpet carpetL92"
	alias carpetL92 "say i'm POLE dancing do you get it ?; alias carpet carpetL93"
	alias carpetL93 "say HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HHHHHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAA HOLY SHIT THATS SO FUNNY LMAAOAOO; alias carpet carpetL94"
	alias carpetL94 "say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHHAH HHAAHAHAHAHA POLE DDANCIGN LOLL; alias carpet carpetL95"
	alias carpetL95 "say im troling evry1 roflf; alias carpet carpetL96"
	alias carpetL96 "say toasted, please.; alias carpet carpetL97"
	alias carpetL97 "say where are my enemies; alias carpet carpetL98"
	alias carpetL98 "say die beast; alias carpet carpetL99"
	alias carpetL99 "say #carpetdiem; alias carpet carpetL100"
	alias carpetL100 "say wasting my youth playing tarribly balanced video games; alias carpet carpetL101"
	alias carpetL101 "say ☻☺☻ best player in the server award; alias carpet carpetL102"
	alias carpetL102 "say prefired; alias carpet carpetL103"
	alias carpetL103 "say purification simulator alpha gameplay; alias carpet carpetL104"
	alias carpetL104 "say wat up buddy, i have a gift for you; alias carpet carpetL105"
	alias carpetL105 "say 14 eons later; alias carpet carpetL106"
	alias carpetL106 "say A B S O L U T E L Y  E P I C ; alias carpet carpetL107"
	alias carpetL107 "say :^); alias carpet carpetL108"
	alias carpetL108 "say drop fortress 4: the wrathchild's curse; alias carpet carpetL109"
	alias carpetL109 "say bodyshat on; alias carpet carpetL110"
	alias carpetL110 "say dead ringer is for bad players unlike me; alias carpet carpetL111"
	alias carpetL111 "say i finally spawned! now is my time to shine!; alias carpet carpetL112"
	alias carpetL112 "say lg suspended; alias carpet carpetL113"
	alias carpetL113 "say 'gee carpet how did you get so good at holding down your mouse button' - years of practise; alias carpet carpetL114"
	alias carpetL114 "say to infinite AND BEYOND; alias carpet carpetL115"
	alias carpetL115 "say if spawn camping is illegal then i am the jeffrey dahmer of video games; alias carpet carpetL116"
        alias carpetl116 "say made by Bobslobtheblob and fIRE. all credit goes to carpet 'videogames' johnson; alias carpet carpetL0"
    alias carpet carpetL0
	alias +heilcarpet "+use_action_slot_item; carpet; -use_action_slot_item;"
	bind "UPARROW" "carpet"