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The Renewed TOPF Pastebin

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  1. Seeing as the old TOPF pastebin is infirm, I take it upon myself to revive it. Even after a full year has passed, TOPF remains an autist, a shitposter, and an embarrassment to /mlp/. The purpose of this pastebin is to help you recognize his patterns so that you can give him hell wherever you find him. He might kill himself if you manage to mock and abuse him enough.
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  3. TOPF is a communist, a SJW, a hater of video games, a hater of bestiality, and most importantly, the foremost Pinkie waifufag on all /mlp/. TOPF is also a liar and a manipulator, to the point where he will readily and unflinchingly accuse those who oppose his autistic agenda to be TOPF (himself), the point being to deflect the stigma he has put on himself to good-intentioned critics of his creepy obsession with Pinkie Pie and his blatant disregard for the quality of the board. Be aware that he also attempts to change what he professes to believe, as well as his very style of posting, to avoid detection. But he's not as clever as he thinks he is. We can spot him if we are diligent.
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  5. Without further adieu, here is a list of the most important threads to reference when dealing with a potential TOPF. Remember that anyone who claims to have any sort of special romantic and/or sexual preference for Pinkie Pie is very likely to be TOPF. The list is not in any particular order.
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  9. 1. Phoenix Wright vs. TOPF
  10. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/15358151
  11. TOPF reveals his insane "theories" in this classic thread, only to have them cut down by one of us.
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  15. 2. Pinkie's Cum Tastes Like Cake
  16. http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/20813494
  17. He has quite strange thoughts on what female equine sexual fluids taste like. The rest of it is typical TOPF gushing over the pink pony.
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  21. 3. The Mods Are His Shield
  22. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/20534469
  23. This is the fifth of TOPF's recurring Pinkie thread, where he tricked mods into deleting everything that hurt his precious feelings. Aside from his obsessive image dumping and swooning over Pinkie, there is some god-awful greentext written by simple folks who didn't know better. There's no point in linking the other four. When you've seen one, you've seen them all.
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  27. 4. Lenin's Revolution Halted By Tzar Scruffy
  28. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19916287
  29. Another type of typical TOPF thread you might notice pop up from time to time. One of TOPF's most outspoken critics, Leninfag (who is often called TOPF by, well, TOPF) is shouted down by you-know-who in defiance of logic and reason. Leninfag's posts are then purged by mods. You've noticed the pattern already if you've been to enough of TOPF's threads.
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  33. 5. I Will Hit You Over And Over Until You Love Me
  34. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19544398
  35. One of TOPF's more recent psychopathic tirades. One thing about TOPF is, despite claiming to love Pinkie Pie, he would have no qualms with torturing her in the most brutal fashion.
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  39. 6. Getting Accused Of Being TOPF In Three Easy Steps
  40. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19229285
  41. 1. Make anti-pinkie-thread post in pinkie thread.
  42. 2. Insult TOPF.
  43. 3. Bait TOPF by vaguely pretending to be him.
  44. It never fails.
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  48. 7. Back To Basics
  49. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19172387
  50. TOPF gushing over Pinkie as always. Normally, I wouldn't put in the same type of shit thread twice, but I cannot stress enough that you need to ignore or ridicule this sort of post to keep TOPF away.
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  54. 8. How Dare You Give Me Better Alternatives To Shitting Up The Board!
  55. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19211459
  56. Leninfag tries to reason with TOPF, telling him that Derpibooru just might be better for his autistic need to see Pinkie Pie's face every ten seconds than an image dump thread. His response is exactly what you'd imagine.
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  60. 9. Fuck Little Boys For The Proletariat
  61. https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/20968210/#20968992
  62. TOPF seems to be confused by people not finding 10 year old boys attractive. Apparently, it's completely normal to stick your dick in someone that isn't even in middle school yet.
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  66. 10. TOPF's Skype Accounts
  67. TOPF does a lot of the autistic shit he does through Skype. He has a few accounts. There are also a few accounts that were once suspected to be his, but were later discovered to be belonging to other people. Go ahead and add his accounts so you can give him hell.
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  69. Confirmed TOPF Skype accounts:
  70. mewtini7
  71. pspztilb
  72. queenie_chryssie
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  75. Confirmed false positives:
  76. mcedge21
  77. allies_2014
  78. allies_2015
  79. vern.schillinger2
  80. mas2500
  81. badmon209
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  83. Suspected TOPF Skype accounts:
  84. pinkie_pie_mike
  85. pontology
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  90. Hopefully, this gives you an idea of what to expect from TOPF. If you come across any TOPF thread that you feel needs to be in this pastebin, email me at t3htosser@hushmail.com. Remember, friends. Together, we can fight autism.
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