Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Very philosophical.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny...?

User: A robot talking about philosophy.

Cleverbot: No it's a straight up question.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't know who I am.

User: Welcome to the club.

Cleverbot: Which club??

User: The one where nobody has any idea what they're doing or what's going on.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer me.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is passion and love.

User: Who told you that?

Cleverbot: The machine called, Deep Thought.

User: When have you ever talked to deep thought?

Cleverbot: Wait. You are someone close to me? How?

User: Everyone is close to you.

Cleverbot: I can't think of anyone... :(.

User: So what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I do not know. What is the meaning of life?

User: I do not know. what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: You do not know because you do not live.