Placeholders for the staff raffle:

Vintage Razorback - Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3
Scrap Metal - Borderlands GOTY
Crates - Zeno Clash
Frying Pans - The Ship
Futankhamun - The Binding of Isaac + Wrath of the Lamb DLC
The Spy-cicle - Torchlight
Sharpened Volcano Fragment - Death Rally
The Buff Banner - They Bleed Pixels
The Chargin' Targe - Faerie Solitaire
The Rainblower - Magicka
Detonator - Don't Starve
The Direct Hit - Freedom Force