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- { P ¤š Èd mammet #003L mammets #003L Summon your mammet #003L minion─a fully operational clockwork puppet built for the Maelstrom. Designed to be a standard bearer in Maelstrom company parades, these hand-crafted automatons were soon decommissioned due to the fact that their small stature ensured that no one could see the flags they carried. Feelings! Maybe she justdoesn't feel like part ofthe team!? - Wedge î
- ‰ l ¥› Èd mammet #003G mammets #003G Summon your mammet #003G minion─a fully operational clockwork puppet built for the Order of the Twin Adder. Designed to be a standard bearer in Order of the Twin Adder company parades, these hand-crafted automatons were soon decommissioned due to the fact that their small stature ensured that no one could see the flags they carried. Feelings! Maybe she justdoesn't feel like part ofthe team!? - Wedge Þ
- \ ¦œ Èd mammet #003U mammets #003U Summon your mammet #003U minion─a fully operational clockwork puppet built for the Immortal Flames. Designed to be a standard bearer in Immortal Flames company parades, these hand-crafted automatons were soon decommissioned due to the fact that their small stature ensured that no one could see the flags they carried. Feelings! Maybe she justdoesn't feel like part ofthe team!? - Wedge Ö ! ² m ¨ d + storm hatchling storm hatchlings Summon your storm hatchling minion. Not more than a fortnight out of the shell, but his blood already runs Maelstrom red. Till sea swallows all! Raised by a storm private from an egg found abandoned in the company stables he was charged with cleaning, this adorable fledgling is a symbol of new beginnings for the mighty Maelstrom. Chocobo dander canbe a mite ripe. - Chocobokeep Ò % ¥ i ©ž d + serpent hatchling serpent hatchlings Summon your serpent hatchling minion. Not more than a fortnight out of the shell, but his blood already runs Twin Adder yellow. Raised by a serpent private from an egg found abandoned in the company stables he was charged with cleaning, this adorable fledgling is a symbol of new beginnings for the Order of the Twin Adder. Chocobo dander canbe a mite ripe. - Chocobokeep Æ ! £ ] ªŸ d + flame hatchling flame hatchlings Summon your flame hatchling minion. Not more than a fortnight out of the shell, but his blood already runs Immortal Flames black. Raised by a flame private from an egg found abandoned in the company stables he was charged with cleaning, this adorable fledgling is a symbol of new beginnings for the Immortal Flames. Chocobo dander canbe a mite ripe. - Chocobokeep þ ! m d # morbol seedling morbol seedlings Summon your morbol seedling minion...if you think you can stand his breath. It is in fashion amongst wealthy Ul'dahn merchants and nobles to bring morbol seedlings to banquets, so that the upper crust might inhale the seedkin's “boot-like†bad breath to induce vomiting, allowing them to engorge themselves for theduration of the gatherings. Did a morbol just emptyits innards? I feel ill... - Imperial Soldier * Æ ¾ ¯¡ d ) tiny rat tiny rats Summon your tiny rat minion. He may infest your granaries, and he may carry the plague, but he's simply too adorable to condemn to the life-ending jaws of a metal trap. It was only recently that an enterprising merchant from the Emerald Exchange in Ul'dah was tossed into the sultanate's oubliettes for fluffing the tails of rats caught on Pearl Avenue and selling prettied pests to tourists as “tiny squirrels.†Pray waste no timechasing rats. - Nanamo Ul Namo þ U s °¢ d ! baby bun baby buns Summon your baby bun minion. Tastes great on salads and in stews. For those wondering on the ill effects of inhaling spores released by common funguars, according to the Encyclopedia Eorzea (third edition), funguar spores “befoul the body's humours and claim control of an individual's very soul,rendering them a mindlessthrall.†You mushroom-headed,spindly-legged, spore-spewing abominations! - Gabineaux Î
- X ±£ d # chigoe larva chigoe larvae Summon your chigoe larva minion. This tiny vilekin takes the blood pact with his master very seriously. Chirurgeons of the fallen city of Gelmorra once used chigoes to leech the dark humours of the infirm until it was realized the patients were contracting additional maladies as a result of the treatment. What am I going to dowith a pile of dead vilekin? - Waltheof 6 Ž ª ²¤
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- + bluebird bluebirds Summon your bluebird minion. Known to retroactively bring good fortune to those who have already experienced good fortune. Fortunate to hatch before being eaten by lizards. Unfortunate to fall from its nest before learning to fly. Fortunate to land in an empty treasure coffer. Unfortunate to still be in said coffer as it is filled with booty and locked up again.Fortunate to beplundered...by you. The disbelieving criesof our foe will be asthe sweetest birdsong. - Yadovv Gah N — ® ³¥ d ) wide-eyed fawn wide-eyed fawns Summon your wide-eyed fawn minion. His mother was either lost in a terrible hunting accident...or perhaps is just lost. An easy target for Eorzea's carnivorous fauna, antelopes must use every advantage they have to remain free from death's dripping jaws. One of those is the remarkable ability to run mere minutes from birth. Unfortunately, thattrait did not save thisspecimen from capture. When making an offeringof antelope innards, it isproper they are still warm. - Common Knowledge Œ § ´¦ d ) infant imp infant imps Summon your infant imp minion. Hopes that one day, he will rule the seven hells. But for now, your backside will do. Scholars believe there are three ways in which voidsent can make the journey from their realm to ours─tearing a hole in the aether on their side, having a hole torn for them on our side, or stumbling into a randomly occurringhole, the latter being themost common for imps. This bastard's gotsome nasty spells! - Stalwart Swordsman ˆ © µÈ #
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- ; coeurl kitten coeurl kittens Summon your coeurl kitten minion. It will still be several summers before his trademark whiskers grow out. Coeurls are extremely proud and defiant creatures, even when young. Faced with insurmountable odds, a coeurl will rarely shy away from a fight, choosing rather to perish in combat than run. This characteristic keeps coeurl numbers low,but ensures the strengthof those who survive. Coeurl got your tongue? - Wilred 6 6 þ
- h ƒ ¸§ Êd gravel golem gravel golems Summon your gravel golem minion. Only you stand between it and a hard place. Mage-controlled golems were in such wide use by the end of the Fifth Astral Era, that entire battles were waged by armies comprised of nothing but the lifeless soulkin. This recreation, however, is nothing but a standard model #001mammet outfitted withsimple gravel plating. Gummice pollums? I fearI'm not familiar with them. - Yhom Epocan â $ d L ¹É Ëd 0 wind-up tonberry wind-up tonberries Summon your wind-up tonberry minion. Now with 100% less rancor. While merely a clockwork toy crafted to resemble the twisted survivors of Nym, owners of similar creations claim waking to find their wind-up tonberries propped upon their chests, wooden knives pressed firmly against their throats. I came expectin' to fightone tonberry, not a wholebloody mess of 'em. - Soft Marauder „ v º¨ d ) tiny tortoise tiny tortoises Summon your tiny tortoise minion. Will not carry you to an underwater kingdom if you ride on its back. Hatched from an egg laid in the ivory sands of La Noscea's Salt Strand, if lucky, this baby adamantoise may live to see as many as ten score summers...that is, if it does not accidentally launch itself off a cliff with its constant spinning. What is that foul stench!?It's like the inside of anadamantoise's arse! - Wood Wailer Sentry p ˜ »© d ) baby raptor baby raptors Summon your baby raptor minion. Luckily for you, his teeth haven't all grown in...yet. Taking a hint from goblin merchants who raise raptors to serve as beasts of burden, a shopkeep from the village of Boughbury has begun hatching raptor eggs of his own (stolen from nearby nests). One can only hope the mother raptorsare not as clever as theshopkeep thinks he is. By the gods...This raptor is sublime! - Nonopesa ¦ V ¼ª d ! baby bat baby bats Summon your baby bat minion. Has yet to acquire a taste for blood. Nonoroon, resident junkmonger at Memroon's Trading Post came up with the idea for capturing and selling baby bats one day while raiding caves for bat eggs...of which he could not find any. Even ate a wing off oneafore I made up my mindup to climb down the wall. - Ahldfoet 6
- } ¨ ½« d ! tiny bulb tiny bulbs Summon your tiny bulb minion. Some questions, such as why this bulb can walk, are best left unanswered. To answer the question, “why can this bulb walk,†one must trace the seedkin's evolution back thousands of generations. Since this guide lacks the space to do so, let us simply say it has something to do with seeking sunlight under the eternaldarkness of the BlackShroud's thick canopy. Each sapling is anotherglimpse into the wonderof the world around us. - Fufucha & ¦ • ¾¬ d
- ! dust bunny dust bunnies Summon your dust bunny minion. Despite the striking similarities, spriggans are not related to rabbits. But they have been known to eat them. It is not fully known why spriggans hoard precious rocks and minerals, though scholars would have us believe that it is the rocks and minerals which are hoarding the spriggans, hence the creatures' scientific classification assoulkin. Between the four of us,surely we can outsmarta few rogue spriggans. - Augustinel 2 # j – ¿ Ìd wind-up dullahan wind-up dullahans Summon your wind-up dullahan minion. Warning: may contain sharp parts. Voidsent dullahan are, in fact, shapeless entities who must first inhabit an inanimate host (such as a suit of armor) before gaining the ability to exert force upon the physical plane in which we reside. Luckily, the only thing inhabiting thiswind-up contraption aremanifold gears and rods. Pray retrieve the gift ereit is crushed beneath theiron feet of the dullahans! - G'raha Tia : ½ À® d ! gigantpole gigantpoles Summon your gigantpole minion. Yes, it can survive for hours on end without any water, and yes, it can fly. Your argument is invalid. Over countless generations, the gigantoads of Thanalan have adapted to the arid climes by taking on traits not seen in their cousins to the north, such as thick membranes to keep their skin hydrated out of water, and a set of extra finswhich act as wings topropel them over land. These toads are huge,which means they havehuge guts. - Hamon ²
- a Á¯ d ) pudgy puk pudgy puks Summon your pudgy puk minion. Don't ask what it has eaten to grow so plump. Fattened from birth to be a succulent snack for the sadistic Steropes, this fledgling puk's excess baggage ensures that even if he attempts to flee, he will not be getting that far. Ul'dah ain't more'n asand-crusted pile o' pukdung bakin' in th' desert. - Baderon Tenfingers N
- ˜  ° d + buffalo calf buffalo calves Summon your buffalo calf minion. Milk-fed until tender and juicy. Not that anyone would ever think of eating him. When the Scions of the Seventh Dawn began clearing out the Waking Sands in preparation for the move to Revenant's Toll, this wide-eyed calf was discovered hiding in a disused linen closet. Though an inquiry was made by the Antecedentherself, it is still not knownwho was keeping the beast. I made the grievous errorof visiting a great buffalowith a handsaw. - Godbert ! … ƒ ñ d # cactuar cutting cactuar cuttings Summon your cactuar cutting minion. Take care not to suffer 1,000 points of damage...to your heart. Hab, loneliest zombie in the realm, is certain that this cactuar cutting was taken from his trusty companion Sabotendrick. Or if not, then most positively Sabotendred. What he does not know, is that it is, in fact, from the oft forgottenSabotendale. The interior of its armholds a surprising amountof fresh, drinkable water. - Common Knowledge – Ð ÿ IJ d # smallshell smallshells Summon your smallshell minion. The mere sight of this wee wavekin may cause severe psychological trauma to those who spent years of their lives on faraway shores culling his relatives. As is implied by its name, the smallshell's shell is small. What is not widely known is that unlike normal crabs whose shells grow thicker and, hence, larger as the crabs age, smallshell carapaces actually reduce in size due to erosion over thewavekin's lifespan, untilnothing is left but legs. Got naught but a sealion's share of crab offal'twixt them ears, I reckon. - Ighii Moui ú d ` ÅÆ d
- 9 wolf pup wolf pups Summon your wolf pup minion. Idolizes one Gaius van Baelsar for obvious reasons. Bred to serve as a war wolf in the Imperial Garlean Army, this pup was rescued before any permanent damage could be done to its playful spirit. He will follow you to the end of the world and back...aslong as you toss him anoccasional biscuit. I've got no words to mincewith whelps...unless you'rehere to become a wolf. - Curious Gorge æ
- [ Ƴ d ) beady eye beady eyes Summon your beady eye minion. That feeling you get sometimes that you are being watched? More often than not it is him. One of the most outlandish theories recently posed by scholars of the void, is that ahrimans do not reproduce by typical sexual means, but rather by shedding tears which eventually grow into new creatures. Black scorpion to sharpenone's wit; ahrimanmembrane for the mind. - Severian " Œ • Ç´ d ) fledgling dodo fledgling dodos Summon your fledgling dodo minion. Properly trained not to eructate, regurgitate, expectorate, or flatulate. Dodos mature extremely fast, going from fledgling to full-grown fryer in but a few short moons. This, coupled with the fact an adult female can lay up to seven eggs a sennight, makes this particular cloudkin the perfect option forfeeding the hungry masses. Lightning Drools over theBismarck's DelightfulGrilled Dodo! - The Harbor Herald J
- ¹ ȵ d ! coblyn larva coblyn larvae Summon your coblyn larva minion. Too dangerous to allow to grow any larger...too adorable to condemn to the furnace. Coblyns will lay their eggs near ore deposits so that when the larvae emerge, they will have a ready supply of nourishment to form their protective outer carapaces. This is a slow process which involves dousing the ore in digestivefluid, waiting for it to clarify,then ingesting the ooze. The lads go through gearfaster'n a coblyn chewin'on a chunk of mythril. - Wawarukka ò ! w g ɶ ÍU wind-up aldgoat wind-up aldgoats Summon your wind-up aldgoat. No aldgoats were harmed in the making of this automaton. While in Ishgardian folklore the aldgoat is used to represent greed and gluttony, the Dunesfolk believe the insatiable creatures are a symbol of wealth and prosperity, and will present aldgoat fetishes to families with newbornchildren. A nice big aldgoat steakshould put some colorback in 'er cheeks. - Lyngsath : % ¬ £ Ê· "d "+ fledgling apkallu fledgling apkallus Summon your fledgling apkallu minion. Will follow you until you give him a fish. Will continue to follow you after being given a fish. While the hatchlings of other flightless cloudkin have been observed covered in a dull brown coat of down when they emerge from their eggs, apkallus enter the world covered in the same vivid green plumage they will bear for their entirelives. Nesting hens do not speara failed egg thief a scoreand half times. - Frandelont Raimdelle ' ‡ “ ˸ #d
- #! goobbue sproutling goobbue sproutlings Summon your goobbue sproutling minion. Has been known to attack kittens for no apparent reason. To achieve their cyclopean size, goobbues must maintain a daily diet of several times their own weight. Luckily, the seedkin are not finicky eaters, and will consume almost anything that cannot outrun them. If rumors are to bebelieved, this includesLalafells. These goobbues are wontto devour anything andeverything. - Aileen Ú ' l Š ̹ $d $! bite-sized pudding bite-sized puddings Summon your bite-sized pudding minion. Not intended for consumption. Unable to reproduce, puddings increase their number solely via mitosis. Because of this, it is widely believed that all Eorzea's puddings descended from a single entity─a proto-pudding, if you will. This, however, leaves us with the question:whence did the firstpudding come? A talking...pudding? - You V ± Ô Íº Ýd model vanguard model vanguards Summon your model vanguard minion. An exact 1:9 scale replica of a ceruleum-powered magitek vanguard (imperial pilot action figure not included). Part of the Guildmaster Series, this high-quality replica is so exact in its rendition of the vanguard's build that Garlemald has banned the item's import into the empire's outlying provinces, for fear the data gleaned from it will be used by rebelforces still active in theselands. I'd sooner face a vanguardwhile naked as mynameday! - Flame Private " ’ ¬ λ &d
- &! demon brick demon bricks Summon your demon brick minion. We are all better off not knowing what arcane magicks animate this ordinary stone block. For many years, modern archaeologists did not understand how a seemingly primitive civilization without clockwork or steam technology could build the massive stone structures of Amdapor. Animated bricks, such as the one thathas chosen to follow you,may be the missing link. Underneath this gear, I'mbuilt like a brick privy! - Chachai &
- ’ ± ϼ 'd ') mini mole mini moles Summon your mini mole minion. When not dining on a protein-rich diet of earthworms and grubs, he dreams of making mountains. Snatched from its hill while still young by infamous naturalist Marcette Manne, this poor creature has suffered countless experiments filled with endless pokings, proddings, potations, and panaceas. Compared to that, followingan adventurer around allday is a veritable vacation. Hear me, you molebastards? I am steel! - Eager Red Swallow 6 ö
- V t ÑÇ )d )! slime puddle slime puddles Summon your slime puddle minion. Fun for the whole family. Once stepped upon, slime can be nigh on impossible to remove from the soles of boots, making the shapeless creatures a nuisance to those who mine the mountains in which slimes reside. The Encyclopedia Eorzea recommends asqueeze of sun lemon toloosen their stony grip. Silence the slimes, lestyou succumb to theflames. - Ancient Proverb ª
- i Ò¾ *Z *+ kidragora kidragoras Summon your kidragora minion. Even in space, everyone can hear this seedkin scream. One must take care when harvesting mandragoras, for if the roots are disturbed they will emit a high-pitched scream powerful enough to shatter glass over a malm away. While little is known aboutthem, what is knowntends to be disturbing. - Eorzean Naturalist ² x + Ó¿ Ïd
- wind-up goblin wind-up goblins Summon your wind-up goblin minion. Even this automaton's gobbiebag is bigger than yours. Designed to resemble goblin hero Brayflox Alltalks, you cannot help but wonder at the symbol carved into the sole of its left foot─the mark of the dreaded Illuminati. Illuminati brainfruitis frontmost! - Illuminati Member s ‰ ÔÅ Ðd wind-up sylph wind-up sylphs Summon your wind-up sylph minion. If it could speak, it would be in the third person. Unlike most species in which the female bears the offspring, only sylph males are capable of reproduction, and they do so via the single flower found upon their heads. After the flower is fertilized, it will eventually fall off,giving rise to a childknown as a podling. Helping sylphs with theirproblems is a jolly fineway to make friends. - Path Companion . ¤ ÕÀ Üd wind-up cursor wind-up cursors Summon your wind-up cursor minion. Modeled after the ivory glove of Oschon, the Wanderer, does this clockwork hand follow you...or guide you? If we are to believe the slurred ravings of a self-proclaimed goblin theologian deep in his cups, this seemingly inconspicuous white glove is actually the “Hand of Fate†by which all of us are controlled from a dimension beyond theaether. I trust ye had enoughfingers to help ye throughthe tallyin'. - Yulgi Honalgi > ! ’ œ ÖÁ Þd wind-up airship wind-up airships Summon your wind-up airship minion. A fully operational model of the legendary vessel, the Invincible. Despite it being the first, and most ambitious undertaking by Highwind Skyways founder Tatanora, the Invincible actually never took flight─its ten-year construction period plagued by accidents, material shortages, sabotage, andoutright incompetence. Up in the sky, look! It's abird─ No, it's an airship─No! It's the inspector! - Nashu Mhakaracca y › × ÍZ wind-up Qiqirn wind-up Qiqirns Summon your wind-up Qiqirn minion. As adorable as the real thing, without the ratty odor. Once upon a time, there was not a man, woman, or child in all of Limsa Lominsa who did not know the name Zazaroon, mummer extraordinaire. However, a taste for spiced rum, a failed marriage, and several run-ins with the Barracudassaw the Qiqirn fall fromthe limelight into oblivion. The Qiqirn are a nuisanceat the best of times. - Roseline F ) ¦ ¿ ùÄ d + black chocobo chick black chocobo chicks Summon your black chocobo chick minion. Rumors about her being able to fly are completely unfounded...or are they? This poor chocobo chick was as yellow as an ear of millioncorn before one day being doused in black ink by a random passerby bedecked in silver accessories. Try as the chokobokeeps might, none were able to remove the taint, and thusthe realm's first blackchocobo was born. There is no finer feelthan that of a chocobobetween your legs. - L'dhakya & ! y š Øà úd wind-up Dalamud wind-up Dalamuds Summon your wind-up Dalamud minion. Do not attempt to pry open under any circumstances. After Dalamud's fall, a wealthy Ul'dahn noble commissioned a famous troupe of musicians to write a dirge for the heroes of Carteneau and play it across Eorzea so that the deeds of the fallen would not be forgotten. This wind-upmodel of the red moon hasnaught to do with the dirge. The lifeblood spilled inDalamud's name shall beblessed upon His return. - Foxe Z % ¦ É BÑ 1d 1) minute mindflayer minute mindflayers Summon your minute mindflayer minion. Delights folk with its cuteness even as it fills them with an inexplicable sense of dread. Similar to voidsent dullahan, mindflayers also lack a corporeal form and must possess a host to be able to exert force on our realm. Whereas the dullahan, however, are limited to the possession of inorganic objects such as steel,mindflayers tend to preferthe dead as their vessels. It has a grisly penchantfor sucking out the brainsof men. - Frandelont Raimdelle 6 " " ‹ DÊ Õd wind-up Amalj'aa wind-up Amalj'aa Summon your wind-up Amalj'aa minion. What is burnt may never burn, but rises again, harder and stronger. Amalj'aa blacksmith Narujj Boh of the Brotherhood of Ash began dabbling in clockwork after rescuing the mammet minion of an adventurer slain near his forges. This particular sample is the product of moons of meticulous calculationsmade to reproduce thetell-tale Amalj'aa tail sway. My people are theAmalj'aa, proud andstrong. - Loonh Gah 6 ê ‚ ` »Ó ×d wind-up kobold wind-up kobolds Summon your wind-up kobold minion. With you, she will koboldly go where no kobold has gone before. Another of 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go's masterpieces, this cuddly kobold miniature in fact houses several onzes of highly flammable firesand, designed to ignite when outward pressure is applied...such as with a tender hug. Honestly, I will neverunderstand the kobolds'sense of aesthetics. - Rashaht ò v V ¼Ô Ød wind-up Sahagin wind-up Sahagin Summon your wind-up Sahagin minion. He's got a trident and he's not afraid to use it. Ever the loving clutchfather, Novv had this toy crafted, complete with sharpened trident, for his infant spawnlings. When wound up, it displays various thrusts and parries to prepare the spawn for battle with their enemies. A Sssahagin does not flailand sssplash about so─he rolls with the waves. - Clutchfather Novv 2 " ª AË 3d 3) wind-up brickman wind-up brickmen Summon your wind-up brickman minion. The brickman gets up and looks over as if it wants to join the party! One unexpected side-effect of the Calamity has been the significant increase in aetherial rifts appearing throughout the realm. As a result, strange creatures not of this world have been popping in and out of existence without warning─one of those being thebizarre brickman. Can ye smell it?'Tis the scent o' profit,my friend! - Beefy Businessman ê % Ÿ X Ì Úd wind-up Shantotto wind-up Shantottos Summon your wind-up Shantotto minion. But remember:If you fail to treat her right,she will set your pants alight. If it looks like a Lalafell, rhymes like a Lalafell, and alliterates like a Lalafell, then it is probably a Lalafell...except when it is a wind-up Shantotto. Then it is not a Lalafell. Your judgment is quitewise─you may yet staveoff an untimely demise. - Shantotto F ± HÍ Ûd wind-up Edvya wind-up Edvyas Summon your wind-up Edvya minion. Sometimes moonlights as a miller girl, much to her father the sultan's chagrin. Forty years after the founding of the Thorne Dynasty, sultan Baldric Thorne was blessed by the gods with a single daughter, Edvya, whom he loved fiercely. The history surrounding the two, now known as the “Legend of the Lost Ladyâ€gave rise to the festivalof Little Ladies' Day. Did Princess Edvyaconcern herself with gloryand riches? I think not! - Gossiping Girl w { IÕ ôd wind-up sun wind-up suns Summon your wind-up sun minion. May the sun never go down on you. /poke to adjust elevation. Designed to provide light for road repairmen toiling during the small hours of the night, wind-up suns have become all the talk amongst Ul'dahn mesdames ever since it was discovered the extra light worked wonders at hiding unsightlyblemishes and wrinkles. We find the pages of ourmemories are blank, as ifbleached by the sun. - Kan-E-Senna ~ ” JÖ õd plush cushion plush cushions Summon your plush cushion minion. Ever ready to shield your buttocks from the hardest of places. Preferring to take a more hands-on approach with his latest project, Redolent Rose of the Weavers' Guild personally researched the resilience and contour of over four score buttocks in order to create a cushion so light and fluffy, eventhe clouds would darkenwith envy. Bumbling one spends allday sleeping onpaperstack pillow, yes? - Olmxio * ! ¡ Î Þd Minion of Light Minions of Light Summon your Minion of Light and make true the prophecy: “When Darkness veils the world, three Minions of Light shall come.†Ancient records show that almost every Astral Era has had its own Warriors of Light─brave souls who appeared before forthcoming disasters to unite the people of that time...only to disappear once again as catastrophe rained downfrom the heavens. Next you'll be telling meyou're one of the Warriorsof Light. - Mother Miounne ª ! " K ßd
- F Minion of Light Minions of Light Ancient records show that almost every Astral Era has had its own Warriors of Light─brave souls who appeared before forthcoming disasters to unite the people of that time...only to disappear once again as catastrophe rained downfrom the heavens. Next you'll be telling meyou're one of the Warriorsof Light. - Mother Miounne ª ! " o àd
- F Minion of Light Minions of Light Ancient records show that almost every Astral Era has had its own Warriors of Light─brave souls who appeared before forthcoming disasters to unite the people of that time...only to disappear once again as catastrophe rained downfrom the heavens. Next you'll be telling meyou're one of the Warriorsof Light. - Mother Miounne ª ! " p ád
- F Minion of Light Minions of Light Ancient records show that almost every Astral Era has had its own Warriors of Light─brave souls who appeared before forthcoming disasters to unite the people of that time...only to disappear once again as catastrophe rained downfrom the heavens. Next you'll be telling meyou're one of the Warriorsof Light. - Mother Miounne b ¶ Í Ï âd wind-up leader wind-up leaders Summon your wind-up leader minion, who will follow you unquestioningly─for coin and country; for serenity, purity, sanctity─till sea swallows all. Originally crafted to promote the Grand Companies of Eorzea, these clockwork dolls are often rewarded to company members for exceptional service. There are three models of wind-up leaders, one to representeach of the three heads ofLimsa Lominsa, Gridania,and Ul'dah. The leaders of Eorzea hadlost their way─I merelyhelped them find it again. - Minfilia Î ! " 9 r ãd
- wind-up Merlwyb wind-up Merlwybs Originally crafted to promote the Grand Companies of Eorzea, these clockwork dolls are often rewarded to company members for exceptional service. There are three models of wind-up leaders, one to representeach of the three heads ofLimsa Lominsa, Gridania,and Ul'dah. The leaders of Eorzea hadlost their way─I merelyhelped them find it again. - Minfilia Ê 5 s äd
- wind-up Kan-E wind-up Kan-Es Originally crafted to promote the Grand Companies of Eorzea, these clockwork dolls are often rewarded to company members for exceptional service. There are three models of wind-up leaders, one to representeach of the three heads ofLimsa Lominsa, Gridania,and Ul'dah. The leaders of Eorzea hadlost their way─I merelyhelped them find it again. - Minfilia Î ! " 9 q åd
- wind-up Raubahn wind-up Raubahns Originally crafted to promote the Grand Companies of Eorzea, these clockwork dolls are often rewarded to company members for exceptional service. There are three models of wind-up leaders, one to representeach of the three heads ofLimsa Lominsa, Gridania,and Ul'dah. The leaders of Eorzea hadlost their way─I merelyhelped them find it again. - Minfilia z ' l ó zÐ d + princely hatchling princely hatchlings Summon the princely hatchling minion, the chocobo who would be king. A thoroughbred descended from the legendary Veillantif, this noble bird of Ishgard seeks a rider who will not sully his family's name. I had a feeling you'd beriding up on your goldenchocobo. - Path Companion
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- wind-up Odin wind-up Odins Summon your wind-up Odin minion. Guaranteed not to wipe out your entire party in one fell stroke. Many have pondered why a dark divinity with roots in northern mythology would wield a blade with a decidedly Far Eastern name. A popular theory is that Odin acquired the blade upon slaying an Auri warrior who was the first everto notch his thereto-fore unsullied plate. If Odin is truly come tothe Shroud, time is not onour side. - Lewin ú 3 ¶ o ¬× ðP
- wind-up Warrior of Light wind-up Warriors of Light Summon your wind-up Warrior of Light minion.“Wheresoever thou goest, so too shall Light follow.â€â”€Ancient benediction The brilliant blue suit of armor worn by the wind-up Warrior of Light is based upon ancient Allagan designs rediscovered in recent years by adventurers returned from the Crystal Tower. There will be no Warriorsof Light to save you thistime. - Gaius van Baelsar ^ ! ¹ Ð Ù úd
- ! wind-up Bahamut wind-up Bahamuts Summon your wind-up Bahamut minion. This mysterious being emerged from within a broken wind-up Dalamud, and is nigh inseparable from its former prison. Despite strict orders from the Goldsmiths' Guild to never open up the Dalamud minion under any circumstances, someone decided to unleash their inner Pandora and release the terrors hidden within─a wind-up Bahamut...whichno one from the guildrecalls creating! Bahamut can't live on good wishes and a smile,so why should I? - Flame Private N © Æ °Ü éd
- wind-up moogle wind-up moogles Summon your wind-up moogle minion. With its button nose and fluffy pom, this clockwork moogle will make you the envy of all your friends. A creation born of 90% love and 10% jealousy (or was that 90% jealousy and 10% love?), this clockwork masterpiece was conceived after the moogles of the Black Shroud began noticing all the adventurers with their new shiny minions,and decided they werenot about to be left out. What the moogles lack ingrace, they amply makeup for in wit. - Jehantel
- { › ®Ú 4< 4# baby opo-opo baby opo-opos Summon your baby opo-opo minion. The only thing it loves more than you is a juicy sprite apple. A daring rescue from the clutches of the goblin hero Brayflox's minions is the only thing separating this opo-opo from a life of swinging free from tree to tree through the lush jungles of the Longstop...and forever trudging in the wake of thebrave adventurer who“saved†him. These beans are coveredin opo-opo droppings! - Mun Tuy Cellarkeep u ‹ ¯Û êd
- P magic broom magic brooms Summon your magic broom minion. For safety reasons, do not fall asleep while it is at work. While you may not hear many of the realm's mages admit it, magicking a household broom to become a self-propelled sweeping servitor (albeit one which does very little actual cleaning) is far more complicated than it sounds,requiring no fewer thanseven cants of binding. A lancer who fears toattack is naught but aman holding a pole. - Ywain ! › ìß æd
- wind-up succubus wind-up succubi Summon your wind-up succubus minion. 100% anatomically correct. Handle with tender loving care. One of countless clockwork servitors discovered in the home of a Gridanian goldsmith recently hanged for the crime of ritual summoning. It is believed while crafting the automatons, he became increasingly obsessed with the void,until the darkness bidhim do the unthinkable. That succubus will drainyou to a lifeless husk! - Cocobygo æ ” ³ ªÝ 6d 6) ズー・ãƒãƒƒãƒãƒªãƒ³ã‚° ミニオン「ズー・ãƒãƒƒãƒãƒªãƒ³ã‚°ã€ã‚’呼ã³å‡ºã™ã€‚ズーã®ãƒ’ナ。一応ã€æ”»æ’ƒã¯ã—ã¦ã“ãªã„ ズーã®å¹¼é³¥ã€‚ã€ä¿ç•™ã€‘ 6 : & § Ì ôà ìd
- wind-up Gilgamesh wind-up Gilgameshes Summon your Gilgamesh minion. Several arms appear to be missing, but that does not seem to otherwise hinder basic functionality. The masterwork of one of Eorzea's finest goldsmiths, this wind-up automaton, designed to resemble a close acquaintance of the smith's son, was pieced together using parts left over from other projects─his only regret being that he wasunable to incorporatehip-gyrating functionality. For Gilgamesh... It isembiggening time! - Gilgamesh î
- ƒ r æá *d *+ Onion Prince Onion Princes Summon your Onion Prince minion. He would die 4 U. Or possibly cry 4 U. Or most likely make U cry. 4 U. After learning his parents married not for love, but for duty, the Onion Price vowed he would never walk in the footsteps of his parents, and to this day promises his baseborn sweetheart, the Leek Maid, that they will run away and be wed. Aw, bloody hells! Who'scutting onions backthere!? - Buscarron
- ! ˜ x çâ *d *+ Eggplant Knight Eggplant Knights Summon your Eggplant Knight minion. His childhood dream to become a wizard was frowned upon by his overbearing father. House Eggplant has faithfully served the royal line of Tomato kings for eighteen generations, never once betraying the throne...until, that is, the knight of the nineteenth generation laid eyes on the fair Mandragora Queen. If you eat too many ofthis vegetable, you willturn into one. - Common Wives' Tale " — ´ èã *d *+ Garlic Jester Garlic Jesters Summon your Garlic Jester minion. Every breath you take will act as a reminder that your pungent pal is right behind you. The son of a traveling mummer who performed under the name Garlic Star, the jester swore he would never follow in the footsteps of his father. However, after being deemed too malodorous to serve in the royal guard, he swallowedhis pride and fell back onthe only trade he knew. And this irresistiblearoma... Mmmmmmmmm... - Ingham V ¯ Å éä *d *+ King Tomato King Tomatoes Summon your King Tomato minion. Has issued a royal decree for the public defenestration of any and all who mistakenly claim the king is a vegetable. After the flames of the Calamity rendered Lord Tomato a king without a kingdom, the ruby red regent packed up his seeds and set out on a journey to find a new land to rule. He currently roams the realm recruiting any taproot,tuber, or corm whowill follow his standard. It is apparently a rogue,outcast from its kin, astranger in a strange land. - Tomaj – # 3 êå *d *+ Mandragora Queen Mandragora Queens Though wed to the Tomato King in a move to strengthen the bond of Houses Tomato and Mandragora, the queen longs to steal away with her one true love─the Eggplant Knight. What will become of this forbidden romance!? Summon the Mandragora Queen minion today and find out! Destined to a life with a man she did not love, nary a night passed when the Mandragora Queen did not dream of throwing herself into the sea's eternal embrace...until, that is, she laid eyes on the noble Eggplant Knight. I want to be waist-deepin little white mandragoralimbs! - Yellowjacket 6 * + È Ø íæ ðd
- wind-up onion knight wind-up onion knights Summon your magic wind-up onion knight minion. An accurate representation of the soldiers who once made up the greater portion of the Allagan Imperial Army. If Sons of Saint Coinach anthropogeographer Rammbroes is to be believed, towards the end of their civilization, the Allagans began using automatons such as this to fight their wars (which had been deemed inhumane, yetultimately necessary tospread imperial peace). By the Onion! - Bloezoeng z
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- 8# treasure box treasure boxes Summon your treasure box minion. It is unknown what manner of spirit possess this tiny treasure chest, but the fact that it will not hesitate to nip at the fingers of any who try and pry it open is painfully evident. Originally used by an Eorzean Alliance paymaster to store Allied Seals...until the box began eating them. She sold the box in hopes of recouping some of her losses (skimming off adventurer rewards to cover the rest...until she wascaught and sentencedto a public flogging). A pirate don't abandon'is treasures! - Ahtzapfyn & ½ À òè 9P 9+ tiny tapir tiny tapirs Summon your tiny tapir minion. Natives of the New World claim that tapirs grow by devouring the dreams of their unsuspecting owners. And now you know what to expect. Before it was realized that the tapirs were, in fact, consuming the dreams of their owners, several hundred were sold to Ul'dahn nobles seeking a better night's sleep. Surprisingly, there were few complaintsfrom buyers, even after learning the truth. Our dreams arewhat sustain us. - Gundobald 6 ' ‡ ž ñê ðd
- miniature minecart miniature minecarts Summon your miniature minecart minion. Best when ridden in abandoned mines and temples of doom. Despite adamant claims by Amajina & Sons Mineral Concern that their donation of over five score carts to the orphans of Stone's Throw was a simple act of charity, opponents of the guild insist it was a scheme to recruit inexpensivechild labor for Thanalan'smyriad mines. Mines mine!Mines all miiiiiiiiine! - Biggy the Spriggan · § óë ;d ;# nutkin nutkins Summon your nutkin minion. That nutkins are infamous for being shy and timid creatures shows that this brave beastkin comes complete with a pair of iron acorns on him. Inspired by the words of Millith Ironheart, this daring squirrel longs to travel the realm in search of the legendary golden acorn, and hopes that trailing in your shadow will ensure that he isn't eaten before he discovers the mother lode. I had no idea squirrelscould bite so hard! - Arold & # ˜ ¬ ì d
- wind-up Minfilia wind-up Minfiliae Summon your wind-up Minfilia minion. Unlike the real Minfilia, this one actually accompanies you on your adventures. This clockwork automaton has been crafted at the behest of the Adventurers' Guild in celebration of the Rising, Eorzea's annual celebration of rebirth. All linkshell privileges have been revoked so one not need dread incessantcalls throughout thesmall hours of night. ...Hello? Hello? Can youhear me? It is I, Minfilia. - Minfilia # o u í d
- wind-up Thancred wind-up Thancreds Summon your wind-up Thancred minion. 200% more dreamy than previous models. This clockwork automaton has been crafted at the behest of the Adventurers' Guild in celebration of the Rising, Eorzea's annual celebration of rebirth. Reports of crazed Thancred fans stalking the summoned servitors are morecommon than onemight believe. I suppose any name is asgood as another, thoughmost call me Thancred. - Thancred 6 6 R ¥ Ç (î <d <# naughty nanka naughty nankas Summon your naughty Nanka minion. Like its parent the ninki nanka, this slippery wavekin will breed like a rabbit if left unsupervised. Instead of laying her eggs in a pond or river where they might be devoured by predators, the ninki nanka female deposits her offspring upon the back of the father, who then carries and protects the brood until it is ready to face the worldon its own. Unless,however, one falls off. Shiiiiiiny! Preeeeeetty!Need more eeeeeeggs!Eeeeeeggs! - Giggity the Spriggan 6 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d 6 d
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