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  1. [22:38:15] <AlexJ> lobo
  2. [22:38:20] <AlexJ> i have question for you
  3. [22:38:22] <%lobo> yes dear?
  4. [22:38:24] <Guest9650> did the new patch mess up online play?
  5. [22:38:35] <banes49> I thoguht it was supposed to improve it
  6. [22:38:40] <banes49> I havent tried it personally
  7. [22:38:41] <%lobo> god knows what the new patch did
  8. [22:38:49] <%lobo> namco pulled an NRS on us
  9. [22:38:57] <AlexJ> apparently you have sex tapes of neo remirez?
  10. [22:38:57] <%lobo> we are all QA testers
  11. [22:39:00] <%lobo> that don't get paid
  12. [22:39:07] <%lobo> LOL
  13. [22:39:12] <%lobo> i may
  14. [22:39:24] <banes49> what is NRS?
  15. [22:39:32] <%lobo> netherrealm studios
  16. [22:39:38] <AlexJ> cuz he said this
  17. [22:39:46] <AlexJ> [00:33:13] <DarknessBecomesHer> AlexJ you should have put a sex match on cedric and been like "if I win I get to fuck your girl"
  18. [22:39:48] <AlexJ> and i said this
  19. [22:39:50] <%lobo> pulling an NRS = releasing a shitty game
  20. [22:39:52] <banes49> ah
  21. [22:39:54] <AlexJ> [00:35:23] <AlexJ> thats the most virgin thing ive ever heard
  22. [22:39:57] <%lobo> and letting us test everything
  23. [22:40:02] <banes49> u know I kinda like how MK constantly released balance patches
  24. [22:40:03] <AlexJ> and he got mad salty and said you had the proof
  25. [22:40:08] <banes49> regardless if they were good or bad
  26. [22:40:08] <%lobo> then experimenting on us with monthly patches
  27. [22:40:28] <banes49> I like having constant changes being made for flavor of the month style gameplay
  28. [22:40:31] <%lobo> alex
  29. [22:40:51] <%lobo> i, too, was making fun of him for being a virgin
  30. [22:40:57] <%lobo> so he links me to his FB
  31. [22:41:11] <AlexJ> he did that, then wanted me to give him my email
  32. [22:41:13] <%lobo> which, strangely, was almost all about soul calibur
  33. [22:41:15] <AlexJ> for sextapes
  34. [22:41:19] <%lobo> yet with zero mutual friends
  35. [22:41:46] <%lobo> like there is some underground scrub network of SC heads on FB that i was unaware of
  36. [22:42:15] <AlexJ> lol
  37. [22:42:17] <banes49> lol
  38. [22:42:22] <AlexJ> keep going
  39. [22:42:29] <SaltyNightmare> hey man
  40. [22:42:32] <%lobo> so anyway he goes and friend requests me, which i accept because fuck it, its facebook
  41. [22:42:32] <SaltyNightmare> virgins are awesome
  42. [22:43:03] <%lobo> and then he emails me a bunch of pictures of some random girl and "his" weiner
  43. [22:43:11] <AlexJ> LOL
  44. [22:44:05] <%lobo> so i told him that he had to send his proof to my other email address because i couldn't get videos on that one, and to include pictures or phone videos with both face and weiner
  45. [22:44:27] <%lobo> and then gave him some random email address that i got off some middle aged lady on his FB friend list
  46. [22:44:46] <%lobo> so yeah, "i" may or may not have his sex tape
  47. [22:44:48] <AlexJ> LOL
  48. [22:44:50] <%lobo> or his aunt may
  49. [22:44:54] <%lobo> i don't know
  50. [22:44:56] <AlexJ> hahahahahahahahha
  51. [22:44:58] <AlexJ> no way
  52. [22:45:00] <AlexJ> hahahahha
  53. [22:45:12] <AlexJ> some old ass lady has his sextapes?
  54. [22:45:19] <AlexJ> why didnt i think of that
  55. [22:45:45] <%lobo> because you are not me?
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