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- Might make a series out of this.
- >sitting on the floor at home playing the latest *fighting game of your choice*
- >you beat the shit out of every opponent you face, both computer and human players
- >you also own a fluffy pony
- >everyday while you practice fluffy pony watches you
- >he observes how you do QCFs and mash at the buttons on your $150 Tournament Edition Fightstick [spoiler]Yes, people actually spend money on that[/spoiler]
- >today though, fluffy is being a little prick
- >"Daddy, Fwuffy hungy!" he bitches.
- "Hungry? You just ate lunch about ten minutes ago."
- >"Fwuffyhungyfwuffyhungyfwuffyhungy!" he wails hopping around
- "Listen here you little shit, no more foo-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
- >Fluffy pony started urinating all over your brand new rug
- >the rug is white
- >which makes it worse
- >"Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy cuwdnt howd pee pee!"
- "You son of a bitch..."
- >Fluffy begins to quiver and drops to the floor as low as he can get, covering his head with his stubby hooves
- >his fluff is now covered in piss
- >you place your fight stick on the opposite side of you, and pick up fluffy pony by the scruff of his neck
- >bring fluffy pony inches away from your face, his eyes staring into yours with terror
- "How many times do I have to tell you not to piss on the floor!" you holler
- >"FWUFFY SOWWY! FWUFFY SOWWY! NO MEAN IT!"
- "YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME."
- >you throw fluffy pony to the ground with force, not giving a shit whether or not you ruin anymore of your carpet. There are already piss stains everywhere from it, and you've only had Fluffy for a month now.
- >"FWUFFY MEAN IT! FWUFFY WOVE DADDY! FWUFFY WANT DADDY HAPPY!"
- >hearing the last plea, you pause
- "..."
- >Fluffy is back on the ground with his hooves covering his skull
- "...Happy?..."
- >"Happy..." fluffy repeats quietly
- >"Want make daddy happy..."
- >to be honest , ever since you got the little shit, your life has been quite stressful.
- >You never REALLY abused fluffy pony at all. You threw him around, but never hit him, or hurt him on purpose.
- >But suddenly you have the urge to
- >You realize that your game is still on, you never paused it
- >You look back down at your fight stick
- >...
- >...
- >...
- "Do you know what will make me happy?" you ask fluffy pony
- >"WHAT!? FWUFFY WANT MAKE DADDY HAPPY! FWUFFY WOVE DADDY!"
- "We are going to play a game."
- >Fluffy's eyes light up
- >"YAY!" he shouts "Fwuffy WOVE games! Is dere a pwize!?"
- >prize
- >haha
- "Yes, there is a prize, but only if you win."
- >"is it sketties!? FWUFFY STIWW HUNGY!"
- >might as well humor the little shit
- "Yes, if you win, you get Spaghetti."
- >"Fwuffy wove sketties! Wan pway game now!"
- >finally
- "Okay then, come sit down next to me."
- >fluffy does what you ask, still covered in piss.
- >you hear a wet plop next to you as he sits down
- >you cringe, but it'll all be worth it in the end
- >you hand him your extra *360/ps3* controller
- >you grab your fight stick
- "If you can beat me in this game, you win spaghetti."
- >fluffy is now alert and is determined to beat you
- >he really wants his skettis
- >he loses 20 seconds into the fight
- >"Nuuuu! Fwuffy sowwy Fwuffy wost! Fwuffy wuv Daddy!"
- >he tries giving you hugs
- >his piss is now all over your new shirt
- >"Fwuffy hungy daddy! Fwuffy want sketties!"
- "You lost, which means no dinner tonight."
- >Fluffy puffs up his cheeks and stomps his feet like a spoiled little brat
- >"FWUFFY HUNGY NOW DADDY! GO MAKE SKETTIES. FWUFFY WANT SKETTIES NOW!"
- "No, don't you get it? NO FOOD TONIGHT."
- >"FWUFFY MAKE PEE PEE UNWESS SKETTIES!"
- "Don't you dare."
- >Fluffy does so anyway
- "FLUFFYPONY!"
- >you grab him by the scruff of his neck
- >another stain
- >you dont care about the stain, you are more concerned about how he just acted
- >he NEVER did this before
- "What is your problem!?"
- >"HUNGY!"
- "NO FOOD FOR YOU."
- >"FWUFFY HUNGY NOW!" he cries
- "Unbelievable..."
- >shit begins to fall out of fluffy's ass
- "That's it."
- >you drop fluffy pony and walk out of the room
- >you walk into your room and come back with a brown box that the fight stick originally arrived in when you ordered it online
- >now in the living room , in front of the tv where you were playing the game before
- "FLUFFY! GET IN HERE!"
- >fluffy skitz out of the kitchen and into the living room to meet you
- >he shits himself in fear
- >"FWUFFY SOWWY PWEASE NO SOWWY BOX!"
- "Don't move."
- >fluffy is terrified
- >he doesn't move
- >what a good fluffy
- >cover fluffy up with the box
- >you make a few air holes in the top so he can breathe, and a hole in the side big enough for him to look out of
- >you hear fluffy crying inside the box as he rams his head into it
- >to stop fluffy from possibly getting out, you rest your fightstick on top of the box
- >it's a good 3-4 lbs, it's heavy enough
- >leave living room
- >cook yourself some spaghetti
- >sit down in front of your fightstick and eat it while playing your game
- >the entire time your fluffy pony is crying and bashing his skull against the box
- >"pwease daddy...fwuffy sowwy...fwuffy tummy huwts...pwease give fwuffy sketties...fwuffy hungy...no wike sowwy box" etc. etc.
- >you are full
- >leave an unfinished plate of spaghetti in front of the box
- >go to sleep
- >you cant wait for tomorrow
- [spoiler] you never cleaned up the fluffy piss [/spoiler]
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