The greatest love story ever told

One day Chara and Asriel were playing in the ruins when Chara realized that he was very hungry and out of chocolate. So Chara ate Asriel and then over the course of the next few days slowly and painfully digested him and then shit him out.After returning to new home Chara was then eaten by Alphys and suffered the same fate but since  nobody likes Chara nobody cared and Alphys was given a medal by the King and Queen. Flowey who is better then Asriel in every single way was then born from Charas/ Alphys' combined shit using the souls of small illegal Asian immigrants. Afterwords the barrier was broken by Frisk via the power of friendship and love and everyone had a happy ending but Toriel who got hit by a bus six months after the events of the game and Doggo who was killed by Dogamy shortly after the events of the game after he found him in bed with his wife Dogaressa.

The end