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(We must stop Toad from getting to our
beloved Nintendo franchises!)

(We must go fight the source of it!)

(But, what is the source?)

(Oh, that’s easy.)

Time's have changed
Nintendo’s losing steam
They won’t obey their fanbase
They just censor and spout memes

Should we blame the casuals?
Or blame the patriarchy? -- sung by Anita
Or should we blame the better games on PC?

No, blame Tanabe, blame Tanabe
In his chink slanty-little eyes
Are all Nintendo games that died

Blame Tanabe, blame Tanabe
We need to form a full assault
It's Tanabe's fault

Don’t blame me for Tanabe-san  -- sung by Miyamoto
I gave him some advice
And now he’s off to kill Pikmin

And my girl Samus once  -- sung by Ridley
Had a sequel in the works
But now when I see her she’s cruising in the heeeeearse…

Well, blame Tanabe, blame Tanabe

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Tanabe came along

Blame Tanabe, blame Tanabe
(He’s not even a real developer anyway)

My game could've been a classic or a Smash rep it's true
Instead it burned up like third parties on Wii U

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or Miyamoto who allowed them to expire?
Heck no

Blame Tanabe, blame Tanabe
With all his generic hubbabaloo
And that bitch Risa Tabata too
Blame Tanabe, shame on Tanabe

Toad assimilation we must stop, the Color Splash we must smash
Stickers and Toad must all be undone
We must blame him and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us