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  1. Brandon is a quiet kid, he's a 27 year old Christian-raised "Free Thinker" from North Carolina. He looooves video game emulators [#1] ---> #2, internet dating, Asian Pokemen-esque games and Thai girls. Young ones.
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  3. In fact, Brandon has something in common with Anthony, he's been messaging an alarmingly young looking thai girl named @yu_divine quite often on Twitter. Except he's the one doing the catfishing...
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  5. Brandon really has a WILD life on the internet. He even pretends to be a young boy from England so he can satiate his deep seeded need for young Asian middle school poon.
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  7. https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/512334115761577984
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  9. And away we go...
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  11. https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89
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  13. Brandon's school girl internet girlfriend from Bangtan: https://twitter.com/yu_divine
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  15. In his spare time, Brandon likes to play the role of a young gamer lover boy from the UK so he can half-catfish his young Thai princess
  16. and undoubtedly get his "urges" met
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  18. https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/515853432541179904
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  20. ayyy go get em big guy
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  22. https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/583229669341847552
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  24. awww Bran Bran UR SO CUTE ;) ;)
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  26. https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/582828706307182592
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  28. HEYYYY WHOA Brandon did you just ask a young Thai school girl to join you in cutting yourself for a One Direction band member? That
  29. seems a bit fucked up!
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  31. He used to be a self proclaimed loser emo musician in his younger days: http://www.youthink.com/lost_in_hell
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  33. He's a pretty laidback guy. Video games are "pretty much his life."
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  35. http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Blackfyre89
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  37. http://origin.xboxlivescore.com/profile/blackfyre89
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  39. GUYS HE'S GOING TO BE MORE ACTIVE ON INTERNET POKEMON SOON DON'T WORRY http://safaricode.com/users/Blackfyre89
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  41. ....
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  43. and now this is where it gets fun
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  45. http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61501714
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  47. http://w3ww.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61501714
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  49. This is dumb. And i swear i only have the best of intentions add me on snap chat or just ask what you want to know. Is it me or is the
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  51. selection what disinterest me?
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  53. Since @yu_divine is all the way over there in Bangatan and maaaaan like the laws would get in the way and shit, /u/blackfyre89 is
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  55. making due ##here in the states baby
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  57. http://lovely-thai-lady.com/members/newlife0352/
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  59. For some reason this guy has a weird UK fetish, here he is AGAIN trollingrandom low profile .eu dating sites
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  61. http://date4me.eu/members/search/zipcode_search_result/zipcode_search/zipcode_search/page/731/
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  63. http://aviationdating.com/members/ALL/page/1096/
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  65. Don't miss those singles mixers Brandon! They're all guaranteed legal!
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  67. https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts16153157.aspx
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  69. https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts16181412.aspx
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  71. NOTE: If you are over 18, Brandon's kik is BlackFyre89. If you are under 18, Brandon's kik is Someone_Special_77
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  73. Seriously all jokes aside Brandon, this was a little messed up to find! You found the perfect hero buddy
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