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  1. lucky duck
  2. silly goose
  3. sucks cockatiel
  4. youll egret it
  5. i was winging it
  6. give it a nest already
  7. man i just got crowing (goeing/growing)
  8. youve got talont
  9. whatever tweaks your beak
  10. thats kind of pheasant (pleasant)
  11. thats ostrich (a stretch)
  12. its quite a birden
  13. tern (bird apparently)
  14. owl (i'll)
  15. i really dont give a flock
  16. am i heron you right
  17. peck (pick)
  18. going out on a limb here
  19. thats pretty starling (startling/darling)
  20. ravenous
  21. dove out of the way
  22. not trying to ruffle your feathers
  23. eh just caws (because)
  24. Geese (geez)
  25. Toucan play at this game
  26. You finched (flinched)
  27. what beekame of you
  28. i hate it wren that happens
  29. posidove (positive)
  30. owlways (always)
  31. aviary (a very)
  32. sparrow few seconds
  33. figure it hoot owl nightengale
  34. oriole (a really)
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