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- Pilot: I have to drain the schnitzel, can you handle zhings for five minutes?
- Co-Pilot: Ya, ya, I got dis.
- [Sound of pilot getting up, walking away, closing door behind him]
- Co-Pilot: hmm... handle zhings...
- Co-Pilot: better make sure I'm not disturbed...
- [beep]
- [lock mechanism engages]
- Co-Pilot: Now zhen...
- [zipper sound]
- [fap sounds]
- Co-Pilot: mmm ya...
- [fap sounds]
- Co-Pilot: mmm...
- [fap sounds]
- Co-Pilot: Oh!
- [yoke bump sound]
- [plane accelerates downward]
- [fap sounds]
- Co-Pilot: Oh ya!
- [knocking]
- Pilot[slightly muffled]: Andreas? Andreas what's going on in zhere?
- Co-Pilot[panicked]: Uh nozhing, uh hold on!
- [knocks louder]
- Pilot: Andreas let me in!
- Co-Pilot: Just a minute!
- Pilot: Andreas the plane is going down, what zhe hell are you doing let me in!
- [harder knocking]
- Co-Pilot: Just one more minute, I'm almost done!
- Pilot: Andreas!
- [Pounding on door]
- Co-Pilot: Ah, ah, Ah
- Pilot: ANDREAS!
- [Pounding frantically, followed by bashing and muffled panicked cries]
- Co-Pilot: Ah, AH, AHHH, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
- [loud crash cut off by static]
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