Kamui meets El Cornholio

"Joker, where are you taking me?" Kamui asked, not liking the idea of having her butler blindfolding her and leading her to god-knows-where.

"I'm taking you to a place of truly pure imagination." Joker replied in sing-song. "And you'll see the lovely fruits of my creation~"

"Joker, you're not making any sense." Kamui huffed. "Just take this thing off of my eyes already!"

"Here we are!" Kamui could hear a sound of a door opening and she was pushed inside.

"Where am I?" The young draconian girl asked, taking off her bilndfold and was unprepared for the sight in front of her.

"I am Cornhoilo! I need TP for my bunghole!"

"...What?"

"You! Do you have TP for my bunghole!"

"TP? What? What are you even talking about?! Joker, what's going on? Joker?" Kamui looked around for the butler, but he was gone. She turned back to see a young man with his T-shirt over his head.

"I AM CORNHOLIO! I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY TP! I NEED IT FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"

Kamui quickly backed away and ran towards the now-shut door. "JOKER! JOKER, LET ME OUT OF HERE! JOOOOKER!" She pounded violently on the door, while looking nervously at the young man coming close to her.

"I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! AY CARAMBA!"

"S-Stay back! STAY AWAY! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Joker chuckled to himself as he walked casually up the stairs, ignoring Kamui's screams of terror.