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- >Day shitpost in equestria
- >For the past few weeks of your brief stay in equestria you have been the largest nuisance possible
- >Splashing in puddles next to ponies, knocking over cabbage stands, shouting "GAYYYYY" as you walk into various shops
- >The ponies are tired of your shit
- >They go to Twilight and ask for help getting rid of you
- >With her considerable knowledge of magic and mechanical engineering she creates the only device that could stop you.
- >Pic related
- >You awake in the morning to find one of the dreams of your youth fulfilled
- >Your very own Gyrojet pistol!
- >giggling like a schoolgirl you run outside
- >moving at the speed of an anemic neckbeard, you make your way to the only sporting good store in ponyville, big 5!
- >you enter the store and walk up to the counter
- >you ask for .51 Gyrojet
- >spaghetti slowly drips from your pockets
- >you feel a sense of dread
- >your face gets red
- "Please give me a case of .51 gyrojet right now.
- >"I don't know what that is. Is it a new Gryphon weapon or something?"
- >you struggle to contain your embarrassment
- >clenching your asscheeks together, you desperately try to hold in your shit
- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of your pockets
- >you voice is reduced to a mumble
- "have money please .51 gyrojet give money please ammo"
- >"Are you ok?"
- >shit breaches through your asscheeks
- >propelled forward at 60mph
- >you crash through the big 5 employee's counter
- >he's holding on to you for dear life
- >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of your pockets like fumes
- >crash through an entire row of buildings in ponyville, broken glass shards and splinters in your face
- >yelling [spoiler][/spoiler] ".51 GYROJET PLEASE MONEY .51 GYROJET BIG 5 .51 GYROJET"
- >the Big 5 employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
- >your pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
- >he tilts you backwards
- >the sheer force of my your has reached 650mph, you and the cashier are now propelling upwards
- >the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as you head towards the stratosphere
- >children below frolic in the mess falling from your anus
- >the g-force is causing your asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
- >spaghetti and shit are blowing through the air on the planet below
- >3 miles upwards now
- >theBig 5 employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of your shit
- >your transformation is almost complete
- >as you leave the atmosphere your bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
- >you steer yourself across the cosmos with your gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
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