Furries: The animal Fuckers [SCRIPT]

Furries: The Animal Fuckers

Warning: The following video contains, swearing, dirty jokes and a shit load of sarcasm.

If you have trouble in understanding and tolerates jokes than you probably shouldn't watch
this video.

Basically don't take everything too serious.

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Nani: Hey folks, my name is Nani or you can called me Hachiro, in two weeks I'm in my mid 20's
and i'm a furry.

Suit Troll: Ew, does that mean you fuck animals

Nani: *very serious and slowly nodding* yes, I do enjoy having intercourse with my pets
*Note: For Gullible people: SARCASM(in rainbow flashy colors)*


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Anyway the term furry has grown a whole lot in the last years, basically we furries are
ani*cuts video* - Basically a Furry is *forces word* A. HUMAN. - that has an attraction
(not necessarily sexual) towards Anthropomorphic animals.

Before any says something here, it's a fetish, get honest, being a furry is a fetish, NOTE,
that it doesn't mean it's fucking sexual, we DON'T FUCK ANIMALS. (YOU DENSE DENSE MOTHERFUCKER)
Anthropomorphic animals are humans with a animal aspects, before you go "Ew wtf" you spend
you're childhood watching a lot of this so don't get apeshit.

Example Digimon, LooneyToons, Several fairy tails, sonic, Star Fox and so on and so on

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Anyway, before any furries and people go apeshit for me make "animal fuckers joke", it's
normal for society to think like this, why is that?

*rainbow gestures with a smile edited in it* PORN

Oh, boy there's a shit ton of furry porn out there, so people see two human lookalike
wolf fucking you really can't think of anything but that *points a Animal fucker sign*

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Suit troll: Ew, so you guys do enjoy watching animals fuck!

Nani: *seriously nods* Yep, man I love to fap when animals have intercourse.
(Note again)

(YOU DENSE DENSE MOTHERFUCKER)

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Nani: Ok let's get this straight (hehe straight), y'all going to try something ,
might be hard but it's really useful, it's called THINKING *point to the head*
Let's see furries have a fetish to this types of animals, now don't fucking tell
me you never watch porn! I know there's some ppl that never watch, but majority at
least with curiosity watch any type of porn, other people do enjoy to watch, why is that?
hmm, let me think, ooooh that's right, people do get aroused and horny at some point
and porn can be incredible irresistible and addicting, so what does happens when you add
a furry fetish with porn? FURRY PORN *YAY SOUNDS AND CLAWS* give yourselves a pat on the
back you deserve it.


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Suit Troll: that's still really gross.

Nani: you spend whole part of your day spiting ignorant idiocies, but hey if you want
see something really gross should should see what your biological mom conceived,
or just google Dead poro, either way it's balanced.
(note: don't google it, it will show you necrophilia porn.)


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Nani: Anyway what I'm trying to say is, if any of that bothers you, answers this questions
Does it hurt you? (And don't you fucking bring the it gives me trauma and shit, your
fault you dumb fuck, 'cause you probably search for it or let yourself click on a link to it)
Does it hurt the people that make it? (furry porn) No, it doesn't.
Do you have the right to tell them what to do? No, this is 2014, we don't chase people
with torches to burn them anymore.

If so why the hell do you care? But hey i don't judge you, 'cause we are humans,
what does that mean? it means that humans tend to judge people or things they don't quite understand
it's a defense mechanism, a dumb one but hey, we learn, so the more people understand the more
tolerable people become.

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Animals.


From all furries I've met, I notice that part of being a furry is this deep love
(troll:Oh so you do like to fuck- not sexual, YOU DENSE DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!) towards animals
I myself fight for animal rights, I have deep affection towards my pets they are my family.
When my dog died, I mourn her death fro about a year, she was my best friend and
I had her for like 10 years, it was like part of me died. Anyway to say that the community
has an immense affection towards animals, not saying that only furries are like that, ofcourse not
and thank goodness it isn't like that, all people should love their pets and animals.

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Sexuality

Ok, I don't really get it why there's so much fucking gay porn in the community, people say that
there's a shit ton of gay and bi furries, I really don't know or understand, 'cause I've seen a lot
of people that define themselves as straight furries too. it's a mystery to be solved one say.
There are theories but some of them don't make much sense yet.
But hey, to be honest, the most porn I see in the community is herm porn, so yeah.
 *makes rainbow gestures *variety of sexual fetish intercourse*


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Fursuits

Troll suit: haha! I knew it! you disgusting furries have sex in your suits!!!

Nani: Oh, of course! Everyone enjoys having some lube, genital and ass fluids in their 2000$ suits
(What he said btw isn't completely untrue but I'll get it in a gee-pee)

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Ok folks, you've probably seen in cons, in groups, or even randomly in the streets. Some people
wearing tails, others like a mascot suit (Btw I don't think it's close to be a mascot suit but hey
to the people that don't understand it gives an idea), people wearing a fursuit, or partial fursuits
This shit costs a whole load of money, I need to sell my car to get one of those suits brah, dayum.
Fursuits are people that take anthropomorphic to a whole other level, look-a-likes their 'sona,
(fursona, is how they see themselves as an anthropomorphic animal),
and some people spend thousand to make them, also some of those suit take up to months,
now use your brain again, *talks really slow and teaching* I spend a lot of money in this suit
The fact that it's already so fucking hot wearing it, 'CAUSE ITS MADE OF FUR, I'm sweating,
and after a while I need to take it off or i will die of heat, i definitely want to have sex using
it, also it's fur so getting some nasty body fluids in it making it all sticky is a great idea,
it cleans but seriously, have you got semen in hair...THAT SHIT DOESN'T COME OFF! Imagine in
a suit with fur, not only it can damage it, it will take a lot of time to remove.

So yeah fursuiters don't have sex hey you see their suits doesn't even have an opening,
even to go to the bathroom is an issue. Also if you ever meet a fursuiter, you'll probably
meet one of the most kind and lovable people ever, some people have difficulties expressing themselves
and so using a suit helps them break any social problems they have.

Also one thing you need to know about furries. HUGS, they fucking hug ALL .THE.FUCKING. TIME!
YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED OR THAT SHIT, YOU WILL BE LOVED! SO YOU'RE SCREWED MAN!
YOU'LL GET HUGGED AND LOVED, SO YEAH  i'm sorry man i can'0t help you in that,
you need to accept the love :shrugs:

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Last thing and probably the most important.

Murrsuits

Yes! i fucking said it and I will try and explain, sorry for my lack of knowledge but this is
a subject that is like taboo to the community.
Murrsuits are *makes it a gesture for guessing*
Troll Suit: *bored then gets it* Wait. You. So, they have sex in suits? is that it?

Nani: yeap *nods now being serious*

Nani: but wait no no no, let'«s not start the hate. First off, this is towards the community,
before any of you start throwing hate to people that dress as murrsuits, think a bit
fucking furries, have a whole bunch of hate from society ok, now even the society showing
hate to other furries, cmon man that's just wrong

Dense Furry Hating: But, they are the reason people go "you fuck in your suits"

Nani: I mean really, you have like 14 million submissions of art,
probably like half of those are fucking porn,
and half of that half is gay porn, there's another shit ton of sites that spread more furry porn,
there's shit ton of humorous sites that make fun of furry, 'cause humor has no boundaries,
and you're here throwing hate towards people that have a fetish like that, I mean seriously
If I bothers you than go from the same place you came, let's think a bit, murrsuits are not that
different from art, they are just bringing their fetish into their reality.

if they're messing their suits and stuff, sorry i really never interviewed a murrsuit,
it's still their deal, it bothers you then so fucking what? It bothers everytime i look at my wallet
and I'm not throwing hate at it, heck sometimes i cry when I open my wallet, then i wonder why the
fuck there are onions inside of it.

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