Ani-Kan [Typeset]

Ani-Kan translation
from http://exhentai.org/g/878257/eb7e63cb99/

>I heard the anime doesn't feature any of us CVLs.
>What in tarnation?!
>There's clearly some preferential treatment going on here!
>[Admiral's Office]
>Ah'm gonna have to take it up in person!
>What in the blazes is goin' on Admiral?!
>Why are y'all treatin' us light carriers like this?
 >...Even if you come to me about it...
 >It wasn't like I got to show up either...
>[Pleased to meet you everyone, I'm Kurogane Gin.]
>[This time around, this Kancolle doujin will use the anime as a reference.  Although the first thought when speaking of the anime was the complete absence of my shipfu and a whole lot of flaws, let us leave those complaints unspoken for now (^^).  If you want a serious opinion, it's that ネシコTV (Neshiko TV?  Is he talking about Nekkoro TV?) is really interesting.]
>[I hope they'll keep working hard on the second season.]
>[Well then, I hope everyone who has bought this doujin can come to smile a little bit.]
>[2015/04/26 Kurogane Gin (bow)]

[Pleased to meet you!]
>I'm the Special-type Destroyer, Fubuki!
 >I'll be in your care, commander!
>[Ehhhhh?! Why is the commanding officer sleeping?]
 >[And he's all snuggled up in the futon too! This IS the Admiral's room, right?]
 >Were you surprised, Fubuki? It's nothing worth worrying about.
 >Our Admiral's just a little weird.
>He bases high strategy and his other duties on the dreams of the previous night.
 >How am I not supposed to be worried?!

[There should be a Main Character Aura Buff...]
>EHhh?!  Fubuki-chan, you've
>never actually been in battle before?!
>Why didn't you just tell us?!
>Isn't it a bit too headstrong to go in with no training?
>...because...(murmur)
>Hmm?  What'd you say?
>Well, because A(mu)ro and Ikari (Shin)ji...
>didn't have any training beforehand and they did okay...
>There's a limit to how headstrong/arrogant you can get!

>What a beautiful person...
>So this is the 1stCarDiv's Akagi-san!!
[Annoying Twerps]
>Peeking >is rude, you know.
 >Ah, K-K-Kaga san?!
>Did I misunderstand you?
>N-no, we're nto peeking, we're just...umm....
 >Our apologies, we just wanted to say that by observing stronger people in training that we could also gain valuable insights for our own training!
 >Ah, is that so.
 >Do tell, what have you destroyers learned from watching?

>Well, about that...firstly, her right hand is clutching the rattan wrapping (Yazurido / 矢摺籐), which is incorrect.  Her middle finger and ring finger aren't together.  Moreover, her thumb isn't held close enough, so there's a gap.
>As for her right hand, her middle finger isn't in the handguard, and it's worrying that she's holding the arrow too high relative to the launch position.
>Also, also, the arrow isn't flush to her cheek.
>Lastly, the bow is held too close to the palm and the arrow isn't resting on top of the thumb.
[reference: the Kyudo Police]
>Tch...this child!
>I definitely can't let her near Akagi-san!

[The Last Stop is Despair]
>Mutsuki-chan's waiting today, too, for Kisaragi-chan to return.
 >I feel for her, but I can't just watch her run away from reality like this.
 >Look, Mutsuki-chan, I know it's sad, but Kisaragi-chan, she's...
>I don't want to hear it!!
>Kisaragi-chan's definitely alive!
>Since Kisaragi-chan's so gentle, she might have ran and hid herself when the battle started to avoid fighting!
>Once this war is over, she'll definitely return!
>But if she fled in the face of the enemy, won't she be immediately court-marshaled as a deserter and dismantled?
>Just give up!
 >Uwaaaahhhhh!!

[The Great Curry Battle: Revengeance]
[An Adult's body, a Chump's tastes]
>The great curry
>revenge match starts now!
>Since quite a few people felt that the last match's judgement was unfair,
>All previous contestants will now be competing again!
>Secretary ship Nagato-san sure looks cool, but who'd have known that her tastes are those of a child's, wwwwwwwwww
>You're being made fun of.
>Whatever!
>Let's refer to her from here on out as the "Reverse-Conan-kun of Taste (note: there's a -kun in this)" wwwwwww (note: a Conan-type is a young or young-looking person with grown-up tastes.  A reverse conan is naturally the very opposite.  I assume it comes from detective conan).
>Fucking rude!

[Appetite Uber Alles]
 >The Judges have been increased to three people.
>First let's introduce the male representatives, the Admiral-san everyone knows.  >As the Children/Destroyer's representative, we have Fubuki!
>[kind of embarassing...(note: I'm kind of guessing here, that font is horrid)]
 >The noncompeting and uninvolved Main Character
>Next up is the female representative, Aka....ehhhh?!
>Akagi-san, shouldn't you be in the contestant's booth?
>But isn't there more curry to eat here?
 >Do you even know why we're here?!
[B&]
 >Well then, due to the various circumstances of last round,
>We have banned a number of things from the competition.  Please adhere to these rules.  >Firstly, instant packaging is forbidden.
 >Oh, okay.
>Next up, stripping is forbidden.
 >Don't say it as if I wanted to be stripped!
>Lastly, Hiei is forbidden!
>Has my very existence been rejected?!

[Productivity's Foe]
>Well then, all groups, please begin cooking!
 >Naka will be in charge of interviewing our contestants on the ground.
 >Yes, this is Naka-chang, at the competition grounds!
>It seems like everyone's buried themselves in their work, so it doesn't seem like it'll be easy to start a conversation with them~
>Well then, until the cooking is done, let's all enjoy Naka-chang's solo....
>Don't screw around!
[An Expert Behind the Scenes]
>First up, let's pay attention to speedmaster Shimakaze!
 >This time around, what will she resort to satisfy her need for speed?
>But since instant meals are banned,
>she's going to have to start from scratch....ehhh?!
 >She already--!!
 >She's already prepared pre-diced vegetables?!
>And the materials are all polished and roughly of the same size!
>This is definitely Houshou-san's work!

[Houshou did all of it]
>Is it really alright for SHimakaze to do this, Admiral?
>Well, she's really toeing the line here
>but let's give her a pass this time.
 >After all, it doesn't really cut down time by that much.
 >It'll be what she does from here on out that matters.
 >Having put her ingredients into the pot, contestant Shimakaze....ohhh?
 >It looks like she's taking something out...
 >Did she just take out pre-cooked curry?!
 >Disqualified, you moron!
 [The voices from heaven are the whispers of demons]
 >There we go--
>This is my Special Curry, made with a careful blend of all my ingredients.
 >This isn't enough, Onee-sama...
>What?!
>That voice...Hiei?!
>[No matter how delicious the curry sauce is, it won't be enough without the feeling of satisfaction from the ingredients.]
 >[The important thing is the ingredients...something is needed, something with Onee-sama's flair] >[A Gorgeous ingerdeint]
>Gorgeous?!  Like Gold powder or something?!
 >[Instead of that, how about using Diamonds?  (note: in Japanese and Chinese, "金剛石," readable as "Kongou's Rock," is the word for Diamonds)
>Wow!  That really IS Gorgeous dessss!!

[Food Taster / Testing for Poison]
>Given that Akagi-san will eat it....
>Then I can't allow anything she can't eat.
 >Ehhhh?!
>The pot's been shot through!!
>What are you doing, stupid Kaga?!
>Now all the curry's wasted!
>I can't let Akagi-san eat anything the 5thCarDiv makes!
 >Kaga-san, you're out too.
[A young woman's tastes]
>The reason I failed last time was that I failed to understand the judge's tastes.
>That is, I used a curry geared towards adults seeking spice!
>I should have went for something everyone would like, like Pork Chop Curry...and so, today
>I have specially made a fried pork chop-based curry sauce!
>That is, Victory comes to those who seek beauty!
>And so I will go for the pig curry victory!  (note: poorly translated pun joke)
>[It's because Onee-san drops these ancient pun jokes]
>[that she's treated like an old lady.]

[Retort]
>Ara, you children of the 6thDesDiv
>could it be that you're making the same curry as last time?
>As expected of you twerps, no growth at all!
>Don't call us twerps!!
>Constantly changing attitudes and getup to match the expectations of others....
>This is the sign of someone who lacks confidence.
>No wonder you're an unmarriable christmas cake.
>Let her go! You've already eroded all of Onee-san's self-worth!
[Faking Death]
>Time--Up!
>Please stop your stoves!
>In the end, only two groups finished
>This isn't much different from what happened last time.
>>Indeed.  The kitchen is a housewife's battlefield.
>To stand on the battlefield and not cook is like deserting in the face of the enemy!
 >I really want to see the Commander's expression!
>Oy, weren't you the first person out!  (note: I don't get what's going no here)

[Unbiased Judgement]
 >Well then, now that the eating is done, the judging hereby commences.
>Will the winner be team Ashigara or team 6thDesDiv?
>This time, we'll judge based on raising the sign of the team you found tastier.
>Well then, Akagi-san, please show your judgement!!
 >It's a tie!!
>Was it that close?!
>Well, they're both great once they're in my stomach. >Please just decide based on taste--!!
[Towards the Final Battle]
>Ohhhh?!
>Fubuki also found it a tie?!
>B-because there's too much I'd think about if I chose one above the other. Also I don't want people to be mad at me once I'm done....
>What kind of spineless MC are you?!
>Well clearly we chose the wrong people!
>This last choice will be the defining battle!  What will the Admiral's judgement be?!
>Ahhh--only one sign was raised!!
>Which team was it that won?!

>It's the 6thDesDiv!
>The Winners are the 6thDesDiv!
 >Whhyyyyy--?!
 >Was there something that I did wrong in my Pork Chop Curry?
>Indeed,
 >From taste alone neither was better htan the other.
>But there was one decisive difference between you too.
 >D...decisive difference....?
>ANd that is "Youth!"
>This has nothing to do with age!!
>Well, it's because I'm a lolicon.
 >The wrong perosn was picked after all!!

[In the Big Curry Festival]
>So in the end, the competition fell aparta gain.
>Ara, you feel that way as well?
>Can't you hear it?
>The wistful words of the disqualified curry...
>The Summer Grass Sways;
 >Warriors settle to rest; leaving trails of dreams (note: by the font this is probably a poem. I don't know if it's an actual famous one, but I did translate it in a vaguely haiku format)
 >[My Curry Festival has only just started!!]
>Although I don't udnerstand what you just said, you clearly still have a lot of appetite!!
 >[Leftover Curry; Leave it all to Akagi/the staff; savor it fully]

[My Faith in my Luck is Strong; I go My Own Way (note, a guess.  The first part "賭性堅強" is definitely correct, I don't know what the second part "我行我素派" means completely.]
>Super Battleship Yamato
 >She is our fleet's pride; the strongest and mightiest of the battleships.
>But her experience and training is incredibly lacking.
 >That can't be helped.
 >Even if I wanted to send her to training, we'd have to expand a massive amount of resources.
>Right now this naval district odesn't have those reserves.
 >Eh?  Where are you going, Admiral?
 >I'm off to go LSC.
 >[Taihou]
 >[Because I want her]
 >Are you retarded?!

[The S(h)inging Younger Sister]
>Ah, Naka-chan is glowing.
 >Ahh, she's ready to be remodeled.
>Well then, let's hurry and get you remodeled.
>Nah
>[Sparkle]x2
>[Glow]
>Naka-chan is fine like this.
>It's not fine at all.
 >Hurry up and head over to the drydock.
 >[Orders: Naka get your Kai II]
>I told you I dno't wanna!
>Naka-chang wants to shine forever!
>[Idol Ichiban Boshi / The Number One Star of Idols]
>I want to become everyone's focus!
[The Darkness Elder Sister]
>Really now...could you just be a good girl and get remodeled?
>[this is really bad for the eyes]
>[I--Don't--Want--To--!!]
>Ahhh?!
>There we go, remodel her if you want to, scrap her if you want to.
>Uhh....is this really alright?
 >While I did say you don't have to accomodate her whims...
 >There's no way we'll be able to Yasen while she's glowing like this.
>So you were just thinking about yourself too?!

[So I can eat anytime]
>Fubuki-san, I hope you'll be able to be my (larder/messcort) ship.
 >(P...partner/E...escort) ship or something like that....
>I-I can't do something as important as that!!
>Don't overthink it.
>You just have to bring food to me while I'm docked.
>A (larder/messcort) ship!!
 >Please allow me!

[The road to being the Best Partner]
>Akagi-san...
>she's eating that much again.
>If these kind of eating habits persist,
>she may lose her beatuiful features in the not-too-distant future.
>Therefore, I have to protect it!
>In order to be recognized as the Best Partner!

>Akagi-san, I'd like you to eat this plate today.
>Eh?  Did Fubuki-san make today's meal?
 >Yes!
 >It's thanks to this curry!
 >It tastes the same, but the calories are reduced by half!!
>The calories are reduced by half...?
 >Could it be that you're worrying about  my body?
 >Ehehe...that's a given, since I'm your partner ship.
>Thank you...
>I'm very happy, Fubuki-san.

>If the Caloric content has been cut in half
>that means I can eat twice the amount <3
>You really are the best partner!
 >While I'm very happy, I really can't celebrate!!

[Kirishima Release]
>K-Kirishima, she....
>threw her glasses away?!
>S...so heavy!!
>Has that Kirishima been wearing something that heavy that whole time?
>But even if her speed increases, her accuracy will....!!
>Can you fight without glasses?
>It's fine...
>I, Kirishima, have been blind from the beginning!
>So the glasses weren't even decorations?!

>Congratulations on showing up.
 >Ah cut the crap.
 >Ain't nothin' worth cheerin' about.
 >Didn't even have any lines, all they showed was my back...
>I may as well be some kinda bystander.
>But isn't that good?
>Since they only showed your back, they won't be able to see or make fun of you for your flat chest.
 >Ah don't see how that was supposed to cheer me up!
>[The End]
>[Thank you all for your company.  I hope everyone had a few laughs.]
> [Since I will personally be looking for evaluations, if you have any comments or concerns, feel free ot say them.]
 >[The next time we'll meet will probably be summer comiket, right?  If I'm selected, I'll be relying on everyone again!]
>[Until next time!]
>[2015 04 26 Kurogane Gin, (bow again)]