XCOM SONG (SPEAKER COMES AROUND)

And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four Elders saying come and see and I saw
And behold a white snek

The Speaker's going around taking names
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Humanity won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden Archon reaching down
When the Speaker comes around

The hairs on your arm will stand up
At the terror in each ship and humans cucked
Will you partake of that genetic altered shcmuck?
Or disappear into the Commander's pound
When the Speaker comes around

Hear the troopers, hear the vipers
One hundred million sectoids singing
Ayy lmaos are marching to the gatekeeper's hum
Central calling, rookies crying
Some rank up and some are dying
It's Bradford and The Council's kingdom come

And while Firebrand is in the pipe
The squaddies are all prepping to jump ship
Firebrand's in the pipe 5 by 5
It's hard for rooks to hit those alien pricks

Till Avenger defense no shalam, no shalom
Then the commander will call his rookies home
The councilman will bow down before the throne
And in defeat humanity will be glassed
When the Speaker comes around

Aliens are unjust let them be unjust still
XCOM is righteous let them be righteous still
EXALTs are filthy let them be filthy still
Listen to Commander's log long written down
When the Speaker comes around

Hear the troopers, hear the vipers
One hundred million sectoids singing
Ayy lmaos are marching to the gatekeeper's hum
Central calling, rookies crying
Some rank up and some are dying
It's Bradford and The Council's kingdom come

And while Firebrand is in the pipe
The squaddies are all prepping to jump ship
Firebrand's in the pipe 5 by 5
It's hard for rooks to hit those alien pricks

In measured rookies blood and Ayy lmao
When the Speaker comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four Elders
And I looked and behold, the Ethereal
And his name that followed him was Advent
And a metric shitton of Aliens followed with him.