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- It happened again.
- ---
- >"All I'm saying is that this might be a really fun idea!"
- "Twilight, your idea of 'fun' is tying me up and trying to tear out my chest cavity."
- >"Yeah!"
- "...That's not fun."
- >"Of course it is! You just need to apply yourself to the experiment more, now shush."
- >She turns to Fluttershy.
- >"So, ready?"
- >"Umm--"
- >"Excellent!"
- >You and Fluttershy scooch closer to each other.
- >Whisper to her whilst Twilight's back is turned.
- "I'm scared."
- >"M-Me too."
- >Twilight spins back around with a black book floating in her magic.
- >"Okay, now this spell should be fine as long as you--"
- >Her horn erupts and two blood red bolts of lightning slam into you and Fluttershy.
- >Your entire body loses its skin, then muscle, then bone, until there's nothing left but a large amount of blood where you were standing.
- >Fluttershy just explodes violently, sending flesh, fur and sinew everywhere.
- >Twilight blinks and slowly wipes her friends off her face.
- >"...Oh. Crap."
- "Uuugh..."
- >Rub your head and slowly come to.
- "Where in the hell..."
- >"Exactly!"
- >You wipe your eyes and sit up.
- >A small red pony with horns and a thin whip-tail tipped with a barb smiles at you.
- "Oh shit."
- >Look around at the dark red rock surrounding you.
- >A shape next to you stirs.
- "Fluttershy. Fluttershy wake up we have a serious problem."
- >"N-no, Anon... I can't get pregnant... Shoot it inside me..."
- >The pony before you makes a tiger noise.
- >"Oh my. Didn't interrupt anything, I hope."
- "Trust me, you didn't."
- >Slap Fluttershy awake.
- "Wake up. Things got serious."
- >She gets to her hooves and looks around.
- >"This isn't the library."
- "No shit."
- >Point at the red pony.
- >Fluttershy takes one look at her and screams.
- >"ANON! W-WE'RE--"
- >"Greetings! My name is Crimson Shard!"
- "Oh god that's so edgy."
- >"Welcome to pony hell!"
- "FUCK."
- >Fluttershy faints.
- >Grab her and throttle her until she wakes up.
- "Oh no you don't, you're not leaving me to fend for myself down here."
- 1/?
- >"B-but we're dead! We're in hell, Anon!"
- "I CAN SEE THAT, DIPSHIT."
- >She starts crying.
- "We need to get out of here!"
- >Crimson Shard snorts.
- >"Don't be stupid, there's no escape from this place!"
- "Like hell there isn't."
- >"...Well yeah, that's what I said."
- "Fuckin-- Look, where's the exit?"
- >"There is no exit."
- "Then how do we get out?"
- >"What part of 'you died and went to hell' do you not understand, human?"
- "The death part, and also the 'no escape' part."
- >She groans and pulls out a piece of paper.
- >As well as some reading glasses.
- >Made of bone.
- >"According to this contract, you both signed an agreement with the devil so that in the event of your death you are enslaved to his unholiness."
- "What the fuck, what kind of contract is that?"
- >"The kind that's legally binding. If you start anything we're taking your ass to court."
- "That supposed to scare me?"
- >"Hell court."
- "Can't be that bad."
- >"If you lose the case you get sent to super hell."
- "Super--"
- >"A place populated only by you. And also you have this itch that seems to move every time you go to scratch it."
- "YOU'RE SICK."
- >"I am! I wasn't even supposed to come into work today! Anyway, I'm here to take you to the devil."
- "Woah woah, hold on a second; I don't remember signing any contracts."
- >Fluttershy shuffles slightly.
- >...
- >Turn your head to look at her.
- "Fluttershy."
- >"W-well..."
- "WOO!"
- >"THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY!"
- >Laugh and knock back another beer with your new friend.
- "So, man, I've never seen you in town before! What's your name?!"
- >"Eh, names aren't important, hey, you look like you might be able to write with those hands!"
- "Duh, I totally went to school!"
- >"Great! Mind signing this? It's an autograph book of mine..."
- 2/?
- "Sure thing! HEY FLUTTERSHY, COME HERE AND SIGN THIS BOOK OF SIGNATURES 'N SHIT."
- >Your friend smiles, showing his pearly white fangs.
- >He stretches his bat-wings and sips some more beer.
- >"Ooh~ the more the merrier..."
- "WE BOTH SIGNED AND AGREEMENT WITH THE DEVIL AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING THINK TO STOP ME?!"
- >"YOU WERE DRUNK!"
- "WERE -YOU-?!"
- >"YES!"
- "YOU DON'T EVEN DRINK!"
- >"I WAS DOING IT TO SEE IF IT WAS YOUR FETISH!"
- >"Woah, you'll fit in well down here, Fluttershy!"
- >"SHUT THE HECK UP, CRIMSON SHARD!"
- >"S'all good, baby, you can swear down here."
- >"EAT A P-Penis..."
- >"You're adorable."
- >Fluttershy glares at Crimson.
- >Crimson licks her teeth and looks towards you.
- >Unwrap your hands from around Fluttershy's neck and drop her onto the stone floor.
- "So that's it then. We're trapped in hell and about to be tortured for the rest our eternity."
- >"That's the spirit! Normally I have to tell ponies to abandon all hope before they do so!"
- >She laughs.
- >"Thanks for making my job easier, Anon. Come on, let's go get you settled in."
- >Crimson unfurls her bat wings and takes off.
- >You always knew that hell would be filled with batponies.
- >God damn flying rodents.
- >Following your 'guide', you look at the amazing sights and sounds of pony hell.
- >That is; lakes of fire, endless screaming and more batponies.
- >Watch as a stallion tries to eat a mango.
- >Before it touches his lips a bat swoops down and steals it.
- >"AAAUUUUGGGH!!"
- >Truly, this is the darkest place.
- >Your guide prattles on about this and that.
- >"So then I said 'Whaaat, you can't fit that entire poker in there!' and guess what, she totally did!"
- "I don't care."
- >"Me neither! That's why it was amazing to watch!"
- "What."
- >"Doesn't matter, we're here!"
- >You peer up at the gargantuan structure before you.
- "The hell is this?"
- >"This is where his unholiness lives."
- "You gonna give him a name or...?"
- 3/?
- >"Well he's actually called Meghan, but he doesn't like it when people call him that."
- "Makes sense, I guess."
- >Fluttershy has been quiet the whole time.
- >Look down at her as she walks next to you.
- "You alright?"
- >"We're in hell, Anon! I... I can't handle this!"
- "No, it's fine, I figured out a way to get out of here."
- >"But there's no exit!"
- "Then we'll make one."
- >"But--"
- "Shh, trust me."
- >You actually have no god damn idea how to get out of here.
- >Crimson shouts over her shoulder.
- >"You should totally trust him! You've got all of eternity down here with each other."
- >She laughs.
- >"Who knows, you might even get laid!"
- "Why did you go and say that..."
- >Glance back at Fluttershy.
- >She's grinning from ear to ear.
- >"Oh Anon! Isn't hell simply wonderful?"
- >A cadaver hits the floor next to her, spraying blood on her.
- >She doesn't seem to care.
- >Welp. Fluttershy's lost it.
- >You give yourself a day unless you can get out of here.
- >And you exactly how you're going to do it.
- >"Up here, please!"
- >Follow Crimson up some stairs.
- >You jog to catch up with her.
- "So uh, why aren't there more ponies down here?"
- >"Hm? Oh, that; yeah, getting ponies to sign contracts signing over their souls is a lot harder nowadays what with universal education reform and a higher rate of employment. Honestly, you two are the first clients we've had in months!"
- "Clients."
- >"Oh, sorry, 'morons who actually signed the contract'."
- >She winks at you.
- >Slap her.
- >The mare lets out a shocked gasp.
- >"I... I didn't know you were into that~"
- "What."
- >She strokes your face with the tip of her tail.
- >"Oooh, I'm gonna like you~"
- "Fuck's sake."
- >She keeps walking, but with more of a bounce to her step.
- >Her tail waves around a lot more as well.
- >Look down.
- >Fluttershy is trying to kill her with hate.
- "It's fine, Fluttershy, I'm not going to touch her."
- >"You'd better not..."
- 4/?
- >A long walk down a huge corridor lined with depictions of ponies suffering and getting their fruit taken from them ends with two massive obsidian doors.
- >Crimson Shard turns to you.
- >"Ready?"
- "I guess."
- >"N-no..."
- >Ignoring Fluttershy, Crimson knocks on the doors.
- >They swing open, revealing an elaborate throne room.
- >At the end, you see a figure lounging on a chair.
- >He seems shocked to see the doors open.
- >"Ah! Visitors!"
- >You follow Crimson to him, and stand at the foot of the throne steps, staring up at your new master.
- >He lets out a dark laugh.
- >"Ahh... Anonymous and Fluttershy. I was expecting you."
- >Crimson speaks up, a happy tone in her voice.
- >"Actually, sir, you've been sat around waiting for three months and kept practising what you were going to say to them in the bathroom mirror every morning!"
- >...
- >Snicker.
- >Meghan scrunches up his face and shoots a dirty look at Crimson.
- >"Yes. Well. Thank you, Crimson. You're dismissed."
- >"Woo! Lunch break!"
- >She turns to leave, but strokes your leg as she passes you.
- >"I'll see -you- later, hot stuff."
- "Don't call me that."
- >She lets out a laugh that sounds much like a "kekekeke" before leaving.
- >The throne room doors slam shut, leaving you and Fluttershy with Meghan: The Dark Lord of Hell.
- >He nervously taps his hooves together and gives you an uneasy smile.
- >"So uhh, you guys want any snacks? We've got fruit, crackers, grape juice..."
- >You get your drinks and food then sit down in the chairs provided.
- >That is, the chairs that just appeared in a burst of flame beside you.
- "You're not really what I expected from the devil."
- >"Well you're not a pony!"
- "...You're right. I'm not. Can I please go then?"
- >"No. You signed the contract, you have to serve your time!"
- "What if I say no?"
- >"We'll... Persuade you."
- "With what, "super hell"?"
- >He blinks.
- >"Super what now? No, we'll just keep pestering you until you cave."
- "That won't happ--"
- >He swipes the banana from your hands.
- 5/?
- "H-hey, I was eating that!"
- >"And now I am."
- >He stuffs the entire thing in his mouth.
- >Reach for an apple from the fruit bowl.
- >He steals that as well.
- >Fluttershy whimpers.
- >"Oh stop it, stop it! Can't you see what you're doing to him?!"
- >Meghan glares at you.
- >Glare back.
- >Defiantly take a mango.
- >He steals it before you can take a bite.
- "GOD DAMMIT JUST LET ME HAVE A TASTE."
- >"WELCOME TO HELL."
- "FUCK YOU."
- >He blushes.
- >...
- "No. No. We're not doing this."
- >"W-well, I mean, if you're offering..."
- "NO."
- >"The stallions down here aren't really into other dudes, but you seem cute, I guess."
- "FLUTTERSHY, GET ME OUT OF THIS."
- >Fluttershy stands between you and Meghan.
- >"He's -my- man!"
- >Meghan strokes his horns.
- >"Technically he's mine. He -did- sign the contract..."
- "I'm not doing this. I'll just take the poker up the ass and be done with it. Come on, Fluttershy, we're leaving."
- >"Wait, no, you can't leave!"
- "Yes I can."
- >Pick up Fluttershy and sling her over your shoulder, marching towards the exit of the throne room.
- >A flash of fire deposits Meghan in front of you.
- >"We can talk about this! Let's make another deal! -Please-!"
- "If you're this desperate to get laid, why not just transform yourself into a pony and get some that way?"
- >...
- >He transforms into Fluttershy.
- >...
- "Oooooh. Shit."
- >The real Fluttershy yelps at the sight of herself.
- >"O-oh my goodness, Anon! It's me!"
- "Yeah, I can see that."
- >Fake Fluttershy squeals.
- >"Oh my goodness, Anon, that brute is in your arms!"
- "Yeah, I know it's you, Meghan."
- >"Don't call me that..."
- "I'll call you whatever I damn well please."
- >The devil turns himself back into his regular old red-furred bat-winged horny self and pouts.
- >"Come on, I prepared the fruit bowl and juice myself! I was really looking forward to meeting you guys!"
- "How the hell do you even manage down here?"
- >He shrugs.
- >"I dunno. Magic."
- >Ugh.
- >Readjust Fluttershy in your arms and walk past him.
- 6/?
- >"Come oooon..."
- "No."
- >"Please?"
- "No."
- >Walk out the throne room with the lord of hell whining at you.
- >"C-can I at least see it?"
- "You're worse than Fluttershy, knock it off."
- >Fluttershy blushes.
- >"I-It's really big."
- >Meghan gasps.
- >"R-really? How big?"
- >"Like... -this- big."
- >"Woah."
- >"I know..."
- >Drop Fluttershy onto the stone floor and walk faster.
- >You'll probably just find a lake of fire and throw yourself in.
- >Seems better than putting up with these two for the rest of eternity.
- >"Anonymous, I have a proposition!"
- "I don't care."
- >"You will, though! I can get you out of here!"
- >Pause.
- >Slowly turn back around, arms folded.
- "Go on?"
- >Meghan shuffles nervously.
- >"Well, Hell isn't exactly, umm, sealed off... So uhh, I-I can get you out if you do something for me..."
- 7/?
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- "And they just exploded, officer. That's all I know!"
- >Nudge the book of forbidden spells under the table with a rear hoof.
- >Grin at them.
- >The cops look at each other.
- >"Well, Miss Sparkle, it's certainly a very interesting tale, but I think we'll have to take you in for further questioning--"
- >The fabric of reality is brutally torn asunder as Anonymous, Fluttershy, and two hell-bound ponies hurtle out of the void in a chariot made of bones, obliterating the two police ponies in front of you.
- >Anonymous looks bedraggled, and has white stuff in his hair.
- >Everyone in the carriage is cuddled up to him.
- >He shakes them off and gets out.
- >Stare slackjawed at him.
- >"Uhh. Hi."
- "...Hi."
- >He points at the door.
- >"I'll just umm, be going."
- >He steps over the shattered corpses of the police and heads for the door.
- >The two demons take flight and follow him, hugging him as he walks and sensually licking his face, much to his dismay.
- >Fluttershy catches your eye and smiles sheepishly.
- >Look around at the library, now coated in gore and playing host of the most horrifying creation you've ever laid eyes on.
- "Fluttershy."
- >"Yes, Twilight?"
- "...What just happened?"
- >"Oh. I-it was one hell of a journey!"
- >She beams at you, clearly proud of herself.
- "Shut up, Fluttershy."
- >"Okay..."
- 8/8
- The End.
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