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- 24-2-15
- - I would kill to see Lloyd (a nanite-based life form) battling Chain (The other nanite-based life form). Bonus : they end up merging and become a super-intelligent killing device. More bonus : they managed to kill Buddy and enslaves the metahumans of Neon City.
- 25-2-15
- <F021>: /Done/
- <F021>: With your shit, Javanese.
- <Deft>: ?
- <Eridana>: Okay.
- <F021>: Was working on a javanese calligraphy
- <Flareburst>: good for you
- <F021>: Almost finished it, mistakes be damned
- <WishingWell>: I don't even take a foreign language anymore.
- <F021>: It's mandatory here, aside from Indonesian and English
- <Flareburst>: why
- <F021>: Culture preservation
- <Salesman>: Why is English mandatory? I get Indonesian and javanese [kinda]
- <F021>: Lol i dunno
- <Saints>: Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher seem like such a strange couple
- <F021>: but I have a blast learning it
- <WishingWell>: Those names made me hungry
- <F021>: Baaaaaacoooooonnnnnnnnnn
- <WishingWell>: English is the langua franca Salesman
- <F021>: FIIIIIISSHHHHHH
- <WishingWell>: It's that one language everyone uses
- <WishingWell>: Language of business
- <F021>: ^
- <Salesman>: I would say you have problems wells but that would be redundant
- <Salesman>: the names make me hungry stuff
- <WishingWell>: At first glance, food came to mind
- <WishingWell>: No cannibalistic undertones plz
- <F021>: K
- <F021>: One of my classmates tuned in a song that reminds me of my OTP
- <F021>: CAD/SYLUM OTP 5EVUR
- F021 jumps on the ship and sails away
- <WishingWell>: wot
- WishingWell simply watches in pity upon the warship SS. Budyun
- Salesman watches from the interstellar AnteDora
- <Salesman>: Ayy Guffy
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Yooooo
- <WishingWell>: Hey Guff
- <McGoFuckYourself>: How's it going?
- <Salesman>: talking bout ships
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Oh?
- <WishingWell>: Quite slow today. Reading comics. Romance shit. To appease my kokoro
- <McGoFuckYourself>: I love ships
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Which ones we going with?
- <F021>: Eyyoo Guffy
- <Salesman>: AnteDora
- <WishingWell>: I'm on Warship Budyun
- <McGoFuckYourself>: ahhhhh
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Man
- <McGoFuckYourself>: All due respect
- <McGoFuckYourself>: I had so much behind LanYuun
- <WishingWell>: ^
- <WishingWell>: This
- <Salesman>: LanYuun?
- <F021>: LloydChains best crack ship
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Lantern/Oyu-WAT
- <WishingWell>: You what
- *** Salesman is now known as Chain
- <Chain>: excuse me?
- <McGoFuckYourself>: >Lloyd
- <McGoFuckYourself>: >With that simpleminded degenerate
- <F021>: Lloyd/Database/Corruption best O3P
- <Saints>: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apVR5Htz0K4
- <F021>: It's more of a foe yay ship tho
- <Saints>: Who's Lloyd?
- <F021>: The nanite dude
- <Chain>: some dickhead scientist
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Xenon researcher
- <Saints>: And OyuuxLan wound have been coot
- <Chain>: that too
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Went on a SCIENCE BENDER, and replaced his entire fucking body with nanomachines
- <McGoFuckYourself>: OyuuxLan would have been too fucking cute
- <WishingWell>: 21
- <Saints>: Sounds like a pleasant fellow~
- <WishingWell>: Get that disgusting thought out of your head
- <Chain>: Oyuddy is good too
- <F021>: BudOyu have a goid part in my kokoro
- <F021>: LanOyu is 3qt5me
- <Saints>: Too cheesy
- <F021>: NO WELLS
- <WishingWell>: We all damn well know the strongest relationship in this gay little project
- <F021>: I DEMAND MY O3P WACKY COMPUTER ADVENTURES
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Yes
- <F021>: ..
- <WishingWell>: Wells x No one
- <Chain>: Pfft hahahahaha
- <F021>: Huehuehue
- <WishingWell>: And my daughter is above that shit
- <WishingWell>: You degenerate
- <F021>: :U
- <F021>: I am a ship collector
- <F021>: If there is enough similarities and interaction, i ship it
- <WishingWell>: Well you better put them in a bottle for display, never to be touched again.
- <WishingWell>: Cuz they aint meant to sail
- <F021>: D:
- <WishingWell>: I have a navy at my beck and call.
- <F021>: B-but
- <F021>: Broshipping man
- <WishingWell>: No...
- <F021>: DD:
- *** Chain is now known as Salesman
- F021 sets his Database ship on fire, but he is sue that the ship will sail on in his heart. The ship will sail inside.
- <Salesman>: F021, question, your powers dna based, like it can be traced back to blood
- <F021>: ....
- <Eridana>: That wasn't a question at all
- <F021>: Yes, more or less.
- <F021>: Cadence's, however, is not btw
- <WishingWell>: Burn....
- .
- .
- <Salesman>: Well, lets hope Lord_Raptor won't take another half hour to type
- <F021_>: Huehue
- <F021_>: I'm listening to sum DnB now~
- <Lord_Raptor>: Honestly I've been bored. That's why it takes so long
- <F021_>: F021 is at the verge of losing, so it will be fine man
- <Lord_Raptor>: You can highlight on your tablet?
- <F021_>: Partially, yes
- <F021_>: Reading white texts are a bit difficult but yes.
- <TheOther_F021>: >Tab hangs and shut itself down
- <TheOther_F021>: Jesus.
- *** TheOther_F021 is now known as F021
- <Eridana>: Reaching Hero-Man levels of bad connection.
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Admttedly, there are worse ways to be compared to him than just his connection
- <Salesman>: Haha, yeah
- <F021>: My phone isn't really compatible with chatting here
- <Salesman>: I can not wait to see him beat to a pulp by Isi
- <F021>: Gonna grab the app soon tho
- <F021>: I'm rooting for Isi
- <Salesman>: you don't need to root, its clear who is going to win
- <Eridana>: Wait
- <Eridana>: Wasn't Isi banned?
- <Eridana>: Along with Juniper?
- <Salesman>: Nah, we did some talking, shes just going to box
- <Salesman>: So its fine
- <F021>: haj
- <McGoFuckYourself>: >June-bug on a death tournament on a secret island
- <F021>: hah
- <McGoFuckYourself>: I'm not sure if that's terrifying
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Or adorable
- <Salesman>: >death tournament
- <Lord_Raptor>: june-bug?
- <McGoFuckYourself>: "Near-death tournament" just doesn't have the same ring to it
- <Salesman>: Fair point
- <Salesman>: and Juniper Lord_Raptor
- <Salesman>: Little girl with omnimagic
- <Bud>: Isidora is powerful
- <Bud>: But June is limit-cap breaking powerful
- <Salesman>: think the magic god you made, but as a little girl
- <Eridana>: All-powerful, but heavily limited.
- <Eridana>: Mostly made for the lels.
- <Eridana>: And I wouldn't have entered her in a tournament anyway, she isn't a fighting character.
- <F021>: June is qt tho
- <McGoFuckYourself>: June-bug <3
- <F021>: One loses the fight. D:
- <F021>: Too exhausted and maybe deaf now
- <Eridana>: He'll get better
- <F021>: Hopefully.
- <McGoFuckYourself>: One's a troooper
- <Eridana>: >announcer with the snark
- <Eridana>: pop his ass
- <F021>: Best announcer ever
- <Salesman>: but hes a hologram
- <Eridana>: POP
- <Eridana>: HIS
- <Eridana>: ASS
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Get a holographic gun
- <McGoFuckYourself>: AND POP HIS HOLOGRAPHIC AS
- <McGoFuckYourself>: ASS
- <F021>: Thanks Salesman, to make me laugh although I can't really laugh now
- <Bud>: Reprogram the projector and turn his hologram into a donkey
- <F021>: Made me synchronized my farts with it
- <Lord_Raptor>: your what
- <F021>: For a good 15 seconds
- <Salesman>: ...alright
- <Salesman>: saved the fight http://pastebin.com/QCAPmmSG
- <F021>: ... Somehow I can't laugh and hold my farts at the same time.
- <F021>: Noice
- <Eridana>: ...what
- <Eridana>: pffff
- <McGoFuckYourself>: WUT
- <F021>: I don't know
- <F021>: Blame my body
- <F021>: blame my anus
- <Eridana>: thats a good name for an album
- <F021>: "Blame my Anus" by F021
- <F021>: Featuring : "Shit on the Hole"
- <F021>: "Fart Bombs"
- <McGoFuckYourself>: And the hit title
- <McGoFuckYourself>: "Synchronized laughter farts"
- <F021>: Grammy's is at my hands now
- <F021>: And my sides has launched itself into Mars
- 27-2-15
- <F021>: Eyy~~
- <Eridana>: Heya
- <Eridana>: And because I can be civil sometimes, Flare.
- <Sylum>: Ayyyy
- <Eridana>: Also why bother
- <F021>: Any fight going on?
- <WishingWell>: Heroman aint showing his bitch face
- <Sylum>: cant
- <WishingWell>: Greg is M.I.A
- <Bud>: Presumed dead
- <F021>: Haha
- <Bud>: The Polish Assassins got him.
- <Bud>: We know who's next.
- <Sylum>: Eh, Sales and Greg will be fine
- <Bud>: Not really, no.
- <Eridana>: Not at all.
- <Sylum>: Yeah, not like I have a character who original purpose was to delete/corrupt data
- <WishingWell>: IT'S ALL A SETUP
- <WishingWell>: AND EVERYONE'S IN ON IT
- <Eridana>: MULTIPLE goverments and peoples
- <Bud>: Along with independent corporations and PMCs
- <Sylum>: Can you guys please inform me of this type of stuff BEFORE a rp
- <Eridana>: ...
- <Eridana>: Its common knowledge.
- <Bud>: Nigga this is law
- <Eridana>: illegal immigration is one thing
- <Eridana>: But you literally dropped a crate into Poland, which is easily a terrorist threat.
- <F021>: You could easily start WW III
- <Sylum>: in the middle of the woods, with no witnesses
- <Bud>: And you somehow had ties to the pilots and plane
- <Bud>: Able to call them
- <Bud>: And have them LAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS
- <Eridana>: >no witnesses
- <Eridana>: Satellites
- <Eridana>: Radar
- <Bud>: A MASSIVE CARGO PLANE LANDING IN THE WOODS FOR NO REASON
- <WishingWell>: That's the point 21
- <Eridana>: OTHER METAS
- <Bud>: THAT ONE ROBOT YOU GUYS BEAT UP
- <Sylum>: Terrax? why would he say anything
- <Bud>: Not to mention tracking equipment
- <Sylum>: plus greg may of ripped out his voice box
- <Eridana>: And the flight recorder of the plane itself.
- <F021>: And maybe some private jets
- <Eridana>: It can still transmit data, can it now?
- <Eridana>: not
- <Bud>: Even the Polish knew it was there
- <Bud>: Airspace is generally not that easy to enter undetected like
- <F021>: It is actually pretty guarded than sea
- <WishingWell>: Sure Terrax would keep the whole meta thing in the dark to foreign affairs, but there's no denying that in a realistic setting, crossing waters to Poland like that would be noticed and complained about.
- <Eridana>: Kind of the entire reason we have air forces.
- <WishingWell>: Suspension of disbelief doesn't make you suspend disbelief of everything.
- <Bud>: Typically an aircraft entering foreign airspace and refusing hails is reason enough to shoot it down
- <WishingWell>: We are obviously bounded by typical things despite being in a fictional setting.
- <WishingWell>: So they gotta be taken into consideration
- <Bud>: Things in Neon are different because an independent corporation has majority power
- <Bud>: The outside world is still the outside world
- <WishingWell>: I can throw coins around, sure, but I wouldn't stare at the sun.
- <WishingWell>: That's stupid
- <Bud>: Well no
- <Bud>: Staring at Radiant is fine
- <WishingWell>: lel
- <F021>: Hah
- <Eridana>: Also depending on where in the Gulf Neon is, you may have also passed over any of France, Belgium, Germany, The Netherlands, Switzerland and the Czech Republic.
- <Eridana>: If it were a straight trip.
- <Eridana>: To the east.
- <Eridana>: Oh and Cuba and the Bahamas.
- <Sylum>: alright alright, I'm sorry, thought I could get away with a few things for the sake of a fun rp. the plan landing was me panicking cause I had no way to get them home. I'll try to take a few things more realistic next time I/we eer do something like this
- <Eridana>: Was it your idea or Greg's?
- <Eridana>: Because I'm confused still as to why you went
- <Sylum>: mix of both
- <Eridana>: Okay I see.
- <Eridana>: Well don't feel too bad. Its sparked some interesting situations with the whole man-hunt going on and such.
- <Bud>: And that's good that you'll keep it in mind. Just realize actions have reactions
- <F021>: Alright.
- <Sylum>: to see gregs dad and get info on him, the circus, and if greg can be normal but still have his powers
- <Bud>: I believe it made things more interesting like Eri said
- <Eridana>: But gorram, its miracle and a half you made it to Poland, let alone landed, without being blown to the depths and back twelve times over.
- <Bud>: Poland is some crazy paranoid assholes what with those Ruskies around
- <WishingWell>: Always
- <WishingWell>: Plan
- <WishingWell>: Ahead
- <Bud>: Hrm. Would the Ukraine conflict currently happening be happening in-universe?
- <F021>: This is why I didn't launch any events. I'm too scared that someone will see the flaws and put it up. It's not like I hate being criticized, but it feels a bit... Strange.
- <Sylum>: we had a talk like this before, whether certain wars, or conflict would still be the same
- <Bud>: What was the outcome?
- <Sylum>: pretty much same with wolverine in wars, just there, no real difference
- <F021>: I tend to over-research things too.
- <Sylum>: might be a bit longer or shorter, bit bloodier, but results same
- <Bud>: Don't feel afraid, One. Just plan it out to the best of your abilities, maybe toss ideas at someone and hear their thoughts and input on context and go from there
- <WishingWell>: Flaws are meant to be pointed out 21...And laughed at to make you feel inferior!
- <Bud>: And I can get behind that idea on the conflicts
- <WishingWell>: Jk, but go with what you think is right
- <F021>: T-thanks
- <Sylum>: Maybe make a pastebin of ideas, like what I did with the torrny
- <WishingWell>: If we notice anything bad we'll help you improve
- <WishingWell>: This is like a creative writing project.
- <Bud>: And remember
- <F021>: I honestly have zero idea of how USA works (or most of the world) and I'm trying to research them and git gud.
- <Bud>: Even if we point something out don't take it as an attack or something. We're genuinely trying to help eachother improve here
- <Sylum>: speaking of pastebins, Buddy, I had an idea for Sylum in Dust City story [which I need to update/start]
- <Bud>: Oh?
- <Eridana>: bruh I don't even live there
- <Eridana>: Just ask around to those who do
- <Eridana>: They gotcha back.
- <Bud>: Just ask some of us if you get stumped on political affairs
- <Bud>: We're somehow all well versed in them
- <Sylum>: Meta Ring, illegal underground meta fights, like cock fights but with people stupid enough to almost die, sylum enters to win betting money
- <WishingWell>: Everything is free 21. Basically
- <F021>: Noted~
- <Sylum>: not as Sylum, like a fake name, Masked Madman or something
- <Deft>: >meta ring
- <Deft>: >cock fights
- <Deft>: >cock ring
- <Eridana>: And what Bud said is true especially for me, whilst I do sound venomous at times, I do try to help more than I hurt. I just don't bother with bullshit.
- <Bud>: >Meta lucha wrestling
- <Bud>: This I like.
- <Sylum>: oh, yeah pretty much this
- <Bud>: It is near the border and fairly boring a city if you don't work for Vector so underground lucha wrestling sounds like a believably fun after hours sport
- <WishingWell>: Plus Mexico
- <WishingWell>: We need more texmex in Neon
- <Sylum>: Masked Madman makes more sense for a fake identity too
- <Bud>: And on what Eri. I too can sound quite aggressive but that is merely because I lack a softer way of saying something. I aint hate nobody.
- <Sylum>: oh, good
- <Bud>: Very /very/ rarely am I actually aggressive on purpose
- <WishingWell>: I don't like criticizing
- <WishingWell>: Or being negative sounding in general
- <F021>: Wells, are you my twin?
- <WishingWell>: I kinda just bide it up, unless you start acting Heroman levels of retarded
- <Bud>: Please don't ever go Hero-Man levels. He is the only person I've had a problem with in a long time.
- <Eridana>: I am sometimes jokingly aggressive, because it makes me laugh. If I'm being serious, you can tell because I use punctuation properly.
- <F021>: I won't... Hopefully.
- <WishingWell>: Dude needs a switch. Or a filter.
- <Sylum>: Hero-Man, uhhg, he could be good, I remember him being fine in the threads, but a filter would help, a lot
- <WishingWell>: Talk as if we're actual people
- <WishingWell>: And hold a good conversation
- <WishingWell>: Jesus
- <Eridana>: Problem is, he's in character 24/7 and his character isn't that great at all.
- <Sylum>: I'm looking forward to Isi kicking his ass
- <Eridana>: He's a hot topic teen watching invader zim's wet dream. Trying to be as random as possible in the hopes to get laughs.
- <WishingWell>: Yeah, I like squeezing in character every now and then for a joke, but christ.
- <F021>: I try to separate myself from my characters.
- <WishingWell>: Also, he has these sudden bursts of "I'm gonna kill myself" which makes me question his mental health.
- <Bud>: A lot of my characters are actually remade RP characters from old ass vidya games or tabletop games I've played in muh life. Unfortunate I don't bring them out much.
- <Eridana>: I try to have a distinct voice for each character so that when I actually talk as myself, its easily noticable.
- .
- .
- <WishingWell>: Nothing gets complicated
- <WishingWell>: Sup Lan
- <Sylum>: so we wasted the past few minutes
- *** mib_ea34ud is now known as F021
- <Bud>: Or random assman.
- <WishingWell>: damn
- <Bud>: Oh it's just fo
- <F021>: Har har
- <Sylum>: question for Eridana and buddy, might be a bit awkward
- <Bud>: My favorite
- <WishingWell>: Label the soda with alchemy and you got this entire conversation
- <Sylum>: has you and oyuun [guffy for eridana]...do it yet in canon?
- <Sylum>: alchemy isn't genetic wells
- WishingWell leaves
- <Bud>: Why is that even a question
- <F021>: Wow
- <Sylum>: midnight boredom
- <Flareburst>:
- <WishingWell>:
- <Sylum>: I know that gif is going to do something
- <Eridana>: ...yo what
- <McGoFuckYourself>: wut
- <WishingWell>: H-Hi Lock...
- <Lock>: Hello son.
- <WishingWell>: I'm to disturbed to be angry
- <F021>: I'm on a bus ride to meet my friend.. And I don't know either to laugh or to grin like a lunatic
- <Bud>: Give me 5 minutes to edit this picture, nobody forget that he asked about fucking
- <Bud>: hold on
- <F021>: Seriously, I think I'm starting to get weird looks.
- <F021>: Oh hey lock.
- <Eridana>: I do not understand
- <Bud>: He asked if we fucked
- <Bud>: Our respective partners
- <Bud>: Not..eachother
- Bud leaves
- <Eridana>: Let me clarify
- WishingWell no comprenden
- <Eridana>: I do not understand why that info is needed
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Speaking as that 'respective partner'
- <McGoFuckYourself>: I, too, am confuse
- <Bud>: Unless this is Sylum's way of deciding how easily he can steal our baes
- <WishingWell>:
- <WishingWell>: Act like you always act....with friends
- <Flareburst>: but WishingWell, he probably doesn't have the grill-finder with him
- <Flareburst>: so that would be impossible
- <WishingWell>: Oh
- <Flareburst>: >no kooked steaks for din-dins
- <DeftPhone>: My suit can detect heat signatures
- <DeftPhone>: so
- <WishingWell>: Ho could I have completely forgotten
- <Flareburst>: s real shame
- <Sylum>: eh, I was bored and wanted to compare how far along each relationship ship is, I know Icyhot is top of the charts, and Sylcad [need a better nickname] just cuddled once. blame lack of sleep for the past few nights
- <WishingWell>: :I
- <DeftPhone>: I can look for hot dick anywhere i like
- <F021>: This chat is crazy.
- <DeftPhone>: and guess who is made of pure heat energy?
- <Flareburst>: it must go of constantly with you in it
- <Flareburst>: how do you filter out yourself?
- <DeftPhone>: heheh
- <WishingWell>: Your ship name is LSD Sylum. All I have to say on the matter
- <DeftPhone>: well, i am a constant
- <DeftPhone>: just like how i feel for you
- <Flareburst>: ah
- <Flareburst>: o u
- <Flareburst>: and we like it that wat
- <Flareburst>: *way
- <Flareburst>: fug
- <Sylum>: LSD?...yeah it fits
- <F021>: >LSF
- <F021>: FUUCK
- <Flareburst>: night time
- <F021>: Bye ~
- DeftPhone hugs Flareburst
- Flareburst hugs deft back
- <Bud>:
- <F021>: You guys are making me giggling like some.. bananas.
- <Sylum>: pfft hhahahaha
- <DeftPhone>: pretty much
- <WishingWell>: Basically
- <Eridana>: what
- <Sylum>: Later 0ne
- <Bud>: You can't really
- <F021>: I am not leaving. Thought Flare will
- <Bud>: Measure relationships by...sex
- <Bud>: That is a very juvenile concept.
- <DeftPhone>: yeah
- <McGoFuckYourself>: S'more to relationships than unfing
- <Eridana>: You can measure what stage its at, vaguely, yeah.
- <Eridana>: But it ain't just boinkin yo
- <Sylum>: I know
- <Eridana>: And PSSSSH ICYHOT AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS?
- <WishingWell>: Yes
- <Eridana>: Don't think so son
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Fuck no, son
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Eriguffy 2stronk
- <Bud>: Nah.
- <WishingWell>: You weren't here earlier when Dora was gushing...
- <Eridana>: Hatelien 2 gud
- <Bud>: Literally cucked by Manmar
- <Eridana>: Gushing about what?
- <WishingWell>: Cute shit is all
- <Sylum>: Hatelien?
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Hate/alien
- <Sylum>: ah
- <WishingWell>: She's getting a ring for Nora with the wish
- <WishingWell>: Proposal might happen
- <Bud>: She's getting her ass kicked in an attempt to get the wish
- <WishingWell>: Disgusting Demon scum
- <Eridana>: But how much onscreen development have they had tho?
- <Eridana>: That's what I thought.
- <McGoFuckYourself>: There's
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Fucking novels behind Eriguffy
- <Bud>: They've done quite a bit of stuff in the bar and then fucked in a clothing store
- <Eridana>: They've boinked in quite a few public places.
- <WishingWell>: There's honestly mostly the implication of fucking like animals
- <Bud>: They also fucked in the bar bathroom
- <Sylum>: Me and Cadence had a heart warming/crushing rp
- <Bud>: Ante fucked Grav in the bathroom once
- <Bud>: That happened
- <WishingWell>: They fucked everywhere
- <Bud>: THAT HAPPENED
- <WishingWell>: Literally
- <Sylum>: i miss gravi
- <McGoFuckYourself>: All that shit, dating back from the threads. All that barnanigans, shit like the Meatverse or the Mexico trip, the therapy session, looking for June in Neo-Landmar, and fucking Reunion
- <Bud>: >Dating
- <Bud>: >Sexual harassment
- <Sylum>: I would do more with cadence, but, you know
- <F021>: .Yeah...
- <Sylum>: Criminal
- <WishingWell>: ye
- <Eridana>: I think he meant dating back TO the threads.
- <Eridana>: They never dated.
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Yeah, dating back /to/ the threads is wording it better
- <Eridana>: Guffy was just Eri's favorite to harrass.
- <F021>: They have their share of PDAs.
- <WishingWell>: >Not living the bachlor's life
- <WishingWell>: Y-You're all gay!
- <WishingWell>: With your girlfriends n shit...
- <Bud>: GuffyEri is a lot of sexual harassment and then sudden fatherhood
- <McGoFuckYourself>: She teased the shit out of him, he actively pined for her
- <Sylum>: Should I call Sylum Cadence Boyfriend and Girlfriend yet?
- <Eridana>: Hilarious, ain't it?
- <F021>: Yep.
- <Bud>: The Sylum Cadence thing happened
- <Bud>: Really suddenly and unexpectantly
- <F021>: It's official ~
- <F021>: It is canon now.
- <F021>: They dated twice.
- <DeftPhone>: i got screwed by male Antenora
- <DeftPhone>: when no one else was around
- <Bud>: Do you want me to file a police report or something
- <Sylum>: PDAs?
- <Bud>: Public Display of Affection
- <Eridana>: Personal Data Assistant.
- <DeftPhone>: Please Don't Ask
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Wait, I thought we were talking about Cadence
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Not Database
- <F021>: We are..
- <Bud>: Why am I the only one to own a PDA?
- <WishingWell>: Public Degenaracy Ailment
- <WishingWell>: Because my daughter files my taxes
- <Bud>: PDAs should be more popular. You can play games on em /and/ make phonecalls.
- <WishingWell>: I have a helmet for that
- <DeftPhone>: and organize yourself
- <Lock>: hwuhh
- <Bud>: Lock 2 dumb 4 PDA
- <WishingWell>: sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh father
- <WishingWell>: Is all gud
- <Bud>: I can also constantly send pictures of myself posing with various defeated people arranged in funny positions to Wells.
- <Eridana>: I have a wrist communicator for that
- <Eridana>: Also
- <Eridana>: Does he put them up on Underhell?
- <Sylum>: Do I have any hunters on Underhell, or is it all Xenon?
- <Bud>: You know he does.
- Lock slowly slides incentive to buy DBXV and get stomped by Lock to Buddy.
- <Lock>: Shhhh
- <Lock>: just take it.
- <Bud>: If you got a bounty then you got a hunter and good chance he on Underhell
- <Eridana>: Do Bud and Eri now exchange funny pictures of their targets?
- <Bud>: I spent my money on Xenonauts and shotgun shells, sorry Lockman.
- <Lock>: ...
- <Lock>: Savvy purchase. I'm alright with it.
- <McGoFuckYourself>: Y'know, now that I think about it
- <Bud>: I like target shooting.
- <McGoFuckYourself>: There's this neat dichotomy with Eri dealing in Underhell
- <Bud>: And if you want Eri-sama~
- <Bud>: I don't know what sama means
- <McGoFuckYourself>: As MGFY is part of the official superhero team
- <Bud>: Site is anonymous for a reason.
- <Bud>: You'll get rookies that put too much information occasionally
- <Bud>: But career boys know their shit
- <Bud>: Eri's account wouldn't be long for this world if it's stolen and management catches on.
- <Eridana>: She could just impersonate the original owner
- <Eridana>: If it even IS stolen.
- <Bud>: Keep up with whatever the other guy was doing, handle his friends/business partners and keep Captain Loudmouth from suddenly gaining great knowledge in Underworld dealings and aint nobody gonna look too hard.
- 28-2-15
- - Cadence washing Sylum.
- - Just Cadence washing Sylum.
- - Yes I am crazy
- - But hey, I want Sylum being all ticklish and such when Cad brushes him
- - And Cad being very shy in general about cleaning him and getting intimate to him
- - It's not like he can't wash himself
- - But I'd like to think that
- - It would be a cute bonding time and the closest thing they have to sexytimes (beside him making a dong and do it in canon)
- - LSD FOREVER
- 1-3-15
- <F021>: Heyy~~
- <Salesman>: Ayy
- <F021>: eyy
- <F021>: What did I miss?
- <Salesman>: Nothing much
- <Lord_Raptor>: not really
- <F021>: Hah
- <DeftLaptop>: hi One
- <F021>: Just had a weird dream. I was at an unknown school, that have freaking hot bathtub as a facility
- <F021>: And huge-ass trees
- <Lord_Raptor>: PArty now, study later
- <Lord_Raptor>: Party now, study later
- <F021>: I spent my dream trying to find my class
- <F021>: that school is /huge/
- <F021>: I don't even reach my class before I woke up
- <F021>: And then there's this dream ; I was in class, minding my own business with a laptop
- <F021>: When Lloyd came up and /slapped/ me
- <F021>: Then he walked away as if nothing happened
- <F021>: I was left there, cheek hurting as hell
- <Salesman>: Lloyd? as in nanite Lloyd?
- <F021>: Yep
- <F021>: That dude
- <F021>: Didn't even said anything
- <F021>: Then again, I do ship him with 3 different person
- <Antenora>: well that was a pretty boring film
- <Salesman>: what ya see?
- <Antenora>: Dear White People, my mate torrented it because he wanted a cheap laugh
- <Antenora>: The only interesting character was the gay black kid with an afro
- <WishingWell>: People are recording me nw?
- <Salesman>: Wells was in a movie?
- <Antenora>: But you fell in love with a racist gay : (
- <Antenora>: but then you got better
- <Antenora>: so yeah apart from that characters were pretty much 2.5D
- <Antenora>: They had semblances of personality beyond the fairly standard cliches
- <WishingWell>: ugh
- <Antenora>: Lead chick was your typical tragic mulatto
- <Antenora>: There's only like two white characters of note, one the dean's son who hosts a blackface party at the end and the other the lead chick's love interest
- <F021>: Hah
- <Antenora>: then again there are only like four black characters who have something close to even being tropes
- <Antenora>: All in all it is like tumblr made a movie
- <Lord_Raptor>: mulatto?
- <Antenora>: term used for a mixed-race character
- <Antenora>: most often black-white mix
- <Antenora>: tragic mulatto is an old archetype of a mixed-race girl struggling to "pick a side"
- <Antenora>: and often finding herself with the convenient help of a white or sometimes black love interest
- <Antenora>: but usually white
- <WishingWell>: is this the 1970's?
- <WishingWell>: why make such a movie in this time
- <Antenora>: Well
- <Antenora>: Let me put it this way
- <Antenora>: It's like... this movie is sort of made for a white liberal audience
- <Antenora>: The sort who think they "get" race and race issues
- <Antenora>: So it never actually hits anything hard with its 'message'
- <Antenora>: because it's just like, basic statements of fact
- <WishingWell>: I thought it would be a clever racial satire. Being wrong feels bad...
- <Antenora>: It tries
- <Antenora>: And sometimes it sort of hits the mark?
- <Antenora>: But it doesn't ever really push the envelope
- <WishingWell>: There goes my interest
- <Antenora>: Oh, and for the dialogue, well
- <Antenora>: You know how in some webcomics
- <Antenora>: or comics in general
- <Antenora>: you get that "political mouthpiece" character?
- <Antenora>: Sometimes characters like to switch to that for a bit and the continue as normal
- <WishingWell>: Soapboxin
- <Antenora>: Yeah, basically
- <Antenora>: It's got a solid tempo and it's nicely filmed
- <Antenora>: and it's not like a complete failure of satire
- <Antenora>: but it's just... soft
- <F021>: Well, there goes my interest.
- <Antenora>: It's like "African-American Studies 101"
- <Antenora>: The only really fun bit was seeing the gay black dude unleash his power level at the end and do some fun shit
- .
- .
- In other random shit. I'm pretty sure Lloyd is my chief researcher. Everything he writes is snarky or has something to do with TECHNOLOGY
- 16:10 Bud And just giving him some alien tech made him turn this into this
- 16:10 F021 Oh, relating to Lloyd
- 16:10 F021 I had a dream, where I was in school, minding my own business
- 16:10 F021 When he just came up and /slapped/ me
- 16:10 McGoFuckYourself "I estimate that now I am owed six of them"
- 16:10 F021 then walked away
- 16:10 McGoFuckYourself Muh sides
- 16:10 McGoFuckYourself hahahahaha
- 16:10 F021 Didn't even said a word
- 16:11 F021 How rude ;_;
- 16:11 Bud You should have studied harder
- 16:12 F021 No
- 16:12 Salesman oh, that reminds me
- 16:12 Salesman f021, tell guffy your dream
- 16:12 WishingWell :I
- 16:12 F021 I already did
- 16:12 Bud He
- 16:13 Bud He just did
- 16:13 Salesman oh
- 16:13 McGoFuckYourself He literally
- 16:13 McGoFuckYourself /just/ did that
- 16:13 Salesman I
- 16:13 McGoFuckYourself hahaha
- 16:13 McGoFuckYourself S'cool
- 16:13 F021 it's fine man
- 16:13 Salesman I kinda phased out during the mg talk
- 16:14 Bud Every month you will be treated to these men looking angrily at you no matter how well you do in life
- 16:14 Bud What are you pointing at me for? Fuck you man.
- 16:14 F021 Maybe there's a stain in your clothes
- 16:15 WishingWell I'm that guy with his legs on his table and a thumbs up going "Spend it all"
- 16:17 Lord_Raptor Damn you Nintendo for not having GBA emulation on the 3DS
- 16:17 Bud (◕‿◕✿)
- 16:18 WishingWell that's still illegal
- 16:18 Bud But that would cost them more mooooney
- 16:19 WishingWell They should at least sell downloads
- 16:19 WishingWell They'd rake in a shit ton
- 16:20 Lord_Raptor Well allegedly they haven't done it because it's not properly working yet
- 16:21 Lord_Raptor Namely they don't pause if you close the 3DS
- 16:23 WishingWell They never fucked up when you closed a regular DS
- 16:23 WishingWell treat them like GBA games and let people deal with it
- 16:32 Lord_Raptor DS could play them, yeah
- 16:32 Lord_Raptor but if you shut the DS, the game would keep running
- 16:32 Lord_Raptor it didn't go into like, sleep mode like it would with DS games
- 16:33 WishingWell well nintendo better hurry up
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- 16:48 McGoFuckYourself Yo
- 16:49 Bud Privyet
- 16:49 WishingWell lanny
- 16:51 Salesman Ayy
- 16:53 F021 eyy
- 16:54 WishingWell Falling asleep hugging a beer bottle
- 16:54 WishingWell I see dark times ahead for me
- 16:55 F021 hah
- 16:57 Bud Quit while you're ahead
- 16:57 Bud Switch to wine and be a "sophisticated" drunken loser
- 16:57 WishingWell Not even drunk
- 16:57 WishingWell I-It's non alcoholic
- 16:58 WishingWell I don't even like beer
- 16:58 Bud Why are you drinking a non-alcoholic then?
- 16:58 F021 >be me, getting a fresh air outside
- 16:58 F021 >Notices something on the door
- 16:58 WishingWell I felt like it
- 16:58 F021 >it's a huge wooly caterpillar that can make you itch
- 16:59 F021 >nope
- 16:59 F021 >the thing starts to move
- 16:59 F021 >/NOPE/
- 16:59 F021 Wat do?
- 16:59 WishingWell put it in a cup
- 16:59 Bud Crush it?
- 16:59 WishingWell Fill it with water
- 16:59 Bud Kick it?
- 16:59 Bud Walk past it?
- 17:00 WishingWell And watch it drown
- 17:00 WishingWell Cover said cup
- 17:00 F021 I can't touch it
- 17:00 WishingWell Get pliers
- 17:00 WishingWell or scissors
- 17:01 Bud Gloves
- 17:01 WishingWell or a knife
- 17:01 F021 I just want to get a flamethrower and burn my house to the ground
- 17:01 Eridana Napalm
- 17:01 WishingWell not even a spider
- 17:01 Eridana Directed Energy Weapon
- 17:01 WishingWell I'd be staring at that shit in awe
- 17:01 McGoFuckYourself Nuke it from orbit
- 17:01 Bud Do you do the DEW?
- 17:01 F021 This is worse than spiders
- 17:01 Eridana Channel Uncle Nikola
- 17:01 McGoFuckYourself Only way to be sure
- 17:02 WishingWell Channel your inner power and project yourself astrally if it's such a big deal
- 17:02 Bud Call 911 on it
- 17:02 F021 it's not that big of a deal
- 17:02 F021 there's no 911 here bud
- 17:03 WishingWell no police at all?
- 17:03 F021 I had one of them wooly caterpillar on my trousers once, when I was eating breakfast.
- 17:03 WishingWell wtf
- 17:03 Bud You make it too easy.
- 17:03 WishingWell WTF
- 17:03 Salesman all street justice wells
- 17:03 WishingWell Good
- 17:04 F021 I ran around like a crazy until it fell off
- 17:04 F021 My arms and neck itches for 3 days
- 17:04 WishingWell >Ran around
- 17:04 Bud Why would you do that
- 17:04 WishingWell God sakes man
- 17:05 F021 panick
- 17:05 Bud Just summon the trouser snake to defeat it
- 17:05 WishingWell Or get two long things and grab it
- 17:05 WishingWell Like chopsticks
- 17:07 F021 >try to grab it
- 17:07 F021 >failed and it gets on my shirt
- 17:07 F021 N
- 17:07 F021 O
- 17:07 F021 P
- 17:07 F021 E
- 17:08 WishingWell Stop acting like a worm, when facing a catepillar
- 17:09 *** GregClaskovic joined #Covengers
- 17:09 GregClaskovic ayy
- 17:09 Bud Grow a backbone
- 17:09 Bud Don't just crawl away
- 17:09 Bud Privyet
- 17:09 WishingWell oh well lookit that
- 17:09 WishingWell It's March
- 17:10 WishingWell Hi Greg
- 17:10 Salesman Ay Greg
- 17:10 McGoFuckYourself yo
- 17:10 GregClaskovic Anything happenin?
- 17:10 F021 Eyy
- 17:10 F021 We talked about a caterpillar that's currently living in my house
- 17:10 WishingWell Catepillar Plague
- 17:11 GregClaskovic Smash it to pieces if you don't like it
- 17:11 GregClaskovic Keep it and cherish it if you love it ~
- 17:11 Salesman Hero-man is pretty much disqualified from the torrny
- 17:11 GregClaskovic What did he do?
- 17:11 F021 Being away too long.
- 17:11 Salesman not show up
- 17:12 GregClaskovic Oh.
- 17:12 GregClaskovic Well, speaking of the tourney, who does Greg have to fight?
- 17:12 WishingWell This bottle makes for a great teddy bear
- 17:12 Bud His own inner demons
- 17:12 Bud
- 17:13 WishingWell SAUCE
- 17:13 *** Salesman is now known as Chain
- 17:13 Chain aint irony great?
- 17:13 GregClaskovic So I have to fight Chain
- 17:13 F021 Yes
- 17:13 Chain yeah
- 17:14 WishingWell Seriously, this picture could use some sauc
- 17:14 Chain coulda just said it, but I like making bad jokes
- 17:14 GregClaskovic You basically have nanoweapons, what are you limited to, so I can at least know
- 17:14 WishingWell That one was especially horrible
- 17:14 Chain three weapons and killing
- 17:15 Chain buut, considering chain is in transcendence, they'll probably ignore it
- 17:15 GregClaskovic It's going to be fun especially because Greg practiced Scottish Backhold Wrestling
- 17:16 WishingWell Sounds......angry, and violent.......and yell in your face mean....while wearing a kilt.
- 17:16 WishingWell Like the rest of Scotland
- 17:16 Chain Knowing what transcendence big plan is, Chain isn't one to mind losing
- 17:16 GregClaskovic He's gonna shove a haggis down your throat while you grasp into submission.
- 17:16 F021 Ffft
- 17:17 Chain He has a mask
- 17:17 GregClaskovic Greg can still /force/ it down
- 17:17 *** mib_a1jozr quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
- 17:18 WishingWell Bye
- 17:18 Chain You have to consider the whole Adaptanium thing
- 17:18 GregClaskovic Oh.
- 17:18 WishingWell Punch him enough times and he becomes immune for bit.
- 17:18 GregClaskovic We can fight now, because I'm going to be busy later, by the way
- 17:18 Bud That just means
- 17:18 Bud And listen close, Grego.
- 17:18 WishingWell I already formulated a plan to beat him
- 17:18 Bud Kill him in the first attack.
- 17:19 GregClaskovic Or make him submit
- 17:19 Bud Or send him into complete system shock with multiple damage sources
- 17:19 GregClaskovic Greg doesn't plan on throwing punches, he's going to tackle, restrain and make him submit
- 17:19 GregClaskovic If he can tackle him first
- 17:20 WishingWell When is this fight. I'd greatly love to spectate
- 17:20 GregClaskovic I was thinking now, because I'm possibly not going to be on later.
- 17:21 WishingWell Need it for, uh, non prep time reasons
- 17:21 Chain Well, its 4:19 am
- 17:21 WishingWell Yeah I know
- 17:21 F021 hmm...
- 17:21 WishingWell past 5 where i am
- 17:21 WishingWell no big dealio
- 17:21 F021 17:21 here
- 17:22 Bud 124:6657 here
- 17:22 F021 haven't showered today
- 17:22 GregClaskovic 10 o clockio where I'm at
- 17:22 Bud Silly Earthmen..
- 17:22 WishingWell We are literal opposites in time 21
- 17:22 F021 Wow
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