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- >You're Anon
- >Fucking deal with it
- >You live in Canterlot
- >Senior
- >It's Sunday
- >Feelsgoodman.png
- >You decide today is good as any to smoke some weed
- >Who the hell sells weed in Canterlot anyways?
- >You've heard of some chick Zecora, who is a voodoo witch or something
- >But you want to get a safe trip, not be eaten by demonic ponies or anything like that
- >Maybe AJ would know, she deals with plants right?
- >You put on some decent clothes
- >Simple tee, simple jeans
- >Fuck yes
- >You head outside to your automobily
- >It's shit, but it's better than walking
- >Driving off, a feeling of wrongness occurs
- >Could this feeling be the one that tells you weed is bad?
- >Is this what all those seminars are for?
- >Is this what mormons feel like?
- >Nope
- >Just gas
- >You pull in to Sweet Apple Acres
- >It was a sunny Sunday
- >AJ should be out plowing the field or something
- >You'd like to plow AJ actually
- >But nevermind all that banter
- >Weed is the objective
- >You exit your car to walk to her doorstep
- >AJ wasn't in sight around the fields
- >She must be indoors
- >What does a country girl even do when she finished her chores?
- >You knock
- ...
- >One more time
- ...
- >Once more
- >"OH MAH GAHD, HOLD ON!" you hear the familiar voice coming from upstairs
- >You know she's in at least
- >Figuring you known her long enough, you let yourself in
- >She still hasn't come down yet
- >Fucking hicks
- >You walk upstairs towards her room
- >A second voice can be heard
- >It's all raspy, but with a hint of feminine
- >Wait
- >You barge into Applejack's room
- "Holy shit what"
- >"ANON, YOU WERE S'POSED T'WAIT"
- >Rainbow Dash was in bed with AJ
- >They were covering their half naked bodies
- >Fuck, that's kind of hot
- "Uhh...I need some weed"
- >"Weed? Weed!? That's why you're here?" Rainbow questions
- "Lesbian sex, that's why you're here?" you sarcastically say
- >The blue girl shuts her yap
- "Look, I couldn't give two shits about your business, unless I'm involved"
- >The girls give a disgusted look
- >Ouch
- >That fucking hurt
- "I just need some quick grass, to pass this Sunday before we head back to school tomorrow"
- >"Anon, what in tarnation would think I smoke herbs?" AJ asks you
- "I mean..you live on a farm, don't you have something I could smoke around here?"
- >"Why would there be weed in SWEET APPLE ACRES!? It's not called Sweet Mary Acres"
- >That sounded like a cool idea actually
- "What about you Dash?"
- >"Hey man, I'm all out"
- "Don't tell me that's why you came here too"
- >"Now that's just heck, Rainbow obviously came here fer me" AJ says
- >AJ and you both look to Rainbow Dash
- >She gives a weird look
- >"ARE YOU KIDDING ME DASHIE, YOU THINK I HAVE WEED?"
- >"H-hey....it's not too far off though.."
- >"Ugh, Anon, while I deal with this girl, go check on Fluttershy or somethin', she might have some"
- >Oh yeah, Fluttershy
- >"Lord knows that girl is always on something, talking to her animals and whatnot" AJ finishes
- "Sweet! Thanks AJ"
- >Before you leave, you snap a photo of the two
- >You head back to your car
- >Oh the sweet sounds of angry dykes
- >Now to check Fluttershy
- >That girl was a damn treehugger
- >Why didn't you think to check her first?
- >If anyone blazed it in Canterlot, it would have to be her
- >You know Rarity only smokes a pipe
- >That woman just reeked of 90s cop movie cliche
- >On the trail to Fluttershy's neighborhood, you take notice to Flash Sentry fixing his car on the sidewalk
- >It occurs to you that a good person would stop and help
- >Then you remember the bastard made fun of your favorite band
- >You think quickly
- >Oh sweet!
- >You still have an old burrito in the passenger side
- >Picking it up, you roll down your window
- "HEY FLASH!"
- >"Huh"?
- >You pelt it at him
- >A good throwing arm is what the coach told you, you had when you tried out for baseball
- >It's gotta hurt
- >It hit his face pretty hard
- >You shout as you pass by
- "DON'T EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT 1D EVER AGAIN!"
- >Alpha as fuck
- >Now you pull into Fluttershy's driveway
- >Does she need cash?
- >You only have like three bucks
- >What if she doesn't give free handouts?
- >You knock on her door
- >Parents must be out
- >Their car isn't here
- >Knock again
- ...
- >Once more
- ...
- >What the shit?
- >No response?
- >A hint of music tickles your ear
- >It sounds like some 70s shit that you go to a hippe parade with
- >She must be in
- >You don't let yourself in
- >Her door is locked
- >A scent tingles your nose
- >SHE HAS WEED
- >You go around to her backyard
- >Her window isn't open
- >Chancing it, you twist the knob of her backdoor
- >It opens
- >Welp
- >Going upstairs, the smell gets stronger
- >You barge into her room
- >That fucking smell
- >It makes you rock hard
- >Fluttershy looks up to you
- >She has a droopy look
- >Bitch has been smoking
- "Are you trying to fucking hotbox your room?"
- >"Huh? Oh hey Anon, what are you doing here in Equestria?"
- >Equestria?
- >The hell is she smoking
- >"Ha..ha, I have hooves man...Anon, I'm a horse.."
- >For fucks sakes
- "Fluttershy, listen, I need you to hook me up with some weed"
- >"Huh? Weed? You mean the good good"
- >You want to slap her out of her trip
- >Fuck
- >"You have to..haha..call it good good or the fuzz will know"
- "Ugh, Flutters, please hook me up with some..sigh..Good good"
- >It hurt to say that
- >"Okay, here you *snicker* go"
- >She pulls out a small baggie
- >Handing it over to you, you reach for it
- >She swipes it away
- >"Wait...you have cash or what?"
- >Shit
- >What are you gonna do?
- "Ehh..I have three dollars.."
- >"The fuck Anon? Get out of here with that chump change"
- >Well fuck
- >You make way for the door
- >You hear a loud giggle
- >"Hey..Hey, get back here, I'm messing with you Anon hahaha"
- >Sweet relief
- >She gives you the baggie
- >Fuck yes
- >"You still have to repay me"
- "I said I only have three bones"
- >"Well this doggy wants her bone...so bone me"
- >What
- What? Fluttershy, you are high right now"
- >"You aren't..come here"
- >She beckons you over
- >Getting closer, she picks up her roach
- >She pulls from it first
- >Fluttershy pulls your face to her before putting her lips to yours
- >She uses her tongue to open your mouth
- >From there, she exhales the smoke
- >Boner.exe
- >She pulls away
- >"Now your turn" she hands you the roach
- >You take it
- >Fuck, this is gonna be fun
- >Taking a drag from it, you get closer to Fluttershy's face
- >Before you can kiss her, you start coughing
- >It was pretty strong
- >Flutershy must hide all this really well
- >It only became clear now through all the smoke in the air that Fluttershy was wearing nothing but a green robe
- >Her cleavage became much more noticeable
- >The dark boner rises.mp4
- >You take another drag
- >This is way too strong, but it feels so good
- >You lock lips with Fluttershy once more
- >Setting loose the air, you put the roach in the nearby ash tray
- >You feel through her robe
- >Her bosom was large
- >Feeling her up, her skin is so soft
- >It's silky, and so squeezable
- >Grazing her breast, her nipple pokes your palm
- >Her house wasn't too cold, but her boobs were now guns
- >You give a soft grope to which Fluttershy moans softly
- >If not for the trip, she would be exuting all her newfound emotion
- >Her lips are so luscious
- >You proceed to slip off her robe
- >The smell of dank memes...you mean weed fills the air
- >Normally you'd smell Fluttershy's beautiful perfume, but now it's just complete aroma of trip inducing smoke
- >And you love it
- >Fluttershy cups your boner
- >She toys with it through your jeans
- >Playing with her tits, you move your hand down her side
- >Sloppily squeezing your boner, she decides to unzip your pants
- >Your hands find its way to her hips
- >Fluttershy has some wide hips
- >They aren't as big as AJ or Pinkie Pie, but pretty big
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