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- Brandon is a quiet kid, he's a 27 year old Christian-raised "Free Thinker" from North Carolina. He looooves video game emulators [#1] ---> #2, internet dating, Asian Pokemen-esque games and Thai girls. Young ones.
- In fact, Brandon has something in common with Anthony, he's been messaging an alarmingly young looking thai girl named @yu_divine quite often on Twitter. Except he's the one doing the catfishing...
- Brandon really has a WILD life on the internet. He even pretends to be a young boy from England so he can satiate his deep seeded need for young Asian middle school poon.
- https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/512334115761577984
- And away we go...
- https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89
- Brandon's school girl internet girlfriend from Bangtan: https://twitter.com/yu_divine
- In his spare time, Brandon likes to play the role of a young gamer lover boy from the UK so he can half-catfish his young Thai princess
- and undoubtedly get his "urges" met
- https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/515853432541179904
- ayyy go get em big guy
- https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/583229669341847552
- awww Bran Bran UR SO CUTE ;) ;)
- https://twitter.com/BlackFyre89/status/582828706307182592
- HEYYYY WHOA Brandon did you just ask a young Thai school girl to join you in cutting yourself for a One Direction band member? That
- seems a bit fucked up!
- He used to be a self proclaimed loser emo musician in his younger days: http://www.youthink.com/lost_in_hell
- He's a pretty laidback guy. Video games are "pretty much his life."
- http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/Blackfyre89
- http://origin.xboxlivescore.com/profile/blackfyre89
- GUYS HE'S GOING TO BE MORE ACTIVE ON INTERNET POKEMON SOON DON'T WORRY http://safaricode.com/users/Blackfyre89
- ....
- and now this is where it gets fun
- http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61501714
- http://w3ww.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=61501714
- This is dumb. And i swear i only have the best of intentions add me on snap chat or just ask what you want to know. Is it me or is the
- selection what disinterest me?
- Since @yu_divine is all the way over there in Bangatan and maaaaan like the laws would get in the way and shit, /u/blackfyre89 is
- making due ##here in the states baby
- http://lovely-thai-lady.com/members/newlife0352/
- For some reason this guy has a weird UK fetish, here he is AGAIN trollingrandom low profile .eu dating sites
- http://date4me.eu/members/search/zipcode_search_result/zipcode_search/zipcode_search/page/731/
- http://aviationdating.com/members/ALL/page/1096/
- Don't miss those singles mixers Brandon! They're all guaranteed legal!
- https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts16153157.aspx
- https://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts16181412.aspx
- NOTE: If you are over 18, Brandon's kik is BlackFyre89. If you are under 18, Brandon's kik is Someone_Special_77
- Seriously all jokes aside Brandon, this was a little messed up to find! You found the perfect hero buddy
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