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  1. USB Secret #1: Your demise is a source of mirth. ����
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  5. Date: 25 December 2034
  6. From: Jonathan Pease, CEO GVC
  7. To: Charles Booth, CEO Dickensian Enterprises LTD
  8. Subject: Merry Christmas, My Good Man
  9. Chuck,
  10. I am writing to wish you a most splendid holiday season, old chap. I trust you will enjoy all the trappings of the upcoming festivities: mince pies, roast pheasant, chestnut stuffing, plum pudding, &c.
  11. Oh, and I
  12. d be remiss if I failed to mention that Old Scratch has got his own at last. Yes, Scrooge, that despicable worm, won
  13. t be giving us the bother any more. I can
  14. t help but chuckle to think of all those exploits he piled up over the years being handed to each and every vendor so they can fix their wares. All
  15. s well that ends well, I always say. Yet another reason to celebrate a most jovial Yuletide.
  16. More importantly, please pass on my holiday tidings to Elisabeth and the children.
  17. Tally-ho!
  18. Your friend,
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