Episode ?? of "Inside the Salty Dogs Mansion"

>All this shitting on Salty Dogs in the thread
>Decide to visit the manor
>There is a line of chalk drawn in the middle of the manor, even on the fucking ceiling
>See the man named Snack
>He looks nervous
>Mumbles something about gas pedal and talks about how baseball was first, now Diaperslurp has been missing
>Shrug and move on before almost tripping on some piza boxes
>See the residential "chad" AKA Clam
>He's pass out with some hooker, coke everywhere as well as some money.
>Walk deeper inside
>Hear two giggling voices
>They haunt me, only going "ya yur mad" as I walk through the hall, spot one of them as they bolt away
>They left something, it seemed to be a bar of xanax and some panties
>Look into the European section of the manor
>Pulsar and Cephei are sleeping
>Pulsar has a picture in his room that says "Take that lotus, no one will notice :^)"
>Have a kek and continue walking around
>Finally peek into Glaston's room
>He's actually just playing TOR
>Hear a commotion outside
>It's Yarrick rolling a brown barrel around
>Yarrick is dressed up like Trump
>Ask what's going on, he looks at me, sniffs the air and tells me I'm fired before rolling the barrel into a shed off the lawn
>Realize that barrel was actually Glacies