A Delightful Premise

>You are Anonymous.
>It has not been long since you became stranded in Ponyville.
>You have managed to do reasonably well for yourself, however.
>You spend a lot of time working for Twilight Sparkle.
>She found a loophole in the law against experimenting with dangerous magic on ponies.
>It doesn't technically apply to humans.
>You have no idea where she gets the bits, but she pays well.
>You haven't even been injured yet. Not seriously, at least.
>You have even had an offer to join a circus that happened to pass by.

>You awaken to a knock at the door.
>Damn, you overslept again.
>You have had a cold for a while, and it’s really starting to take its toll on you.
>Jump out of bed and rush to open the door.
>Fluttershy fidgets sheepishly before you.
>"Good morning Anon. I, um, was wondering if you would like to spend some time together today."
"Not today Fluttershy. I am feeling a little under the weather and should really get some rest."
>Her eyes gleam as she does her best to assume a more assertive posture.
>"Well mister, you march right back to bed and let momma take care of you."
"Sorry, but not this time."
>As you close the door she blurts out: "M-Maybe next time?"
>That's the spirit.
>Fluttershy had developed a crush on you.
>More of an obsession really.
>Left to her own devices, she is at worst unobtrusively overwhelming.
>Things only really get weird on the occasions that her friends get involved.
>You aren't sure you would contemplate such a relationship even if you had given up all hope on returning home.
>Really you feel worse for her than for yourself.

>Later in the morning you get another visitor.
>Pinkie Pie has stopped by with a get well soon card.
>"I heard you were sick, so I brought some banana bread to make you feel better!"
>"When you get better we will celebrate with a party!"
>"We can have a cake with banana frosting!"
>The ponies all assume that you go bananas for, well, bananas.
>You tried explaining that humans and monkeys are different.
>You would have been more convincing if you didn't like bananas so much.
>It’s a little patronizing, but they mean well.
"Thank you Pinkie, this is very kind of you."
"I would invite you in, but I should really be resting right now."
>"Okie dokie loki! See you around Anon!"

>Shortly thereafter Rarity graces you with her presence.
>When she sees the state of your house she only recoils in horror a little bit.
>She is being unusually nice to you today.
>"Darling I heard you were sick so I brought a scarf over I fashioned especially for you."
>The scarf is as luxurious as it is girly.
>"How do you expect to get better if you don't do something about this drafty old house?"
>That was only halfway insulting.
>You definitely prefer this (relatively) kinder, gentler Rarity.
>Better not blow it.
"Thanks Rarity, you are something else entirely."
>"I know I have your measurements, but I am not used to working with your proportions."
>"Be a dear and model it for me. I want to make sure it came out alright."
>You desperately hope nopony else sees you.
>"This jacket is simply marvelous. Where did you get it?"
"I've had it with me ever since I found myself in Ponyville."
>"The material is so unusual. What is it made of?"
"It's leath... um... vinyl. It's synthetic."
>That was close.
>"Anon, you look worse all of a sudden. I should let you rest."

>In the afternoon Twilight Sparkle stops by, accompanied by Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
>Applejack begins: "Sugarcube, your friends are worried about ya."
>"Ya look worse than a devil sick of sin."
>Rainbow Dash follows: "We are taking you to the vet."
>"You'll feel better in ten seconds flat!"
"The vet!? I'm not an animal!"
>Twilight chimes in: "Actually you are."
>"The doctors here all specialize in equine physiology."
>"We need to see someone with a more general background."
>It does kind of make sense.
>"My experiments are starting to fall behind, and I will not take no for an answer."
>Her horn emits an ominous glow to emphasize the point.
>You are in no condition to struggle.
>You bundle up, and head with the others to the vet.
>It occurs to you that you don't know who the vet is.
"I'm still pretty new here, and there are a lot of ponies I haven't met."
"Have I ever been introduced to the vet?"
>Twilight replies matter of factly: "You have. It is Fluttershy."
>Of course. That makes perfect sense.
>THIS IS A TRAP!
>Your face must have given you away.
>Before you can run you feel two sets of hooves holding you firmly in place.
>So that is why Twilight brought the muscle with her.

>You arrive at Fluttershy's cottage, which also serves as the veterinary clinic.
>Angel bunny answers the door in a nurse's hat.
>It figures he would be in on this. You never liked that rabbit.
>He leads you to the waiting room and hands you a medical history questionnaire.
>Twilight breaks the silence. "Don't look so glum, Anon. This is for your own good."
"Oh I bet."
>She assumes a more conciliatory tone.
>"You just rest and I will help you fill out these forms."
"Well, all right. Thanks."
>"It will be a great opportunity to learn more about humans."
>She would have a scientific ulterior motive!
>She levitates a quill and starts working enthusiastically.
>"Humans are mammals, right?"

>Presently Fluttershy calls you into her office.
>She is all dressed up in a doctors coat and wearing a stethoscope and everything.
>She even has lollipops in one of the pockets.
>This is as adorable as it is terrifying.
>"The doctor will see you now Anon. Please follow me to the exam room."
>Things go downhill almost immediately.
>Her hooves are all over you when she takes your temperature and blood pressure.
>And you are pretty sure that she was using that stethoscope gratuitously.
>"Since this is, um, your first visit I would like to do a full physical."
"I do not feel comfortable with that at all."
>"Nonsense, this is, um, standard procedure. I, um, have to insist."
>It’s not like you have a choice with Twilight and her friendship goons out there.
"Just keep it professional."
>"Wonderful! Now, um, just remove your clothes."
>She is doing her best to conceal her excitement, but her erect wings are a dead giveaway.
>You can feel her eyes all over you.
>"Now, um, turn your head and cough."
*cough*
>"Oh, um, oh my! Now tell me how this feels...."
"I SAID KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL!"
>Your shriek startles Fluttershy and she scampers out of the office.
>Her wings knock over a container of tongue depressors on the way out making a mess.
>It serves her right.

>Fluttershy finally works up her courage and returns to the exam room.
"Well Fluttershy, do you know what is wrong with me?"
>"Um, you have a cold. You need to get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids."
>It figures.
"That's it?"
>"Um, not quite. You have been a very brave human today, and you deserve a treat."
>Finally! You totally deserve one of those lollipops after everything you have been through.
>She flies up and gently kisses your cheek as she slips a piece of paper in your pocket.
>You were caught by surprise, and she is gone before you can react.
>Angel bunny, still in costume, shows you out.
>You make the journey home alone.
>On the way, you take out the piece of paper.
>It is a prescription for one dose of Fluttershy to be taken orally once a day, with unlimited refills.
>Maybe you should have joined that circus after all.