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- > own fluffy pony, a grey-ish one
- > also be firework designer
- > fluffy pony is often interested in your work, not realising the dangers
- > you've shown some of your work outside
- > she didn't like the noisy fireworks at all
- > "nooo, scawy noise huwt fwuffy!" along with running and urinating all around your backyard
- > she loves those little fountains, though
- > "colows pwetty! fwuffy wike colows!" while jumping around in delight
- > took you 2 months to convince her she shouldn't try to hug the sparks
- > one day, be working in your basement on a new fountain
- > fluffy pony runs down stairs
- > "fwuffy wan pway!"
- > "not now, I'm doing work"
- > "daddy make pwetty colows?"
- > "oh yes, this one will make a big sparkling rainbow, with every color you can imagine"
- > fluffy's eyes grow big upon hearing this
- > "fwuffy wan' see wainbow!" she says, her hooves reaching up to the table where the cutout is
- > shoo her off
- > "b-b-but fwuffy wan' see wainbow!" she cries
- > "you'll see it when it's done. Come on, let's go to sleep"
- > you turn off the light and carry the sobbing fluffy to her pile of blankets
- > you light the pony-proofed fireplace and go to bed
- > next morning
- > you wake up to the sound of your fluffy pony calling for help
- > she's not at her bed
- > it's coming from the basement
- > walk down the stairs
- > fluffy pony is sitting on your working table
- > "tummy ouchies... hewp fwuffy..."
- > it takes you two seconds to notice your prototype is gone, and a fuse is sticking out of her mouth
- > realisation
- > "my god, what have you done?!"
- > "sowweeeee!" your fluffy pony cries out while running up the stairs
- > trips twice
- > you take a second to sigh deeply, and then go after her
- > she's sitting against the fence in front of the fireplace, crying softly
- > you ask her why she literally ate your work
- > "fwuffy wike pwetty colows..."
- > she turns her head to you
- > "fwuffy wan' to hav' pwetty wainbow colows too!"
- > awww, so cute when she's cry-
- > the fuse is lit
- > ohgod.jpg
- > "what happen to fwuffy? fwuffy tummy huwts"
- > you run to grab some scissors, but when you come back, the fuse already burnt up to inside her mouth
- > you give your fluffy a quick hug
- > "don't worry, you will soon be a beautiful rainbow"
- > you put her down and hide behind the couch
- > "yaay, fwuffy wiw hav' pwetty colows! fwuffy will be wainbow! fwuffy wuv y-"
- > BOOM
- > the room is filled with bright colourful sparks
- > the wall splattered with fluffy pony bits
- > it looked fucking beautiful
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