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- >You rush through the forest as fast as you can.
- >Got no idea where you are.
- >All you can see are trees.
- >Fluttershy's bear is chasing you and it looks hungry.
- >When you look back to see if it's still behind you, you slam into a tree.
- >You fall on your back with birds flying around your head.
- >A brown paw grabs one of the birds.
- >Looking up, you see the bear shove the bird into its mouth.
- >Before you can run, the bear picks you up.
- >You now lay on your stomach on a tree stump with your wrists tied to your ankles.
- >A shiny red apple is in your mouth.
- >The bear starts putting salt and pepper on you as he drools.
- >When he turns to toss his salad, you spit the apple out.
- >It hits him in the foot and he turns around with rage in his eyes.
- >He comes closer, licking his lips as he does so.
- "WAIT! Y-You're hungry, right?"
- >He stops and then nods.
- "Well I'm a chef! I can cook you a five star, mouth watering, stomach pleasing, and fucking amazing meal!"
- >He puts his paw to his chin.
- >He now sits at a table with a knife and fork.
- >You have an apron on.
- >A light ding sound comes from behind you.
- >You go over to the oven and open it.
- >A pie made of twigs and mud is there with a stick of dynamite in the middle of it.
- >Before the bear gets too impatient, you pick it up and light the wick.
- >Then bring it over to the bear.
- >He is drooling all over the place.
- >He snatches the pie from you and is about to bite down when the dynamite explodes.
- >When the smoke clears, you see that the pie is gone.
- >He is now covered in soot.
- >Steam shoots out of his ears and he looks over at you with bloodshot eyes.
- "Uh oh."
- >You take off running into the forest again, this time with an angry bear chasing you.
- >Cutting around some trees, you find a broken down shack.
- >Without checking to see if he's behind you, you rush into it.
- >Inside is a family of beavers, a knife on a table, and a lot of ladybugs.
- >Time to get rid of this bear.
- >You step outside of the shack and the bear sees you standing there.
- >The massive amount of fur on your body, the red lips, and the blond hair make you seem like a female bear.
- >The bear's eyes turn into hearts and he floats over to you.
- >You run your hands down your body and he licks his lips.
- >Suddenly a loud roar comes from behind him.
- >He turns around to get hit in the face by a female bear.
- >The bear pulls him by the ear back into the forest, roaring at him the entire time.
- >You take off the apron you used as fake hair.
- >Then shake off the shaved beaver hair.
- >And wipe the remains of the ladybug family off your lips.
- >Sweet.
- >The bear is gone.
- >Now...
- >Where the fuck are you?
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