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Bronitz

Firework

Oct 22nd, 2012
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  1. > own fluffy pony, a grey-ish one
  2. > also be firework designer
  3. > fluffy pony is often interested in your work, not realising the dangers
  4. > you've shown some of your work outside
  5. > she didn't like the noisy fireworks at all
  6. > "nooo, scawy noise huwt fwuffy!" along with running and urinating all around your backyard
  7. > she loves those little fountains, though
  8. > "colows pwetty! fwuffy wike colows!" while jumping around in delight
  9. > took you 2 months to convince her she shouldn't try to hug the sparks
  10. > one day, be working in your basement on a new fountain
  11. > fluffy pony runs down stairs
  12. > "fwuffy wan pway!"
  13. > "not now, I'm doing work"
  14. > "daddy make pwetty colows?"
  15. > "oh yes, this one will make a big sparkling rainbow, with every color you can imagine"
  16. > fluffy's eyes grow big upon hearing this
  17. > "fwuffy wan' see wainbow!" she says, her hooves reaching up to the table where the cutout is
  18. > shoo her off
  19. > "b-b-but fwuffy wan' see wainbow!" she cries
  20. > "you'll see it when it's done. Come on, let's go to sleep"
  21. > you turn off the light and carry the sobbing fluffy to her pile of blankets
  22. > you light the pony-proofed fireplace and go to bed
  23.  
  24. > next morning
  25. > you wake up to the sound of your fluffy pony calling for help
  26. > she's not at her bed
  27. > it's coming from the basement
  28. > walk down the stairs
  29. > fluffy pony is sitting on your working table
  30. > "tummy ouchies... hewp fwuffy..."
  31. > it takes you two seconds to notice your prototype is gone, and a fuse is sticking out of her mouth
  32. > realisation
  33. > "my god, what have you done?!"
  34. > "sowweeeee!" your fluffy pony cries out while running up the stairs
  35. > trips twice
  36. > you take a second to sigh deeply, and then go after her
  37. > she's sitting against the fence in front of the fireplace, crying softly
  38. > you ask her why she literally ate your work
  39. > "fwuffy wike pwetty colows..."
  40. > she turns her head to you
  41. > "fwuffy wan' to hav' pwetty wainbow colows too!"
  42. > awww, so cute when she's cry-
  43. > the fuse is lit
  44. > ohgod.jpg
  45. > "what happen to fwuffy? fwuffy tummy huwts"
  46. > you run to grab some scissors, but when you come back, the fuse already burnt up to inside her mouth
  47. > you give your fluffy a quick hug
  48. > "don't worry, you will soon be a beautiful rainbow"
  49. > you put her down and hide behind the couch
  50. > "yaay, fwuffy wiw hav' pwetty colows! fwuffy will be wainbow! fwuffy wuv y-"
  51. > BOOM
  52. > the room is filled with bright colourful sparks
  53. > the wall splattered with fluffy pony bits
  54. > it looked fucking beautiful
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